Netcees Worst Boarder Ever?

[Witty]

I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long.

Who was/is the worst of the worst?

[PancakeBrah]

dull boy

[PancakeBrah]

The correct answer is Rawn.

[Split]

Poll?

[Witty]

Poll?

I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long.

[Witty]

I'm not looking for consensus but personal opinions.

I do not like when one person is ganged up on...it makes me feel bad inside, unless they're a faggot idiot (Dia, kyzo, etc.)

[Split]

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

[El Muffin]

3/8

Not bad. Lol

Lol lulz always @ my expense

[Certain]

I would have said Trademark but killed him off fast enough.

[Split]

Updated

[Vulgar]

Pandemik

[Witty]

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Multiple thread backfires
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Usually audio heads
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Actively encourages other poor boarding
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Always must have last word
Reluctant to post pictures
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
>
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
age<20 or age>27
Threatens legal action
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, herb, jizzercise hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, lame, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Lol I can't rep you again without spreading it around but this was great.

[El Muffin]

I was targeted with that "fk" shit.

I see u split

Fgt and fk

Thats me alright
The rest was masaii obv

[Split]

no it was a community effort

[Witty]

I think it's Dia, just because he really thinks he's some kind of super villain.

Like really believes it.

[Split]

Bleak.

[Certain]

The rest was masaii obv

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

[Witty]

And he disrespected a dead person to their alive relative so it's ok for me to say anything about him imo cuz that's maybe one of the worst things a person can do, for me personally, unless it's against me cuz idgaf because words like that have no effect on me, I often find the attempt humorous because they expect me to be normal.

[Witty]

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

Lmao

Maybe Masaii is Gamble?

That would be a great plot twist.

[Certain]

And he disrespected a dead person to their alive relative so it's ok for me to say anything about him imo cuz that's maybe one of the worst things a person can do, for me personally, unless it's against me cuz idgaf because words like that have no effect on me, I often find the attempt humorous because they expect me to be normal.

Do your cats count as relatives?

[El Muffin]

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

Because I obv didnt read that?

Its called skimming. Are you familiar or are you being a dick today.

Rhetorical question nm

[Witty]

And Muff's not dumb.

I love you Muff.

Don't listen to him, he's angry at the world, and that alias for lack of an apostrophe, not you.

[Witty]

Do your cats count as relatives?

I will CUT you.

[Certain]

I will CUT you.

Like you did to your cats in order to stuff them after killing them?

[Witty]

Like you did to your cats in order to stuff them after killing them?

FYI GO FUCK YOURSELF.

KEEP IT UP AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A LONG WINDED ARGUMENT BATTLE AND WIN, or at least come second.

[Split]

no one was targeted specifically tbc

[Witty]

no one was targeted specifically tbc

HAH

[El Muffin]

Muff YOU SO SHTOOPID SUMTIMES U DINT SEE GAMBLE NAME HAH SO SHTOOPID

fkn christ

[Witty]

Muff YOU SO SHTOOPID SUMTIMES U DINT SEE GAMBLE NAME HAH SO SHTOOPID

fkn christ

Jesus didn't even do anything.

Wtf muff.

[El Muffin]

He died for our sins

[Witty]

He fucking failed.

by which I mean, if Jesus the person did exist, I will not even entertain the thought he was the son of god, his message was anti-establishment, he wanted to overthrow the governing powers, he wanted to help the poor rise up, he wanted equality for all and he lived a life demonstrating that, again IF.

The way he as a symbol and an icon is used today does not reflect that.

[El Muffin]

I agree.

I am not agnostic. .I am wat you would call...non denominational n confused

Yet I pray

N the first thing that comes out of my mind mouth is forgive me for my ignorance

[Witty]

That doesn't make any sense and seems like a waste of time tbh.

[El Muffin]

We dont know anything for sure.

I acknowledge this.

[Witty]

You have no idea what or who you are praying to and even if this thing does exist how do you know it would want you to pray?

There are many religions other than Christianity...if something like this were to exist, is it likely it would fit completely within the parameters of one religion? Or any religion?

Also, I think it is safe to say we do not have an interventionist God.

There is no reason to believe you should have to pray.

[Witty]

Also, I'm just inquisitive as to why people do things, as I have said before idgaf that you do it, but I like to know why and then give my opinion but don't think I'm trying to say you shouldn't do it, because that's a dumb thing for anyone to say, sometimes I give my opinion strongly because I really believe in it and I can come across as quite dismissive of other opinions, but I am not.

[Certain]

the first thing that comes out of my mind mouth is forgive me for my ignorance

It sounds like you should be praying to Netcees members.

[El Muffin]

Lol. Like I said before witty ..im very lost.

I try to do right by people tho. Thsts the best I can do

[Witty]

Lol. Like I said before witty ..im very lost.

I try to do right by people tho. Thsts the best I can do

That's never a bad objective.

[Witty]

It sounds like you should be praying to Netcees members.

I like to believe most people pray to The Fox.

And don't bother telling me this isn't true, your words will be falling on death ears/blind eyes.

Blind eyes is more accurate.

[El Muffin]

It sounds like you should be praying to Netcees members.

I bet your sitting there smirking waiting on some sort of confirmation of lulz

Itll come. Be patient

Life is grand isnt it

[Certain]

I don't mock you to make others laugh. I mock you because you act below your intelligence. I don't think you're dumb. You just represent yourself poorly.

[El Muffin]

Ok. Fair enough.

[sral]

Has the most posts in their own roast


Split's multi game on point

[Strikta]

Tshe answer is the Warthog.

[El Muffin]

Lol and who is that strikta you faggot

Dont do it

[Strikta]

What??

[El Muffin]

I see you nig



Who is this warthog tho

[Certain]

I see you nig



Who is this warthog tho

This is what I mean.

[El Muffin]

I dont give a fuck.

Just be real and say wtf u mean

Stop plyin funny games

[Hush]

When did muff become thread aids

[Diode]

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

your forgot

types w**** people
doomsday prepper
fake moon landing
9/11 inside job
career level: dishwasher
fakes AIDS
fakes dead babies
wants to sleep on your couch
cyphers with his mom on webcam
shares a bed with sadweather

[El Muffin]

Lol He whose name shall not be spoken

Ty mr anonymous

I dont keep up with nc current/late events

I thot metts was the excited warthog

Guess I was wrong

Lol @ ppl running behind me once again because I didnt know about nc news

Time to take a long look in the mirror

[Certain]

http://bit.ly/1DiLuWG

[El Muffin]

Wow.

Pz

[Blanco Bishop]

He fucking failed.

by which I mean, if Jesus the person did exist, I will not even entertain the thought he was the son of god, his message was anti-establishment, he wanted to overthrow the governing powers, he wanted to help the poor rise up, he wanted equality for all and he lived a life demonstrating that, again IF.

The way he as a symbol and an icon is used today does not reflect that.


Off yourself faggot.

[Diode]

Off yourself faggot.

don't talk to witty that way.

[Dope girl]

to be honest idc about the worse member..... the answer is spooky he worse than wise and other nobs.

[big baby]

itt muff gets masaiied

[El Muffin]

So upon watching the allan kingdom dude..im like yo I bet dude is a capricorn

Sure enough he is

Its confirmed

We r weird as fuck

[anime_boners]

Split

I am >27

I am now butthurt

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Log off all of you who think anything but the art of battling matters on a battling internet place.

[anime_boners]

dead

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Dead what?

[El Muffin]

For once I agree with Patrick

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

For once I agree with Patrick

If you agree with me then i am probably wrong then.

[El Muffin]

Lol

Ether

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Lol

Ether

How is it that you always say the wrong thing?

How is it that you are able to live a life while being on this place all the time?

[PancakeBrah]

Veritas still dumb.

[El Muffin]

Ask yourself why your hair follicles have failed you

Lol

Your life sucks

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

patrick, that is my name, and i am the going to be the best in the game
of battling, so i am practicing, for the love and never for the fame.

[Ghost1]

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations


Repped

[Witty]

Off yourself faggot.

In what way is that not true?

Oh and, I'll off you if you're not careful faggot, know your place before you lose it.

[Clayray]

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Dammit

[Witty]

don't talk to witty that way.

<3

Real NCGs recognise real NCGs

[Blanco Bishop]

In what way is that not true?

Oh and, I'll off you if you're not careful faggot, know your place before you lose it.

Sure bud.

Stick to your lolless infestation.

[El Muffin]

Whyd Blanco Bishop go so ham on witty tho.

Yiu must be devout?

Ru?

[Clayray]

LA avy he must be Mexican, catholic.

Rosaries in hand while posting

[Badweather]

V/ seadad

[Witty]

Sure bud.

Stick to your lolless infestation.

I have received more lolz than you ever will in your life my friend.

Reply to me and I shall pinkslip you off this site.

[Badweather]

If I hear two more boos I'm gonna boo boo on this thread

[Witty]

Whyd Blanco Bishop go so ham on witty tho.

Yiu must be devout?

Ru?

I hurt him by giving an honest and factual assessment of the life of Jesus and how that life is not reflected in how his message is used today.

Some people do not like facts.

[Blanco Bishop]

Organized religion is man made.

The message is contorted for profit.

I understand that.

Jesus however, did exist n is God's son.
At the very least at a metaphorical level.
Those who are selfless n serve their lives for the betterment
of those around them are doing God's work.

No Veritas.

[Witty]

Organized religion is man made.

The message is contorted for profit.

I understand that.

Jesus however, did exist n is God's son.
At the very least at a metaphorical level.
Those who are selfless n serve their lives for the betterment
of those around them are doing God's work.

No Veritas.

Fair enough.

And to convey this message you thought you would call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself.

Good job.

Very Jesus-like.

[Blanco Bishop]

I have my faults.

[Witty]

As do we all.

Peace to you my friend.

[YDK]

If we're all gods children...wat makes jesus special?

I do believe in God jus for the record

But cmon...kinda threw us guys under the bus with "his only son"

[YDK]

I think it's Dia, just because he really thinks he's some kind of super villain.

Like really believes it.

Warthog forever the worst of the worst

[Witty]

If we're all gods children...wat makes jesus special?

I do believe in God jus for the record

But cmon...kinda threw us guys under the bus with "his only son"

I do not believe in the interventionist God of the Bible or of any religion in which such a God exists, mainly because I see no reason to accept it as fact, I find it foolish to accept something as fact without evidence for the fact, and I also find it difficult to comprehend why the bible would be so scientifically inaccurate if such a God did exist, I don't rule out the possibility of a higher frequency, or spiritual energy, or whatever you would like to call it, though I do love the bible as a book along with other religious text, it is a stunning work of art imo As for Jesus, within the narrative of the bible he essentially IS God and I believe he was described as God's son both to make people relate with him on a human level and also just to make the idea easier for people to comprehend, Jesus said "I speak only when I hear my father speak" which suggests he was not a separate entity but merely a vessel through which God could walk the earth, and the symbolism of being God's son was a way in which he could relate to humans in a way that would make him seem like one of them and not a divine being who is impossible to comprehend.

[Strikta]

Yall nigs need to stfu bout all that religion mess. Take it some the fuck where else.

[Witty]

Yall nigs need to stfu bout all that religion mess. Take it some the fuck where else.

Why?

[Strikta]

Cuz it's just annoying to read, tbh. Lol

That & it just isn't really proper.

[Witty]

Cuz it's just annoying to read, tbh. Lol

That & it just isn't really proper.

You are under no obligation to read it, I know it's something a lot of people are bored of, that's understandable.

I dunno, I realise we are not going to come to any great philosophical awakening on netcees lol but it interests me, I like thinking about it and I'm always interested in what other people think about it, I'm not expecting any great debate or whatever but it's something to do I guess, gets my brain going.

[big baby]

hey woody mr Witty woody sir id liesk make tmake a submismison....

as @aristrocrat has been the worst borrdaroder as of late

i think he goin 4 da awadr or som10 he relly bad liek so fucka bad i cnan te eve fucka think! ui like wtf? rly? !?! u fucka idiyote muffio junior he like im big and balck 6'0 490 lbs strong wut fk! i like u litreally a fucka circle? how u move? lmao fatso he like i not fat i overseas..career aforementioned. .i take care of my family (only pics with myself in a tiny room) pic battle pic battle i wnana batlte pic battle

i so fucka good beat people for belts in 2006 i fucka good

ur bars suck bb! fucka suck! i da best text batbtleres ever....

it just fucka suk? he fucka bad, he used 2 be bearable wenhe quote me and say LOL BB

Which is wut everybody should do

just quote and say LOL BB

[Strikta]

Witty, it's all good my friend.

[El Muffin]

Bb your trash.

Js.

Im surevyou know this

Your output has decreased steadily since you got here

[YDK]

I just like dissecting other ppls interpretations of religion to see how closely the resemble mine or how far off it may be tbh

[~RustyGunZ~]

jesus lol

[Rawn MD]

Coup is who Blanco Bishop and Witty should speak to with ur religious debate

but I disliked trademark and dia the most

n of course pancake puts me on blast in the very first reply post... smh, such a surprise

[A DALEK]

YOUR BELIEFS DO NOT MATTER! DALEKS REIGN SUPREME!