WK4 : Timeless(1-2) vs. Greed(1-2) [timeless wins by no show.]

[timeless]

AOWL Season IV, Week 3

OFFICIAL RULES:
Verses are due Friday, October 24th, 11:59p.m. PCT/2:59a.m. EST/7:59a.m. UK. There are NO extensions.

Verses MUST be a minimum 10 lines or a maximum of 48 lines (or 650 words).

Votes are due Sunday, October 26th, 11:59p.m. PCT/2:59a.m. EST/7:59a.m. UK. Failure to vote will result in automatic sign out for the next week.


TOPIC:
http://i.imgur.com/mtAT4ET.jpg


Good luck. Greed



Greed will begin minus 1 vote (time 1 vote short, greed 2 votes short) with the option to make it up this week with an extra vote. Timeless can waive the penalty however, if he so chooses.

[timeless]

Gluck

[timeless]

Birdfish Can't Drown

As we approached the sign that read, "Skeleton Crossing",
I pre-ordered one of those new gelatin coffins.
Pelican-dolphin, the new mixed breed we've came to see.
Celibate? Caution! They will take your virginity.
Swim vividly, fly wistfully. Some say they're peaceful.
When you're in their vicinity, they'll never seem evil.
They're the type to put a knife into the back of Jack in the box,
so when he pops out the top, the kids won't be laughing a lot.
This isn't a punchline, no hook to be found in this tackle box.
They do exist, swear by the tree where Adam's apples rot.
We left the fair, and I never ended up purchasing one.
Got cold feet, but I told my family it hurts when I run.
They asked, 'Why were you running?' I was shocked.
Said, 'you guys didn't see that fucking thing come after my cock?'
We stopped on the way back to file charges against the birdfish.
Apparently I can't charge a different species for rape. Perfect.
Now what? I'm hurting. My emotions are shortened circuits.
Just waiting to be raped again by some horse at a circus.
I asked my pops, 'when can I rape people without being incarcerated?'
He told me to sit and wait for my time to die and be reincarnated.