BA week 2 - Sharp vs Packed graves (PIC BATTLE) - sharp wins

[Defiant]

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Sharp Packed Graves

[Sharp]

as opposed to the out of date pics I'm known for posting?

[Packed Graves]

...?

Didn't realize you posted a pic, il have mine up shortly.


Here is my pic Sharp.

[Sharp]

http://netcees.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=278&d=1414591082

your proportions normal? thats a logical fallacy
that aint just space between your eyebrows, its the whole andromeda galaxy
when it comes to facial features you're doing poor, son
that nose so swole it knows cake from bodybuilding forums
the size n redness of that schnozz is just fuckin funny bro
how you hangin out with two dwarfs but you the one with Grumpy's nose?
your fam's a joke. those some messed up frail kids
you reap what you sow...
so it looks like your seed came from a bag of 7-11 trail mix
I seen shitty tats, but those were definitely done by a beginner
the way that Inkjet all over your skin you coulda just stuck your arm in a printer

[Packed Graves]

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that face atrocious, dress code shitty & your one helluva bitch
your nose sticks out so far, I wouldn't be surprised if it was an umbrella for lips
thought I'd leave the shnazz alone & not focus on that hoe
it's gotten so fucking huge, that it's literally starting to grow its own shadow
I bang hoes on the first night & never call- I'm not letting it hide
that means I play the field for pussy, you just wear shirts that show your feminine side
Sharp can't hack it in the streets, time to teach you a lesson
the only ones that are fearing this nerd, are new employees in the computer section
been punk'd ya whole life an moms.. people pass the hooker
your bars are so Shaggy & you look like he had a gay son with Asthon Kutcher

[Sharp]

http://netcees.co/showpost.php?p=430381&postcount=11
http://netcees.co/showpost.php?p=429669&postcount=11

[Blanco Bishop]

This was dope.

I got grumpy, inkjet n swolle
Vs
Shadow, umbrella, play the field, shaggy

Sharp was nice but i think pgs misses were a little better. Got this going to pg with a little bit more direct attacks n harshness.

V pg

[En Sabah Nur]

your proportions normal? thats a logical fallacy
that aint just space between your eyebrows, its the whole andromeda galaxy
when it comes to facial features you're doing poor, son
that nose so swole it knows cake from bodybuilding forums
I seen shitty tats, but those were definitely done by a beginner
the way that Inkjet all over your skin you coulda just stuck your arm in a printer


vs

I bang hoes on the first night & never call- I'm not letting it hide
that means I play the field for pussy, you just wear shirts that show your feminine side
Sharp can't hack it in the streets, time to teach you a lesson
the only ones that are fearing this nerd, are new employees in the computer section
been punk'd ya whole life an moms.. people pass the hooker
your bars are so Shaggy & you look like he had a gay son with Asthon Kutcher


funny shit on both sides

sharp kind of died down near the end but picked it back up to close it out

packed started out slow but had momentum landing 3 straight bars to finish

those consecutive bars helped elevate packed over sharp

mvgt packed graves

[~RustyGunZ~]

your proportions normal? thats a logical fallacy
that aint just space between your eyebrows, its the whole andromeda galaxy
the size n redness of that schnozz is just fuckin funny bro
how you hangin out with two dwarfs but you the one with Grumpy's nose?
your fam's a joke. those some messed up frail kids
you reap what you sow...
so it looks like your seed came from a bag of 7-11 trail mix

inkjet was eh and swollen was bland

vs

I bang hoes on the first night & never call- I'm not letting it hide
that means I play the field for pussy, you just wear shirts that show your feminine side
been punk'd ya whole life an moms.. people pass the hooker
your bars are so Shaggy & you look like he had a gay son with Asthon Kutcher

umbrella was dumb. a lip umbrella isn't a thing. shadow was really simple. feminine side wasn't great but i'll give it to you.nerd line had 0 creativity. closer was your only good punch.

v/sharp

PG needs to start making real punches. he's just rhyming LLB roast jokes for the most part.

[Defiant]

that face atrocious, dress code shitty & your one helluva bitch
your nose sticks out so far, I wouldn't be surprised if it was an umbrella for lips
I bang hoes on the first night & never call- I'm not letting it hide
that means I play the field for pussy, you just wear shirts that show your feminine side

Vs

your proportions normal? thats a logical fallacy
that aint just space between your eyebrows, its the whole andromeda galaxy
the size n redness of that schnozz is just fuckin funny bro
how you hangin out with two dwarfs but you the one with Grumpy's nose?



Close I got it even in quotes, I thought sharp was a tad more consistent tho and his misses we're slightly better than PGs


Vote sharp

[Red Soldier]

Galaxy, grumpy nose, inkjet

Vs

Umbrella, feminine side

Both were pretty entertaining but in taking Sharp for the funnier material.

V/Sharp

[Joe Metts]

Swole and grumpys nose leaned me. Rest was aiight.


None of pgs shit hit for me. Some cool idea that weren't executed well. Can tell dude might be a problem in the future tho.Sharp got him here tho.


V/ Sharp

[Certain]

Sharp: I liked the opener and the closer and the bodybuilding line. The two lines about his kids could have been harsher. I feel like there was a lot of uncovered ground with that. Most of your lines were at least decent, though.

Packed Graves: Everything of any mass has its own shadow. That's an Internet T-shirt, not a feminine one. (I get the pussycat attempt, but the wording botched it.) And he doesn't look like Ashton Kutcher or Shaggy (from Scooby Doo or the singer). He looks a little like Justin Long. The computer section line had some potential, but that's it.

Vote: Sharp