Are there any good found footage films?

[El Muffin]

I think the genre has massive potential. .just not executed right.

I.e paranormal activity

Terribad

Im watching sinister n it sucks thus far. The plots intriguing tho. Fkn snuff films

I liked cloverfield for sum reason. Iono

[PancakeBrah]

Muff, not every thought is a topic.

This is a fine thought. But it's no topic.

A simple Google search for 'found footage films' paired with rottentomatoes or Metacritic will do you well here.

Before you click 'create new thread' think to yourself; does this add to the discourse of netcees? is this funny? is this easily google-able?

This is all covered in the latest edition of "High Level Boarding and You".

[El Muffin]

Im asking your fking opinion

I can google that shit. Dsnt tell me if "you" guys like them or not

Sheesh cake

Btw I dislike metacritic and rt

Movie critics in general

[PancakeBrah]

I'm just trying to help you elevate your standing. No need to lash out.

Found footage films suck.

That's my opinion.

[Witty]

I'm just trying to help you elevate your standing. No need to lash out.

Found footage films suck.

That's my opinion.

You are a man of great integrity.

I will name my first child after you.

[El Muffin]

I appreciate your concern.

So the answer is no..muff all found footage films suck

Vhs was cool

[Tom Sparks]

The last exorcism was decent

Plot twist at the end got me

[dull boy]

Muff, not every thought is a topic.

This is a fine thought. But it's no topic.

A simple Google search for 'found footage films' paired with rottentomatoes or Metacritic will do you well here.

Before you click 'create new thread' think to yourself; does this add to the discourse of netcees? is this funny? is this easily google-able?

This is all covered in the latest edition of "High Level Boarding and You".

The whole 'boarding level', how good are you at making blog/tweet worthy topics seems really annoying now. All anyone here does is police everyone else's practices on everything. It's really gay. Stfu and just respond or don't respond?

[PancakeBrah]

I use it ironically. So double backsies on you, guy.

[dull boy]

Blair Witch Project was cool... but maybe that was because I thought it was real at the time I saw it.

[Witty]

I don't really watch many movies because they're never as good as my brain.

[El Muffin]

Dullboy thank you.

Ive noticed everytime I try to post something genuine the same 3-4 ppl follow behind me trying to antagonize me.

Tiring

But I will endure

[dull boy]

I use it ironically. So double backsies on you, guy.

I think a few people use it ironically, but when everyone starts listening to Bobby Shmurda to be ironic then it's just a bunch of people listening to Bobby Shmurda. This place's whole vibe recently is just on some negative 4chan shit. It's a downer... in a not cool way.

[Witty]

I don't want Pancake and Dullboy to fight because I love them both HOWEVER it would turn me on...soooo...I'll be referee?

[El Muffin]

The last exorcism was decent

Plot twist at the end got me

Is that the one where the exorcist tricks the family with subtle tricks n effects?

Nvr finished it. Terrible pacing

[BROKE LESNAR]

The Houses October Built just came out. I'm going to watch that tonight so I'll let you know.
Cloverfield - dope
Willow Creek - a piece of shit stay away from it
The Jungle - alright
Chronicle - dope
The Bay - ok
VHS - dope
VHS 2 - dope
VHS: Viral - comes out soon

not a huge fan of the genre especially in the horror dept, specifically the supernatural exorcist and paranormal shit, ghost adventures on the travel channel blows any of the found footage ghost shit away

[El Muffin]

I hate 4chan. I think its why im so disillusioned with what u guys call "boarding" here.

If muzzle commited suicide you would rejoice. Lol @ sum of you. Cake isnt the worst tho. I think yall know who the culprits are.

Pure faggotry incarnate

[El Muffin]

Thx broke. Ive seen about a third of those.

Ill give the rest a cursory glance to see if they intrigue me

[BROKE LESNAR]

Theres 2 new ones that just came out The Hunted and Exists (will be out soon). The Hunted I haven't watched yet bc though it has a realistic plot I watched a trailer and it is reminiscent of Willow Creek. Exist is like Willkw Creek but is supposed to be an "actual" Bigfoot movie.

[El Muffin]

Sinister is ass

Demon looks kinda fkn creepy tho

[BROKE LESNAR]

Houses October Built is made by the ppl who did Sinister and Insidious but it looks cool bc its ab a group of ppl that go to various fake haunted house attractions to see which is scariest and come across one that is real.

[dull boy]

I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope you can find the resolve to hate this place the way you used to hate it before, as opposed to the worse way you hate it now. Or you find a happier text rap site to post within. Good luck, dull boy.

UNTIL THEN, THOUGH, IT'S SHMURDA TIME NIGGA.

Nah he's horrible.

Thank you, Cake, for your sarcasm laced sincere well wishes. I don't think my resolve is the key to hating the site the way I enjoy hating things.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Sinister is ass

Demon looks kinda fkn creepy tho

The demon angle was the worst shit ab the Sinister movies.

[Witty]

If muzzle commited suicide you would rejoice.

This also worries me, though I grew up in an environment where you had to have a thick skin, there was no excuse not to, if you didn't and you got hurt by words, you were looked upon as weak. Every time my family is together all we do is insult each other, because we're all thick skinned...so sometimes I think 'fuck him, it's only words' but then other times I think other people might not have been in an environment like that growing up and might be more susceptible to letting words get to them than I am, and that makes me feel bad and worried they might do something silly, because they don't know that words do not mean anything, what other people say has no effect on you as a person as long as you have a strong sense of your own identity, not everyone does though, so I guess it's kind of a fine line.

Sometimes I give a fuck, sometimes I don't.

I'm a little bit hypocritical, but that is just a side effect of being human.

[El Muffin]

Im js when I saw him in the pool I was like oh shit the fk ..is..that!?

Still not finished. Its on movie channel

[BROKE LESNAR]

The new Fantastic Four reboot is said to be found footage. Needless to say it should be garbage.

[PancakeBrah]

Thank you, Cake, for your sarcasm laced sincere well wishes. I don't think my resolve is the key to hating the site the way I enjoy hating things.

I was being sincere.

[dull boy]

This also worries me, though I grew up in an environment where you had to have a thick skin, there was no excuse not to, if you didn't and you got hurt by words, you were looked upon as weak. Every time my family is together all we do is insult each other, because we're all thick skinned...so sometimes I think 'fuck him, it's only words' but then other times I think other people might not have been in an environment like that growing up and might be more susceptible to letting words get to them than I am, and that makes me feel bad and worried they might do something silly, because they don't know that words do not mean anything, what other people say has no effect on you as a person as long as you have a strong sense of your own identity, not everyone does though, so I guess it's kind of a fine line.

Sometimes I give a fuck, sometimes I don't.

I'm a little bit hypocritical, but that is just a side effect of being human.

It's not so much that people are messing with people; it's the almost forced EVERYONE LOOK HOW COOL I AM BY BEING SO LACKADAISICAL style they go about it. 4chan is the best way I can describe it, atm. A little hazing is fun, but you've got to have some sort of humanity or it's not really fun, it's just being a dick.

[Certain]

I think a few people use it ironically, but when everyone starts listening to Bobby Shmurda to be ironic then it's just a bunch of people listening to Bobby Shmurda. This place's whole vibe recently is just on some negative 4chan shit. It's a downer... in a not cool way.

I don't listen to any music ironically.

[dull boy]

Of course you don't, Certain. You listen to Bobby because...

[dull boy]

My point was that if you act a certain way to be ironic enough then it just becomes you being what you originally meant to be a parody.

[Certain]

I enjoy the beats and vibe. I don't expect anyone else to, least of all you. But this is a rap message board, so I posted a new rap song that is popular.

And I don't understand why the most negative person here is criticizing the negativity. Are you being ironic?

[dull boy]

I'm negative in a different way, thank you for pointing that out, though. I knew it would be you.

[Witty]

It's not so much that people are messing with people; it's the almost forced EVERYONE LOOK HOW COOL I AM BY BEING SO LACKADAISICAL style they go about it. 4chan is the best way I can describe it, atm. A little hazing is fun, but you've got to have some sort of humanity or it's not really fun, it's just being a dick.

I agree.

[Witty]

There is some music I don't understand how people like but at the end of the day it is completely irrelevant so fuck it, I find it impossible to care what others listen to, or do in general.

[Certain]

I'm the least lackadaisical. Does that mean I'm your favorite, dull boy?

[Witty]

I'm the least lackadaisical. Does that mean I'm your favorite, dull boy?

Lackadaisical I think shouldn't be a word, it doesn't feel right.

[CopyPat]

Lackadaisical I think shouldn't be a word, it doesn't feel right.

I could probly rhyme it

[El Muffin]

Backwards baby stroll

Lapdance was crazy yo

[Certain]

Sack of crazy dro. Laugh at baby's jokes. Smash a naked ho.

[El Muffin]

Passions attainable

Eh

Good night.

Tired

[CopyPat]

My raps is mainly cold, thats Canadio, mountain ranges ho.. Appalachio's


Eth'd
Goodnight.

[Witty]

Lol I didn't say it didn't rhyme with anything.

Good job tho bros.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Aristocrat

Watching "The Houses October Built" and it's DOPE. Very original.

[dull boy]

I'm the least lackadaisical. Does that mean I'm your favorite, dull boy?

You don't have the issue I was talking about. You're still annoying, though.

[sral]

I think the genre has massive potential. .just not executed right.

I.e paranormal activity

Terribad

Im watching sinister n it sucks thus far. The plots intriguing tho. Fkn snuff films

I liked cloverfield for sum reason. Iono

August Underground, August Underground Mordum, August Underground Penance

possibly 'Rec' too off the top of my head, havent seen it but i think the title is an abbreviation of 'record' like it would be on a digicam

[sral]

Sack of crazy dro. Laugh at baby's jokes. Smash a naked ho.

Fat-assed, lazy, dope.

[BROKE LESNAR]

August Underground, August Underground Mordum, August Underground Penance

possibly 'Rec' too off the top of my head, havent seen it but i think the title is an abbreviation of 'record' like it would be on a digicam

yeah I forgot the Rec/Quarantine movies

[dull boy]

Smash your radio 'cause the raps you're playing don't match my taste in flows.

[El Muffin]

REC is the Spanish version with subtitles right? And quarantine haf the chick frpm exorcism of emily rose

[Mike Wrecka]

I saw that flick "As it is above, it is below " or some shit like that. Saw it in IMAX which is obv retarded to watch grainy shaky footage but yea it was decent

[BROKE LESNAR]

REC is the Spanish version with subtitles right? And quarantine haf the chick frpm exorcism of emily rose

Yeah REC is the original and Quarantine is the English version. Both are good.

[BROKE LESNAR]

I saw that flick "As it is above, it is below " or some shit like that. Saw it in IMAX which is obv retarded to watch grainy shaky footage but yea it was decent

I've been wanting to see it, does it have an ambiguous ending like most generic found footage films or does it play out to fruition like Chronicle did?

I recommend The Houses October Built. Its conclusion is somewhat straight forward and the entire movie was just altogether creepy.

[Mike Wrecka]

I've been wanting to see it, does it have an ambiguous ending like most generic found footage films or does it play out to fruition like Chronicle did?

I recommend The Houses October Built. Its conclusion is somewhat straight forward and the entire movie was just altogether creepy.

It has an ending.

[El Muffin]

As it is above it is below?

That cant be the title of the film right

*Googles*

[El Muffin]

As above, Is bellow

That plot is strange as fuck.

I gotta check it out

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

The concept of the philosophers stone as depicted in movie seemed kinda wtfish

[Mike Wrecka]

As above, Is bellow

That plot is strange as fuck.

I gotta check it out

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

The concept of the philosophers stone as depicted in movie seemed kinda wtfish

It was ok. The catacombs under Paris are legit creepy af and that movie was actually filmed down there in those catacombs so that gives it a more authentic feel.


I'm gonna check out that October one

[Adonis]

Watch lunopolis Aristocrat

This may very well be right up your alley. It's on net flicks last I checked

[El Muffin]

Hmm. Ill check that out. Thx

Its critically acclaimed which is rare for the genre

[Just C]

Isn't as above so below found footage?

It's supposed to be creepy as fuck but I haven't watched it yet since there are only shitty streams available.

Shaky cam is 1 thing. But Shaky cam on shaky cam. Nah I'll wait.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Aristocrat I just watched one of the best and most realistic horror alien abduction movies ever made. It's either out now or coming soon. It's called "Extraterrestrial". Here's the trailer. Btw none of these movies are found-footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzyJD51X5Q


On a sidenote, while it isn't horror necessarily, more sci-fi, this alien abduction movie is recent and was really, really entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwgfeR2pMuE

[El Muffin]

Thats fine. Doesn't necessarily have to be found footage

Appreciate it

[El Muffin]

BROKE LESNAR

Im also a fan of old horror movies

Any slightly obscure suggestions?

I like Dario Argento's work

In particular Suspiria

N the old "giallo" films

[El Muffin]

Man is there anywhere I can stream these underground August movies?

Every fkn site has the same gimmick.

Lol. Yo we need ur credit card number b. free trial but were gonna chrge u if u don't cancel in 10 mins.

Lol I tried n the fkn secure server took fkn forever so I bounced

[Ghost1]

Maybe while ur bored on the ship u could just start fuckin the other dudes? Thatd keep u busy insteada the internet.

[El Muffin]

No thanks

But thanks

I can't find a movie to watch fuuuuuck

[BROKE LESNAR]

No thanks

But thanks

I can't find a movie to watch fuuuuuck

trick or treating atm but if u go to the horror section of solarmovie.me you won't be disappointed

I will drop some suggestions later

[El Muffin]

I'm watching August underground penance on YouTube coz the ones I want to watch aren't available

I'll chk solar movie out

[BROKE LESNAR]

I'm watching August underground penance on YouTube coz the ones I want to watch aren't available

I'll chk solar movie out

moviestorm.eu also

[dead man]

Smash your radio 'cause the raps you're playing don't match my taste in flows.
calculate a dose. extrapolate the most fascinating quotes. my accolades are mostly for acting way morose. and that fact alone encapsulates us both.

[El Muffin]

Nice^

Watching a serbian film in its entirety with English subtitles for first time.

I like it thus far

Edit: wait. Wtf is going on

Holy shit

Lmaaaaaaoo omg

[Certain]

calculate a dose. extrapolate the most fascinating quotes. my accolades are mostly for acting way morose. and that fact alone encapsulates us both.

You can catch my patient prose, retracting fake emotes. With ash in trays, the action fades and passion lays exposed. But crashing waves invoke the captured grainy tones of your shutter's cluttered view as we tap our greatest hopes.

[dead man]

i will lacerate your throat with jagged blades for posting those dilapidated poems. my affidavit, Ghost. posing in my patrick swayze clothes.

[El Muffin]

Thread jack in process

In other news I just watched a newborn getting fucked I think

Tyson to thread

[Certain]

i will lacerate your throat with jagged blades for posting those dilapidated poems. my affidavit, Ghost. posing in my patrick swayze clothes.

I'll prolapse and gape your holes for acting great in boasts that portray your flow as massive, great or dope when it's actually a tome to vapid, grating moans, you unabashed tasteless hoax.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

i willcerate your throat with jagged blades for posting those dilapidated poems. my affidavit, Ghost. posing in my patrick swayze clothes.

No whoopi, enlightened masta Patrick Ewing wingspan.
I flow like a pro and ya hoe can blow and my dicks tan.

[El Muffin]

Gets drugged by cattle aphrodisiac

Dudes fuckin a bitch..beheads her while he's fucking her..her hips still gyrate

The fuccccck

Lol

Broke have u seen this?

Edit: most fucked up ending ever

Death via penis in eye socket made me lol



Edit: moving on to next fukd up movie

A legend

Salo or 120 days of sodom

A film based on de Sade's story written while captive in the Bastille

A film so terrible it's director was killed b4 it released

Hahahhaha yooooooooo