Week 4 Chat/Predictions

[timeless]

MikeWrecka vs. Zygote
CerealKilla vs. Patrown
DoveDozer vs. Witty
Soulstice vs. Adonis
Campbell vs. 3PA
Timeless vs. Greed
Kannon vs. UnbornBuddha
NYCSpitz vs. Deadman
Vulgar vs. Mr. J
Certain vs. Copypat
Split vs. Pancake

[Cereal_Killa]

http://www.awn.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/image/attached/1448-singerhorses04.jpg

i gotta flu the coupe.. plus promote the festival of life "ahem"

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/pecos-bill-story-2.jpg

soz guys.. will be back the next time yall have another paradise..

[Witty]

MikeWrecka vs. Zygote - Will be very close
CerealKilla vs. Patrown - Not sure tbh
DoveDozer vs. Witty - gluck dooood
Soulstice vs. Adonis - Looking forward to this
Campbell vs. 3PA
Timeless vs. Greed
Kannon vs. UnbornBuddha - I actually think this will be a great battle and closer than many might expect.
NYCSpitz vs. Deadman
Vulgarvs. Mr. J
Certain vs. Copypat - Again, I dunno...both are on form, possible botw
Split vs. Pancake - By a hair.

[Adonis]

MikeWrecka vs. Zygote
CerealKilla vs. Patrown
DoveDozer vs. Witty
Soulstice vs. Adonis
Campbell vs. 3PA if he actually tries
Timeless vs. Greed time seems to be lacking time this season
Kannon vs. UnbornBuddha pretty dope battle though
NYCSpitz vs. Deadman
Vulgar vs. Mr. J J seems to be back in form and rolling.
Certain vs. Copypat sick battle. In my experience though, when certain wants to beat someone, he will.
Split vs. Pancake cake has been pretty awful so far through 3 weeks, all no show verses.

[PancakeBrah]

Last week wasn't a no show verse.

Also,

You're an awful writer in general, the worst mod in this league's history, horribly bad at voting and reading, and laughably short.

[Certain]

OH I'M COPYPAT LET ME SMOOTH OUT THAT ICE LIKE I SMOOTH OUT MY FLOW. SHOOT OUT MY LOAD ON MY HAND, THEN RUB IT ON MY FACE. I'M DUMB AND OUT TO WASTE RHYMES LIKE SOMETHING YOU ALL HATE. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: DRIVING ZAMBONI WHILE DRUNK. COORS LIGHT AFICIONADO. 2011 EASTER EGG HUNT CHAMPION. 30-YEAR-OLD TEXTCEE. NOT WINNING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. RAPS ABOUT DICKS ALWAYS, IDEALLY ALSO RAPPING ABOUT VULGAR'S DICK. HEY WISE WAYS WANT TO COLLAB? WE COULD RAP ABOUT HAVING SEX. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER HAVE IT. KEY INFLUENCERS: TREVOR LINDEN, ZENLAND, COORS LIGHT. SAT ALONE AT LUNCH. ATE BOLOGNA. LIVES LIKE UH-OH RHYMES LIKE UH-OH HAS ZERO CHARISMA UNLIKE UH-OH. GORDIE HOWE FORTY POUND.

FUCKA HATE CANADIAN BISH DIE BISH.

[PancakeBrah]

Oh dear.

[Vulgar]

Last week wasn't a no show verse.

Also,

You're an awful writer in general, the worst mod in this league's history, horribly bad at voting and reading, and laughably short.

No he's not. And yes they were, fagg0t.

[CopyPat]

ahahahahaha fuckin crying


OH HEY IM CERTAIN. GAY? I’M CERTAIN. LET ME JUST EDIT UR POST CAUSE HEY I’M WORKIN. CAUSE IM AN EDITOR FOR WORK,I JUST ATE CHEDDAR FOR DESSERT AND CHEDDAR FOR LUNCH. AND CHEDDAR FOR BREAKFAST AND CHEDDAR FOR FUN. BRB EDITING. EDITING YOUR MOM. FIXING UR SPELLING MISTAKES, SPELLING MISTAKES? YUK! EXCEPT I WOULD NEVER SAY LOOSE WORDS, CAUSE IM WAY TOO PERF. THAT PART ABOUT THE CHEESE? CAUSE IM AN OVERWIGHT HUGE NERD. AND PROBLY A FAG. BRB EDITING, EDITING THIS AUDIO MAG. IM THE TOPICAL CHAMP. ACCOMPLISHMENTS: FAT. EATING TROPICAL CRAB TOPPED WITH CHOCOLATE AND POPSICALS, DAMN. BRB EDITING, PRETENDING IM NOT. PROFILE SAYS OFFLINE BUT IM DEFINITLY ON. TWENTY FOUR SEVEN IM ON. EDITING LOTS. FIXING UR POSTS TO GET ME MY JOLLIES. GET PUBLISHED EVERY DAY, NO BIG DEAL. EATING WHOLE BIG MEALS THAT I BROUGHT TO MY DESK. INFLUENCES? SPELL CHECK AND AUTOCORRECT. GOD IM A VET, BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF THIS TEXT SHIT. BRB EDITING CAUSE IM A MOD IN THIS SECTION. THERE FIXED UR POST AND NOW I GOT AN ERECTION. THE CAUSE OF MY DEPRESSION? CAUSE EVERYWHERE I GO I’M LIKE HEY DOES THIS PLACE GOT A CONCESSION???

[big baby]

vulgar and Adonis ima hav 2 ask u 2 BAK da FUK up on my baby cakes half faggits

[PancakeBrah]

No he's not. And yes they were, fagg0t.

Last weeks wasn't. And everything I said is true.

I'll try to write a piece about russian eagles as an allegory for fidel castros foreign policy with my train topic this week. That way I can get a cosign from vulgar.

[Certain]

Motherfuckers are irritable lately.

[CopyPat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mLKqgPFtIE

[Dove Dozer]

hilarious

[NYCSPITZ]

MikeWrecka vs. Zygote
CerealKilla vs. Patrown
DoveDozer vs. Witty
Soulstice vs. Adonis
Campbell vs. 3PA if he actually tries
Timeless vs. Greed time seems to be lacking time this season
Kannon vs. UnbornBuddha pretty dope battle though
NYCSpitz vs. Deadman
Vulgar vs. Mr. J J seems to be back in form and rolling.
Certain vs. Copypat sick battle. In my experience though, when certain wants to beat someone, he will.
Split vs. Pancake cake has been pretty awful so far through 3 weeks, all no show verses.


Agree but got witty vulgar and 3 pa predictions

[Certain]

Mr. J and Vulgar battled in Week 2.

[Adonis]

Last week wasn't a no show verse.

Also,

You're an awful writer in general, the worst mod in this league's history, horribly bad at voting and reading, and laughably short.

cool story bro

You can't get a rise out of me no matter how hard you try

[PancakeBrah]

I'm not trying to get a rise out of you. I'm just publicly stating you're a shit mod. No hate brah.

[King Ra.]

timeless Mr. J & Vulgar need to face other opponents.

[Vulgar]

Pancake my dude. I seek psychological validation so I call him vulgar namez.

Copy is a g.

[patrown]

http://www.awn.com/sites/default/files/styles/inline/public/image/attached/1448-singerhorses04.jpg

i gotta flu the coupe.. plus promote the festival of life "ahem"

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/pecos-bill-story-2.jpg

soz guys.. will be back the next time yall have another paradise..

.. ur out for a while?? let us know!

[Adonis]

I'm not trying to get a rise out of you. I'm just publicly stating you're a shit mod. No hate brah.



I call you on trying less then 100%

You call me the most shitty mod ever following by no hate


Cool Lars. The troll is in the air and I just don't care. Good talk though

[Mike Wrecka]

Adonis, he also called you an awful writer


its all part of the super friends propaganda machine. turning public opinion against non members


its a very well planned out conspiracy that has been in motion for quite some time

[PancakeBrah]

Mike Wrecka has a 0-INFINITY record vs. Superfriends lol.

It has more to do with his horribly bland writing than anything. We just vote circle for the sport of it against him, even though it's not necessary.

[Certain]

Mike Wrecka, please define the Super Friends.

[Split]

Super Voting Friends (noun)

see:
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-24-2014/1WglTx.gif

[big baby]

can i ware a cape

[Mike Wrecka]

Superfriends lol.

We just vote circle .

the Super Friends.

Super Voting Friends

can i ware a cape


=


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Super_Friends.jpg/240px-Super_Friends.jpg



using a voting


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Circle_-_black_simple.svg/220px-Circle_-_black_simple.svg.png



2 win

[PancakeBrah]

oats

[big baby]

mike not 2 be mean or nyinth liek day u cool and all taylor swift but the gr8test of all time is bb u kinda fuk suck? lol

[PancakeBrah]

Mike you're blowing this out of proportion.

The only time we've actively asked or suggested we needed votes was my comeback win over you last season. We don't do it all the time.

[Mike Wrecka]

srsly tho I was jk jk


you guys aren't cheaters


just dickriders

[Split]

can we have unity rings

[oats]

honestly I thought Mike won but I'm just a dickrider. If any superfriends need votes lmk I'll come out the woodwork no matter what the circumstances.

[PancakeBrah]

So it's settled.

[Certain]

can we have unity rings

Cock rings.

[Vulgar]

Robranda is the current master of the spear of destiny.

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0CmIRODuI4

[oats]

Certain who would you choose for the Rock n Roll HOF from this year's shortlist?

[Certain]

Certain who would you choose for the Rock n Roll HOF from this year's shortlist?

I actually thought for sure Lou Reed had been inducted years ago, and with his death he seems like the surest shot. The Smiths also already should be in. I think Green Day deserves to be in for their longevity, popularity and influence (even if that influence largely was on bad acts). Kraftwerk had tremendous influence that shows to this day, but they have an uphill battle even as they clearly deserve a spot.

I'm mostly pissed off that De La Soul and A Tribe Called Quest didn't even break the list of finalists.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is such Werneristic crap, but I still follow it and get angry about it.

[Mr. J]

Can we mandate band names and secret handshakes?

[oats]

It's a tough gig because every year there are more and more acts eligible for HOF, which means certain people will be perpetually snubbed. That's the point, I guess, to get people talking. It's like pound for pound rankings or any kind of all-time comparisons. I like Green Day, and feel like they should get in eventually, but given the groups that are not in yet I have a hard time justifying them being a first ballot HOF group. Would be more fitting in another 5 years or so on the 25th anniversary of Dookie.

[Certain]

It's a tough gig because every year there are more and more acts eligible for HOF, which means certain people will be perpetually snubbed. That's the point, I guess, to get people talking. It's like pound for pound rankings or any kind of all-time comparisons. I like Green Day, and feel like they should get in eventually, but given the groups that are not in yet I have a hard time justifying them being a first ballot HOF group. Would be more fitting in another 5 years or so on the 25th anniversary of Dookie.

The group most unjustly out is the Joy Division/New Order combination that they refuse to allow to be entered jointly.

[oats]

Can't say I'm familiar with them, but I'll check them out. I was surprised to see that bands like Slayer and Motörhead aren't in. Not my cup of tea genre wise, but as someone who rarely (never) listens to metal I know about both bands/some of their songs, which says something.

[asylum]

haven't thought about green day in years. but they're actually pretty fucking cool.
props for even mentioning them.

[Certain]

Can't say I'm familiar with them, but I'll check them out. I was surprised to see that bands like Slayer and Motörhead aren't in. Not my cup of tea genre wise, but as someone who rarely (never) listens to metal I know about both bands/some of their songs, which says something.

The Hall has no respect for anything it views as niche.

And start with Joy Division, which was the original band before the lead singer killed himself. But I don't know how you will feel. They are very dark.

[PancakeBrah]

So dark you'll be SAD, oats. Crying. Wondering why life hard? Because Joy Division :(

[oats]

there's no sadness my unrelenting optimism can't handle. I'll give them the old college try, though. The "darkest" albums I have on my itunes are Moon and Antarctica and Suede's self-titled album. Not sure if those constitute dark.

[Certain]

They count as dark. They don't even compare to Joy Division.

[oats]

well it has been rainy as fuck here lately, so maybe it'll be a conducive atmosphere to get into them tomorrow. you ever listen to The Happy Mondays? I was gonna check them out tomorrow as well - looks like I'll have my day off cut out for me, music-wise.

[Certain]

Those are very different bands in tone, though not really in formative style.

[El Muffin]

Thats certain in his avy

Dnt tell me otherwise

Id like to believe it

[Mr. J]

What do you mean different opponents?
timeless has the fear of god in him he hasn't crawled into.the rabbit hole again has he?

[Frank]

Oats sign up and let me serve you

[PancakeBrah]

Oats sign up and let me serve you

You have no purpose here, jack

[King Ra.]

What do you mean different opponents?
timeless has the fear of god in him he hasn't crawled into.the rabbit hole again has he?

Your match up stays. No worries.

[timeless]

What do you mean different opponents?
timeless has the fear of god in him he hasn't crawled into.the rabbit hole again has he?

Lol what?

collab? That what you said?

[timeless]

timeless Mr. J & Vulgar need to face other opponents.

Shit, lil late to switch up now huh? My fault. Officiallu laid off ass of today, will have a lot more time for this ish after this weekend. Let me handle the next mag. You guys did so much latelyc ill have a lengthy one up by tuesday night est

Lemme get that matchup eith J next week as long as standngs are right, dude got thst hard dick for me and my lack of military type of response to this place.

[King Ra.]

Can you have the mag done by tomorrow night timeless?

[timeless]

Can you have the mag done by tomorrow night timeless?

Hell nah lol I meant next week. Whats good with this weeks? You want to slash it from thr list this week abd put out a certain type of super mg next week?

[King Ra.]

Dedicated to the first champion. You're contributing anything this week in the mag?

[Certain]

I'm writing predictions.

[King Ra.]

Cool. I know Adonis doing reviews & no show shine, which timeless is helping with as well? AmIright?

[Mr. J]

Lemme get that matchup eith J next week as long as standngs are right, dude got thst hard dick for me and my lack of military type of response to this place.

I'd like to note your sexual frustrations towards me
also collabing would be interesting you can take another L if you like


sensitive much?

[Adonis]

timeless King Ra.

I've been working on mag and have a battle, haven't even really begun for formulate a concept. so if Vulgar or Mr. J haven't wrote either we can switch if they'd like.

Or if they have no qualm with facing off again I don't either. Either way, lesson learned, we shall be more diligent in the coming weeks.





@League

1/4 way through regular season

[Adonis]

And to clarify I'm doing the mag right now. Will be complete by tomorrow night guranteed.

If Timeless has the time to do no show-shine great, if not I can as I just got a call and I have the day off tomorrow. But I'll probably be at the beach

oats

Care to contribute to the Mag??

A little article or a back and forth with yours truly? Maybe a prediction for playoff seeding? Anything really, if not, it's cool. We'll still be islanders together. Only my island is the great state of Cali

[King Ra.]

Good looks, sir. Anything I can do?

[oats]

Adonis yeah lmk what you want/need, I'll poke my head around here

[PancakeBrah]

sometimes i listen to joanna newsom and think my life is a lie because i am not currently engaging in coitus with joanna newsom

?

[Vulgar]

Sometimes I wish I was a god.

[Certain]

Is she still with Andy Samberg?

[PancakeBrah]

Sometimes I wish I was a god.

I have much to say about this.

Is she still with Andy Samberg?

Last I checked. Married I believe? I prefer not to think about it.

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM8UBL0M--U

[Split]

My verse this week shall be titled 'Joanna Newsom takes Mandingo'

[Mr. J]

Huh?

[Certain]

Mr. J, Adonis wants to know if you're comfortable facing Vulgar again despite having faced him in Week 2. If you are, then don't worry about it. If you want a switch, he's offering to let you take his spot against Soulstice.

[King Ra.]

The Vulgar/J match is staying.

[asylum]

i am the liquor, randy.

[Mr. J]

Mr. J, Adonis wants to know if you're comfortable facing Vulgar again despite having faced him in Week 2. If you are, then don't worry about it. If you want a switch, he's offering to let you take his spot against Soulstice.

I'm fine with whatever

The Vulgar/J match is staying.

Whoa feisty morsel here

[Adonis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM8UBL0M--U

dope

[Witty]

So tired.

[Mr. J]

Mo fire

[Adonis]

Had a lil BBQ at the crib today right, nothing big, chicken, two types of ASADA, which unless you been to cali you probably have no clue what that really is, hot links ya know?


Well, the neighbor was BBQing too, just one of them days. I offered him some meat and he did the same. He's straight mexican mind you. GAve me a chili too, I eat mad spicey food right? Anyways. I cooked that bitch on the grill and took a little bite.

For about 15 minutes I was in tears, I don't know what that asshole gave me but safe to say, I'll be the asshole in pain later. I didn't even get to eat the damn food cause I filled up on milk and bread trying to cut the spice.

FML kids

[PancakeBrah]

You got got nigga

[sral]

I call you on trying less then 100%

You call me the most shitty mod ever following by no hate


Cool Lars. The troll is in the air and I just don't care. Good talk though

keep my fucking name out your bitch mouth, frodo donis.

[timeless]

Would anyone be interested in a comedy week? Topics would be based on photos and/or quotes but verses must be comedic in some way shape or form... would be kind of a breath of fresh air.

[Certain]

I don't like the idea of forcing people to approach a topic in a specific style. Couldn't the topics be themed on comedy somehow, with everyone free to interpret as they want?

[Soulstice]

Would anyone be interested in a comedy week? Topics would be based on photos and/or quotes but verses must be comedic in some way shape or form... would be kind of a breath of fresh air.

No

[PancakeBrah]

I HATE HUMOROUS SHIT

[Mr. J]

I find the idea funny and funny within a funny isn't funny...its hilarious

[Mr. J]

is it just me...or do I not have a topic?

[Adonis]

keep my fucking name out your bitch mouth, frodo donis.

Have you seen your av lately??

Your life is based off of providing LOLZ on a bandwagon you dumb mother fucker

I will put your name where I damn well please and you can't do shit about it because I'm not a soft and emotional person you can attack and I won't back down. You want to go dosey doo again?

No bitch, you don't. I will follow you around and simply post after you, or have you forgotten that your posts are dumb?

No. Oh, how cute, maybe I should point that out again

Fuckin lame ass queer.


Adonis simple life plan for dummies

1. Get a life
2. grow a pair
3. Don't be lars


You need to work on all of the above bitch

K bye

[asylum]

that pic on vulgar v mrj is sick. lookin forward to those verses.

[asylum]

Would anyone be interested in a comedy week? Topics would be based on photos and/or quotes but verses must be comedic in some way shape or form... would be kind of a breath of fresh air.

im down. would be way out of my comfort zone.

[Adonis]

Comedy week would be weir. Although I love to challenge myself and I'd like to think i can write about anything on any topic, being forced to be humorous just sounds weird to me.



On a somewhat similar topic...

Would anyone be interested in having a short verse week? everyone must write, say, 16 lines or less?

I enjoyed that tourney and look forward to part two. I know certain didn't participate so I assume he wouldn't mind taking a crack at it

[zygote]

"Would anyone be interested in having a short verse week? everyone must write, say, 16 lines or less?

I enjoyed that tourney and look forward to part two. I know certain didn't participate so I assume he wouldn't mind taking a crack at it " -

Being a bit of an aficionado I've formed some clear preferences on what I think are good topics. Certain does it best, you have a big theme that connects all the weekly topics and then each individual match-up is a slight variation on that big theme. (E.g., The dead presidents week - had all the different quotes. The graffiti week produced a lot of surprisingly varied and excellent submissions as well. Even MikeWrecka's infamous 'colored square' week was alright in that sense!) With this method of stimulus allocation you give an option for the writer to focus in on their individual topic or to expand more onto the larger theme.

Also, specifically for picture topics. I'm sure it can be great fun to grab all these fantasy-like pictures from whatever art-school emo with autism and suicidal tendencies deviant-art page you can find, but consider using more normal pictures perhaps? Even if it's just as a change of pace. I mean when you have a picture of a unicorn ridden by some knight atop a castle with a rainbow skull for a face, it kind of limits your options in a way. It's easier to write fantasy stuff if you want to about a normal picture, but it's pretty difficult to write normal stuff about a fantasy picture.

[Certain]

I missed zygote.

[asylum]

I mean when you have a picture of a unicorn ridden by some knight atop a castle with a rainbow skull for a face, it kind of limits your options in a way.

fuck!!! me too, Certain.

[Certain]

Just finished a 15-hour work day. Right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP_MG3kaogU

Can't even think straight enough to pay attention to lyrics.

[PancakeBrah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ6v4xQh5Qo

I think it's impossible to pick a favorite song. 'Gimme Shelter' is usually my default if asked. Usually gives the person asking a frame of reference of some sort.

But if someone pointed a gun to my head and told me to be honest, it'd be 'Zurich is Stained'.

It's just perfect. Sad, short, literate, the guitar, the melody. Perfect.

[Certain]

Yeah, my standard answer is "When the Levee Breaks." But at any given moment it could be something else. "When the Levee Breaks" works because anyone who knows music should know it, but it's not obvious, and it really is an amazing song that I love.

[PancakeBrah]

That was my answer when I was 19. Not trying to be condescending. It's probably the best "rock" song ever.

Well, not really. I really do prefer the Rolling Stones to Zeppelin. And there are a couple Stones songs that are better than Levee. Maybe?

idk

[Certain]

That was my answer when I was 19.

Same for me. I've been recycling the answer for years.

If it really came down to what song I connect emotionally to the most, I don't even know what I'd have to answer. But "When the Levee Breaks" is the go-to because I'm so impressed with it every time. "Lost in the Supermarket" or "Backstreets," maybe?

Two songs that I absolutely love that are kind of weird for someone of my age: J. Geils Band's "Centerfold" and Benny Mardones' "Into the Night." Assuming you know the former, here's the latter (and its spectacularly creepy music video):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWhn0Hc8ps

[PancakeBrah]

Pretty hungover today

[Witty]

Pretty hungover today

I have recently noticed I have started to get quite paranoid when hungover...this is a new development and I'm not sure why it has started happening.

[Mr. J]

Guilt

[Witty]

Perhaps.

[asylum]

Alcohol does it to ypu. Its alcohol paranoia, like the side effects of almost any drug... it's a clinically accepted fact.

Im fucking hungover too.

[Three-Planes-Aligned]

Since alcohol stimulates, amongst other things, the receptors that are geared towards anti-anxiety neurotransmitters it causes, after somewhat long-term use where you drink to the point of intoxication at least semi-regularly, an anxiety-reduction deficiency because it is an 'outer' agent - your brain reconfigures to get used to this supplied liquid courage. Withdrawal from any given drug basically amounts to the opposite of their positive effects (if you're a opiate junkie for example and used to artificial pain reduction, you will become abnormally sensitive during withdrawal).

Psychologically paranoia is anxiety's louder cousin - whereas anxiety is simply fear without any concrete foundation, paranoia is fear that sticks to anything.

[Certain]

Since alcohol stimulates, amongst other things, the receptors that are geared towards anti-anxiety neurotransmitters it causes, after somewhat long-term use where you drink to the point of intoxication at least semi-regularly, an anxiety-reduction deficiency because it is an 'outer' agent - your brain reconfigures to get used to this supplied liquid courage. Withdrawal from any given drug basically amounts to the opposite of their positive effects (if you're a opiate junkie for example and used to artificial pain reduction, you will become abnormally sensitive during withdrawal).

Psychologically paranoia is anxiety's louder cousin - whereas anxiety is simply fear without any concrete foundation, paranoia is fear that sticks to anything.

Your rhyme scheme fell off about three-quarters of the way through.

[big baby]

Since alcohol stimulates, amongst other things, the receptors that are geared towards anti-anxiety neurotransmitters it causes, after somewhat long-term use where you drink to the point of intoxication at least semi-regularly, an anxiety-reduction deficiency because it is an 'outer' agent - your brain reconfigures to get used to this supplied liquid courage. Withdrawal from any given drug basically amounts to the opposite of their positive effects (if you're a opiate junkie for example and used to artificial pain reduction, you will become abnormally sensitive during withdrawal).

Psychologically paranoia is anxiety's louder cousin - whereas anxiety is simply fear without any concrete foundation, paranoia is fear that sticks to anything.

so basically witty gonna die

[Witty]

I think deep down I always knew I would be informed of my imminent death on netcees.

[Soulstice]

im trying to write. my roommate doesnt understand i dont fucking care about his baseball stories. fuck.

[Mr. J]

you win this one Vulgar...next time though.,...

[Mr. J]

You fruits... timeless must be scared of me
first yall want to switch my oppenent
then hide my topic...I won't try this week but Ill have it in

[Witty]

The topic was there the entire time lol

[Mr. J]

You know Witty...you dont have to conform with the other muppet babies
come back to the OM...

[Split]

esqueça tudo que passou

[Adonis]

3 hour warning

dead man Props on waiving penalty, I admire you

Camp Bell Greed @Ceral_Killa Vulgar Mr. J

Witty for the no-show win in the contendership????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????

kannon

Split Props on waiving penalty, I admire you

Mike Wrecka

Certain @Copy Pat = epic battle and the fact you both didn't post two days ago has sorely disrupted the linguists time/space continuum

[Split]

you have a big theme that connects all the weekly topics and then each individual match-up is a slight variation on that big theme. (E.g., The dead presidents week - had all the different quotes. The graffiti week produced a lot of surprisingly varied and excellent submissions as well. Even MikeWrecka's infamous 'colored square' week was alright in that sense!) With this method of stimulus allocation you give an option for the writer to focus in on their individual topic or to expand more onto the larger theme.

Also, specifically for picture topics. I'm sure it can be great fun to grab all these fantasy-like pictures from whatever art-school emo with autism and suicidal tendencies deviant-art page you can find, but consider using more normal pictures perhaps?Even if it's just as a change of pace. I mean when you have a picture of a unicorn ridden by some knight atop a castle with a rainbow skull for a face, it kind of limits your options in a way. It's easier to write fantasy stuff if you want to about a normal picture, but it's pretty difficult to write normal stuff about a fantasy picture.

[Certain]

Certain @Copy Pat = epic battle and the fact you both didn't post two days ago has sorely disrupted the linguists time/space continuum

I haven't posted early since Season 2, except for my battle last season against Vulgar that I knew I'd have no time for that entire week.

[Adonis]

Next week I am choosing topics

for all the flack that every single mod has been given this season I feel like I should give throwback "story-leads" Example.

"you are on a bus, suddenly it stops just after a man begins screaming and pointing"....

or,

"While walking down the street you notice a little girl holding a stick poking a much larger object...."


I don't think you are ready... So I will go more along the lines of classic 80's rock titles, be it album or song or band names


The Weight - The Band
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Beatles
Sympathy For the Devil - Stones of the Rolling Kind
You wear it well - Rod Stewart
Tumbling Dice - Stones

Etc.

I guess this is me asking for approval because I do want this league to succeed while being an enjoyable experience if at all possible by my fellow competitors. In the end, take what you are given and create. This is our goal, is it not?

Split zygote @AOWL

[Adonis]

I haven't posted early since Season 2, except for my battle last season against Vulgar that I knew I'd have no time for that entire week.

I hate your av again

Go back to Easy-E guy

[Mike Wrecka]

Adonis let me guest mod one week and pick topics. It will be glorious

[dead man]

open4votes

can't wait to read everything tomorrow

looking like a great week.

[dead man]

a bit disappointed at Split / PancakeBrah not even having checked in

:/

[Split]

We checked in. Someone deleted

[dead man]

tyrannical modship recognized

say no to martiaowl law

[Split]

PancakeBrah and I discussed at length how we both had a 90% chance of no-showing. I, personally, may or may not have very strong feelings about the quality of my topic, and these feelings may or may not have played a crucial role in the relative quality of my resulting verse.

Just a disclaimer/ apology to PancakeBrah if he shows with a verse he spent hours crafting, since i can feel Pinot Grij judging me as a person from here

[Certain]

zygote, I feel like you might have plagiarized that quote in Split's signature from my Season 3 championship verse.

[Witty]

I wrote about a turtle.

[timeless]

I wrote about a pelican dolphin raping me.

[PancakeBrah]

I went to sleep at 6 PM last night and just woke up (7 am).

I apologize to the league. I need to get my shit together you guys. This league needs a Pancake.

I'll vote on stuff as penance.

[Dominate]

I really was hoping Split or Pancake would write a satirical Twilight-esque story about two teenage werewolves being madly in love but then one of them has to go to a werewolf census in his hometown so there's a teary goodbye on the train station... or something.

[King Ra.]

Please, No Twilight verses.

[Certain]

I really was hoping Split or Pancake would write a satirical Twilight-esque story about two teenage werewolves being madly in love but then one of them has to go to a werewolf census in his hometown so there's a teary goodbye on the train station... or something.

That would have been great.

[Witty]

My sister owed me £40, only gave me £20.

Told her I hate her hair.

[Certain]

I updated records from last week, if you're wondering why yours changed.

[Witty]

I tend not to look at my record as it is an unwelcome reminder of how often I have no showed and it makes me feel guilty.

Thanks though.

[Certain]

I tend not to look at my record as it is an unwelcome reminder of how often I have no showed and it makes me feel guilty.

Thanks though.

In Art of Writing League battles, you're 8-3 when you show. But you've no-showed nine times.

[Certain]

Adonis, the spreadsheet has been put on Google Drive and e-mailed to you for access. Nothing bad can happen to it now.

[Witty]

In Art of Writing League battles, you're 8-3 when you show. But you've no-showed nine times.

Lol now I'm depressed.

[La PancakeSis]

Split, you promised to keep us a secret!

[~RustyGunZ~]

No way that's pans sister

[Eŋg]

Adonis, the spreadsheet has been put on Google Drive and e-mailed to you for access. Nothing bad can happen to it now.

is that a young Kate Bush?

her tits look familiar.

[Certain]

is that a young Kate Bush?

her tits look familiar.

Yes.

[Mike Wrecka]

I wrote about a turtle.

FYI i really enjoyed that verse. We'll done sir

[PancakeBrah]

Mike why do you insist on being such a cunt?

[Soulstice]

Pancake what do you drink?

[PancakeBrah]

Cheap whiskey and hefferweizens

[Mike Wrecka]

Calling a guy a cunt ? How British of U pancake


I am disappoint

[Soulstice]

Cheap whiskey and hefferweizens

Raising a glass of old thompsons from the east coast

[Mr. J]

Vulgar :(

[Mr. J]

Vulgar :(

[PancakeBrah]

Raising a glass of old thompsons from the east coast

Knob Creek here.

Respect.

[Adonis]

Adonis, the spreadsheet has been put on Google Drive and e-mailed to you for access. Nothing bad can happen to it now.

Righteous news

I feel like a lame being excited about that, but meh

[Certain]

Righteous news

I feel like a lame being excited about that, but meh

I'll keep it up to date all season.

[Split]

Cheap whiskey and hefferweizens

Fucking repped

[Split]

Lol. Good to know Namix has made me red.

[PancakeBrah]

i got you, obviously.

aint nobody in Untitled going without max rep.

[Split]

Did someone remove Masaii's recharge cap? This is unprecedented

[Certain]

Did someone remove Masaii's recharge cap? This is unprecedented

No, he's been spreading his reputation at an absurd rate.

[Adonis]

Lol. Good to know Namix has made me red.

I'm down to have you pick topics. i liked my idea this week.

But if you PM me your theme We might can make that work

i gotta set up matches according to contenders/Possible Conternders though

And I need you to actually write some solid motherfucking words

I miss that shit.

Chow

[PancakeBrah]

No, he's been spreading his reputation at an absurd rate.

No.


Knuck changed his recharge from 10 to 100. He can neg at will.

[Split]

itsalloverfolks.wav

[Adonis]

Three-Planes-Aligned

Rumble Johnson vs. Phil Davis

thoughts and who wins?

I thought Texiera was the next ticket, but two losses in a row will drop you bellow the mendoza line

[Three-Planes-Aligned]

That fight has already happened and Rumble beat the brakes off of Davis

[Certain]

Rumble Johnson seems like an out-and-out terrible person away from the ring and undisciplined jackass when it comes to training for it. But he's become a monster inside the ring and might be Jon Jones' only real threat.

[Three-Planes-Aligned]

I think ol' telescope arms owns Rumble thoroughly - and as was hinted at he has an unhealthy penchant for domestic abuse.

[Witty]

FYI i really enjoyed that verse. We'll done sir

Thanks man, I'm happier with it than my two other verses combined.

[asylum]

whoever u guys were talking about does not like green day. i have learned this much.

[kannon]

Adonis or timeless or King Ra. or whoever is doing topics.

might I suggest a week of Pascal Campion topics. I feel like his work is simple, yet always kind of leaves something open to build a story on.

http://pascalcampion.deviantart.com/gallery/

Some examples could be:
http://fireballtim.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/012-awesome-illustrations-pascal-campion.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/222/0/4/my_man_by_pascalcampion-d4635ec.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/232/d/3/At_Night_by_PascalCampion.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/237/0/b/A_VERY_hot_day_by_PascalCampion.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hI82Qlu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0uGM9ph.jpg

[asylum]

^i am definitely up for a week of that.

[asylum]

man. yall freestyle or what? we gotta get a weekly cypher going. no writtens.

[Witty]

man. yall freestyle or what? we gotta get a weekly cypher going. no writtens.

I can freestyle better than anyone on NC.

True story.

My brain thinks in rhyme.

[asylum]

i would like for you to prove this. tinychat might work.............
a friend and myself were working on an idea a few years ago, where a user would upload a few beats and create a room where they would play, and each user would have their mics activated after a minute or so... but we ran into a problem with coding, fought, and never did anything with it.

[Adonis]

*Disclaimer*

Donis just got home and won't have time for complete votes

[Certain]

Run The Jewels 2 isn't good. If you don't believe me, listen here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd1dTrFdZkA

[Adonis]

I hate that shit cert

Killer Mike is dope lyrically and flow-wise always though

My free's destroy that beat though

[CopyPat]

this is way late but yeah i would be SUPER down for some sort of different type of round like comedy or short verse etc.

pic-quote-pic gets boring, no?? newb to the league so not sure how these things Really work but i think the more diverse the challenge is, the more fun the writers and voters will have and result in better verses and matches.

Wholeheartedly down for any fresh idea that comes up. too many pics i feel. GOTTA be some other things we can try. maybe do a one word topic one week?? or a story another week? like you give us the parameters of a story and we have to write it within them.. idunno. Give us an opening line that we have to use to start our verse? or an ending line? or just a line we have to use anywhere in the verse... maybe give us like 10-15words one week that we have to use in the verse? with or without a topic? could even make a fairly short limit on the lines to really make it interesting.

sorry don't really have any great ideas at the moment but i def think we should switch it up a little. count my vote for ANY new idea

[Certain]

I used story leads last season.

[CopyPat]

maybe a .gif week? lol

[Certain]

oats, I've won eight in a row.

[Adonis]

Gif week has potnetial

And OU used story lead last season certain????

hate to poke a bubble but....that is the original topic and you did not story lead properly, you gave slack or lee way, and too much at that. dooley noted none the less

[Certain]

I thought giving choices was the best way to implement story leads because they are so restrictive.

[Adonis]

I thought giving choices was the best way to implement story leads because they are so restrictive.

The basics always are.

And if you can not improve on the eric sermon days then why live in the Little Wayne days?

Just an example

[Dominate]

zygote Three-Planes-Aligned

are one of you guys going to vote on the kannon/buddha match?

I feel a little douchey casting a decisive, tiebreaker vote bc I'm kinda newbish... but I'll do it if neither of you are going to vote on it.

[Dominate]

this is way late but yeah i would be SUPER down for some sort of different type of round like comedy or short verse etc.

pic-quote-pic gets boring, no?? newb to the league so not sure how these things Really work but i think the more diverse the challenge is, the more fun the writers and voters will have and result in better verses and matches.

Wholeheartedly down for any fresh idea that comes up. too many pics i feel. GOTTA be some other things we can try. maybe do a one word topic one week?? or a story another week? like you give us the parameters of a story and we have to write it within them.. idunno. Give us an opening line that we have to use to start our verse? or an ending line? or just a line we have to use anywhere in the verse... maybe give us like 10-15words one week that we have to use in the verse? with or without a topic? could even make a fairly short limit on the lines to really make it interesting.

sorry don't really have any great ideas at the moment but i def think we should switch it up a little. count my vote for ANY new idea

this

[Adonis]

zygote Three-Planes-Aligned

are one of you guys going to vote on the kannon/buddha match?

I feel a little douchey casting a decisive, tiebreaker vote bc I'm kinda newbish... but I'll do it if neither of you are going to vote on it.

its all you

[Dominate]

its all you

alright. I'm on it. gimme 20mins or so.

[CopyPat]

what about a write backwards week. like a scenario or outcome is provided and we have to write how it got there, Tarantino style? lol, might be a tad ambitious but could also be crazy. just trying to think of different shit we could do. cause right now:

pic - quote - pic - OOHHH choose pic OR quote!!!!! ahahaha

King Ra. timeless Adonis Certain

i do like my topic this week though