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El Muffin
10-17-2014, 02:01 PM
NYCSPITZ

hbd

BROKE LESNAR
10-17-2014, 02:03 PM
happy 26th

big baby
10-17-2014, 02:36 PM
U r not a man

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 02:40 PM
N you are such a template for masculinity big baby

Shut the fuck up you effeminate faggot

Srs

Sit dowwwwn somewhere. Stop hiding behind an alias and man the fuck up.

You will not be further addressed itt

Hush
10-17-2014, 02:42 PM
Why are u wishing this lame faggot happy anything

His life is chess Cheetos and loneliness

PancakeBrah
10-17-2014, 02:43 PM
Happy birthday

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 02:45 PM
I wish everyone hbd

I certainly dont wish death upon him

Iono

big baby
10-17-2014, 02:46 PM
Why are u wishing this lame faggot happy anything

His life is chess Cheetos and loneliness

no hush he is reslly rich he gets 3 g's a week at his sales job. that's over 150k a year in a sales job. hes a man


muff lmao U r a fucking moth. tiny bug. teeny. lil. bb squash. lame. unfunny. fk savant. lol @ black people. it's funny someone who has the antics of a three year old is deemed smarter funnier than a dumb nigger.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 02:48 PM
Blah blah blaaaaah more 4chan esque shit from bb the faggot

Hide fgt hide

Bro u legit love dick nigga

Go post sum ronaldo nudies homie

Lol u project so hard

big baby
10-17-2014, 02:52 PM
whats wrong with gay and not being a man? if u r a man then the man gender has gotten negged from the hand of life. U r the neg stain on the rep of mankind


consider harakiri darky

U lost the moment U Thouggt to think to address bb

descend

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 02:57 PM
Did you just admit to being a faggot

I think you did


I have a career. .. What do you have

A prolapsed anus and nc

Kill yourself

Nah but dont do it. But yo do something with yourself

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 03:04 PM
Btw i lold irl @ neg stain on the rep of mankind

Lol when nc jargon transitions into real life I think a shrink needs to be contacted

Btw u like dick

That much is obv

You are not to be taken srs ..just in jest

Dope girl
10-17-2014, 03:37 PM
Hush leave my boo alone happy birthday

big baby
10-17-2014, 03:48 PM
U r boarding unbelievably low. it's like making jordan look bad cause ur so bad that U make him suck


negged to oblivion, cutie. I win again bb winnah


lol @ career

U r not a man

when ppl bring up careers to define manhood



they are not men, but insecure.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 03:54 PM
Being a man to me is taking care of you and yours n handling business

Its not being a hypocrite on a text rap forum

Dont speak on masculinity if you are a fkn queer

Career= means to accomplish aforementioned things

Dawg you just freely admitted you get rammed in the ass

Just stahp

Ur strictly internet dawg

StarFaggot
10-17-2014, 03:55 PM
Happy birthday.

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:00 PM
letme try toge tthis

being a man is handingl business
but if ur hypocritical on a text rap forum then ur not


so u saying ppl dont have lulz post but not posting any luls ever isnt hypocritical?

muff u lost, u will always lose against bb

u r soft and very emotional

bb will tare u aparts

tags dont hurt da bb, and calling me a dickloving homo isnt going to hurt me

i pinkslipped gamble off the ste off a verse that said how muc i like taking it up the butt

u r a dying breed, in a bad way

u cant match me

post a new pic like you promised bud

inb4 gay magazine ad
inb4 where ur pic
inb4 inb4 inb4

u r an eyesore

i already ethered u, but ur just a smoking skeleton, still walking, with the antilols and a batch of twinkies as ur last stronghold


u belong 2 bb

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 04:01 PM
Lol n no I didnt make those tags

Bruh your still in nc mode

Snap out of it

So u tell me no lols but I lols not hypocrit

???

What?

Ur legit lame.

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:01 PM
just accept it. it'll be good darkstachio

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JP2EQ6L.png

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 04:06 PM
Modify your life faggot

Tbh

My phones dying so pz

Better aim for reinforcements

Coz a keen eye will discern thst itt u came out closet

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:09 PM
fk nice solid retort fk

lol tbh fk off

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 04:12 PM
Hows it feel to out yourself

Bb

Just admit it

Your a faggot tryong to lecture ppl on masculinity

Lol

Bro

Rofllllll

Tag ether. The ppl know

Lol u made one with peen so you could deflect n say OH I MAD TAGS I CALL MYSELF FAG SO ITD OK ISNT IT

no

It nvr is

Sorry

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:15 PM
fk lol fk'in screen shot it & make a new thread so ppl can see so more keen eyes can c omg

bb faggot headliner can already c!!

ITT, BB ADMITS HE IS GAY


*SCREENSHOT.JPG*

SO FK GAY BB HYPOCRUTICIAL GAY

U R NOT A MAN

U R A QUEIRE U CAN NOT SPEAK ONA SMSAUCLINITIES....I AM MASUACLINTINTIES.. CAUSE CAREER = AFOREMENTIONED MEANS TO PROVIDE AFOREMENTIONED FKS
KEEN EYE WILL KNOW THAT FAOREMENTIONED CAREERS MEANS THAT DEFINITION IS AFOREMENTIONED NOT CORRROECTO FK LOL BB U R GAY PROLSAPED ANUS! RUN FROM THREAD DUDE! NEVER COME BACK SIMBA FK LOL
I AM THE HYNENA AND U R BABY SIMBA

NEVA RETURN BB

bb yawn type dis? bb ver tired u r bore

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:16 PM
whoa ur really smart im pretty sure nobody gave u info on that!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody lurking in this thread whos an admin and that dodged the battle in aowl at all !!!

whoa!!!!!! ur so fk smart muffios

teach me?

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 04:17 PM
That shit is tired as hell

Whenever you do that it shall from henceforth be called faggot bb defensive manuevr

Coz u a fgt obv

Fgt

big baby
10-17-2014, 04:19 PM
mike and muff how many times have you refreshed this page? be srs

mike i ethered you already, so you can subside from thread

u r not a man

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 05:15 PM
Who fkn negged me with that long ass explanation lol

Like thst makes a difference

"God you are the most easiest trolled"

I dont operate on 4chan lvls

SNAP OUT OF IT

But I applaud the negging

That shit was of epic proportions fucccck looool

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 05:52 PM
Inb4 fgt Calvary posts itt

NYCSPITZ
10-17-2014, 06:57 PM
good lookin, how did i know bb would be the primary poster here

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 07:05 PM
That nigga gay as hell itt

Lol@ sumbody negging me like " dude thats part of bbs joke"

Like perpetratin as a fgt is cute

Lol neg yourself you neggers

Christ yall do. Not. Make. Fkn. Sense

Clayray
10-17-2014, 07:11 PM
N you are such a template for masculinity big baby

Shut the fuck up you effeminate faggot

Srs

Sit dowwwwn somewhere. Stop hiding behind an alias and man the fuck up.

You will not be further addressed itt

Shoulda stuck to ya word homie lol get sucked into his game, pause b

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 07:13 PM
I tried

Bb gets me all worked up

No homo

Coz hes a fgt

Clayray
10-17-2014, 07:16 PM
They have no power if no one responds to them

Objective
10-17-2014, 07:32 PM
Whoo! Happy birthday man! Have a good one. :)

Clayray
10-17-2014, 07:33 PM
Happy b day stranger

Witty
10-17-2014, 07:38 PM
Happy Birthday dude.

NYCSPITZ
10-17-2014, 08:28 PM
Good looks bros!

Ghost1
10-17-2014, 10:35 PM
Muff legit the lamest fagit on the site currently.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 10:46 PM
Inb4 fgt Calvary posts itt

Where u been bags

Bb been called for reinforcements

Back on ignore list u go

Strikta
10-17-2014, 10:46 PM
Lol what's he been doing to have that glorious honor bestowed upon him?

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 10:49 PM
Only come at every1 with mob mentality

N call u niggas out for supporting a legitimate faggot

Js

Pz

big baby
10-17-2014, 10:49 PM
lol bb called for reinforcgsmeents?

i like how a happy birthday thread turned into all about you

NO ACKNOWLEDING U ANYOMRE ITT

happy birfday NYCSPITZ have a gud 1

Ghost1
10-17-2014, 10:52 PM
Clicks view post

Strikta
10-17-2014, 10:52 PM
Oh.

I see.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 10:56 PM
If im not mistaken you ran behind me as you do everyday. I almost every thread I post.

Then the Calvary comrs..as predicted

Then u aim msg ppl to team neg me lol

I mean lol @ the captions. "Dude bb isnt gsy its apatt of his gimmick"

SO YEA ITS CUTE TO ACT GAY NOW





Hahaha idgaf bitch you will remain terrible. Less verses more follow muff around to compensate for shit bars
We right here

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:04 PM
team neg you? ur thinking too much into this, I negged you, and whoever else negged you negged you because you're an idiot. I have no knowledge of other negs. I do not message people to kill you or neg you. In fact, it's just a testament to your lameness as of late. I'm sorry you feel that I do these things, to hurt you, because that's weird.


lol @ you getting butthurt over a gay bb. The irony in that statement.



u a fucka idiyote

Witty
10-17-2014, 11:05 PM
What's wrong with being gay though?

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:06 PM
Like you think mike pms me n all I made all these tags correct?

Bb shut the fuk up faggo lol n stop contradicking yourself

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:10 PM
What's wrong with being gay though?

Nothing.

I just know homosexual man can and will not lecture me on masculinity

But beyond that..he hides behind an alias..so he dsnt rly exist currently.

meet me on even playing field

Post A pic

One

Inb4 but muff WE kno what bb looks like

Lol idc wat kinda backgrnd aim pic swappin goin on

Post the fkn pic so every1 can see like I did

One pic tbfair

Certain
10-17-2014, 11:10 PM
If im not mistaken you ran behind me as you do everyday. I almost every thread I post.

Here's the problem: You are mistaken.

big baby has a feud with NYCSPITZ for reasons I don't totally understand. (Happy birthday, NYCSPITZ, by the way.) His first post in this thread was directed entirely at NYCSPITZ, but you misinterpreted it. You then decided to try to fight with him, which simply never works because big baby is unshakable unlike real babies, which get brain damage. You then exacerbated the situation by trying to call him gay, which has been a central part of his act for as long as he's been on this board.

big baby didn't even come into this thread to acknowledge you. He wanted to keep this between himself and a more worthy adversary. But you are so fucking vain and narrow-minded that you actually thought someone was calling you "The Warthog," so of course you were going to misinterpret big baby's first post here.

That's why you can't be taken seriously. You post every thought that comes into your head, and most of them are without context, nuance or wit. You need to stop for a minute and learn from your mistakes for once, or you'll forever continue to embarrass yourself.

Strikta
10-17-2014, 11:10 PM
U niggas need to log the fuck off & cook some hot pockets or sumn. Jesus Christ.

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:12 PM
Like you think mike pms me n all I made all these tags correct?

Bb shut the fuk up faggo lol n stop contradicking yourself

muff very fucka clevah cuz i gay he said CONTRADICKING swelf..fucka sick cuz i gay and i like dick in BB BUTT!

also the tags were changed

and there wre only 3 people hovering, there were 7 tags, and one was deleted/taken off

and u made it clear that u were aware that i made a tag, u knew which one i put

u dont have these capabilities

u r not that smart. trust me, u r a fucka moron if it doesnt deal with pop culture references about a WoW game goblin mage, u didnt even say u probably, u said i did, now tell me MAGIC 8 BALL MUFF WHO PUT DA OTHA TAGS?!?!?!? !?! u r a fucka idiyote dewd srs

Ghost1
10-17-2014, 11:13 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/d753j.jpg

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:14 PM
Lol im fkn done @central part of his act forever

Lol

When acting like a fgt becomrs commonplace

Ahh, Nc

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:14 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/d753j.jpg


fucka goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:15 PM
Here's the problem: You are mistaken.

big baby has a feud with NYCSPITZ for reasons I don't totally understand. (Happy birthday, NYCSPITZ, by the way.) His first post in this thread was directed entirely at NYCSPITZ, but you misinterpreted it. You then decided to try to fight with him, which simply never works because big baby is unshakable unlike real babies, which get brain damage. You then exacerbated the situation by trying to call him gay, which has been a central part of his act for as long as he's been on this board.

big baby didn't even come into this thread to acknowledge you. He wanted to keep this between himself and a more worthy adversary. But you are so fucking vain and narrow-minded that you actually thought someone was calling you "The Warthog," so of course you were going to misinterpret big baby's first post here.

That's why you can't be taken seriously. You post every thought that comes into your head, and most of them are without context, nuance or wit. You need to stop for a minute and learn from your mistakes for once, or you'll forever continue to embarrass yourself.

YEW WANNA FUCK BB IN BUTT?!?!

Strikta
10-17-2014, 11:16 PM
Lmao oh shit.. this getting ooglay.

Certain
10-17-2014, 11:16 PM
Lol im fkn done @central part of his act forever

Lol

When acting like a fgt becomrs commonplace

Ahh, Nc

What's wrong with being gay, though?

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:17 PM
Btw I have nvr played WoW nor do I play video games anymore

Completely unfounded

I make vague historical references because I love history.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:18 PM
The Calvary is here

As predicted

Gbye faggots

Lol

Certain
10-17-2014, 11:19 PM
Gbye faggots

Please, go. Think about your mistakes.

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:20 PM
bb - 19203421904149104012

rest of the board when confrontong da bb da bb da bb - 0

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:20 PM
Thought about them

Still loling at faggot calvary riding with magenta cloaks n assless chaps

Pz

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:22 PM
lol @ you thinking about gay ppl

ur gay dude

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:22 PM
I dont need confirmation from others

I do this shit dolo

Im dolomite nigga

Yu see my pic?

Fkn dolomite nigga

Ghost1
10-17-2014, 11:23 PM
Lol

Muff doesnt realize he predicted the "calvary" nearly 8 hours ago......

Boarding in a blind fit of desperation and instinct for days now


I suppose after a whole day there was bound to be people showing up in a thread calling u a fucking loser.....mainly because u post in every single thread on the fucking disc board ...

But hey

U right....u called it! We r here to get u !

Ghost1
10-17-2014, 11:25 PM
Also...r we taking a tally how many times muff awkwardly uses the..."YEA OK WATEVER IM LEAVIN PEACE OUT" self defense tactic an doesnt actually follow thru itt?

Split
10-17-2014, 11:25 PM
muff doesnt have time to write out single syllable words in their entirety, yet has time to post every day all day

these are the things that annoy me

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:25 PM
Nah the calvary is the same 3 ppl every time

Lol I havent seen anyone else constantly run behind m

You certain and sum1 else who I wont name but is lurking itt as we speak lol

Calvary obv

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:26 PM
Fuck LOL HE POSTED RIGHT AS I WAS FKN TLKIN BPUT HIM LOL

Split
10-17-2014, 11:27 PM
what the fuck are you talking about?

Clayray
10-17-2014, 11:28 PM
Crat chill

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:30 PM
Oh and cake normally

"Normally"

Split
10-17-2014, 11:33 PM
it's "cavalry" you neanderthal

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:38 PM
Hey muff u spelled wrd wrong guy


*Split highs fives himself*

Call the calvary

Calvary

Calvarrrry

I spell it the way I want to mfer

Split
10-17-2014, 11:42 PM
You turned a "happy birthday thread" (for someone you neither know online nor in person) into a multi-page elaboration on why you are a raging faggot. You can't spell, you can't leave Netcees, and your perennial paranoia & decaying personality are slowly turning a site full of people who generally don't care about anything beyond the moment they're in against you.


Congratulations! This is rock bottom, and you are now Rawn.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:45 PM
Nope. Dont care

Id rather be rawn than act like a frail cosigning grammar nazi on a txt forum

I edited cox I spelled a wrd rong. Including dese

Srsly

Split
10-17-2014, 11:45 PM
3.(lowercase) an experience or occasion of extreme suffering, especially mental suffering.

parapraxis @Eηg

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:46 PM
Call the calvary


http://i.imgur.com/ukuiVSE.jpg

PancakeBrah
10-17-2014, 11:48 PM
I get annoyed by people like Muff in real life. That's why I talk shit to him online. He's part of a line of people who are extremely self-absorbed, yet oblivious to it. His jokes are always self referential and insist upon himself. He doesn't have a nuanced view because he doesn't have time for it. Someone disliking him is so shocking to him that he obsesses over it. Won't shut up about it. Which often leads to him bringing up slights and supposed insults more often than the person who slighted or insulted him. Everything in his vicinity must be about him, every little comment is either an insult to him or something he needs to reply to, even if it's not about him at all. Just goes overboard. It drives me fucking nuts in real life. So to see it here where I can just be a complete jackass and call him on it is fun. So yeah. He's not a bad person he just needs to smoke some cigarettes and drink by himself for a year straight to get some perspective, I think.

big baby
10-17-2014, 11:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rwE3NfR.jpg

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:49 PM
Like its the furst time any1 has misspelled anything

Rigght

Have fun.

Reaching

Hard

Split
10-17-2014, 11:51 PM
reaching and yet dead on the money

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:52 PM
I get annoyed by people like Muff in real life. That's why I talk shit to him online. He's part of a line of people who are extremely self-absorbed, yet oblivious to it. His jokes are always self referential and insist upon himself. He doesn't have a nuanced view because he doesn't have time for it. Someone disliking him is so shocking to him that he obsesses over it. Won't shut up about it. Which often leads to him bringing up slights and supposed insults more often than the person who slighted or insulted him. Everything in his vicinity must be about him, every little comment is either an insult to him or something he needs to reply to, even if it's not about him at all. Just goes overboard. It drives me fucking nuts in real life. So to see it here where I can just be a complete jackass and call him on it is fun. So yeah. He's not a bad person he just needs to smoke some cigarettes and drink by himself for a year straight to get some perspective, I think.

Lol can we tlk in private.

Coz this is like 60% correct and it scares me

I fkn scared of cake

Lol srs

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:53 PM
Dude. Cake

Thx

Masaii
10-17-2014, 11:54 PM
I get annoyed by people like Muff in real life. That's why I talk shit to him online. He's part of a line of people who are extremely self-absorbed, yet oblivious to it. His jokes are always self referential and insist upon himself. He doesn't have a nuanced view because he doesn't have time for it. Someone disliking him is so shocking to him that he obsesses over it. Won't shut up about it. Which often leads to him bringing up slights and supposed insults more often than the person who slighted or insulted him. Everything in his vicinity must be about him, every little comment is either an insult to him or something he needs to reply to, even if it's not about him at all. Just goes overboard. It drives me fucking nuts in real life. So to see it here where I can just be a complete jackass and call him on it is fun. So yeah. He's not a bad person he just needs to smoke some cigarettes and drink by himself for a year straight to get some perspective, I think.
It would be fair to say that 80% of society hate faggot hipsters both irl and online.

El Muffin
10-17-2014, 11:56 PM
Dude. I nvr read sumthin here that drew so many parallels to my life.

This is genuine

Clown if you wish

But im impressed

PancakeBrah
10-17-2014, 11:57 PM
That's cool. Good thing I'm not a hipster.

Nobody hates you, Masai. Mostly because no one thinks about you at all.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 12:00 AM
Cake. Wtf man.

You scare me

Major in psychology?

big baby
10-18-2014, 12:02 AM
nah ngiga he got a major in

HI, IM PANCAKEBRAH' satirical but accurate roasts you fucking fuckhead

PancakeBrah
10-18-2014, 12:04 AM
Cake. Wtf man.

You scare me

Major in psychology?

No I just smoke cigarettes and drank by myself for a year.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 12:06 AM
FUCK!

<3

IM BROKEN

THIS THREAD IS OVER GUYS

CAKE HAS BREACHED MY SOUL

Split
10-18-2014, 12:07 AM
I'm reading bram stroker

big baby
10-18-2014, 12:08 AM
lol @ muff crying irl itt
PancakeBrah good job bud

Certain
10-18-2014, 12:12 AM
This thread is over because it's no longer NYCSPITZ's birthday. This thread never should have had anything to do with Muff's soul.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 12:15 AM
You are correct.

Its about me because I made it about me.

I always make EVERYTHING about me.

Even if its at my expense

Its not that I seek attention. .lol to tell u the truth iono wtf it is

Lol. Some srs self reflection happening itt right now

big baby
10-18-2014, 12:16 AM
muff who hurt you

Split
10-18-2014, 12:18 AM
cool dude just make it less public and it sounds like your problems are solved

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 12:19 AM
Im sorry for calling you a faggot bb

I dont even hate gays

I say that coz nothing else to say

Stomp my corpse

Idc. I see the light

Clayray
10-18-2014, 12:26 AM
Maybe take a week or two off. Get obliterated every night off alc like That pancake guy did.
Look @ urself in the mirror. Read a book or something.

If he hit the nail on the head then that's real physiological problems my man

Split
10-18-2014, 12:27 AM
*psychological

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 12:27 AM
I just deleted the tags I made..

The rest were mike prolly

Good day to all.

Hey. @ bruce

It is what it is

That post is what ppl hv been trying to tell me for years..its just I blew them off because I felt as if they were fkn dumbssses being armchair psychologist s

Just needed to hear it from someone who could make it clear to mr

Now leave me alone

BeCause your feeding the beast
This thread is beauty to me

Clayray
10-18-2014, 12:29 AM
*psychological

Shit lol

0-1

CopyPat
10-18-2014, 12:37 AM
Appy Birf

dead man
10-18-2014, 12:45 AM
have a good one NYC.

Clayray
10-18-2014, 12:48 AM
Stay sexy San Diego

Masaii
10-18-2014, 07:08 AM
That's cool. Good thing I'm not a hipster.

Nobody hates you, Masai. Mostly because no one thinks about you at all.

woah man never said anything about you at all, why you getting defensive. got an issue you want to talk about?

Hush
10-18-2014, 08:30 AM
I just deleted the tags I made..

The rest were mike prolly

Good day to all.

Hey. @ bruce

It is what it is

That post is what ppl hv been trying to tell me for years..its just I blew them off because I felt as if they were fkn dumbssses being armchair psychologist s

Just needed to hear it from someone who could make it clear to mr

Now leave me alone

BeCause your feeding the beast
This thread is beauty to me
Is this real lyfe ?

Ghost1
10-18-2014, 09:29 AM
Jesus christ.

StarFaggot
10-18-2014, 10:26 AM
I just deleted the tags I made..

The rest were mike prolly

Good day to all.

Hey. @ bruce

It is what it is

That post is what ppl hv been trying to tell me for years..its just I blew them off because I felt as if they were fkn dumbssses being armchair psychologist s

Just needed to hear it from someone who could make it clear to mr

Now leave me alone

BeCause your feeding the beast
This thread is beauty to me

This Uncle Tom ass nigga just got a break through by getting psychologically evaluated by a Netcees moniker.

Btw my tags will stay.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 11:58 AM
Is this real lyfe ?

Unfortunately, yes

I wasn't expecting this to come from HERE of all places either. Yu think I dont see how overwhelmingly hilarious this must b to you all?

Yet ..I dont really care?

Im fkn batshit crazy I guess

Sometimes you can have moments of clarity in the strangest places

I had one yesterday

On nc

Christ take me now. Lol

Clayray
10-18-2014, 04:50 PM
Oh god..

Hush
10-18-2014, 05:07 PM
Unfortunately, yes

I wasn't expecting this to come from HERE of all places either. Yu think I dont see how overwhelmingly hilarious this must b to you all?

Yet ..I dont really care?

Im fkn batshit crazy I guess

Sometimes you can have moments of clarity in the strangest places

I had one yesterday

On nc

Christ take me now. Lol


Stop logging on dude

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 05:11 PM
No

Certain
10-18-2014, 05:21 PM
I think we're all genuinely worried for your mental well-being.

Certain
10-18-2014, 05:21 PM
OK, not really.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 05:26 PM
I'm fine.

What's your point?

Clayray
10-18-2014, 06:40 PM
"perimeter" = asshole

Beyond
10-18-2014, 06:58 PM
Stop logging on dude

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 07:04 PM
Lol @ this fkn mutant

Stay classy fellas

StarFaggot
10-18-2014, 07:44 PM
Lol @ this fkn mutant

Stay classy fellas

I wish we never got to know Muff. He was much cooler posting sporadically with his cool Eisenhower line that didn't technically work.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 07:47 PM
Ah but wait there's more

I'm here to battle.

The disc doesn't matter to me

I'm very surprised someone was able to see through me like that though.

I could have lied n projected like many of you do.

Like the mutant who takes pictures with sunglasses because he's insecure

I decided not to.

I give props where they r due...n that guy fkn looked straight thru me no lie

Witty
10-18-2014, 07:50 PM
I wish we never got to know Muff. He was much cooler posting sporadically with his cool Eisenhower line that didn't technically work.

I'm sorry for what I did to you.

Certain
10-18-2014, 07:58 PM
The disc doesn't matter to me

Then you won't mind if I prevent you from posting here?

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 08:02 PM
Then you won't mind if I prevent you from posting here?

In the disc?

No I dont mind

Have at it.

Long as I can furfill my obligations in the various things im in

Ghost1
10-18-2014, 09:02 PM
I wish we never got to know Muff. He was much cooler posting sporadically with his cool Eisenhower line that didn't technically work.

I told u fuckin people.

I told u this fagit was a loser like 6 months ago.

WHEN WILL U LEARN NC !?!?!?

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 09:16 PM
They will never learn

Because there isnt a lesson to be learned here in this godforsaken place

Js

Clayray
10-18-2014, 09:18 PM
10 years in an ur just now learning about yourself muff

big baby
10-18-2014, 09:18 PM
i deserve rep for this
Certain get rid of him, once and for all


finish him

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 09:23 PM
10 years in an ur just now learning about yourself muff

No. I always knew. It just wasnt clear

I should have just lied in retrospect?

Nope . Dnt take anything back

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 09:25 PM
i deserve rep for this
Certain get rid of him, once and for all


finish him

Why? Lol you didjt do shit

If anyonr deserves rep its cake. And his post was genuine. Read it again.

Im not phased by trolls

Cake poked his head through the costume n was like yo muff in all srsness. Your fkn clear as glass dude *advice* now stfu

And I respect the fuck out of that

Clayray
10-18-2014, 09:26 PM
No. I always knew. It just wasnt clear

I should have just lied in retrospect?

Nope . Dnt take anything back

contrary to the norm here, i think you're good ppl.

maybe you get a lil too hype abt yourself for most liking but alls good

big baby
10-18-2014, 09:31 PM
youstill dont see it muff, lol. sigh. im just like in another universe from you.


u r truly a fucka idiyote dude

u grasp satire like a fuckia toddler

Certain
10-18-2014, 09:32 PM
PancakeBrah, thank you for the genuine, heart-felt and totally serious psychological advice you gave to Aristocrat.

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 09:32 PM
Yea. I do@stepto. Im extremely self absorbed n vain yet somehow oblivious to it at times.

Pretty much everything cake said.

Have fun at my expense but do not take credit for something you had no parts in.

If you understand cakes post bb u would know that when you supposedly "clown" me..its nvr driving me away. It just feeds that vanity even more lol. Cake got to me. I mean I didnt get emotional. .but I was humbled by it. Cant believe im that transparent.

Cake n certain im trying

Guys not helping lol

Making it about me again

Here. We. Gooooo

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 09:34 PM
youstill dont see it muff, lol. sigh. im just like in another universe from you.


u r truly a fucka idiyote dude

u grasp satire like a fuckia toddler

Question

How is it satire if it totally applies to me?

Witty
10-18-2014, 09:39 PM
Yea. I do@stepto. Im extremely self absorbed n vain yet somehow oblivious to it at times.

Pretty much everything cake said.

Have fun at my expense but do not take credit for something you had no parts in.

If you understand cakes post bb u would know that when you supposedly "clown" me..its nvr driving me away. It just feeds that vanity even more lol. Cake got to me. I mean I didnt get emotional. .but I was humbled by it. Cant believe im that transparent.

Cake n certain im trying

Guys not helping lol

Making it about me again

Here. We. Gooooo

You're a good guy, we all have our flaws.

Once we identify them we can eliminate them...the only problem is when you identify them and do nothing about them...do not be that person Muff.

Ghost1
10-18-2014, 10:01 PM
Ok....seriously...put him in jail now.


Also....i began the anti muff campaign

Bb u may have 2ndry credit


Also...fucking obliterated at muff being sucha painfully simple moron that all it takes for a phsycologicql break thru to reach this mongoloid is a horoscope reading from an internet avatar on a text battling website.

Witty
10-18-2014, 10:05 PM
Ok....seriously...put him in jail now.


Also....i began the anti muff campaign

Bb u may have 2ndry credit


Also...fucking obliterated at muff being sucha painfully simple moron that all it takes for a phsycologicql break thru to reach this mongoloid is a horoscope reading from an internet avatar on a text battling website.

bags been hating muff before it was cool to hate muff.

Ghost1
10-18-2014, 10:06 PM
YAHMEAN

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 10:11 PM
Itt ppl who dnt matter thnk they matter

Lol

Cake is the only one I repeat the only one who can take credit for anything

But keep it up

Ill be here to look at what you say n smirk. Like ive been doing

Certain
10-18-2014, 10:21 PM
bags been hating muff before it was cool to hate muff.

http://i.imgur.com/DX9vB5c.jpg

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 10:23 PM
Lol

Ghost1
10-18-2014, 10:30 PM
Lol@hipster bags


Srs tho. Jail. Put him in it.

Clayray
10-18-2014, 10:35 PM
Bags do u fear muff on the DL?

El Muffin
10-18-2014, 10:38 PM
Lol@hipster bags


Srs tho. Jail. Put him in it.

I was in jail.

You missed it

It was quick.

I couldnt take it. Ive been taken to an asylum instead

Witty
10-18-2014, 10:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/DX9vB5c.jpg

lmao repped

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 01:01 AM
I'm sorry for what I did to you.

Bait me into a pinkslip battle you knew I'd be uninterested in?

You're forgiven.

Witty
10-19-2014, 01:09 AM
Bait me into a pinkslip battle you knew I'd be uninterested in?

You're forgiven.

I think you mean challenged you to a pinkslip you agreed to and then backed out of.

Bait?

This isn't fishing bro.

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 01:11 AM
Bait, this isn't fishing bro.

Wise Wiggles
10-19-2014, 01:16 AM
You ever done acid Aero?

Witty
10-19-2014, 01:20 AM
Bait, this isn't fishing bro.

You need a new thing, the old thing is gone and can never return.

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 01:24 AM
You need a new thing, the old thing is gone and can never return.

lol @ needing a thing. You need a real job and a work ethic.

Witty
10-19-2014, 01:25 AM
lol @ needing a thing. You need a real job and a work ethic.

Perhaps, that may be true.

How does it feel to be afraid of someone who needs a real job and a work ethic?

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 01:27 AM
Perhaps, that may be true.

How does it feel to be afraid of someone who needs a real job and a work ethic?

Anyone who knows text knows you aren't a threat to the GOAT. I will no longer address you boy.

Witty
10-19-2014, 01:30 AM
Anyone who knows text knows you aren't a threat to the GOAT. I will no longer address you boy.

Actually, I addressed you..I would expect a GOAT to be more intelligent.

I am better than you, at everything, there is no aspect of writing in which you can beat me.

I will prove this to you once you stop being afraid of me.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 02:32 AM
Witty battles?

I love you witty but I hv not seen this since ur ria days

Just an observation

Not sayen u cnt beat aero

I wont speculate on that

Beyond
10-19-2014, 04:09 AM
Ah but wait there's more

I'm here to battle.

The disc doesn't matter to me

I'm very surprised someone was able to see through me like that though.

I could have lied n projected like many of you do.

Like the mutant who takes pictures with sunglasses because he's insecure

I decided not to.

I give props where they r due...n that guy fkn looked straight thru me no lie

This is legit the only pic I've posted on here with me in sunglasses

You're a weirdo

And lame as fuck

Bags I've been thinking this guy was a faggot for a while now, just didn't say anything

I'm sure we all have

He's just gotten to Gamble levels at this point now where I genuinely hate his soul

His personality and character downright sickens me and I wish his existence be erased from the canals of the internet

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 07:41 AM
Lol u mean the pic other yhan the one with creepy eye?

That wasnt even posted by u?

Word

Lol nigga if you have that much hate towarde me ii implore you to get help

Because theres no wsy I hate any of ypu lol..fgt I dont even know who u r othr than some freak bruh who txt battles

U hate me so mucj?

Come see me then

Ill put thr othrr eye out of commission

N if your hate is internet based

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT besides mention bags every single time you come here to post a tirade no1 cares about only to go slink off into the shadows once agin



Ill wait.

Beyond

Professor x said sup nigga. He misses u

N dont pretend you had hate for me "sometime" now
Itdsyou who occasionally reminds me that I once slaughtered you in a txt battle.

Nig you like dj in hustle n flow. Remember me? Ass nigga. Ole why u put my txt verses in the toilet ass nigga. Tell me they fell out yo pocket ass nigga

Go come out the woodworks clamoring for my pic again bruh. If youd just read a little youd know that I cnt post any pics from fb whrre im at.




Stop mentioning me until you man up n grow a pair

What city/state you live in?

Ill give u all the info you need to act on your hate

If you dont respond according ly ill chalk it up to u being a shadowboarding lameo again

So whats up.

Effeminate ray charles


Sup

In b4 well ur in the gulf. Idc sticky this thread.

I never lied to you ppl n I wont start now.

Beyond softer than regurgitated cottage cheese

Split
10-19-2014, 08:49 AM
Lol u mean the pic other yhan the one with creepy eye?

That wasnt even posted by u?

Go come out the woodworks clamoring for my pic again bruh. If youd just read a little youd know that I cnt post any pics from fb whrre im at.

Stop mentioning me until you man up n grow a pair

Wow. Prop 17.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 09:02 AM
I dont speak nc dude^ wtf does thst even mean

U ppl stay mentioning prpp 17 as if its relevant to anything here


Obv ignore the call out

I standby everything I just said?

Foh

Getting tired of some of the bitchassdness going on

I offer hands. Its not like uou dojt know what I look like. Lol im not being aero. Nvr postin a legit pic then offerin hands

Lol but apparently Split just wants another pic

How about you honor that commitment with mqsaii b4 u pass judgment

Because I guarantee that vid will expose you for the frail little human being you rly are
Masaii to thread for confirmation

Its quite sad. Instead of stomping your fqce in he hss to settle for a video diss that will nvr happen. But such is the nature of nc

Where lil ppl come to throw stones frm behind a computer screen

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 09:29 AM
Lol muff imploding itt

Dead@ saying he couod never hate any1 here then trying to meet up IRL to start a fist fight. Lmao.

U mad.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 09:46 AM
Au contraire

Its more stfu or hands

N if you want to bring a weapon we can do that too

Test me to see if im bluffing

Please

No srs

Fkn do it






Lol

A DALEK
10-19-2014, 09:48 AM
ANGER IS DETECTED! FRUIT LESS WORDS AS WELL!

YOUR EXISTENCE MEAN NOTHING! YOU HAVE A CHUBBY CHILDREN FACE!!

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 09:52 AM
Veritas that alias is terrible

Chubby children face but naturally built like a football player

And surprisingly athletic

Im not a plodding fatty. Im 6'0 like 230 with no protruding gut/waistline

My shoulders n back are massive

Come get hemmed up

My vanity is creeping out again

Fuck u guys

Split
10-19-2014, 10:00 AM
Gone

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 10:01 AM
Lol'ed irl @ come get hemmed up

StarFaggot
10-19-2014, 10:04 AM
Veritas that alias is terrible

Chubby children face but naturally built like a football player

And surprisingly athletic

Im not a plodding fatty. Im 6'0 like 230 with no protruding gut/waistline

My shoulders n back are massive

Come get hemmed up

My vanity is creeping out again

Fuck u guys


With your looks I'm not sure you can be vain tbh. Choose another word.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:06 AM
Chink tailor obv got the joke

Offer still stands to those mentioned
Aero

Ay.

Post a real pic so u can be identified

And I wouldnt be vain if I absolutely didnt get any pussy

I know im quite handsome.

I hear it quite often tbh

Now do you want to sit here n judge men w/out posting a pic at all? Or what

Coz your fake as fuck b

Cant fathom it

Certain
10-19-2014, 10:08 AM
You are the worst.

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:10 AM
Lol'ed irl @ come get hemmed up

Letssth not go there ducker! You can't accthept a battle from Witty
We all el oh el @ you my sthtupid friend

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:15 AM
You come at me and you will be addressed

I care not Certain for your "your getting trolled obv" advice

That shit dsnt click because I dont operate like a antagonistic p.o.s on the internet

Everything I have said is 100% genuine.

I care nit to sift through your posts and pick out which ones are real n which are trolls

Most of you are fake as fucck

Split
10-19-2014, 10:20 AM
So, why doesn't Facebook or cameras exist where you are when the rest of the internet does?

If you've been 100% genuine

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 10:21 AM
U are the fqkest nigger alive lol.

COME MEET ME WITH HANDS

IM SO FAR OFF THE GRID I CANT ACCESS THE BOOK OF FACES BUT YEA ILL MEET UP TO FIGHT ANY1

JUST HOP ON A SUBMARINE AN MEET ME IN ARABIA

Stfu u pqthetic lying loser.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:24 AM
I said that bags

I said you can sticky this thread for reference when I get back

Smh

LIKE I SAID NIGGA

Offer still stands

I tell you what

Let this nigga accept

If we agree on location and im not there ban my ass

You know that wont happen

Still waiting for any takers. Sticky thread. Sup

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 10:26 AM
Tell us more about how the WORLD WIDE WEB wont allow u access to facebook

R u drilling in neptune?

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:26 AM
You come at me and you will be addressed

I care not Certain for your "your getting trolled obv" advice

That shit dsnt click because I dont operate like a antagonistic p.o.s on the internet

Everything I have said is 100% genuine.

I care nit to sift through your posts and pick out which ones are real n which are trolls

Most of you are fake as fucck

Don't get upssthet! Just ssthave image from facethbook and pasthe here!

Do not duck out of it thisth time my friend!

Split
10-19-2014, 10:32 AM
yooooo but

Muff said he's 6'0 230 lbs with minimal bodyfat, said he couldn't post pics before proceeding to call himself handsome & that he gets mad pussy & it's why he's so confident while cosigning Masaii and referencing his massive back and shoulders in one fell swoop

just two pages ago this nigamajig had a full-blown, teary-eyed Zen chakra epiphany about how he's so self-conscious and self-centered bc he's deeply insecure & oblivious to what others are expressing to him

this thread is like a mobius strip of shame and regression, byt at least we've solved the Masaii Paradox

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:34 AM
Tell us more about how the WORLD WIDE WEB wont allow u access to facebook

R u drilling in neptune?


All social networking sites except twitter are blocked using the towers WiFi

Common protocol considering the company men need the conn. To themselves coz they r fgts

According to them when ppl were facetiming it up n shit they "couldnt run day to day operations efficiently"

Ask anyone who works offshore

Tower wifi is regulated heavily

Split
10-19-2014, 10:36 AM
https://hola.org

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:36 AM
yooooo but

Muff said he's 6'0 230 lbs with minimal bodyfat, said he couldn't post pics before proceeding to call himself handsome & that he gets mad pussy & it's why he's so confident while cosigning Masaii and referencing his massive back and shoulders in one fell swoop

just two pages ago this nigamajig had a full-blown, teary-eyed Zen chakra epiphany about how he's so self-conscious and self-centered bc he's deeply insecure & oblivious to what others are expressing to him

this thread is like a mobius strip of shame and regression, byt at least we've solved the Masaii Paradox

You pretty much just said everything bags just said but nerdier

Thx for that.

N I explained everytging. Put the glasses on .

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:41 AM
W8 let me jeopardize my job by doing w.e it is you want me to do.

We arent even allowed to give coordinates to where we are because of prior instances

Think about that for a moment

If it doesnt register then theres no need to tlk to you further

Mike Wrecka
10-19-2014, 10:42 AM
I know im quite handsome.

I hear it quite often tbh



akldjflkajdsflkjasdf

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:43 AM
So how was anyone suppose to meet up to get "hemmed up"

Lol wut tf muff

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:46 AM
Wasnt a lie

Havent lied yet

Read the thread stepto

I said sticky thread for future ref.

If he accepts

N I dont show up

Ban me

Read man

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:49 AM
You can't take a pic, go to imageshack & upload it?

Inb4 you want to see a pic of me so bad.

No, I'm just trying to make it clear that all options are available yet u refuse for some unknown reason

Witty
10-19-2014, 10:49 AM
Letssth not go there ducker! You can't accthept a battle from Witty
We all el oh el @ you my sthtupid friend

Aero

Certain
10-19-2014, 10:51 AM
Aristocrat, you're saying seriously that you would fly to the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania over a dispute on a message board where no one likes you? Listen to yourself.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 10:53 AM
You can't take a pic, go to imageshack & upload it?

Inb4 you want to see a pic of me so bad.

No, I'm just trying to make it clear that all options are available yet u refuse for some unknown reason


N I ALREADY SAID 10X THAT I HAVE ONLY ONE OTHER PIC OF MYSELF ON THIS PHONE
That I offered to provide but its a selfie so no dice


Jesus fucking christ man. Do you dive face first into empty pools? Or are you reaching for relevance

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:54 AM
So you can't take another pic?

Is your camera broke?

Not even trying to throw shade, simply curious.

Witty
10-19-2014, 10:55 AM
Aristocrat, you're saying seriously that you would fly to the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania over a dispute on a message board where no one likes you? Listen to yourself.

I would totally do that but only on the condition I did not have to pay for it at all...a little fight for a holiday? I'll take it.

If I was expected to pay I would decline though.

Tommy Topper
10-19-2014, 10:56 AM
I have fought over 100 times and one them all.

Clayray
10-19-2014, 10:57 AM
^ this guy..

Witty
10-19-2014, 10:58 AM
I have fought over 100 times and one them all.

Apart from the fight for a proper education, clearly.

Clayray
10-19-2014, 11:00 AM
His alias is based off that one guy who always tries to top your story with an even better more awesome story of his own. Dumb.

Witty
10-19-2014, 11:01 AM
His alias is based off that one guy who always tries to top your story with an even better more awesome story of his own. Dumb.

Thanks, I could never have figured that out if it weren't for you.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:02 AM
Aristocrat, you're saying seriously that you would fly to the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania over a dispute on a message board where no one likes you? Listen to yourself.

Nah I wouldnt do that tbh

I would go to philly to see fam. And then while im tyere ask dude in question if hed like to meet me in public location. More than likely will duck..so ill just spend time with fam and come back

But were not tlkin bout bags..he can get it

But hes just successful ly tryin incite a reaction

I have the sneaking assumption that bey however wants to do something

Clayray
10-19-2014, 11:03 AM
Thanks, I could never have figured that out if it weren't for you.

Sorry man, just didn't think you've heard the term tommy topper before.. My mistake?

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:06 AM
So you can't take another pic?

Is your camera broke?

Not even trying to throw shade, simply curious.


My camera lens is fukd. Ive said that too. Multiple times. I hwve crap galaxy rush with exposed lens

Strikta knows this shit is ass. But yo I can send u guys another selfie like a god tho. Sup

Bruh im not lying to youvguys lol

There are no holes . Anywhere

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
10-19-2014, 11:08 AM
His alias is based off that one guy who always tries to top your story with an even better more awesome story of his own. Dumb.

........................................

Witty
10-19-2014, 11:11 AM
Sorry man, just didn't think you've heard the term tommy topper before.. My mistake?

You are right, actually, I have never heard that term before though his gimmick was clear in the two posts he has made, which then made his name make sense...I be smart as fcuk yo.

Thank you for your good intentions though.

Cosign Carlisle
10-19-2014, 11:11 AM
You are right, actually, I have never heard that term before though his gimmick was clear in the two posts he has made, which then made his name make sense...I be smart as fcuk yo.

Thank you for your good intentions though.

you are smart as fuck yo!

Witty
10-19-2014, 11:12 AM
you are smart as fuck yo!

:D

I like this guy.

Split
10-19-2014, 11:15 AM
slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

Split
10-19-2014, 11:17 AM
slayed @ offering a selfie but it being declined apparently but now getting taken up on the offer and his camera is broken

slayed @ your phone being brand new but it is broken since immediately after anyone wanted pictures

Cosign Carlisle
10-19-2014, 11:17 AM
slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine


I am slayed at this too yo!

Split
10-19-2014, 11:18 AM
thank u charles

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:19 AM
Lol we are constantly moving idiot.

I was @ relatives house waiting to get shipped out

N the rest is common protocol for reasons I dont care to examine

You tried but you failed


I honestly think they restricted access solely to spite us. I dont know rly the reason..but that it has happened 2/3 hitches

Cosign Carlisle
10-19-2014, 11:20 AM
thank u charles

thank you for your thanks yo there guy!

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:22 AM
U want pics of offshore environment? I took plenty

Granted I cant take any right now but I have loads of them if you think im lying about my occupation

Split
10-19-2014, 11:24 AM
what about yourself in the offshore environment

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:25 AM
I got vids too of me fkn with the catering company

Im holding phone. Recording shit. U know

But im talking to ppl. N a friend who i got a job addresses my ex-gf on one of my vids

Hes like

"Yo I got a msg for Brittany" *cam pans to him*

Look at this white boyyyy *poses*

Video ends

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:37 AM
slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

Btw thats a 400k house

Js. Lol.

My selfie shows exterior of house I took that pic in

My fam isnt broke buddy

Neither am I.



5 bedrooms on a good bit of property

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 11:41 AM
U must spread rep before giving it to split again



Also....yes...post vid and pics

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:43 AM
Somebody give me there # so I can send them aforementioned shit

Lol who wantts to tk that risk

Na fr tho I cant internet

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 11:49 AM
Imgflip.com
Tinypic.com

Upload the pics there retard

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:50 AM
What bout vids?

Thats the good stuff. I promise u will get kick out of those

Like I said I hqve one more selfie but thr isnt important to u guys

Its the vids. Being myself not projecting n altering my voice for a vid like sum1 I kno

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 11:52 AM
Have u ever heard of..........youtube?

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 11:57 AM
Yeah but I dont feel like goun thru the hassle if mking an account

N all that shit

Yall r the ones who want to see it righr

I rdy to show n prove but im not bending backwards to give u these vids

Just fkn work with me. Somebody did last time. In fact two of you sent me their numbers coz they wanted to help upload

Bb one of them

big baby
10-19-2014, 12:09 PM
slayed@ a company where WiFi is used for logistic communications

slayed @ a company where accessing Facebook, briefly, is forbidden & strictly monitored through proxies. yet spending your day endlessly flip-flopping on a rap message board is kosher

slayed @ having limitless free time bc you are staying at your relatives' house, but somehow still being subject to your company's Draconian censorship laws

slayed @communications wifi emergency 3G being offered at your german black grandmas house in Outer Assfuck, Sasketchawn

slayed @ thinking that people not currently on contract are going to lose their job for accessing literally less than a MB of social media in an undetectable way

slayeddddd @ having a single picture of yourself on your phone, chubby, in an undershirt in your dimly lit attic, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE YOU GOT YOUR PHONE SO RECENTLY THAT YOU DIDNT HAVE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE CASUAL BASEMENT JACKIN SHACK SNAPCHAT, BUT NOW WEEKS LATER YOU ARE 6'0" AND JACKED AFTER DOING NOTHING BUT POSTING SINCE YOU SHIPPED OUT, and thinking this is proof that you are a handsome social butterfly

slayed @ a company getting their emergency communications wifi throttled by dudes on Facetime during work hours

slayed @ not being able to give away your company's coordinates but your IP address giving away your company's coordinates


slayed @ anyone lying this much and claiming to be genuine

jesus fucking christ


fucka bb eyes watering

my hi im split8 audio snippet mustve fueled this


fucka dead wow

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:13 PM
That shit is all unfounded tho.

Funny

But im no liar

Proof is in pics and footage

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:29 PM
As I expected.

Everyobe backs down in the face of the truth

Im rdy to unleash these vids where a friend openly tries to bag my ex gf looking like a hills have eyes mfer

He does lol kinda but he still cool ppl. He been goin thru shit. .I got him on with catering company

I started off as wrkin for caterer after I got my twic catd

Got certified as a welder

Now im q welder/roustabout

big baby
10-19-2014, 12:32 PM
NIGGA STFU ITS SUNDAY

lord nobody gives a fuck about you

nobody's backing down, nobody wants you to message them jesus christ you are not fucking intimidating you fucking loser

i am not going to be here 24/7 even though it may seem like that sometimes

we are not here to be tasked with the fucking running of your loser ass pictures/videos

maybe when i have time i will do this for your punk lame ass until then go masturbate in your grandmas stalwruschk room in her attic eating a fucking german dumpling.

NYCSPITZ
10-19-2014, 12:32 PM
Beyond remember that thread where u were going blind and hush got all sentimental like YO I'M BANNING ALL WHO JOKE ON THIS TRAGEDY lmaooo

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:34 PM
Dude bags told me to pm him my number

Just now

I told him to give me his so I can aend shit

Lol and you pmed me ur number so I cud send u my pic last time

N now ur too cool fot school n god its sunday coorect?

Your phony

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:37 PM
Beyond remember that thread where u were going blind and hush got all sentimental like YO I'M BANNING ALL WHO JOKE ON THIS TRAGEDY lmaooo

Beyond

Nooo say it isnt so

Bros I cant see

No wonder you havent made much sense. Lol I fkn explain shit then beys like " u cant worm out of this one"

Lmfaaaaao

That nigga a fkn 300 esque baby reject

Throw him off the cliff

Ahahaaaaa the internet! !!!

Im sry I said I wanted to fight

I dont fight niggas who ride walmart gocarts asling ppl wot the expiration date on milk is

Lol gonnner

NYCSPITZ
10-19-2014, 12:38 PM
Looool

PancakeBrah
10-19-2014, 12:40 PM
Can't believe this thread is still going.

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 12:40 PM
Send ur # first, weirdo.

Tommy Topper
10-19-2014, 12:40 PM
So what that's nothing, I have over 1000 pics and over 5 hours of video on my phone that I haven't shown anyone!

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:44 PM
They baited me cake

Made it about me

So here we are

Nope bags. Im not doing that. Lol I cud pm u my # n ull pull some fuckboy shit

If u pm me urs ill do exactly what i say im going to do

But if I pm u. No vide or pics will be uploaded im sure of it

Ghost1
10-19-2014, 12:49 PM
Beyond

Nooo say it isnt so

Bros I cant see

No wonder you havent made much sense. Lol I fkn explain shit then beys like " u cant worm out of this one"

Lmfaaaaao

That nigga a fkn 300 esque baby reject

Throw him off the cliff

Ahahaaaaa the internet! !!!

Im sry I said I wanted to fight

I dont fight niggas who ride walmart gocarts asling ppl wot the expiration date on milk is

Lol gonnner

Beyond to thread to finish this lonely fagit.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:54 PM
I cant see brobros

Lol

He aint going to do shit but vent about how much he hates me when in actuality he hates himself alot more

I dont blame him tbh

Now pm ur # n get this proof

Coz im far from lonely ..or broke

I laff at all this

Lol you cant dooo it

Go get sensiblecake.

Hes only one I listen to

Keyword sensible

Not troll cake. Ill ignore that guy

Mike Wrecka
10-19-2014, 12:55 PM
muff you do realize that you could have signed up for Youtube like ten times by now righ

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 12:57 PM
Yeah.

Id rather have bb upload fir me like last time

He makes it a spectacle

But if its simple. Ill give it ago

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:03 PM
Brobros I cant see the fine print

Let me go get my They Live Sunglasses

Brb

Split
10-19-2014, 01:09 PM
This thread has made it abundantly clear that we need a new amendment to the Netcees Bylaws & Constitution to address multiple breaches in proper boardsmanship and posting protocol

In the cases of:
Chin vs Syenz
Muffstein vs Muffstein's previous statements
M. Asseye vs unverified claims (dismissed via double jeopardy & the Irony Commission et. al. 2011)

A previous precedent must be reassessed & reinforced in regards to the verification or disproval of claims, due to the massive influx of Proposition 17 violations.

It has always been NCG Common Law that if you did not have proof or disproof of a claim in absence of logical foundation, then your allegations were decidedly false.

It is now that the Court of Higher Boarding makes the distinction that it is the duty of the claim-maker to provide any and all evidence- and absence of such shall be treated as fabrication of truth.

Failure to do so IN COMBINATION with:
a) continuing to perpetuate the disinformation
b) making allegations against another NCG on a parallel
c) claiming that the burden of proof lies with another
d) deflection to escape admission of perjury
e) falsifying their honesty as "always legit" via preceding reputation

shall result in the immediate designation of Faggot, and stripped of their status of Keeping it a Hunnid until coming clean or verification.

Adjourned.

Clayray
10-19-2014, 01:09 PM
Can't have a "friend" take a pic of you then send it your phone

Split
10-19-2014, 01:09 PM
Hey Muff.



FOH, faggot

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:12 PM
Hey Muff.



FOH

Im trying to get yall to upload

Ru blind to?

Split go nerd it up somewhere else yo

U just repeated what 3 other ppl have been saying but in ghey 4chan nc courtroo m terms

But im here. Willing to send yall pics n vids

But u dnt wannit

Lol I keep it a hunnid

That shit was weaksauce

Split
10-19-2014, 01:13 PM
Hey man that's cool yo

Except you don't & you're a faggot

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:16 PM
Deny the truth. It is hard to grasp . I know

You are not a man. You are built like a toddler cuzzcuzz

Stfu when men are speaking bitch

Fr fr. Quiet down

Split
10-19-2014, 01:17 PM
Deny the truth. It is hard to grasp . I know

You are not a man. You are built like a toddler cuzzcuzz

Gonna have to refer you to

FOH, b

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:20 PM
Lol . N now your trying to ban me because you cant handle it.

Lolololololol

Hahahsha!

I saw that.

That what hoes dp.

I offer to show n prove

You try to ban

Split lol your a little baby boy

Dawg how u go frm hi guys im split 8 muff my fav boarder to..power abusing in denial..take out teenage rage on ppl split?

Phoneeey

Thx for name chnge I appreciate it

But know that I wont be eradicated just because I think most of yall r fake lol

Im rdy to prove. Sup

Zen
10-19-2014, 01:23 PM
Happy birthday, NYC!

big baby
10-19-2014, 01:31 PM
irl you cant edit what you say

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:33 PM
Lol.

Im telling you.

Im too strong for this. You better get psychoanalyst cake up in here because you guys dont phase a nigga @all

Lol pz.

Until sum1 attempts to come at me agen itt saying same dhit over n over in gsy ass jargon

Fwm

big baby
10-19-2014, 01:37 PM
i can deconstruct you worse than cake did, all of us can

we just like calling you a faggot

we dont want to help you, sorry.

El Muffin
10-19-2014, 01:40 PM
You cant. Because cake exists. You dont.

N bags is fkn evil as fuck.

So I take everything he says with a grain of salt

Haven't seen him be positive to anyone. Why would I expect different treatment.

Idc wtf u say untill u post a pic for nc to see

Not private.