Couch Thread

[Diode]

This will be a couch thread.

Diode (LR, Sun Room, Theater):

http://i.imgur.com/S7Ry2wv.jpg

PancakeBrah:

http://i.imgur.com/EFyzJUb.jpg

Knucklehead:

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10563060_10204324955822600_3201328915866297882_n.j pg?oh=162ab637fe84864a1494b03d4b805530&oe=54F41308
Bags

https://i.imgflip.com/d4ay0.jpg
CopyPat

http://i.imgur.com/FYgHbeP.jpg

[Certain]

Ranked:

1. Destroyer
2. namix
3. Diode theater
4. CopyPat
5. Adonis
6. Knucklehead
7. Diode sun room
8. Certain
9. PancakeBrah
10. Bags
11. Diode living room
12. Greed
13. Split

[Witty]

For looks I will go with Diodes 3rd because it looks BOSS tbh but Pancake's is definitely the comfiest, I don't need to sit on it to know.

[Certain]

Diode's living room couch should be shipped to West Virginia for burning.

[Clayray]

Lol did you clean them before taking the pics

[Diode]

i dunno cake's still looks a little new/stiff.

[Ghost1]

In

https://i.imgflip.com/d4ay0.jpg

[Strikta]

I'm saying tho.

Let a nigga slide thru for 1-2(8) days.

@all of u

[~RustyGunZ~]

bags joint looks cozy as fuck

but the arms are a bit high

[Clayray]

i dunno cake's still looks a little new/stiff.

I'd say the last ones the newest. Lol

[Split]

Pancake poverty decor
Diode elderly couches

[PancakeBrah]

I live in squalor. Spartan lifestyle.

Bout to post how Cake LIVES.

[big baby]

Diode

http://www.amazon.com/Toy-Story-Deluxe-Collectible-Figure/dp/B0030E5R56/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1413418802&sr=8-2&keywords=big+baby+doll

buy dat and put it on your couch

[big baby]

I SO FUCKA FAMOUS

BB SO FUCKA FAMOUS?

U SO FUCKA FAMOUS??

I FUCKA FAMOUS

NOT YOU FUCKA FAMOUS

U FUCKA IDIYOTE

I FUCKA FAMOUS BB

SO FUCKA BB SO FAMOS SO BB FAMOS

[Strikta]

Is Sho Nuff Gamble?

[Certain]

In

https://i.imgflip.com/d4ay0.jpg

I really dislike the back and arms of this, but the cushions look terrific.

[Clayray]

Noooooooooo

[Strikta]

:) nahmean!?!

[CopyPat]

Leatha bishes.
Copped this $1400 couch for 3 hundy cause it has a scuff on the side by the wall haha. Shits mint besides that.

How do you do pictures better? Lol

http://m.imgur.com/XxxEjKg

[namix]

who the fuck buys a sectional that's all fucking leather, jesus diode

fuck a chick on a couch and make better decisions

[PancakeBrah]

There's no critiquing of couches unless you post a couch pic.

Roasting rules still apply, honcho.

[Greed]

I bought a chaste half suede half leather all black couch.

It was sick. Left it with a girl in az

I have the pictures in my phone but not the means to upload it.

[Allen Knight]

On bags couch
U can tell which side fat bags sat on an now skinny bags does

[PancakeBrah]

If your phone has internet just upload to imgur.

Dost thou even internet?

[Diode]

who the fuck buys a sectional that's all fucking leather, jesus diode

fuck a chick on a couch and make better decisions

Gonna be mad that its all power recline including lay flat chaise and each side has flip up reading lights too?

:-!

[Certain]

I like CopyPat's couch. I would sit on that.

[Diode]

I also like his couch.

[Ghost1]

https://i.imgflip.com/d4d5t.jpg

Salt packet under the table leg

[Certain]

Bags' couch has junk in its trunk.

[namix]

There's no critiquing of couches unless you post a couch pic.

Roasting rules still apply, honcho.

That's fair, no doubt no doubt.


In fairness though, i do hold Diode to high standards


and though i think flexing couches is strange, I'll represent. brb.

[Certain]

I just moved this month and don't have a couch at the moment. My previous roommate bought the one we used to have from me. Would a picture of my dining room table suffice?

[Diode]

That's fair, no doubt no doubt.


In fairness though, i do hold Diode to high standards


and though i think flexing couches is strange, I'll represent. brb.

Lol this couch joke is gow-era u must not be familiar

Also that couch is in my theater not for everyday use by dirt people visiting my domicile

[Greed]

http://i.imgur.com/uhHorTA.jpg

I was comparing a tear in the couch to the size of a battery, for legal purposes. This is the best image I got, assuming I did it right.

It was legit in its prime.

[CopyPat]

http://i.imgur.com/FYgHbeP.jpg

[Greed]

Ah forget it.

[CopyPat]

If your phone has internet just upload to imgur.

Dost thou even internet?


No, not really.
K uploaded now what?
You'll only have to tell me once, lol


Lol that was certain. I tried like 40 things and they all showed a blank little square on my phone. Not sure what actually worked. No idea wtf I'm doing..

[PancakeBrah]

you already uploaded a picture, copypat.

[Certain]

Greed and CopyPat, I fixed your busted links and resized your photos.

I now have .jpgs of both of your couches saved to my computer.

[Ghost1]

http://i.imgur.com/uhHorTA.jpg

I was comparing a tear in the couch to the size of a battery, for legal purposes. This is the best image I got, assuming I did it right.

It was legit in its prime.

Get an ashtray my G.

[Destroyer]

I'll post mine on Friday when it arrives
dropped 1700 on it last Saturday

[Strikta]

No bullshit lol

[Certain]

I'll post mine on Friday when it arrives
dropped 1700 on it last Saturday

Damn. Strikta, how do you feel about moving to England with Destroyer?

[Destroyer]

here we call couches "sitty-bottoms"

[Diode]

I'll post mine on Friday when it arrives
dropped 1700 on it last Saturday

What's the conversion from monopoly money to USD again? Lol

[PancakeBrah]

Greed's couch lookin like an extra in a tarrantino flick.

[namix]

Lol this couch joke is gow-era u must not be familiar

Also that couch is in my theater not for everyday use by dirt people visiting my domicile

of course i remember the couch joke from the era you were flexin your xmas lights bro!



but word --- just so no one gets it twisted, my instinct was diode for presentation and cake for comfortableness..

[Strikta]

Lmao

Fish n chips stashed under the cushions n shit.

[Destroyer]

http://i.imgur.com/6bOOIPm.jpg
american money

haters

[namix]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2entg5c.jpg





http://i58.tinypic.com/10mlyt1.jpg

[Diode]

http://i60.tinypic.com/2entg5c.jpg





http://i61.tinypic.com/2ntd253.jpg

RoomsToGo or Ashley? Swear I've seen that coush.

[Diode]

fuck that couch tho lemee at the bar

[namix]

RoomsToGo or Ashley? Swear I've seen that coush.


damn dude. there's a reason i asked if you ate japanese wagyu lol


Ashley...

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

cmon man, if you aint got at least a living room set you still live at your moms. right?

[El Muffin]

Dude what arcade machine is that

It looks like that golf shit

[namix]

cmon man, if you aint got at least a living room set you still live at your moms. right?

lol, i'm pretty sure if you HAVE a living room set you still live at your moms.

[namix]

Dude what arcade machine is that

It looks like that golf shit

word, Golden Tee...

[Certain]

namix has the best couch.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

lol, i'm pretty sure if you HAVE a living room set you still live at your moms.

what>? I don't get it man?

[Diode]

namix has the best couch.

again, super comfortable and affordable but impossible to clean. and forget it if a kid gets some kind of paint or sticky substance on there, game over for that couch.

[Certain]

Neither of you has children. Why are children on your couches?

[Diode]

Neither of you has children. Why are children on your couches?

pretty sure namix has a kid.

we start working on one in may.

bet your ass i'm future proofing if $2500 is being spent on a couch

[Certain]

That's right, namix does have a kid. Obviously just going to have to Adrian Peterson him if he brings that grape drank on the couch.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

I don't know man, seems like this thread is to try and make yourself seem better than everyone else but guess what?

[Split]

Wow

Namix's couch is incredible

[PancakeBrah]

word, Golden Tee...

I'd run you in Golden Tee.

[Diode]

I'd run you in Golden Tee.

tee shots fired.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

why don't yall battle instead of trying to boost your own self-worth on the internet though?

barz.

[namix]

again, super comfortable and affordable but impossible to clean. and forget it if a kid gets some kind of paint or sticky substance on there, game over for that couch.


i agree


i didn't know it was hard to clean - muh girl does that

so far my sticky substances have come off, but not as easy as leather to your point.

glad to know it was a an affordable purchase though, cuz muh girl does that


so if it's ever game over this couch, muh girl knows what to do

[Certain]

my sticky substances have come

[Diode]

i agree


i didn't know it was hard to clean - muh girl does that

so far my sticky substances have come off, but not as easy as leather to your point.

glad to know it was a an affordable purchase though, cuz muh girl does that


so if it's ever game over this couch, muh girl knows what to do

you let your woman spend money? HEATHEN.

Lol.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

i agree


i didn't know it was hard to clean - muh girl does that

so far my sticky substances have come off, but not as easy as leather to your point.

glad to know it was a an affordable purchase though, cuz muh girl does that


so if it's ever game over this couch, muh girl knows what to do

when you speak it is like the words don't mean what the words say smh?

[namix]

why don't yall battle instead of trying to boost your own self-worth on the internet though?

barz.

we've been battling for a decade and eventually the fight came outside lol

[PancakeBrah]

we've been battling for a decade and eventually the fight came outside lol

I'm going to make this sentence into an open mic.

[namix]

when you speak it is like the words don't mean what the words say smh?

indeed. the meaning relies solely on the words that are spoken and not on the ears that'll hear them.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

we've been battling for a decade and eventually the fight came outside lol

so just because you have a decade in the game you think you can become a lame?
you think that you can just be the same and it not a shame?

you on here acting like you rich, and maybe you are, now I aint knocking no niggas hustle, but bruh, you acting fraudulent right now.

on everything.

[namix]

I'm going to make this sentence into an open mic.

nice

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

indeed. the meaning relies solely on the words that are spoken and not on the ears that'll hear them.

you one of them smart nerd guys who I see down at the internet café and shit.

Well I aint got time for your psychobabble mumbo jumbo. Say what you mean bra.

Be like me.

[namix]

so just because you have a decade in the game you think you can become a lame?
you think that you can just be the same and it not a shame?

you on here acting like you rich, and maybe you are, now I aint knocking no niggas hustle, but bruh, you acting fraudulent right now.

on everything.

a decade in the game? lol, you call this a game? neither diode or i take it that serious.


who are you so hurt?

[namix]

you one of them smart nerd guys who I see down at the internet café and shit.

Well I aint got time for your psychobabble mumbo jumbo. Say what you mean bra.

Be like me.

you're getting closer for sure haha.


but i do say what i mean.

i dont even know how the fuck i offended you.. you came out of some crazy woodwork that i didnt even know was there bro lol

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

a decade in the game? lol, you call this a game? neither diode or i take it that serious.


who are you so hurt?

Who am I? I am Da Battle Masta Patrick. People call me Patrick. This aint no game to me, it is like real life because I want to keep practicing and get into the battle scene. I don't want all the money, or fancy couches, I just want to be known as an amazing battler.

I just think that if you felt the need to play "who has the nicest couch" with dudes on a rap board who don't even rap on the internet that this is kinda lame to me.

I don't mean you no hate bro, and you seem to be super smart. Maybe you should use those brains to write your battle bars and murk out rather than try to play who has the nicest life on a rap message board?

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

you're getting closer for sure haha.


but i do say what i mean.

i dont even know how the fuck i offended you.. you came out of some crazy woodwork that i didnt even know was there bro lol

ya bitch give me some crazy wood work, I make her head jerk
I can hit with the nine, blow out her spine and smoke purp.

[Adonis]

http://i.imgur.com/EFyzJUb.jpg

This my couch. Diode


+1
http://i.imgur.com/mptdI7b.jpg

[El Muffin]

Dont listen to Patrick

Nig got my bars in his sig

Stop biting cuzz

[Diode]

you're getting closer for sure haha.


but i do say what i mean.

i dont even know how the fuck i offended you.. you came out of some crazy woodwork that i didnt even know was there bro lol

it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.

no. I am Battlemasta/Patrick.

What is your problem man?

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.


......................

[Diode]

sigh.

sorry.

"THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

[namix]

Who am I? I am Da Battle Masta Patrick. People call me Patrick. This aint no game to me, it is like real life because I want to keep practicing and get into the battle scene. I don't want all the money, or fancy couches, I just want to be known as an amazing battler.

I just think that if you felt the need to play "who has the nicest couch" with dudes on a rap board who don't even rap on the internet that this is kinda lame to me.

I don't mean you no hate bro, and you seem to be super smart. Maybe you should use those brains to write your battle bars and murk out rather than try to play who has the nicest life on a rap message board?

to be honest, i thought i would be disrespecting boarding culture --- per cake's post --- by making fun of a huge ass (but very good looking for sure) leather sectional couch

i made a mistake. for that, I apologize. To you, someone i met right now --- and to all the lovers, haters and indifferent boarders of the past.

i poked fun at Diode, because he and i have done that for years with varying degrees of "fuck you" involved in the process.


In the end --- I WAS 100% IN THE WRONG FOR GIVING MY OPINION BEFORE I POSTED A PIC


so.... should I have apologized and not posted a pic? would that not have been more disrespectful? what would you have done?

I have shittier couches in my house.... should i have taken a picture of the shittiest couch in my house so no one catches feelings?


I'm not even half joking bro--- help me understand where i went wrong here.


Thank you for helping me become a better man.

[El Muffin]

Namix its my turn to help u this time.

Its a trap.

[namix]

it was good looks and i appreciate what you guys did here


but this wasnt a couch battle anymore... and V knows it lol


thanks to all

[Certain]

Adonis has the poverty sectional.

[Diode]

That shit is camel hair and blonde pube mesh.

[namix]

I will now leave this thread humbly admitting -- i'd like to DQ myself, since my couch is about to drown in what inevitably becomes a "toy room".....

the toys spread like fuckin ebola... i cannot contain them, and it does not matter how many fooseball tables, golden tees, or bars i try to use to secure the space.... the toys happen.



so, alas, i relinquish my sectional couch's comfortable-factor to diode's longevity factor --- because to his point, mine probably will be spilled on with some paint --- and if he has a dedicated theater room, his sectional is much, much safer than mine is lol!

[Certain]

I will now leave this thread humbly admitting -- i'd like to DQ myself, since my couch is about to drown in what inevitably becomes a "toy room".....

the toys spread like fuckin ebola... i cannot contain them, and it does not matter how many fooseball tables, golden tees, or bars i try to use to secure the space.... the toys happen.



so, alas, i relinquish my sectional couch's comfortable-factor to diode's longevity factor --- because to his point, mine probably will be spilled on with some paint --- and if he has a dedicated theater room, his sectional is much, much safer than mine is lol!

namix, friend, you won this battle. We're not projecting ahead. You have the best couch, and you should take pride it in until it's covered in grape jelly.

[namix]

namix, friend, you won this battle. We're not projecting ahead. You have the best couch, and you should take pride it in until it's covered in grape jelly.

lol - word - then i will wear the title proudly through the weekend!

[theMuzzl3]

see those black leather of "fake leather" couches might stick to your ass or start falling apart after a while (fake leather starts to peal off after 5 or so years of good use), but they're great for cleaning up sex stains.

Those fluffy ones... you're probly scrubbin a lot when wetness happens all over it. Shine a black light on one of those fuzzier couches and you'll be like 'FUCK, I AM NOT SITTING THERE!".

This is a great fucking topic. Who ever started it -- major points.

[sral]

pretty sure namix has a kid.

we start working on one in may.

bet your ass i'm future proofing if $2500 is being spent on a couch

aiyyo my wife a teacher

its best to have kids born october (start trying in January) so that they're then the oldest/cleverest in their year

source: 4year teaching degree/9 years in the field

[Diode]

aiyyo my wife a teacher

its best to have kids born october (start trying in January) so that they're then the oldest/cleverest in their year

source: 4year teaching degree/9 years in the field

can't. wife finishes nursing school in late april. we decided not to deal with her going to school full time, working full time (3 straight 7p-7a shifts at the hospital), and being pregnant all at once back when she started lol

also, your secret is out - more babies being born in sept/oct that any other period by a wide margin

[sral]

lmao i'm trying for kids jan onwards, thats all

we actually got 3 couches in our living room, two smaller 2 seaters and a big 4 seater

got one of them big 360degree swirling chairs too

my iphone got the black screen/shutter prob in the app atm so i dont have a pic to put up but once i get it fixed i'll put one up

[namix]

I'd run you in Golden Tee.

lol, just saw this.

clearly any golden tee expert knows they arent going to 'run' another expert, there are only so many eagle shots in 18 na'mean?

but it's definitely not like i can't be beat.. the right canyon and wrong wind on an island green par 5 can get the best of us.

so word, perhaps you would steal a game from me -- but i have to imagine most people who own a golden tee aren't going to get straight up run over in a match lol

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah but my torque power means better drives/more broken palms

[El Muffin]

Can you putt tho?

[El Muffin]

Word, no doubt

[Figgly Wiggly]

My couch is coated in bad memories :/

[El Muffin]

Lol @ new avy

[Figgly Wiggly]

:/

[namix]

Nigga the touch is DEFT

is your short game form one hand or two thumbs

[PancakeBrah]

Two thumbs 75% of the time.

[Batty]

I hate my fucking couch. It's red microfiber suede and it is uncomfortable as fuck. I have it because my wife had to have that shit. It was 3x more than the couch I wanted but I take a dive in a few fights because people hate undefeated niggas in the long run.

[YDK]

Fuck yo couches

[big baby]

I hate my fucking couch. It's red microfiber suede and it is uncomfortable as fuck. I have it because my wife had to have that shit. It was 3x more than the couch I wanted but I take a dive in a few fights because people hate undefeated niggas in the long run.

jesus. im slayed

[Clayray]

You gotta put your foot down in ATLEAST one situation bro lol

[namix]

Two thumbs 75% of the time.

word, just a quick qualifier ;)


we can plan to face off at the next netcees reunion then

[El Muffin]

"Next" reunion?

HOLD UP THERE WAS A PRIOR ONE?

AND WHY WASNT THE BLK GENGHIS KHAN NOT NOTIFIED?

[Ghost1]

Lol sum1 pls notify muff next time.

I will pay money for you to hang out with him. He needs this.

[Badweather]

All I can see is immense bed bug potential

[Strikta]

Let there ever be one of these, realistically.

[Allen Knight]

All I can see is immense bed bug potential

lolool

[El Muffin]

Lol strik tryin to rob erry1 itt

Get shot nigga

[dyedinthewool]

I like all of the couches. All of them.

I bet they're fluffy.

[Diode]

I like all of the couches. All of them.

I bet they're fluffy.

welcome back to disc.

dont let them know you have lady parts

oh shiiiiiiiiiii---

[El Muffin]

Ahhh shit

Whattup girllll

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/x1EjZHW.jpg

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/x1EjZHW.jpg

that breakout meets booberry cereal looking motherfucker deserves its own roast thread

Certain to confirm this is ncs new worst couch

[Split]

It is not comfortable. At all

[Diode]

It is not comfortable. At all

did Beyond buy that couch for you

be honest

[Certain]

Split took a park bench home and sewed his own cushions from his 8-year-old nephew's pajamas. Even Greed's crime-scene refugee beats that.

[Diode]

srs that was the common room dorm couch back in 2001

i know that joint

[Diode]

this dude got a player piano pattern on his couch

smh

[Split]

srs that was the common room dorm couch back in 2001

i know that joint

school apartments u dig?

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Fuck that couch.

[El Muffin]

That thing is horrid

Ahh, Academia

[Witty]

here we call couches "sitty-bottoms"

Lmao this should have got more love.

Repped.

[El Muffin]

Des u sure ur not British

Sitty bottoms?

Sounds decidedly British

[Certain]

Des u sure ur not British

Sitty bottoms?

Sounds decidedly British

http://media.giphy.com/media/AwFSRlPltoOeA/giphy.gif

[Witty]

http://media.giphy.com/media/AwFSRlPltoOeA/giphy.gif

yep.

[El Muffin]

I dont get it

Lol

[dyedinthewool]

welcome back to disc.

dont let them know you have lady parts

oh shiiiiiiiiiii---

I may not post much but I may lurk once or twice ._. How are you? :)

Split I happen to like your couch. Don't listen to these mean boys. With 2 big comfy pillows, I'd caterpillar curl myself on there and watch 2 movies and 6 bob's burgers episodes.

[Split]

I may not post much but I may lurk once or twice ._. How are you? :)

Split I happen to like your couch. Don't listen to these mean boys. With 2 big comfy pillows, I'd caterpillar curl myself on there and watch 2 movies and 6 bob's burgers episodes.


Not one person out of seven has managed to sleep a full night on this couch

This shit was designed by NASA to make even the strongest case of scoliosis feel deeply inadequate Swerve

[Witty]

NASA's a smart dude yo.

[Witty]

Why he spell his name all upper case though?

Maybe he's African or something weird like that.

[El Muffin]

Racist lol

I see Africa..race card mechanisms start firing hehe

[Witty]

Racist lol

I see Africa..race card mechanisms start firing hehe

I welcome anybody to be my friend as long as they are interesting and a good person.

But some things other countries do are fucking WEIRD tho.

[sral]

I hate my fucking couch. It's red microfiber suede and it is uncomfortable as fuck. I have it because my wife had to have that shit. It was 3x more than the couch I wanted but I take a dive in a few fights because people hate undefeated niggas in the long run.

lmao batty living that married life

+1

[Swerve]

Bob's Burgers sucks though.

Also, I will be partaking in this thread later today when I get home. 3 couches on deck.

[StarFaggot]

Probably Diode's only good thread.

[Destroyer]

http://i.imgur.com/2gC1x43.jpg

[El Muffin]

Your color coordinating skills are exceptional
Destroyer

Assuming you had a hand innit

[Destroyer]

yeah, I need to get some dark pillows cause it's a lot of beige
but we just moved in like 10 days ago

[El Muffin]

Its all different shades of beige tho

Fkn GENIUS

lol

[Certain]

namix, I'm sorry. Destroyer has won the thread.

[uh-oh]

my couch is an abomination

been avoiding this thread like the plague

[El Muffin]

Lol. I can only imagine

Cum stains with tinges of yellow coz had to pee but rather bust nut on sluts face first

[Witty]

My couch is ok, not the best and not the worst...just a normal every day couch, the seats recline because I refuse to own a couch that doesn't recline.

[namix]

namix, I'm sorry. Destroyer has won the thread.

i put more stock in recline ability, so i took a piece out to make that work and kept it off the wall

alas, nice couch destro -- lookin like a nice setup bro.

[Certain]

This was delivered by IKEA and assembled by me in the past hour:

http://i.imgur.com/WXqtynZ.jpg

It cost less than $300. It's comfortable to lay on because the cushion is a single piece. It's OK to sit on, too.

[Ghost1]

Less then 3?

That aint bad at all.......

I need a new couch an chair tbr

[Certain]

Diode, your living room couch is the most South Carolina couch I've ever seen. Still amazed by it. Can't believe you don't have a Confederate Flag throw blanket on it.

[Diode]

Diode, your living room couch is the most South Carolina couch I've ever seen. Still amazed by it. Can't believe you don't have a Confederate Flag throw blanket on it.

i got married in tan seersucker with a bowtie and original penguin two tone oxfords.

get this southern lifestyle, certain.

[E Tha Real]

My couch is known as the soul sucker. Laying on it stops all time and makes you want to sleep. It forces you to tell friends 'hey you fell asleep, would you mind going home now'

[Fig]

My couch is known as the soul sucker. Laying on it stops all time and makes you want to sleep. It forces you to tell friends 'hey you fell asleep, would you mind going home now'

My couch is very similar, but it's known as the mole sucker

It rearranges the moles on your body while you sleep, into the formation of a pentagram, thus ruining your life. Super inconvenient