I wish that I could be like the cool kids

[dull boy]

'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.


At the movies. Alexander and the no good terrible horrible not good awful horrendously bad day. I wanted to see Maze Runner, but apparently that's too much for a 3 and 8 year old and I was restricted from allowing them to see it. Didn't wanna see that gay Mexican Halloween style movie and Boxtrolls seems too drab.

Gonna leave these two here and go see Equalizer. Already saw Gone Girl.

Had my offspring take a picture of me in a cardboard cut out of the Dumber and Dumber To movie where Jim and Jeff are driving their Puppy truck and I'm riding on the stick shift.

Glad the 3 year old allows me to carry in a diaper bag. Twizzlers, Coke and peanut M&Ms.

This Cool Kids song is horrible. Btw.

[El Muffin]

I think you are cool.

I come at you sometimes because its difficult to see where you stand

[~RustyGunZ~]

you're gonna leave your kids in one theater and go to another?

great idea

[Clayray]

Get boxtroll tickets. Walk into maze runner movie.

Have you ever theater'd before?

[dull boy]

Yall have poor reading comprehension.

[PancakeBrah]

I hope you find internal happiness.

[Ghost1]

Shame on u dad. U can afford to spare some of ur time.

[dull boy]

you're gonna leave your kids in one theater and go to another?

great idea

Yeah. When the movie was over I found them wandering the building. I told them to stay put. Must want to be kidnapped.

[dull boy]

you're gonna leave your kids in one theater and go to another?

great idea

Get boxtroll tickets. Walk into maze runner movie.

Have you ever theater'd before?

The theater wasn't the one who wouldn't let me into Maze Runner with them. That was their mother.

[Wise Wiggles]

You ain't buried her yet?

[Hush]

Lol ur life sux

[PancakeBrah]

Hush that's counterproductive to the current discussion.

[~RustyGunZ~]

cake repped
hush negged

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah. When the movie was over I found them wandering the building. I told them to stay put. Must want to be kidnapped.

It's a shame they didn't.. Then you could see whatever you want, whenever you want

Such is life

[dull boy]

Lol ur life sux

Insightful.

[Clayray]

Movies > kids

[Zen]

This thread scares me. Damn...

Last time I went to the theaters the Baddour Center came to. It's like the local place where people with mental disabilities live, which was cool. But one of them got off the bus with a helmet and I was like why is this dude stereotyping so fucking hard right now?

Anyway, I went to see Left Behind and they came in the same theater and it sucked so bad the dude with the helmet said out loud, "Oh, bullshit," when everyone disappeared in the movie. That made me feel like I didn't waste twenty bucks for the tickets.

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Shame on u dad. U can afford to spare some of ur time.

Legit projection.

[anime_boners]

mine wanted to see maze runner

imdb'd the parents guide

decided not lol

also I dont think ppl realized you were joking about leaving them

[Mike Wrecka]

U want to bring ur three year old kid to see an R rated movie?



I'm sure watching a Hunger Games knock off for an hour and a half is worth the countless hours you will spend comforting your child as he has night terrors for the next ten years



Gl

[El Muffin]

I was taken to see the exorcist remastered version when it came out in theaters

Really young. Like a bs local theatre

It flkd me up for a wk straight

[dull boy]

mine wanted to see maze runner

imdb'd the parents guide

decided not lol

also I dont think ppl realized you were joking about leaving them

Mine wanted to, too. I honestly think they could handle it. Mom was all super against it.

[El Muffin]

Why wouldn't ppl want children to see hunger games?

I nvr seen it but thought it was a teeny flick?

Like frm wot I've heard

[dull boy]

Maze Runner. Not Hunger Games.

[El Muffin]

Oh yeah.

Maze runner

Same thing

Lol

I don't know why I get the two mixed up

I nvr seen either

But some far reach of my minds telling me they r related?

Heard it/ read that sumwhere

[dull boy]

They're both based on young adult novels.

So was Lord of the Flies, if you wanna throw that one in there, too.

Haven't seen Maze Runner, obviously, but I don't think it's much like Hunger Games, beyond having kids involved.

[Clayray]

They're both based on young adult novels.

So was Lord of the Flies, if you wanna throw that one in there, too.

Haven't seen Maze Runner, obviously, but I don't think it's much like Hunger Games, beyond having kids involved.

Why was the wife so against you taking the kids to see Maze Runner?

[El Muffin]

Word.

Not a fan of the premise

Def not seeing either movie

[Witty]

My mother was like that too when my siblings and I were younger, uptight and strict.

Then when I reached 14 she stopped giving a fuck about anything, I think we broke her.

You got to spend time with your kids though and that's always a good thing even if the movie sucks :)

[Clayray]

Word.

Not a fan of the premise

Def not seeing either movie

hunger games was ok. nothing i'd watch again, seen it just cause of j-law

ended up liking it.

[El Muffin]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9O5VvlYzJVg

I dare you guys to watch this

No wonder its director was killed

If you finish it..congrats your a sociopath

I'm almost finished

[Clayray]

My mother was like that too when my siblings and I were younger, uptight and strict.

Then when I reached 14 she stopped giving a fuck about anything, I think we broke her.

You got to spend time with your kids though and that's always a good thing even if the movie sucks :)

if my rep meant anything you'd get it.

you're a good man witty

[dull boy]

Why was the wife so against you taking the kids to see Maze Runner?

She thinks it's too intense for them.

[Clayray]

She thinks it's too intense for them.

are you guys pretty uptight parents? she reminds me of a stern christian mother

[Mike Wrecka]

Yes she is uptight because she doesn't want her 3 year old to see a movie that has a monster brutally and savagely ripping people apart



Are u people all actually retarded or just like white trash dirt bags

[Clayray]

Yes she is uptight because she doesn't want her 3 year old to see a movie that has a monster brutally and savagely ripping people apart



Are u people all actually retarded or just like white trash dirt bags

the real worlds alot more scarier than that.

[Greed]

I occasionally have flashbacks to the opening of the last boy scout. That kind of fucked with me.

[El Muffin]

Greed

Watch salo 120 days in Sodom

Its on YouTube greed

Watch it with ur kids

Lol ok just wiki the plot

Humor me lol

This 3rd time I brought it up but lol I want all to see the most controversial film ever made

[Witty]

Yes she is uptight because she doesn't want her 3 year old to see a movie that has a monster brutally and savagely ripping people apart



Are u people all actually retarded or just like white trash dirt bags

Why are those the only two options?

I think kids are much better equipped to deal with such things than we give them credit for, I know I certainly was as a child. I was deep in to horror movies and stuff from a young age and I like to believe I have turned out as a balanced and respectful person.

[Clayray]

11 min in i see dick.

muff wtf

[Greed]

Skipped ahead 10 mins and saw two dicks.

Thx muff.

If this wasnt a phone you would be negged right now.

[El Muffin]

Hahaha!

It gets WAY FKN WORSE

Theres 9 girls n 9 guys.

So cock is a given.

Its based on marquis de sades 120 days in Sodom

If you watch thism it will mk u insensitive to everything

Join me!

So yea. Its fucked

[Witty]

To add to my last post, I should say that NOT letting your kids see movies like this isn't exactly being a bad parent, each parent knows their kid better than we do so it's silly to judge someone for what they think their kid can and can not watch because i don't know the kid, but i think mothers in general with young children ARE very uptight mainly because they are scared i guess, it's not a bad thing because at the heart of it the child's protection and safety is the driving force...so it is of course done through love, and that's commendable, though unnecessary sometimes I think.

[Mike Wrecka]

Witty u don't have kids. But when u do, u won't let ur three year old watch R rated horror flicks. Trust me. Ur too smart for that. Dull boy is smart like book smarts. He has no common sense. And apparently doesn't enjoy spending time with his kids. I'm going to see dolphin tale 2 tommorow with my eight year old daughter and I'm looking forward to it.


I saw Fury with my wife last night. That's what men do. They don't throw tantrums cause they have to see a kid movie with their children. They get popcorn and a huge drink and watch the fuck outta that movie

[Greed]

I read the plot to the movie on Wikipedia.

I feel sick.

[dull boy]

Maze Runner isn't a horror flick. I'll admit, it probably is too intense for most kids. I saw Hellraiser at 8 or so, and I was fine. Pretty sure choosing entertainment for your children is more of a personal choice than a common sense issue, but that could be my book smarts talking.

I know all the words to Frozen, so you can gargle my balls, Mike Wrecka.

[dull boy]

are you guys pretty uptight parents? she reminds me of a stern christian mother

I'm not. She tends to be kind of brainwashed retarded, like Mike. Society says its wrong and she just sort of follows suit because she's dumb.

Kids will eventually learn what the world is about. Protecting them from it may prolong some sense of innocence, but I'm uncertain of what tomorrow will bring and I don't want them to be unable to handle harsh realities. Does that mean I'm showing them Faces of Death? No, but when it comes to some fictional movie with themes of mystery, friendship and bravery, then I don't think some intensity is going to scar them for life and have them wetting their beds at night.

[dull boy]

I occasionally have flashbacks to the opening of the last boy scout. That kind of fucked with me.

lol

Soft.

[dull boy]

Omg triple post quadruple post.

[Clayray]

Kids are not dumb, society needs to stop treating them as if they are.

[Witty]

I don't think it's society who has to stop treating kids like they're dumb, it's up to individual parents to not treat their kids in that way if they don't fit in to that mould, because some kids are dumb and some kids are more sensitive than others, it's up to the parents to really understand their children and know what is suitable for them and not just raise their kids in the way they are expected to or told to imo.

[dull boy]

It's a media thing. Policing the populace by shaming while simultaneously being shameful.

CAAAraaaaazyyyyy

[A DALEK]

YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE EXTERMINATED. YOU WILL BOW TO YOUR NEW RULERS!!

[Ghost1]

U care abojt things that i dont

[Ghost1]

YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE EXTERMINATED. YOU WILL BOW TO YOUR NEW RULERS!!

Veritas lonelier then muff.

[Witty]

I don't understand people who pay any attention to what the media says or buy in to the opinions they try to force on us. Don't get your morals from TV, folks.

[A DALEK]

Veritas lonelier then muff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxD-5z_xHBU

[El Muffin]

Bags all bs aside u know its bad when even I dont know the reference

Js

Edit: *Google*

Oh. Dr who

British stuff

[Clayray]

Oh v, u really must be the crazy one..