Marlon Wayans' Barber Fades vs ROFLCOPTER - MARLON WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Alias Tourney


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Monday,
October 20th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due by message to Sharp by Friday, October 17th 2014
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


First to 7, win by at least two votes
Good luck!

[Sharp]

Both have checked in, Marlon requests 16

[Sharp]

ROFLCOPTER sent 16

[Sharp]

Marlon Wayans barber fades

u only roll with imaginery chicks, any hoe u wifin is lame
when it comes to his 'gf' only way rofl copped er is by typin his name
horrible name which means it's a fact u grab baby dicks
if dasani indication of your talent then ur probably as wack as that alias
ur done homie, i'm bout to pull the grip n evict ya
goin against me ur cooked. corpse chillin at the strip club with strikta
fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
talm bout ur like 100-0. fuckin can all that text blam
dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam
i'm the type to throw punches to deck this liar
leave cop punch drunk by so many blows he fails his own breathalyzer
ur not #1 and u have no standouts unless dyin words are 'in'
u ain't never had an ohhh line man. if u did u'd be lyin worse than him
no one takes him anywhere cuz he fuckin sucks nuts
people hit him up and bring the roflz about as much as muff does


ROFLCOPTER

ROFLCOPT'ing, you stared into this text of a circle.
Your raps could be compared to those of Steve Urkel.
Your brain can not handle the Wayans' Faded away way.
I pay shit to those brothers to fuck your girl, all night and day.
And, you sit and ponder as to why the fuck you don't get laid… I gotta say:
she's too busy, getting that ass paid. Barber done fucked up Marlon's fade,
once 'Fire Marshall Bill' walked in' and said: "Let Me Tell Ya Somethin!'"…
Entire TV casted crews strolling' in' and start stompin' your stance
as Bill quickly extinguished your pathetically lyrical abeyance.
No bother 'In Living', brother; your raps contain absolutely no 'Color'.
You so scary, just stay in bed; your words couldn't be duller.
'Fly Girls' booty hump you while 'DJ' spins -- you knew 'White Chicks' had dicks.
'Antoine Merriweather' done won your heart, son… but he "hated it".
You drink out of a jar filled with yellow, sipping a ton… flip your script.
I swear 'Anton Jackson' is always confused with this foo.
And, the 'Brothers Brothers' holler at'chya: "Fuck You".

[Kin]

Marlon Wayans barber fades

when it comes to his 'gf' only way rofl copped er is by typin his name
-ha
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
-that was Fire

dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam
-yessiiiir

u ain't never had an ohhh line man. if u did u'd be lyin worse than him
-"ohhh!"

people hit him up and bring the roflz about as much as muff does
-haha, so this isn't muff.. that was nice


ROFLCOPTER
Barber done fucked up Marlon's fade,
-wha?

No bother 'In Living', brother; your raps contain absolutely no 'Color'.
-ok



pretty one sided here...Marlon killed this

vote- Marlon tha Barber Fade em

[Unfukwitable]

fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
i'm the type to throw punches to deck this liar
leave cop punch drunk by so many blows he fails his own breathalyzer

vs

nothing


One had a couple of good lines but I quoted my 2 fav of the bunch the other just came with nothing that was really witty imo, he couldve had better ideas and added some solide execution. b'cus his drop just seemed lazy to me no hate or anything.

v/MWBF

[sral]

lmao veritas and text battling go together like Robranda and Shakespeare

[BROKE LESNAR]

Marlon Wayans barber fades

u only roll with imaginery chicks, any hoe u wifin is lame
when it comes to his 'gf' only way rofl copped er is by typin his name 10/10

horrible name which means it's a fact u grab baby dicks
if dasani indication of your talent then ur probably as wack as that alias 4/10

ur done homie, i'm bout to pull the grip n evict ya
goin against me ur cooked. corpse chillin at the strip club with strikta 7/10

fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway 10/10

talm bout ur like 100-0. fuckin can all that text blam
dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam 10/10

i'm the type to throw punches to deck this liar
leave cop punch drunk by so many blows he fails his own breathalyzer 10/10

ur not #1 and u have no standouts unless dyin words are 'in'
u ain't never had an ohhh line man. if u did u'd be lyin worse than him 10/10

no one takes him anywhere cuz he fuckin sucks nuts
people hit him up and bring the roflz about as much as muff does 1/10




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ROFLCOPTER

ROFLCOPT'ing, you stared into this text of a circle.
Your raps could be compared to those of Steve Urkel. 1/10

Your brain can not handle the Wayans' Faded away way.
I pay shit to those brothers to fuck your girl, all night and day. 1/10

And, you sit and ponder as to why the fuck you don't get laid… I gotta say:
she's too busy, getting that ass paid. Barber done fucked up Marlon's fade,
once 'Fire Marshall Bill' walked in' and said: "Let Me Tell Ya Somethin!'"… 1/10

Entire TV casted crews strolling' in' and start stompin' your stance
as Bill quickly extinguished your pathetically lyrical abeyance. 1/10

No bother 'In Living', brother; your raps contain absolutely no 'Color'.
You so scary, just stay in bed; your words couldn't be duller. 1/10

'Fly Girls' booty hump you while 'DJ' spins -- you knew 'White Chicks' had dicks.
'Antoine Merriweather' done won your heart, son… but he "hated it".
You drink out of a jar filled with yellow, sipping a ton… flip your script. 1/10

I swear 'Anton Jackson' is always confused with this foo.
And, the 'Brothers Brothers' holler at'chya: "Fuck You". 1/10




7








62-7 Marlon. Couldn't have been anymore lopsided. Sheer dominance.

v-Marlon

[Tic]

Marlon Wayans barber fades

u only roll with imaginery chicks, any hoe u wifin is lame
when it comes to his 'gf' only way rofl copped er is by typin his name
fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
talm bout ur like 100-0. fuckin can all that text blam
dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam
i'm the type to throw punches to deck this liar
leave cop punch drunk by so many blows he fails his own breathalyzer



ROFLCOPTER
Seriously, nothing.
This was like Lebron going 1-1 with a blind paraplegic. Marlon killed this.

[Allen Knight]

fuck a badge, that long arm is just dead weight
straight up maul cop when he rolls up like paul blart on his segway
talm bout ur like 100-0. fuckin can all that text blam
dude ur record's so fake it's makin a run for gamble's with def jam
i'm the type to throw punches to deck this liar
leave cop punch drunk by so many blows he fails his own breathalyzer

vs

And, you sit and ponder as to why the fuck you don't get laid… I gotta say:
she's too busy, getting that ass paid. Barber done fucked up Marlon's fade,


V/marlon, this wasnt close rofl had nothing really just statements tbh no hate
marlon won easy.

[veritas]

lmao veritas and text battling go together like Robranda and Shakespeare

fuck you. That aint even me. Come at me in person and get your ears ripped off with my dicksword.

[El Muffin]

Lol I got marlon

Maul cop.
Punch drunk
Gamble

Vs

Iono


V/ marlon= its obv who this is btw. Clue in one of the setups