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Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:26 PM
My foreskin has always been wrapped fuckin nice n snug around my dick

It would never go past like, the very tip of my head.

Well last night I was having sex, and while I was pumping away like a fuckin piston, BAM. My head slipped out of its casing like the dirty little bitch it is

And it hurted so bad I started crying and the girl was like, wow, this is really turning me off

And I was like that's okay, I'm done anyways and scared

But now it looks way bigger >:)

Open your arms my uncircumcised brethren. I am living the best of both worlds

~RustyGunZ~
10-15-2014, 02:32 PM
heathen

Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:35 PM
Fat jew.. I think

~RustyGunZ~
10-15-2014, 02:39 PM
but srs you should get that checked out

your situation is already unhealthy

it might have to get chopped off

Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 02:43 PM
I don't know how unhealthy it is. It's just my dick head. It's supposed to be there.

Who wrote the pics or it didn't happen tag?

Lars?

Swerve
10-15-2014, 03:43 PM
No, but srs....Knuck has a point.

It's not supposed to hurt. Your foreskin might be too tight and require a little snip. It's a legit medical problem.

JS.

YDK
10-15-2014, 03:44 PM
Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it

El Muffin
10-15-2014, 03:55 PM
Rawn MD to thread for diagnosis

anime_boners
10-15-2014, 03:59 PM
http://pixelscribbles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/schwing.jpg

Witty
10-15-2014, 04:04 PM
I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.

Wise Wiggles
10-15-2014, 04:18 PM
Shits normal. It's scary, but it was destined to happen eventually. Congrats!

Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 04:29 PM
I'M SO PROUD!

dull boy
10-15-2014, 04:55 PM
I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.

You, sir, are a class act.

El Muffin
10-15-2014, 05:00 PM
Stop bucking wittys head up

Hes going to hell with a wicker g string

Witty
10-15-2014, 05:00 PM
You, sir, are a class act.

Thank you my friend, and the same to you.

I am thinking of buying a tophat.

Witty
10-15-2014, 05:01 PM
Stop bucking wittys head up

Hes going to hell with a wicker g string

I'm gonna put my dick in ur eye.

Figgly Wiggly
10-15-2014, 05:07 PM
Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it

I'll do it myself

El Muffin
10-15-2014, 05:14 PM
Smegma

Witty
10-15-2014, 05:16 PM
lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"

theMuzzl3
10-15-2014, 05:44 PM
lol

big baby
10-15-2014, 05:44 PM
lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"

me. awaiting the rep.

Hush
10-15-2014, 06:02 PM
Damn


As a fellow uncut this makes me think u never really fucked b4

Congrats I guess

Witty
10-15-2014, 07:18 PM
me. awaiting the rep.

Repped but then remembered you have lied about this before.

Are you telling the truth?

BROKE LESNAR
10-15-2014, 07:37 PM
me. awaiting the rep.

lmao very clever of u

Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:40 PM
U sposed to clean under that skin too bruh

D9nt u have a dad ?

Witty
10-15-2014, 07:42 PM
lmao very clever of u

Was it you???

I'm confused.

Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:43 PM
It was me. Rep pls.

Witty
10-15-2014, 07:44 PM
BAGS STFU I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

pls bags.

pls.

Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:45 PM
Repped?

Witty
10-15-2014, 07:46 PM
Repped.

Fuck you.

Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:48 PM
FUCK U STABLER

Witty
10-15-2014, 07:51 PM
Suck a lizard dick faggot.

Ghost1
10-15-2014, 07:59 PM
Lol