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SiK
08-15-2013, 08:46 PM
Not sure if this has been done.

But whats the dopest bar on the net you can remember seeing and who dropped it

Hush
08-15-2013, 09:00 PM
Calfskin

Badweather
08-15-2013, 09:10 PM
Noodle...

Everything's he's ever written

oats
08-15-2013, 09:41 PM
tie between:

you woke the beast up weak fuck!,i fell back i was saught of chillin.
but u wack like orderd killings...i saw ur style & gota very orc-ward feelin.

you the fool for puttin a ring on her..that sluts a jay lover.
and after this tourney she gauntlet IV of my niggas run a train on her.


both by marv j. in the same battle. legend.

Neighbor
08-15-2013, 09:42 PM
R.I.P. Marv J

Split
08-15-2013, 09:48 PM
Eisenhower face

Meth
08-15-2013, 09:58 PM
Prolly not the best.

Still for me the most memorable is hens 3 slashes on the can like monster energy line from SC IV FINALS.

StarFaggot
08-15-2013, 11:13 PM
Jayson Fresh had a bar like

you cry so much that when you look at your nitelite you see a rainbow..

this is sort of related but this guy named Wasta who's in the archives was dope

God Of War
08-15-2013, 11:13 PM
i remember hens had a bar about

youre not progessive cuz your bars is commercial with an ugly flo


some shit to that area

but it was fucking raw

Diode
08-15-2013, 11:14 PM
Calfskin

http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.network54.com%2FForum%2 F20636%2Fthread%2F1295408871%2Flast-1321680880%2FURBAN%2BESKIMO%2BON%2BB-BOYS%2BSUCK%2BSTEAL%2BRHYMES%2BFROM%2BBLACK%2BFOLK S

you're welcome

Split
08-15-2013, 11:15 PM
http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/redirect-to/?redirect=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.network54.com%2FForum%2 F20636%2Fthread%2F1295408871%2Flast-1321680880%2FURBAN%2BESKIMO%2BON%2BB-BOYS%2BSUCK%2BSTEAL%2BRHYMES%2BFROM%2BBLACK%2BFOLK S

you're welcome

That is by far the most hideous website i have ever seen

Diode
08-15-2013, 11:16 PM
lol i guess vbseo makes all links on my board route through my board now

that is not pr just for the record

but word this is apparently where rhymebad/calfskin/mantis mania came from

Split
08-15-2013, 11:21 PM
lol i guess vbseo makes all links on my board route through my board now

that is not pr just for the record

but word this is apparently where rhymebad/calfskin/mantis mania came from

Is this him
http://rapmusic.com/threads/diss-to-chase-murda-2.1358177/

Diode
08-15-2013, 11:22 PM
definitely

hahahahahahaha awesome

i heard he was there

Split
08-15-2013, 11:27 PM
Lollllll. The young gawd wrote me my own diss piece

http://rapmusic.com/threads/my-rhymes-are-design-to-uplift-plans-and-withstand-the-criticism.1352268/

bagglad
Member
Joined:Oct 4, 2005
Messages:699
SPLIT EIGHT you’re a legit fake with 47 posts
Can’t holler script yet wanna a scholarship boasts
About your rhymes yet to see one you kinda dumb
My rhymes have style in it but you run your mouth
A mile a minute and say not one thing a Mickey Mouse
Random you here should abandon your career clown
I got a tight team but your light don’t gleam your town
I deal with strife and real life imitates art I eliminates
Farts like you, this fool sprinkle lies got many snakes
In your grass wear wrinkle disguise don’t twinkle in
My eyes, where your rhymes at fool? Drop one begin
Why do this odd lame call god’s name in vain? Can’t win
Because now-a-days you somehow sways to stupidity
bagglad, Apr 29, 2013 #5


Some other gems

http://rapmusic.com/threads/one-dude-woke-up-mind-broke-up-bad-dream-and-need-mad-steam.1341986/

http://rapmusic.com/threads/crawling-in-garbage-then-drawing-on-the-knowledge-of-hip-hop.1347797/

Whatever happened to 2triple0

Diode
08-15-2013, 11:29 PM
he was on pr for a minute havent seen him in forever

StarFaggot
08-15-2013, 11:32 PM
Split wasup man. Acknowledge me.

Split
08-15-2013, 11:35 PM
whats poppin GOAT?

StarFaggot
08-15-2013, 11:41 PM
Not much I just noticed you've never acknowledged my existence. You must be an OM cat.

Line by Dominate I liked back in 2003:

Your text is wrung with dreadful puns
Your lines don't work like your mom's contraception-SON

PancakeBrah
08-15-2013, 11:56 PM
MY GATSBY GREAT, WHEREAS ANY GUN YOU HOLD BE NOVEL AT BEST

lol jk

Neighbor
08-16-2013, 12:45 AM
MY GATSBY GREAT, WHEREAS ANY GUN YOU HOLD BE NOVEL AT BEST

lol jk

Didn't I write that?

PancakeBrah
08-16-2013, 12:46 AM
yeah. i clicked random nbl links back in the day. i was just trollin tho.

Neighbor
08-16-2013, 12:48 AM
lol

Maximus
08-16-2013, 03:24 AM
There are so many, cant remember all..

Dominate
08-17-2013, 01:43 AM
This is why we need a battle/battle verse HoF

Sn00p
08-17-2013, 06:19 AM
tbh, jayson fresh had some of the most memorable bars. some of his i just can't get outta my mind. i can't find the exact wording on 'em tho, so i can't quote 'em here. other than that, hens definitely had some i remember. also bey. and of course old classics. like rudge1. res. etc. man, i'd quote 'em all here, but the old nc is gone. :(

Spoken
08-17-2013, 06:34 AM
Jayson fresh
Neighbor
Hush
Aero
GoW
Bags
Nika
Calefication
BTK
Hens
Walker


Just some names I have read that dropped something that caugh my attention with the wow factor ....

Certain
08-17-2013, 06:37 AM
I was looking through your Hall of Famers, and Lefty really impressed me. I read a couple of his verses from the Legacy tournament. It seems as though these days no one (here, at least) tries to have a cohesive battle verse that feels like a whole instead of a scrambled mess of punchlines. That was an important factor back when I last battled, though that's been seven or eight years.

Xnub
08-17-2013, 08:01 AM
Namix had some ill 1 liners that wow'd me....

a 10-2 your skill was dope.

Resin.

Resin.....

Spoken
08-17-2013, 09:10 AM
Resin... Ahhhh....

And yeah lefty whoooo

Geno
08-17-2013, 09:23 AM
One the iillest shits I've ever heard/seen is..

Your girl a dirty slut with jokes, and she hungry as hell
She writes ef-you-en on my dick, and pokes fun at herself

God Of War
08-17-2013, 09:25 AM
One the iillest shits I've ever heard/seen is..

Your girl a dirty slut with jokes, and she hungry as hell
She writes ef-you-en on my dick, and pokes fun at herself

3who said that

BWHAHA
08-17-2013, 04:00 PM
all suck imo

BWHAHA
08-17-2013, 04:01 PM
jk

Geno
08-17-2013, 04:02 PM
God Of War

Vakill said it, forget the name of the track. Dude is sick though

The settup may have been a little different. But whatever it was it fed into the punch just as dope if not better. Sick bar imo. He gots a lot of ill tracks. Peep him on youtube

dull boy
08-17-2013, 04:07 PM
Body you with 5 lines/drawing stick figures, is my fav.

Down right fierce.

I've heard so many I can't even remember. I haven't seen one that impressed me in a long time.

namix
08-17-2013, 04:19 PM
a throwback from muh hommie which i eventually saw on 4 sites from 2 dif people lol:

"your girl is varsity with my dick, and i letter jacket"

~ Fracture (x1), t~r~e (x1), contradiction (x2)

lol

Wise Wiggles
08-17-2013, 04:26 PM
Body you with 5 lines/drawing stick figures, is my fav.

Down right fierce.

I've heard so many I can't even remember. I haven't seen one that impressed me in a long time.

That one was dope dude

And yeah that vakill line is off the darkest cloud album, I know that..

Besides that.. Lookup old upn, rm, bboys or whatever else website ppl was at during 03-08?

oats
08-17-2013, 05:02 PM
Hens had one against me that I cracked up at:

Only time you go from one pussy to another is when you're starting conversations with your friends

Something like that. Anyway, thought it was funny. I tend to remember comedy bars more.

Maximus
08-17-2013, 06:20 PM
Stikt's recent escalator/stares line was dope af too..

john hensley
08-17-2013, 06:27 PM
'' let's talk about my win percentage since you brought it up ''

rudge


always one of my favs,

and also '' U seeded 3? must be jokin me yo/ I'm pointin at ya number and rollin like a rotary phone ''

also rudge

john hensley
08-17-2013, 06:30 PM
tang aka i.deal had one i just remembered

somethin like,

U ain't a gangster I let them thangs go
U cry urself to sleep so much ya nightlight projects a rainbow

Meth
08-17-2013, 06:31 PM
tang aka i.deal had one i just remembered

somethin like,

U ain't a gangster I let them thangs go
U cry urself to sleep so much ya nightlight projects a rainbow
Someone had that on the first page as well I think

john hensley
08-17-2013, 06:32 PM
lmao just saw that..

aero, if jayson fresh said that you just found out he was a biter

Wise Wiggles
08-17-2013, 06:39 PM
lolllllll

lets blaze john

Certain
08-17-2013, 06:56 PM
'' let's talk about my win percentage since you brought it up ''

rudge


always one of my favs,

and also '' U seeded 3? must be jokin me yo/ I'm pointin at ya number and rollin like a rotary phone ''

also rudge

I remember the second now that you say it. But the first is fire. What battle is that from?

Sn00p
08-17-2013, 07:08 PM
'' let's talk about my win percentage since you brought it up ''

rudge


always one of my favs,

and also '' U seeded 3? must be jokin me yo/ I'm pointin at ya number and rollin like a rotary phone ''

also rudge

the 2nd one was the one i had in mind when i mentioned rudge. one of the best lines of text. that 1st one isn't far behind tho.

i didn't even know u made it here btw, john hensley. sup.

Joe Metts
08-17-2013, 07:08 PM
Jayson fresh was already a proven biter.

Ghost1
08-17-2013, 07:17 PM
Really? I always thought he was really neat. For shame.

Joe Metts
08-17-2013, 07:18 PM
He went by another name that lama exposed. Names escaping me right now tho.

Ghost1
08-17-2013, 07:25 PM
Shiva somethin....?

Sho Money EMG
08-17-2013, 07:44 PM
Dominate said

Votes for y'all are Jokes or DR... I accept it'll vary but
saying u won is Pulling ur leg, or some appendage in that general area

Vs Tyler durden lmao @ that

Destroyer
08-17-2013, 07:48 PM
bitch u can Marvel at Destroyer the way i comically bash u
im astronomically past u, and ur predominately fag dude
bend u in half til u resemble islamic tattoos
and have u sweatin like a fat dude who missed breakfast when it's past noon
plus im reckless with vocab too...
so i'll illiterately litter u with consonants while i vowel to surpass u
im nuts... cashews, leave u salty and 'cerated' when i halve u
toss my next punches off while u recuperating from the last two

nah but my favorite line was the one I wrote against wapaneso when I rhymed gingivitis with ninja eyelids

Sho Money EMG
08-17-2013, 07:51 PM
And metasin vs kungfugrip

see, he'll post n sway if votes go my way with a hot start
proving his charcter's in-security is more entertaining than Paul Blart

Lmao that was dope too

Sho Money EMG
08-17-2013, 07:53 PM
He also said

cuz if this junkie's feelin tough, be aware that I'll drop a fien
^beating kung's like...
finding a needle in a hay stack- when he's the Scarecrow for Halloween

That shit was so ill

Witty
08-17-2013, 08:24 PM
bitch u can Marvel at Destroyer the way i comically bash u
im astronomically past u, and ur predominately fag dude
bend u in half til u resemble islamic tattoos
and have u sweatin like a fat dude who missed breakfast when it's past noon
plus im reckless with vocab too...
so i'll illiterately litter u with consonants while i vowel to surpass u
im nuts... cashews, leave u salty and 'cerated' when i halve u
toss my next punches off while u recuperating from the last two

Nice.

oats
08-17-2013, 08:40 PM
I think it was Tyler durden who has something to the effect of:

You tend to fight nights with your girl like "look baby I finally champed this shit"

Ghost1
08-17-2013, 08:53 PM
Wack. I hated every fight night flip ever. An tyler durden was.painfully mediocre.

oats
08-17-2013, 09:01 PM
I thought Durden had some pretty dope lines. to each his own.

KZVR
08-17-2013, 09:57 PM
lmao

At the club he looks for faggots to go 'under the C', it's true yo
When he's with a SquarePants must come off or he won't take that FruitHome


roflzzz

KZVR
08-17-2013, 09:59 PM
Aero

Damien had some funny shit

Strikta
08-18-2013, 12:38 AM
Jayson Fresh Vs. Blue Bayou in da NBL.

"Her pussy spread to bone like stage 4 ovarian cancer"

..or some shit like that, it was dope af tho.

Well that's the dopest of recent memory.

Neighbor
08-18-2013, 12:52 AM
There's so many, but one from Deon in a battle vs. Sound sticks out for me

Something like...

"You ain't a pimp.. shit, even Juicy J understands
Bands A Make Her Dance, but $20'll make you raise her kid & say you're the dad"

I can't remember the set up & all that, but it was absolute ether & he was mad rusty when he dropped it lol

Strikta
08-18-2013, 12:54 AM
Yeah Deon the type of dude that stay w/ bars.

Wish he'd come back & be active tbh.

Neighbor
08-18-2013, 12:58 AM
He dropped at least 1 gem in every verse

Word Strikta, wish he came back & got sharp again

SiK
08-18-2013, 03:19 AM
lmao @ the tags...iono why people say that tbh...I hate all u faggots

Meth
08-18-2013, 03:24 AM
He dropped at least 1 gem in every verse

Word Strikta, wish he came back & got sharp again

Sharp Nine

Nefarious
08-19-2013, 08:20 PM
"Let's talk about my winning percentage, since you brought it up."

leowats
08-19-2013, 08:31 PM
you looking at me or chewing a brick?
either way you'll loose ya teeth

Frank Metts
08-19-2013, 08:32 PM
Allen Knight .... his Michael strahan bar ....


He will have to tell it cause I always fuck it up

Allen Knight
08-19-2013, 08:54 PM
Damn idk remember word for word lol this like 07 Frank Metts

giant blows'll crush ur face, its this simple kid
I'm sending strahan punches till ur fucking teeth resembles his

Somthin like that cant find it cuz it went down wit BRL smh

Nefarious
08-19-2013, 08:54 PM
you looking at me or chewing a brick?
either way you'll loose ya teeth

The fuck was that? Hell no.

Xquisite
08-19-2013, 09:47 PM
i remember hens had a bar about

youre not progessive cuz your bars is commercial with an ugly flo


some shit to that area

but it was fucking raw
yeah.. that shit was bananas. One of my faves from him was when he said some shit like

when my knife double crosses ya kneck... there'll betrayals of blood.

Fire

Xquisite
08-19-2013, 09:50 PM
It's no lie.. ya girl's like the Vikings Oline when I beat her cunt
cuz she be opening all sorts of holes for my Peter... son!

- yours truly

Xquisite
08-19-2013, 11:40 PM
Resin dropped that fire

In tracks you're bluffing, if losing's a career my tasks is nothing
So I'll disfigure ur spine into a question mark then axe u somethin

Neighbor
08-20-2013, 12:01 AM
One fist had 'em slumped, you were bitch from the jump.. we saw Strikta get cut through
I take punches & drive 'em home..
.. YOU take punches & get driven home by the nigga that snuffed you


Strikta

Paradigm
08-20-2013, 01:31 AM
namix LLLLLL/3d i thought was ridiculously creative

Neighbor
08-20-2013, 01:43 AM
namix LLLLLL/3d i thought was ridiculously creative

That was Butler

Paradigm
08-20-2013, 02:32 AM
word forgot who it was exactly but that was dope

Allen Knight
08-20-2013, 02:34 AM
All of butlers 06 verses were ill

Orc
08-20-2013, 04:39 AM
stop posting ur own punches u mugs

Brian Bryan
08-20-2013, 06:48 AM
LOL

Alien's about "...get your noodle split like Lady and The Tramp" was a dope fairly recent one I had never seen+.

Brian Bryan
08-20-2013, 06:59 AM
'' let's talk about my win percentage since you brought it up ''

rudge

pretty sure it got bit by Walokk in the RBL vs ARIZCATS too that line]


LOL

Sn00p
08-20-2013, 07:10 AM
All of butlers 06 verses were ill

that line was from '12 or something tho. had another dope line in it:

his bird brain just been repeating MY LINES. its over
say my shit again & I'll cop an eyepatch an prop ya feathery ass on my shoulder

pretty much the whole verse was fire. can be found here (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=4677).

Ghost1
08-20-2013, 08:57 AM
Butler's shit like....

Im givin em loss after loss... LLLL so much it startin to look like 3d boxes.....

Er sunthin

Paradigm
08-20-2013, 07:15 PM
son. I been murdering u since day one. this shit isn't fair
LLLLLLLLLLLLLL <- the amount of L's u got from me is startin to look like 3dimensional squares

Ghost1
08-20-2013, 07:23 PM
Word. An yes. When i seen.that i was like....sheesh.

Maximus
08-20-2013, 07:33 PM
Wow @that LLL line, dope as fuck..aint seen it b4

Destroyer
08-20-2013, 07:47 PM
that LLLLLLLLL line is just ok for fucks sake people

leowats
08-20-2013, 07:50 PM
that LLLLLLLLL line is just ok for fucks sake people

v/true.