Week 6 Chat & Predictions.

[King Ra.]

AOWL CHAMPIONSHIP: Certain (5-0) vs Mr. J (4-1)
AOWL CONTENDER: NYCSPITZ (4-1) vs CopyPat (4-1)
Defiant (3-1) vs Dominate (2-0)
timeless (3-2) vs dead man (3-2)
Witty (3-1) vs Unborn Buddha (3-1)
Dove Dozer (3-1) vs Vulgar (2-2)
zygote (1-1) vs Soulstice (2-2)
Greed (2-3) vs kannon (2-3)
Three-Planes-Aligned (2-2) vs asylum (1-3)
Vividlyvague (0-0) vs Athiest (0-0)
Zen (0-0) vs Storyteller (0-0)


Welcome to Week 6, gentlemen. This is our transition week. Due to the short time between now & the deadline, you will notice that the verse maximum limit is set down to 16 max. I have some things in the works which will begin after this transition week, so once again, bear with me. Magazine will not be so in-depth- the mid season magazine will make up for that Week 7. Topics are not yet edited in, due to the limited time I have this morning (going to work). They will be edited in either by myself this afternoon, or maybe Certain/@Adonis. This week will be quotes. For now, prepare. You will be tagged in your match up once a topic is edited in. Thanks.

[Dove Dozer]

good luck this week everyone.

[timeless]

Copy is in another contenders? Just lost to certain two weeks ago.

[Dominate]

Certain (5-0) vs Mr. J (4-1) - both dope but Certain is too consistently so to predict against
NYCSPITZ (4-1) vs CopyPat (4-1) - super close, can't call it... will depend on topic and motivation
Defiant (3-1) vs Dominate (2-0) - g/l
timeless (3-2) vs dead man (3-2) - not super familiar with timeless but dead man is hard to beat
Witty (3-1) vs Unborn Buddha (3-1) - more polished/experienced/focussed
Dove Dozer (3-1) vs Vulgar (2-2) - Vulgar is sick. Dozer is as well, but havent seen a fleshed out verse from him yet.
zygote (1-1) vs Soulstice (2-2) - another one that's too close to call and will depend on the topic and the writers' motivation
Greed (2-3) vs kannon (2-3) - Greed showed a lot of improvement last week but I think kannon will still have him outclassed
Three-Planes-Aligned (2-2) vs asylum (1-3) - only seen the one verse from asylum which looked to have been written kinda quickly, he might be dope but I don't know. 3pa IS dope.
Vividlyvague (0-0) vs Athiest (0-0) - haven't heard of athiest. Have heard of VV, think I've read some of his verses even...can't recall but I associate the name with good writing.
Zen (0-0) vs Storyteller (0-0) - no idea really. Think I've heard of Zen so maybe he's the more experienced of the two.

[Zen]

Ra, you told you'd put me in the champ's match. Wtf man?

This league is booty.

[Dove Dozer]

im bringing my A game this week

[King Ra.]

Lmfao Zen. You sleeeep, son. timeless there wasn't anyone else who qualified. The ones who could have been there lost.

[Soulstice]

Is the topic not posted yet or is my phone being dumb

[Mr. J]

I dont feel comfortable giving Certain the L on short verse week

[Dove Dozer]

topics would be nice.

[Mr. J]

Topic: These Jingle Bells

[Certain]

I'll edit in topics.

[Dove Dozer]

thank you Certain

[kannon]

I definitely didn't understand last weeks due dates. Verses are usually due thursdays, so I thought the 24 hour extension was for friday (halloween). which is why a shitfaced nick jones came home at 11:30 on halloween and wrote a shitty no show verse. and then the threads stayed open for another 24 hours :/

Oh well. I'll write tomorrow for this week. make sure I get it in early.

[Certain]

King Ra., I can write some form of magazine article if you require it.

[Certain]

For anyone interested, I went through and stickied magazines from each season in the archive forums.

[Certain]

I dont feel comfortable giving Certain the L on short verse week

You're one of two people I've lost to in a topical battle here and have never beaten. (zygote is the other, and both were in championship matches.)

[Mr. J]

You're one of two people I've lost to in a topical battle here and have never beaten. (zygote is the other, and both were in championship matches.)

Tides can change and the moon may shine on you

[timeless]

You're one of two people I've lost to in a topical battle here and have never beaten. (zygote is the other, and both were in championship matches.)

Ive beaten you in aowl. BA dont count so therefore u havent beaten me fool

[Mr. J]

The mouse made it out its hole


cute

[King Ra.]

Lmao.

[Certain]

Ive beaten you in aowl. BA dont count so therefore u havent beaten me fool

Everything counts.

[Mr. J]

Even if his stats don't add up

[Cereal_Killa]

AOWL CHAMPIONSHIP: Certain (5-0) vs Mr. J (4-1) : certain does alright..

AOWL CONTENDER: NYCSPITZ (4-1) vs CopyPat (4-1) : I don't really knows but he/she sounds aite..

Defiant (3-1) vs Dominate (2-0) : good looks

timeless (3-2) vs dead man (3-2) :timeless this lad

Witty (3-1) vs Unborn Buddha (3-1) :the fox did it..

Dove Dozer (3-1) vs Vulgar (2-2) : woot woot..

zygote (1-1) vs Soulstihce (2-2) : zygote is a champion..

Greed (2-3) vs kannon (2-3) : kannon GL sir


The last three are all insane battles..
Should be a brilliant week..

Three-Planes-Aligned (2-2) vs asylum (1-3)
Vividlyvague (0-0) vs Athiest (0-0)
Zen (0-0) vs Storyteller (0-0)

[e11even]

did anyone pour out liquor in my memory? just curious.

[Certain]

did anyone pour out liquor in my memory? just curious.

No. I dug a grave, printed out your verses, buried them and then spat on it.

[e11even]

No. I dug a grave, printed out your verses, buried them and then spat on it.

legit. you always were a gentleman after my own heart.

[King Ra.]

Hell nahhh.

[King Ra.]

Certain send me what you have when you're through. Magazine will be up early morning.

[Certain]

Certain send me what you have when you're through. Magazine will be up early morning.

I sent you the Soulstice interview and now am working on battle reviews and your no-show shine.

[Certain]

NYCSPITZ (4-1) vs CopyPat (4-1)
Both of these fools were bounced in Round 1 of the Short-Verse Topical Tournament, so they have something to prove. Also both of these guys are on a roll this season aside from losing to me. They both would love another shot. I'm saying NYCSPITZ comes with something better-built for the format this time.

Defiant (3-1) vs Dominate (2-0)
Dominate has really impressed me with his two verses, and his style fits well within the short-verse format. Defiant has coasted to a 3-1 record. Winner by all means should get a spot in the contender match next week.

timeless (3-2) vs dead man (3-2)
I think dead man is the ideal writer for this format. timeless will need to be very creative.

Witty (3-1) vs Unborn Buddha (3-1)
Witty's Unpredictable, Talented And Naturally Gay.

Dove Dozer (3-1) vs Vulgar (2-2)
I gave them a solider theme. This battle should be great fun. If I recall correctly, they finished first and second in one Write Week, which also had 16-line limits.

zygote (1-1) vs Soulstice (2-2)
Has zygote ever lost twice in a row? I could find no such instance.

Greed (2-3) vs kannon (2-3)
This battle could be pretty interesting if Greed keeps developing.

Three-Planes-Aligned (2-2) vs asylum (1-3)
The rematch probably will play out similarly to the first meeting this season.

Vividlyvague (0-0) vs Atheist (0-0)
Atheist can be pretty damn lazy, so the short-verse format helps him. Vividlyvague's best verses have often been his shorter ones, though.

Zen (0-0) vs Storyteller (0-0)
Rhymes on rhymes on rhymes.

[King Ra.]

Appreciate the assist, Certain.

[Witty]

Gayness is indeed in my nature.

I'm glad it's evident.

[Zen]

I'm not rhyming at all this week.

[Mr. J]

I'm not rhyming at all this week.

http://i.imgur.com/OLyGGZH.gif

[Zen]

If it did, I'd never rhyme.

[Mr. J]

Touche

[Witty]

I don't think UnbornBuddha is going to show :(

Pre-emptive replacement if no check in by midnight?

Maybe that is unfair, I dunno...I just don't want a no show win :(

[Certain]

I don't think UnbornBuddha is going to show :(

Pre-emptive replacement if no check in by midnight?

Maybe that is unfair, I dunno...I just don't want a no show win :(

He never checks in.

[Witty]

He never checks in.

I did not know that.

All is well with the world.

[Dove Dozer]

sorry for my no show with our week witty, bad timing for military stuff at the time. i hope to be matched with you again soon.

[King Ra.]

Nah, son.

[Witty]

sorry for my no show with our week witty, bad timing for military stuff at the time. i hope to be matched with you again soon.

It's cool bro, no need to apologize.

We can still work on that idea if you want, hit me up when you have time.

[Certain]

UnbornBuddha, my bad. You're correct.

[UnbornBuddha]

No offense taken, all is good. Good luck continuing the perpetuation of your winning streak.

[Spoken]

Zen u dropping bruh

[Zen]

Zen u dropping bruh

I've got a break today so I'll try and jot down ten lines.

[Spoken]

Ok sounds good man

[timeless]

Anyone know where I can stream nba games tonight?

[Certain]

Anyone know where I can stream nba games tonight?

First-Row Sports is your best bet for an illegal feed.

[timeless]

Thanks Certain

Need to watch sixers beat the bulls tonight. Drink up

[King Ra.]

Lmao @ illegal.

[Certain]

Well, the best way to watch it would be ponying up for NBA League Pass.

[timeless]

Got to do what you got to do to survive

Or something like that.

[Spoken]

Pls. Not a no show

[Certain]

League Pass is too expensive and too glitchy to be worth it for most people.

[timeless]

Had it for three months last year, all but two if maybe three games were blacked out.

[Certain]

Oh, yeah, if you're in the Chicago area, you can't watch Bulls home games. And that's ridiculous. There's a lot of talk about changing that policy soon.

[Spoken]

*sigh*

[Zen]

Currently debating no showing so Storyteller will cry himself to sleep tonight.

[Spoken]

Lol.. man just make sure to drop ain't no crying... just wasted time is all

[Zen]

Yeah, we're not wasting time at all. The image I have of you in my head crying about me not posting is much better so I'll keep believing that's the true one.

[Spoken]

Lol

[Mr. J]

About time Certain

[e11even]

Im officially a lightweight. But it feels good.

[Mr. J]

Lightweights don't write 300 line verses for a 64 line limit though

[King Ra.]

Tick.... tock.... tick.... tock....

[Dominate]

Defiant you got a verse coming or what bro?

If so I'm cool with King Ra giving you a little leeway on the deadline.

[Greed]

Let me an kannon get that open I got a verse too

[King Ra.]

I figured Def was dropping Dominate. Greed I'll reopen since kannon also said he was dropping. Two hours for you guys to post though.

[Defiant]

My verses been done my wifi stopped in my house and ive waiting for it to come back

im gonna have to write it all out on my phone

[Dominate]

That sucks. Can't you do data tethering with your phone?

[Defiant]

I'm not sure this phones a piece of shit
I'm in oz just using this phone to get me around


I typed it all out again anyway it's cool
good luck your verse was dope

[King Ra.]

Preciate it, sir.

[Witty]

Impressive turnout this week, only 2 no shows...is that a record?

[Dominate]

And everybody that showed put some effort into their verse, too.

[Certain]

So for Thanksgiving, what's the plan, King Ra.?

[asylum]

my bad @3pa. my schedules fucked.

[Spoken]

Thanks Mr. J Dominate timeless for the votes I'll take the criticism in for next week's match for sure.

Just to clarify it's a story of my daughter being born brosephs and it was that hard to tell but it's just me being too abstraction and vague... that's always been my issue with writing

[King Ra.]

Certain probably the week off. I doubt anybody will really have the time to drop nor vote. I'll see.

[Certain]

Certain probably the week off. I doubt anybody will really have the time to drop nor vote. I'll see.

True.

[Certain]

Emotionally

Not buying it.

[Witty]

HEY CERTAIN FUCK YOU MAN.

FUCK YOU.

[Certain]

What?

[Witty]

I dunno.

<3

[King Ra.]

Lmfao.

[zygote]

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[King Ra.]

HAH.

[King Ra.]

New matches will be up in a bit.

[Certain]

oats, sign in or you won't make the playoffs.