WELCOME TO NETCEES UNTOLD....U DIRTY LOOKIN GREEK HOBO . LOOKIN LIKE U LIKE TO GO SKIIING

[Ghost1]

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UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A DOGSHIT COLLAGE

[Ghost1]

Shout out to fat bags. Holler1 slob.

[...the Nagger]

lol yo this dude's a nurse?

[Vulgar]

woooow

Vitor Hellfort & the Royal Tenenbaum's ugly stepsisters

Phil da Agony filled with bad disease

He looks like Wilmer Valderama with gulf war syndrome

this prankster makes Orc's teal shirt look like a hospital gown

Ol' Puerto Rican chicken pesto smoothie maker lookin ass

Ol' i'll wash your car if you wash my back lookin ass

How you got rejected cat women as friends, Joker's lips and Batman's eyes?

[Certain]

Homie gave his girl a frosted mini wheat as an engagement ring.

[Vulgar]

Masaii is wading through his chin hairs with a machete as we speak

[Vulgar]

Dude looks like he irons Evander Holyfield's pants and cooks Oscar de la Hoya's kids breakfast.

[Vulgar]

She's wearing a ring alright... Dentyne Ice, wintergreen

[Vulgar]

if Irrelevant was an actual person

[Vulgar]

he hired a Lithuanian prostitution squad to celebrate the launching of the Elion Gonzales Mobile Device

[Ghost1]

Son look like a giant toe with a silly face painted on it. Ole toehead lookin boy.

[Certain]

This dude's girl's man-hands also serve as shoulder pads.

This dude's ear looks like it went one-on-one with Tyson.

Homie in the glasses just came at the smell of Untold's unclean locks.

Slanty-eyed bitch looking like she likes to watch.

[Certain]

She's obviously blind.

[Vulgar]

He went on a road trip with Betty White's daughter and two peppermint patty lookin mongrels

if anyone should be wearing a seatbelt, it should be your chunky neck, lookin like you swallowed a beer keg full of twizzlers

[Certain]

Homie looks like he just got off a 16-hour shift as a candy-striper at an old-person's home.

[Vulgar]

She's holding his shoulders to help him balance while she prepares to push him over the edge of coldblooded rejection.

'Get out of my car, Pablo'

[Vulgar]

His beanie leaning back worse than his hairline

[Split]

lookin like a textbook victim of the DUI Decimal system
if u count the rings on his neck u can see how many blowjobs hes given the last week
starred as Littlefoot's burnout pill pushing cousin in the liveaction Land Before Time remake
this dude is only friends with people with the same mouth as him
lookin like he skim-boards in drainage ditches on pizza boxes

[Vulgar]

Behind those giant classes, old girl's eyes are the color of a confederate flag

[Ghost1]

His beanies name is walter

[Vulgar]

His nose costarred in the hit film "Kung Pow: Enter the Cyst"

[Vulgar]

10 minutes later, they arrived at a manga convention

[Vulgar]

Everyone is so stoked they got to met Fidel Pasta's ghost

[Certain]

Beard looking like the spraycan from MS Paint.

[Vulgar]

Cloak & dagger

or

Cocaine & faggot?

[Vulgar]

Kevin Costner borrowed his earlobes for Waterworld 2: Mexican Submarine

[Certain]

Girl looking like Michelle Trachtenberg really let herself go.

[Certain]

Shower-optional road trip.

[Vulgar]

The Mask of Zorro meets a trashy porno

[Vulgar]

Shower-optional road trip.

lol

[Vulgar]

When a hitchhiker asked them if they ran a train on these girls, they were like "Nah, we took the family vehicle."

[Certain]

Chinese-eyed bitch in the back just shit herself.

[Split]

Big Bang Theory (UK) gets back at The Office (US) by casting a transexual owl as the Jewish guy

[Vulgar]

lookin like the janitor from The Day After Tomorrow

[Vulgar]

It may be raining cats and dogs in Southern Seattle but your girlfriends look like rodents

[Certain]

Just got back from trading in their lower sets of teeth.

[Vulgar]

If Rolenzo from Street Fighter filed for unemployment

[Vulgar]

He's got that serial killer smile that turns dinner tables awkward

[Vulgar]

Anne Hathaway's corpses belong in the morgue, not a Nissan Sentra

fyi

[Vulgar]

Weasel in the back looks like she chugs Strikta bleach

[Vulgar]

Party like a Bjorkstar

[Vulgar]

She looks like she smells like tangerines and koala shit

[Fig]

Sofia vergeras tranny double sneaking in the back door there

[Vulgar]

Just when you thought vacation was going well, SpongeBob's dishwasher latched herself onto your back

[Vulgar]

One of those girls names is Peggy

[Certain]

Flaming Lips looking motherfucker don't use soap, don't use shampoo, don't use body wash or nothing that can clean you.

He uses aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasshole sheen.

[Split]

Lotion City Soundtrack does Vans Corked Tour

[Vulgar]

Blonde chick looks like a torture chamber attendant

[Split]

what would happen if you bleached Turk from Scrubs

[Vulgar]

Beats Orc in a pic battle. Dates goblins on a road trip to Middle-earth.

[Vulgar]

His father was a gypsy but his mother was a parasite

[Certain]

That Toyota Camry isn't making it all the way to the plastic surgeon's.

[Vulgar]

Outtakes from the movie The Faculty: Alejandro gains trust from Belarussian missionaries.

[Vulgar]

Howard Dean's tear under a microscope instantly projects this photograph

[Vulgar]

Girl behind you looks like she brushes her teeth with her knuckles

[Vulgar]

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[Split]

the cast of Extreme Home Layover demonstrates the Montoyas' new organic fold-out lint roller

[Vulgar]

boy looks like a gas mask factory worker

[Vulgar]

the cast of Extreme Home Layover demonstrates the Montoyas' new organic fold-out lint roller

roflz

[Vulgar]

Mythbusters: Stanford Dropout Edition

[Split]

missed his weekly disappointment to his family to robotrip with Ruby Rue and the gang in the Sympathy Machine

[Vulgar]

looking like the type of girls who get anal eye surgery

[Vulgar]

this is a poor Brazilian version of The Jetsons

if you went to a sports bar I hope you didn't bring the Lice Girls with you

[Witty]

the cast of Extreme Home Layover demonstrates the Montoyas' new organic fold-out lint roller

Genius.

[Certain]

Looking like the only white people in Honduras.

[Vulgar]

The Ad-dentures of Beatnik and Sluthead

[Vulgar]

Eugoslavia called, they wants their C-listers back

[Split]

just after their pediddle game ended with a NATO sanctioned cease-fire

[Vulgar]

Their chastity belts have chastity belts

how was the date with Desiree Demonology

[Vulgar]

Blu & Exile if he turned blue & a pedophile

[Split]

clap censors himself when he says genitals
can only have sex if holding a Wii Controller and leans into all the button combos
always whispers sweet nothings before microwaving his Kraft fondue singles
Gamble is his Nobodie, his keyblade is a cocaine-stained Motel 8 access card
nominated for best supporting actor in the tragedy that is his charade of a social life
"not to be fucked with"- several victims of his OKCupid stalking ring
this niggas tears are FDA approved for curing increased libido
chaps his own lips with only a tube of .7 pencil lead and 3" of fishing line

[Vulgar]

has a Yugioh windshield cover

[dull boy]

he hired a Lithuanian prostitution squad to celebrate the launching of the Elion Gonzales Mobile Device

lollllllll

[dull boy]

Gomer Pyle with his hair grown out forgot he was driving. This picture is 90 degrees into their 180 degree flip.

Dude looks like Eyedea AND Abilities.

Short ass arms. Looks like everyone (excluding Village of the Damned) is doing the Matrix dance to get in the frame.

[PancakeBrah]

Dudes girlfriend looks like johnny depp in willy wonka

[Certain]

Blond wig looking like Courtney Love's drag queen impressionist.

[Dope girl]

how come I never got username changed?
I told staff what username I wanted.

[Ghost1]

Lmfao

[DLB]

there's two faggot lookin dudes in the pic, idk which is Untold

[Vulgar]

dude looks like Tony Parker in a timewarp.

[Vulgar]

If John Travolta and a bloodhound gave birth to a Texican

[Vulgar]

his favorite subjects to read about are sickle cell anemia and the River of Jordan

[Vulgar]

he starred in the movie Twister as airborne mulch

[Vulgar]

The 5'o'clock shadow government of Myanmar used his smile to make non-governmental organizations feel guilty.

[Certain]

These are ugly people.

[Vulgar]

he's the definition of nincompoop in the dictionary

this dude has a patent for Insane Clown Posse magnets

looking like he's responsible for revolutionizing the construction of birdhouses with toothpicks

boy has 3 ugly sides to his personality and three locusts with breasts in the car with him. The ugly truth is that he will never smash

Dominique Straus-Kahn is about to steer that vehicle into the Tree of Virginity

[Vulgar]

There are a lot of reasons why he is known as Pronto Iglesias

[Certain]

Looking like the cast of an Alcoholics Anonymous rendition of Pippin.

[Vulgar]

dude looks like N.Tavarez as a worker ant

he worked as a mariachi bandolier before they handed him a broomstick and nudged him into the Hogwarts kitchens

I'm all about being around multiple females but this dude hooked up with Barbara Streisand's cricket infestation

[Certain]

Looking like two and a half men.

[Vulgar]

Goobers peanut butter hired him for his vocal enunciations concerning the fact that he couldn't bust a grape, let alone be able to successfully flirt with Swedish moccasin makers

[Vulgar]

boy hooked up with a Chelsea Clinton zombie

[Certain]

Looking like Captain Planet let his team have a day off.

[Vulgar]

When asked 'what you rollin in' he replied 'I frequently cruise to unanimous decisions in badminton tournaments'

[Vulgar]

son got a little to live for but a lot to improve on

lookin like a veloci raptor turned into Woody Allen

[Neighbor]

This nigga drinks dick smoothies

[Vulgar]

lookin like he reads Martha Stewart books

[Neighbor]

Nigga got an autographed copy of Captain Underpants he reads to himself before turning off his Spongebob night light

[Vulgar]

If Joey from N'Sync linked up with a baby elephant seal

[Neighbor]

His mom was a magic carpet & his dad was a nose

[Vulgar]

this dude's screenname prolly Locquacious Soul

[Neighbor]

This nigga color coordinates his work scrubs w/ his depression

[Neighbor]

Uses a toothbrush to shave & a dragon claw to comb his hair

[Vulgar]

His mom was a magic carpet & his dad was a nose

wow

He was among the first men ever to ingest paprika through an enema experiment

now he just gets shitfaced on the weekdays

[Neighbor]

Nigga thinks a Big Kids Meal provides his daily intake of vitamins & minerals

[Vulgar]

Most Wanted Man in several cuntries

[Neighbor]

Nigga inhaled the last girl he tried to eat out

[Meth]

This roast is quality

[Vulgar]

he shops at Wendys for lightbulbs

this is what happens when you don't call VERITAS

[Vulgar]

Gegard Tsunami

[Vulgar]

this nigga named every turtle on the Galapagos islands

[Neighbor]

Still trying to get his 15 minutes of falaffel

[Vulgar]

this nigga looks like Adam Sandler after repeated saltwater poisoning

[Neighbor]

This nigga was the actual raft Elian Gonzalez floated here on

[Vulgar]

For 1 dollar a day, you can help this Jerusalem vagabond find a niche as a hipster.

[Neighbor]

Coaches a middle school swimming team & makes the kids chant "Rufio!" when he blows his whistle

[Vulgar]

He plays lazer tag with the monsters from Where the Wild Things Are.

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Brother Ali's cousin became a victim of biogenesis.

[Neighbor]

I loved you as the villain in Aladdin

[Neighbor]

This nigga got ppl lining up to get their goats appraised

[Vulgar]

His pockets are full of graham crackers and he sells knockoff Armani kufis out of a stationwagon

[Neighbor]

I drive a Hummer, this nigga drives a hummus

[Vulgar]

got convicted in Saudi Arabia for statutory rage

[Vulgar]

his bedsheets are covered in red peppers & tahini

[Neighbor]

Nigga thought red bottoms meant walking on coals

[Vulgar]

his goal in life is to make Cocoa Krispies rain from the skies of Machu Piccu

[Neighbor]

Nigga has a golden amulet that makes tiger faces form out of sand lol

[Vulgar]

This nigga named his terrier Sir Francis Turkey Bacon

[Neighbor]

Nigga got an Etch-A-Sketch of the Twin Towers hanging on his wall

[Vulgar]

Nigga has a golden amulet that makes tiger faces form out of sand lol

"I am Gazeem!"

lol

[Neighbor]

Nigga's favorite number is jihad

[Vulgar]

he lost a bar fight to Lars 37 times

[Vulgar]

The Iranian police force knows him distinctly as "The Mayonnaise Assassin"

[Neighbor]

Looking like he sleeps on car batteries & uses a tank door for a sheet

[Neighbor]

I asked him if his chick pees on him & he said he left them in his fridge

[Vulgar]

Each time he flies with Qatari Airlines they prepare a sponge cake for him

[Vulgar]

No, putting Jasmine in an hourglass will NOT make you a real sultan.

[Neighbor]

Glasses have filed 57 restraining orders on his nose

[Vulgar]

lookin like he uses Nickelodeon slime as shaving cream

[Vulgar]

he dismantles Roflcopters for a living in North Algeria

[Neighbor]

Every time he hears RiFF RaFF, he says "street rat"

[Vulgar]

He looks like the Geico lizard entered a VH1 humanization project.

[Neighbor]

His cave has a sliding glass door that opens to another cave

[Neighbor]

Coined the phrase "fly 'til I die"

[Vulgar]

Whenever he goes to Kinkos he says 'Genie, I wish for you to make me a prints.'

[Neighbor]

Megalodon sightings were mistaken as this nigga doing the back stroke in the Indian Ocean

[Vulgar]

he looted Saddam's palace with a pacemaker and a pair of tweezers

[Vulgar]

He started a new form of Krav Maga called Balaclava

lmao

[Certain]

These Are the Faces of Genital Warts in 2013 America.

[Neighbor]

I bet you couldn't walk a mile in his sandals

[Vulgar]

I don't remember Rors***h being vaguely hispanic

[DLB]

that faggot w/ the beanie looks like a metrosexual Manu Ginobili on crack

and the other faggot that needs a haircut looks like he did his best to look like Velma from Scooby Doo

[Vulgar]

He's the poster boy for Afghani Pepsi

[Neighbor]

Was tazed & jailed for saying "boom goes the dynamite"

[Vulgar]

As gracious as he may be with the pen, he isn't so kind with cylindrical explosive devices

[Vulgar]

he wears roasted lamb scented cologne

[Neighbor]

Hi-fives a poster of Tom Cruise every morning on his way to work in the sewers

[DLB]

this would've been the Jackson 5 if they were white hippies

[Vulgar]

his DNA code reads 'BOOMAYEH ALI'

[Neighbor]

This is getting ridiculous lol

[Vulgar]

He is literally the last surviving member of the Sumerian plumber lineage

[Certain]

"Bro, that Blowfish concert was tight. They don't even need Hootie."

[Neighbor]

Was on Mt. Vesuvius w/ Hansel during his peyote voyage

[Vulgar]

Pakistani Witness Protection needed a person with friendly demeanor to attract Finnish tourists

[DLB]

the dude w/ the glasses looks like he'd do anything for a Scooby Snack

and i feel bad for beanieman over there cause he has two conjoined caves for a nose

[Neighbor]

This nigga rides a nuclear warhead to work

[Vulgar]

This nigga just beat Tim Means on the last UFC card.

[Certain]

This dude is the type to read his four friends this thread and tell them we're kidding.

[DLB]

ya'll must have rent that car cause the chick w/ the glasses got a melted ring pop on her for a marriage proposal gift & couldn't even afford to put it on her ring finger

[Vulgar]

His diet consists of boiled apostrophes.

ok I think I'm done for the night. Untold, pic battle anytime. Thx for bringing the ammo.

[Untold]

Holy moly. Was there a thread made about me?

[Untold]

Lmao! There was some good shit in here. Dope roast! I guess now I'm officially apart of this site?

And Vulgar anytime. Set it up!

[DLB]

no u gotta write an essay like the rest of us

[Frank Metts]

This is disappointing :(