Totally Not Windu Tuako vs Chester Clusterfuck - WINDU WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Alias Tourney


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Monday,
October 20th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due by message to Sharp by Friday, October 17th 2014
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


First to 7, win by at least two votes
Good luck!

[Sharp]

Chester has checked in

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Not Windu is in

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Chester sent 14

[Sharp]

Totally Not Windu Tuako

Hi...

Let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too
Just follow the rules or get clapped shottys will put you in bags sloppy
Play fair cause if Chester Cheetos will be put in this cat's body
This man's scary though, fat queer and broke and the fact he has venereal
Is why his nearest hoe puts Total in her box like that nasty brand of cereal
She can't get enough of me, wants to clone me cause this man lacks to keep up
Its ironic she wants two Tu's cause you're dressing like a ballerina
Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you
So fuck this dude, whoever you are once they reveal people's name
Cause it's real he's a lame and this damn L will still be the same

Bye...


Chester Clusterfuck

My bars

Just a warning for the lil bitch, don't get feisty and let you're first curl up
cuz chester'll shoot a cluster with the sawed off that'll fuck your whole world up
See I can rhyme up with up cuz I'm always on the up an up
This whore'll lay down crying like he ate another dick
An couldn't suck it up enough.
if you were a threat its possible I wouldn't be able to hack it
But you're right, you're not windu tuako...you're a nobody faggot.
You couldn't match me with hands even if we was playing cards drinking gin
Cuz ima take your bitch and poker before I let her leave with a win!
I've won more matches than you can think of, no rain man, on some real shit
My guns'll crack like a thunder clap an riddle you with steal tips
Windu ain't shit, a total bitch, a vote for him is way off
He's way soft, cuz like a car stereo I'll take his whole face off!
I get grimey bruh, blind fold ya beat your ass and leave you leaking hoe
Call you the walking dead, cuz you stepping to me's bout as dumb as the TV show

[El Muffin]

Haha moar muff bars plz

Ill vote in a minute but I think after skimming I got a clear winnrr here

[El Muffin]

Totally not wind

Cc
Tu tus
Total
Muff/cents. Plyed but relevant

Didnt like last 4 though


Chester

Cluster
Suck it up enough
Face off was decent. Not quotable but its ok

Cool battle

I got totally tho

V/totally

Evrry1 has muff lines lolilil

[sral]

Pretty sure that face off like a car stereo shit been done before

Will check

Guy sucked ass anyway

Windy got this

[BROKE LESNAR]

Totally Not Windu Tuako

Hi...

Let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too 10/10

Just follow the rules or get clapped shottys will put you in bags sloppy
Play fair cause if Chester Cheetos will be put in this cat's body 4/10

This man's scary though, fat queer and broke and the fact he has venereal
Is why his nearest hoe puts Total in her box like that nasty brand of cereal 10/10

She can't get enough of me, wants to clone me cause this man lacks to keep up
Its ironic she wants two Tu's cause you're dressing like a ballerina 2/10

Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job 1/10

You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you 10/10

So fuck this dude, whoever you are once they reveal people's name
Cause it's real he's a lame and this damn L will still be the same 1/10

Bye...




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Chester Clusterfuck

My bars

Just a warning for the lil bitch, don't get feisty and let you're first curl up
cuz chester'll shoot a cluster with the sawed off that'll fuck your whole world up 10/10

See I can rhyme up with up cuz I'm always on the up an up
This whore'll lay down crying like he ate another dick
An couldn't suck it up enough. 4/10

if you were a threat its possible I wouldn't be able to hack it
But you're right, you're not windu tuako...you're a nobody faggot. 5/10

You couldn't match me with hands even if we was playing cards drinking gin
Cuz ima take your bitch and poker before I let her leave with a win! 1/10

I've won more matches than you can think of, no rain man, on some real shit
My guns'll crack like a thunder clap an riddle you with steal tips 1/10

Windu ain't shit, a total bitch, a vote for him is way off
He's way soft, cuz like a car stereo I'll take his whole face off! 2/10

I get grimey bruh, blind fold ya beat your ass and leave you leaking hoe
Call you the walking dead, cuz you stepping to me's bout as dumb as the TV show 1/10




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Total took this 38/24. Chester had alot of uncreative played lines that suffered from poor setup and execution. It really hurt his bar while Total was consistent and had far more punches that connected thoroughly.

v-Totally

[Tic]

Totally Not Windu Tuako

Let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too
This man's scary though, fat queer and broke and the fact he has venereal
Is why his nearest hoe puts Total in her box like that nasty brand of cereal
Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you


Chester Clusterfuck

My bars

Just a warning for the lil bitch, don't get feisty and let you're first curl up
cuz chester'll shoot a cluster with the sawed off that'll fuck your whole world up
Windu ain't shit, a total bitch, a vote for him is way off
He's way soft, cuz like a car stereo I'll take his whole face off!
^ This may not even be quotable.

I have Totally Not Windu with more consistent, harder punches.

[Allen Knight]

let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too
Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you

vs


if you were a threat its possible I wouldn't be able to hack it
But you're right, you're not windu tuako...you're a nobody faggot.


V/windu, this was pretty onesided , chester had alot of misses he had ideas
but wording wasnt there or creative twist, windu had a solid verse pretty consistent
he wins, props on the battle yah'll.

[Swerve]

Let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too
This man's scary though, fat queer and broke and the fact he has venereal
Is why his nearest hoe puts Total in her box like that nasty brand of cereal
She can't get enough of me, wants to clone me cause this man lacks to keep up
Its ironic she wants two Tu's cause you're dressing like a ballerina
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you

vs.

Nada


V/ Not Black-Windu by a mile

[Beyond]

Let your niggas talk shit I'm coming for em just to teach a lesson fool
Then hit CC and that'll make sure that he receives the message too
Cool opener.
Just follow the rules or get clapped shottys will put you in bags sloppy
Play fair cause if Chester Cheetos will be put in this cat's body
Nice nameplay.
This man's scary though, fat queer and broke and the fact he has venereal
Is why his nearest hoe puts Total in her box like that nasty brand of cereal
lol, dope.
She can't get enough of me, wants to clone me cause this man lacks to keep up
Its ironic she wants two Tu's cause you're dressing like a ballerina
Cool.
Dude is a slob, yea he got a gig but he's useless to rob
Bum ass nigga Muff's rants make more cents than you at your job
Nah, played.
You've never been special, no one likes you so once these weapons detect fools
There'd be so many red dots it'd look like the whole block negative repped you
lmao
So fuck this dude, whoever you are once they reveal people's name
Cause it's real he's a lame and this damn L will still be the same
Lazy closer.

vs

Just a warning for the lil bitch, don't get feisty and let you're first curl up
cuz chester'll shoot a cluster with the sawed off that'll fuck your whole world up
Eh, ok.
See I can rhyme up with up cuz I'm always on the up an up
This whore'll lay down crying like he ate another dick
An couldn't suck it up enough.
Nah.
if you were a threat its possible I wouldn't be able to hack it
But you're right, you're not windu tuako...you're a nobody faggot.
Eh.
You couldn't match me with hands even if we was playing cards drinking gin
Cuz ima take your bitch and poker before I let her leave with a win!
Played.
I've won more matches than you can think of, no rain man, on some real shit
My guns'll crack like a thunder clap an riddle you with steal tips
Ok...
Windu ain't shit, a total bitch, a vote for him is way off
He's way soft, cuz like a car stereo I'll take his whole face off!
...
I get grimey bruh, blind fold ya beat your ass and leave you leaking hoe
Call you the walking dead, cuz you stepping to me's bout as dumb as the TV show
Uber faggot, fuck you.


Overall one-sided battle. First guy I think I know who it is and he came pretty consistent here. Other dude seemed like he might be a problem, but turned out he ain't shit.

/v not windu

[Blanco Bishop]

Win got it here.

Other homie had the stereo line.other than that no real punches.
Win for more effort wp n punches.

V Win