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~RustyGunZ~
11-19-2014, 07:53 PM
Aka persist aka dark wing duck aka c raw aka pedobear

http://imgur.com/rIWgwgB.jpg

http://imgur.com/9TJuD9I.jpg

VERITAS SpookyDeep

I think he needs a call for help

http://imgur.com/BF5nLsy.jpg

Spoken
11-19-2014, 07:58 PM
This should be fun.... nice move Knucklehead

Witty
11-19-2014, 07:58 PM
Oh shit.

Fart
11-19-2014, 07:59 PM
Haggard is an understatement

El Muffin
11-19-2014, 07:59 PM
proactiv tough actin tinactin on my face looking ass nigga

Clearasil clyde looking ass nigga

ayo

this nigga got melancholera

Swerve
11-19-2014, 07:59 PM
LMFAO...its Meth going through his wigger phase.

Swerve
11-19-2014, 08:00 PM
VERITAS , his number is there. I believe he needs your help

veritas
11-19-2014, 08:02 PM
I would throw trash in the corners of buildings just to see if your custodians would clean it....they never did.

Strikta
11-19-2014, 08:05 PM
Fucking deadddd.

Fart
11-19-2014, 08:08 PM
LMFAO...its Meth going through his wigger phase.

lmfao holy shit
that's where meth went. IT"S METH

El Muffin
11-19-2014, 08:09 PM
this nigga look like a yung flowkkkanvas that actually likes blacks

veritas
11-19-2014, 08:11 PM
COMMENCING LOBSTERDOG BOMBS.

Dope girl
11-19-2014, 08:16 PM
ladie clowns dress him in tutu with pink lip gloss and he is help me i am being chased by ladie clowns

veritas
11-19-2014, 08:19 PM
ladie clowns dress him in tutu with pink lip gloss and he is help me i am being chased by ladie clowns

jk;ljekljGEWI;GINON;AIOWJG4IOJVLRK;MEI[0tu39

El Muffin
11-19-2014, 08:21 PM
fkn ethhheeerrrr

Spoken
11-19-2014, 08:24 PM
True life: I'm a wigger and proud

Hush
11-19-2014, 08:32 PM
This wigga need Jesus

Ghost1
11-19-2014, 08:35 PM
Lol....ths shirtless tat pic tho


I cant.

Badweather
11-19-2014, 08:37 PM
Lmao!

Why does it look like this nigga plays softball for Penn state?


This dude seriously looks like a dyke!

Allen Knight
11-19-2014, 08:39 PM
Why this nigga wearing lipstick

Clayray
11-19-2014, 08:56 PM
A++++ Thread

Would rep if I could.

TYSON
11-19-2014, 08:57 PM
Exposed!!!! Lmao

Clayray
11-19-2014, 08:57 PM
Numbers changed though :/

El Muffin
11-19-2014, 09:06 PM
according to ur avy the acne cleared up

big baby
11-19-2014, 09:13 PM
LOL OMFUCKAGOD? OMG LMAO BRB YO


COMMECNING BB ETHER

~RustyGunZ~
11-19-2014, 09:15 PM
A++++ Thread

Would rep if I could.

Don't use my shtick you stupid faggit

F- life you crater faced virgin

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:27 PM
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140621175739/orange-is-the-new-black/images/e/ee/BigBoo.png

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:28 PM
nigga looks like janet reno going thru a thug phase.

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:29 PM
nigga's neck and chin are separated only by the MOST MEAGER of shadows

Hydra
11-19-2014, 09:31 PM
lol looking liek cronus pre chinstrap w/ thesaurus's skin photo shopped on his face

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:31 PM
dead @ rocking the avy pic from like 6 years ago before he was fat

http://imgur.com/rIWgwgB.jpg

^^^literally the same DISGUST face everyone who looks at this picture makes

Clayray
11-19-2014, 09:45 PM
according to ur avy the acne cleared up

For the most part, yeah.

And the virgin angle is played, been with my girl for 3 years now. Many pregnancy scares.. Lol Knucklehead


But I'mma let y'all rock this out, not Spose to post in your own roast thread.

Badweather
11-19-2014, 09:53 PM
Nigga look like a soft-shell turtle.

This nigga plays hide and seek with healthy foods.

His torso looks like a second neck.

Vulgar
11-19-2014, 09:54 PM
Hello, Private Pyle.

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:55 PM
His torso looks like a second neck.

deadddd

Rosie O Donnel w/ acute Thesaurus face

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 09:55 PM
MEET ME IN THE GREASE TRAP

IT'S GOIN DOWWWN

Vulgar
11-19-2014, 09:56 PM
Looking like Frosty the Snowman's son contracted zit disease, watched an 8Mile marathon and threw away his self respect.

big baby
11-19-2014, 09:58 PM
ABSOLUTELY FUCKA ANNIHILATED!?!!?! WHAT?!?!?!

LMAO FUCKING GONE @ THIS FUCKING BAD MILK FUCKING CLAYTON MIKE TYSON FAGGOT

YOU'VEV LITERALLY CHANGED UR NAME ATLEAST 6 TIMES SINCE YOUVE BEEN HERE FAGGOT

YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS DUDE

THATS 2 NAME CHANGES PER MONTH

THIS REFLECTS OFF YOUR CHARACTER LMFAO WTF>!>! FUCKA KIDDING EMM12?!?! FUCKA SERIOUS?!?! LMAO YOU want to not be your fat ugly greasy faced pimple popper self so bad

http://i.imgur.com/E6YRwrV.png

http://i.imgur.com/SyEGDYt.png

LMAO HOW MANY FB FRIENDS DO YOU HVE?!?! 12?!?!?!MARK ZUCKERBERG ?!?!WHO?!?!?! TELL ME?!?! LMAO FUCKA KDIDING ME?!?! WHAT?!?! YOU THINK COSIGNING THIS THREAD WILL MAKE YOU SEEM LESS OF A FUCKING LOSER?!?! GARGLE ACID FATTY

YOU SWORE TO BE TYSON WHEN YOU GOT HERE, LMAO THAT WAS YOUR "THING"

oh looka guys i mike tyson! he gr8 fighter with lisp! cartoon mike tyson! he so vintage! 8-) look @ me im mike tyson hm!tough! nooby tournament and lose! lmao ! how are you a nooby dude?!?! YOUVE BEEN IN 82 NOOBY TOURNAMENTS

YOU SUCK DUDE

IVE LITERALLY BEEN IN ZERO TOURNAMENTS AND CONSIDERED TOP TIER

THIS IS HOW BAD U SUCK NOBODY LIKES YOU

"I ONLY JOIN FOR THE DISCUSISON POSTS AND STUFF"
\
NO YOU FUCKING SOULLESS VIRGIN FUCKING LITTLE DICK OVERLAPPING STOMACH PIECE OF FUCKING WASTE OF LAND I FUCKING HATE YOU lmao WTF?!?!? WHAT!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE 21 YEARS OLD AND BEEN ON RAP SITES FOR 20 YEARS?!?! STOP! NOBODY LIKES YOU FAGGOT. LEAVE.

"idc? see you guys dont get me, i dont care so much that i care whne you dont care so that means i dont care, lmao troll. you guys are like silly, i love you guys a+ thread would rep " STFUA FUCKA IDIYOTE IF UCKING HATE UR GUTS FAGGOT CHANGE UR NAME ONE MORE FUCKA TIME IMA STAB THE SHIT OTTA UR LARDY MALARKY ASS YOU FUCKING SNOB BUCKET

THA FUCK IS WIT YOUR FACE YOU FUCKA KIDDING ME?!?!?! YOU COULDNT PHOTOSHOP THAT OUT LIKE YOUR PATHETIC AVY YOU HAEV NOW?!?!?!?! THATS NOT YOUR FACE! YOU HAD YOUR UGLY ASS FIXED LMAO OMGF

WTF
OMG

YO OMFG

YO ROFL @KNUCKELHEAD KNUCKSTACHIO YO WTF?!?!??

i swear yo, the last time a girl stared at your face and she used "it was liek staring into stars" she meant that your face has the fuckig pattern of major solar star constellations

your face got a fucking astrology degree you piece of garbage

when you pop apimple a titan in greek mythology escapes his prison and buttfucks an infant you sick piece of garbage rofafalekfma AT URSA MAJOR ON YOUR FACE LMFAO! WTF?!?!

http://i.imgur.com/gynerlJ.png

FUCKING GONE @ YOU LIVING OFF A SETTLEMENT THAT YOU SAID "SUICIDE LADY" LMAO BITCH what?! That bitch knew who you were and was doing the fucking town a favor by trying to solely eliminate you. she was afucking martyr cause nobody fucking likes you. You're so fucking lonely that when you posted a status about "HMU" NOBODY LITERALLY HIT YOU UP ROFL, NOBODY EVEN CARD TO POST, AND YOU CHANGED UR NUMBER LIKE IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE BOTHERING YOU OR YOU'RE SO BUSY OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?! THAT PHONE NUMBER YOU HAD WAS PUT IN THE DIRECTORY AT YOUR PHONE PROVIDER AS "NOBODY WILL CALL THIS PHONE, YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYBODY RANDOM BOTHERING YOU" WHEN THE NEXT POOR SOUL PICKED IT UP LMAO

and the customer goes why?

"oh some poor fucking fat faggot with acne had it, we all hate him. i hope he dies. "

and the fucking dude from 9 towns over goes, "WHO CLAYTON?"

"yeah! thats him. fat faggot." and those guys built a friendship over your FUCKING LOSER ASS fucka faggot idiyote i hate you

nobody likes you man, you're so disgustingJEUSS FUCKA CHRIST

http://i.imgur.com/EfYI5va.png

LMAO?!?! YOU FUCKA KIDIDNG ME?!?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE A GIRL?!?! "SOMEONE HMU?!!?!?!?3173178484?!?! WHAT?!?! NO!


F U C K Y O U

Badweather
11-19-2014, 09:59 PM
This nigga throws his haymakers underhand

big baby
11-19-2014, 10:02 PM
lmao fucking gone this dude pops his pimples in a smiley formatio and when they bleed he wipes the blood off and whispers "DONT CRY, SMILEY FACE, IM HERE, I LOVE YOU" AND DRINKS THE BLOOD OFF HIS FINGER.

"DONT CRY SMILEY FACE"

LMAO DRAWS A FUCKING SMILEY WITH HIS BLOOD ON HIS OWN PIMPLE SMILEY FACE

FUCKING LONELY LOSER


"MANY PERGNANCY SACESRES GUYS?"

WHAT?!??!!? TWO GIRLS CANT GET PREGNANTA LFMAO!!! FUCKA KIDDING ME!??!!

PREGNANCY SCARES?!?!

YEAH IT WOULD BE SCARY LMFAO UR GIRLFRIENDS A DUDE YOU FUCKING GAY FAGGOT

LMFAO "DONT BE SAD SMILEY FACE. HERE BE HAPPY, I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY, *DRAWS BLOOD SMILE* YOU'RE HAPPY NOW" LMAOFMAF WHTAT?!?!!! FUCKA KDIDIGNG EM!? YOU EXIST AS A PERSON!?!?!?! I HATE YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKA GABRAGE

anime_boners
11-19-2014, 10:02 PM
aaaaaaand

that's a wrap

lmfao

Badweather
11-19-2014, 10:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gynerlJ.png


HOLY SHIT!!!


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Repped for life!

El Muffin
11-19-2014, 10:09 PM
lord have mercy

the "doctor prescribed me .44 for my acne medication omg why" caption slaayed me i aint even gunna front

E Tha Real
11-19-2014, 10:17 PM
No ragrets...

~RustyGunZ~
11-19-2014, 10:25 PM
Fucking leaneddd @ everything bb posted

Phew

Batty
11-19-2014, 10:32 PM
Batty check in in bros...

This nigga lookin like a Cabbage Patch Kid with a Juice from Sons of Anarchy fade.

Lookin like the son of Otho from Beetlejuice and a female Snorlax

Lil bruh lookin like Malibootay Majin Bu.

Lookin like he does one push up and lands in a plate of powdered sugar

Lookin like the nephew of the lead singer for Smashmouth.

This nigga lookin he do stunt work in gay porn for Snack Packs

His eyebrows look like the legs on the spider in the middle of Spider-Man's chest emblem


Looks like Jack Black as the baby sasquatch in The Pick of Destiny

Batty
11-19-2014, 10:44 PM
No hate, this nigga was legit in Stand by Me tho.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdg5w9AQM41r4epl0o1_250.gif

Hush
11-19-2014, 10:59 PM
They shoulda made this wigga the new Redskins mascot

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 12:18 AM
nigga looking like Donkey Lips in the hood

introducing the white lesbian that got cut from Floetry

dude is rocking zumies outlet starter pack

nigga face got rhinoceros skin

how he got a tattoo ON TOP of a zit tho?!

YDK
11-20-2014, 12:44 AM
This dude too pitiful to even roast...plus I prefer my roasts not to have acne...backne...crackknees or Meth allergies

E Tha Real
11-20-2014, 12:45 AM
Guys allergic to water... He breaks out in pimples lolol

Spoken
11-20-2014, 12:50 AM
Leaned

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 01:02 AM
TAKIN OFF OUR SHIRTS

GON LET DESE PIMPLES BURS

BURS
BURS
BURS

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:21 AM
Lookin like the 89th failed attempt at beating minesweeper

Lookin like he meditates to lil b on a spare piece of shag carpet from his families first trailer

Lookin like he buys mcdoubles with food stamps

Lookin like Muff got his face blown off from an oil fire and caurterized the wounds with bleach

Lookin like he uses jelly donut guts for lipstick

Writes fan fiction about cow tipping with Paul wall

Spoken
11-20-2014, 01:30 AM
Leaned at cow tipping

Spoken
11-20-2014, 01:30 AM
Looking like nick Carter a bum

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 01:30 AM
Writes fan fiction about cow tipping with Paul wall
ENTITLED "STILL TIPPIN"

YDK
11-20-2014, 01:40 AM
Omfg decimated @ Paul wall an still tipping lmfao

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:41 AM
Uses old insulin syringes to shoot heroin

Doesn't have a penis

Always plays scissor in roshambo

he played rock once

girlfriend ate it

Spoken
11-20-2014, 01:44 AM
Played rock and ended up under one Knucklehead

El Muffin
11-20-2014, 01:51 AM
i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

topkek
11-20-2014, 02:23 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BzQx67f.jpg

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 02:23 AM
i bet u ole girl cud snatch a apple outta a bucket of water on some cobra like shit niggas

He could use those apples

topkek
11-20-2014, 02:29 AM
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 02:31 AM
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

E Tha Real
11-20-2014, 02:45 AM
Love the sweater your mom knitted, gives you a nice mid-drift.

YDK
11-20-2014, 04:01 AM
This faggot has one good eye...and 57 lazy eyes scattered across his face

This bitch don't get hair cuts, he just pops the puss outta all the infected hairs and it shrinks an inch over night

Hows this dyke got the face of an overweight infant with baby acne but got the fashion sense of Perez Hilton meets the rapist version bill Cosby?

Seriously I hope this bitch has the mental strength of junior seau 2 minutes pre suicide you fat worthless cunt

I can't even express how much I wanna punch you in the face, with a shovel, the square kind, with dried concrete on it just in the hopes it mashes your face to a near human replication

Kill yourself faggot that 40k you getting ain't gonna be enough to buy a personality self esteem pro active and a therapist. Just give it up

YDK
11-20-2014, 04:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BzQx67f.jpg

Looking like your grandmothers wife (yes wife of your grandmother its obvious dyke is in your blood) sewed your baby blanket as pockets on a hoody so you can rub an caress to build your confidence while taking pictures for your blacksinglesmeet profile

YDK
11-20-2014, 04:05 AM
Can't even go Ham on this fat fuck in fear that he'll eat the thread smfh

YDK
11-20-2014, 04:08 AM
Quadruple post an I'm trying NOT to insult this fuckin idiot

Seriously,

You make Scott akers look like an acceptable choice for a human being. You're fucking pathetic

Witty
11-20-2014, 06:58 AM
It is moments such as these when Netcees is truly a community.

I feel all warm and gooey inside.

Batty
11-20-2014, 08:14 AM
This wigga lookin like Eeorye with no ears

Lookin like Paul Bart's daughter with a John Cena cut

This nigga snorkels in cake batter

Lookin like Snuffalupagus with Down Syndrome

Lookin like a pregnant lesbian manatee

Old McKids hoodie wearing ass

Lookin like fetal alcohol Jimmy Kimmel

Lookin like he been kissing strawberries and shit

This nigga lookin like he got ice cream depression

Lookin like all his clothes were made from Sega Genesis graphics

Lookin like Modok from X-Men but with the face of Ross the Gay Intern from Late Night

Lookin like his bacne had a Roman candle war with his acne,...who ever wins, we lose

Lookin like he's always posing for a profile pic on depressedchubbylesboscissor.com

Lookin like Kid Icarus with type 2 diabetes and the fashion sense of a rapping kid in the Black or White video

Look like an extra in an early 90's after school documentary on alternative lifestyles and depression

Part time taste tester at Left Twix Factory but lookin for full time work

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 09:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/BzQx67f.jpg

ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.

Strikta
11-20-2014, 09:16 AM
Hdhdudud huh isiag dc cueur uhh hcxhxbxhxhxhhddghdjsjjajajjckkckhcb f2f br

veritas
11-20-2014, 09:21 AM
Dead at part time lefttwix.

This girl looking like an extra from orange is the new black

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 09:22 AM
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

nm, just thinkin' bout my 3rd lunch, u?



nigga face got so many holes in it, it look like a mosaic

Hush
11-20-2014, 09:32 AM
ROFLZZZ

completely deaded at leopard print pocket w/ matching under slip

this nigga is a plus sized lesbian model for Ecko, Southpole, Fubu and all other formerly urban brands, now found at JC Penny.


Sweater hot tho

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 09:34 AM
you trolling or srs?

I mean we all got our tastes but I can't fuck w/ animal print in like 99% of cases

Diode
11-20-2014, 09:36 AM
trying to change his brain waves to not a faggot with that remote

channel blocked

lold

Batty
11-20-2014, 09:53 AM
This nigga lookin like he wore that shirt on porpoise

Lookin like he went to Super Cuts, threw down 7 bucks and said give me the Charlie Brown.

Lookin like beast mode princess Fiona went GI Jane.

This nigga got mathlete's foot

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished 2nd in a Paul Wall contest

Lookin like his lips been dipped in female gremlin estrogen

This nigga Makin faces like he farted in bubble bath water

This nigga 's hoodie got a built-in Betty Rubble skirt

This nigga lookin like he smokes potpourri with rogue members of the debate club at junior high school

This looks like Tyler Black's 4th grade revolt stage

This nigga lookin like he free bases peanut butter out of Reeses and then shoots up the chocolate

Ol psyduck lips as nigga

Lookin like he tried to spike the punch at a Boy Scout meeting with Fresca ass nigga

Lookin like Rusev 's grade school selfies

Face looking like female Swamp Thing vaginal

House lookin like a gay British pub that somebody tried to putty the gloryhole shut with Activia

Lookin like the dad from Still Standing mixed with Roseanne Bar's enema leavings

Ol depressed Care Bear face ass nigga

Batty
11-20-2014, 10:13 AM
This nigga is the waterboy for the bear calvary

Lookin like Honey Boo Boo ' s moms singing for Disturbed

Weigh ton

Lookin like he head butted a wasp ' s nest with his face

Lookin like he got a Ken doll pussy under his blue leopard print skirt

Lookin like he tried to bench press depression and folded

lookin like a gay echidna

This nigga looks up "faggot stuff" on ebay with reasonable buy-it-now options

Lookin like he got cottage cheese feet with veggie chip toenails

Lookin like he cried at the end of Finding Nemo

Lookin like he got his street cred from Captain Planet's crew

Looking like wears strawberry jam vests and slip-n-slides on Melba toast

Lookin like a Charmin tissue bear with chest zits

Lookin like a postpartum depression koala

Lookin like he duct tapes a Go Pro to his neck and tries to film himself going down on himself

This nigga prints out pictures of Sailor Moon and Jacks off on them

Nigga lookin like Freddy from iCarly at a Mine craft rave

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 10:17 AM
destroyed @ psyduck lips

YDK
11-20-2014, 10:36 AM
Can some somebody please confirm if this the dude half the kids off the Recess cartoon is modelled afte?

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 10:38 AM
V/batty

veritas
11-20-2014, 10:43 AM
V/ batty

postpartum koala ether.

Vulgar
11-20-2014, 10:51 AM
Lookin like a baby polar bear contracted measles from sniffing Vince Vaughns asshole

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 11:28 AM
nigga reppin piru so hard even his lips red

El Muffin
11-20-2014, 12:11 PM
Omfg tell me this nigga dont look like John Wayne Gacy in the animal print hoody loool

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:22 PM
Lookin like Dr Frankenstein went on Chopped and got a mystery basket with bacon, pork butt, raspberry jam and a meteorite

Lookin like the man in the moon created a burger grease monsoon

Lookin like Gally from The Maze Runner ate all the other kids and bathed in Griever acid

Lookin like he eats Strikta dinners on an even lower budget

Let's zipper heads play Chinese checkers on his face with Cheez Ballz in exchange for knock off snapbacks

Lookin like an octopus laid hands on the kidd

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:31 PM
@iBeenWavy on Twitter

http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

kid just steals black twitter tweets + posts "when ya girl" reaction pics

spoiler: has no girl

Lookin like he found the remote from Click and is extremely frazzled there isn't a delete button

anime_boners
11-20-2014, 01:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Mj1Iuqa.jpg

When bae won't help pop your back, chest, stomache, or face acne

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:33 PM
Dead @ his eyebrows changing shape throughout pictures

Ole "gimme the happy animeboner avy" at a woman's salon ass wigga

He's such a fucking faggot he tweezes his eyebrows in the shape of a rainbow

veritas
11-20-2014, 01:41 PM
Big smo + rosie o donnell = hick hop bull dyke.

~RustyGunZ~
11-20-2014, 01:51 PM
Lookin like Gladys Bentleys sperm went airborne in Detroit

Lookin like a kid with cerebral palsy drew Eric Cartmen

Lookin like Chunks final form

Lookin like a deflated airheads logo

El Muffin
11-20-2014, 01:56 PM
loool

last one got me

Batty
11-20-2014, 03:42 PM
Knuck killin it. Dead @ stomach acne and Big Smo too.


This nigga counts his first sexual experience as the time he tricked a border collie into eating a Nutella-coated Snausage out of his butthole.

Looking like the nigga that killed by the venom Dino in the Jeep on Jurassic Park.

Lookin like a live action Jigglypuff

Lookin like his lip gloss is made from Lalaloopsy period

This nigga lookin like one of Shrek's sons

Lookin like he trained the Rancor Monster on Return of the Jedi

Lookin like got a fanny pack full of them crackers you put spreadable cheese on with a red plastic stick

Face Lookin like an RL Stine book cover

this nigga got zits with their own dicks

Lookin like Robert Paulson just got transferred to public school

Lookin like he been scuba diving in Wendy's chili with a corn dog snorkel

Nigga lookin like Stay Puft Marshmallowman abandoned his post

This niggas class ring is a Funyon dipped in BBQ sauce

this nigga getting cake batter enemas on the reg

this nigga daddy is Gold Dust from WWE.

this nigga got candy apple chapstick and funnel cake whitening strips

this nigga got zits under his fingernails

This nigga probably smelling like cheese dust and lonely nights

Rawn MD
11-20-2014, 03:45 PM
is the sole material witness on the side of acutane in defense against the class action law suite for patients who now havbe chrons disease due to use of the medication.

He states the due to not being able to take the medication not only did he suffer from a host of dermatological issues, but also developed the sole case chrons disease of the face.

Is now suffering from suicidal ideology, and severe depression along with social anxiety disorder and agrophobia

Has become an leperous outcast to society

Needs to change, and alter his identiy via photoshop, and poor henna tattoos to gain momentary acceptance.

Can not go to airports or travel via mass transport due suspesion of smuggling and exposure to polonium.

Wears a bell around his neck the size of a cowbell to alert others of his presence.

Claims its his 'Jesus Peice,' but only is the last Baal worshipper.

Spent a large amount of his childhood in the burn unit of the nearest veternary clinic.

Ebola laid latent in the deep cavernous blackhead which, untill it popped and escaped, was his sole black friend, which also gave him fashion tips.

He is the result of a long accumulated pus globule which took shape as a human.

Is proof positive that even the simplest parasitic organisms can manipulate their forms to gain advantage over the host.

A human petrie dish of putrification, pus, and blood left to ferment.

He grosses more the aero's year in one day on looks alone.

Vulgar
11-20-2014, 03:46 PM
this nigga got zits with their own dicks



lololol

El Muffin
11-20-2014, 03:53 PM
hahaha

even rawns gettin in on it. and in top form. i died Batty n rawns diagnosis

E Tha Real
11-20-2014, 04:21 PM
Lookin like the michelin man as a sad jets fan.

Looks like a great white whale watching the notebook

Lookin like the last guy picked in dodge ball his whole life

Lookin like a koala bear with downsyndrome

Lookin like so much ass they just put the tramp stamp anywhere

:)

~RustyGunZ~
11-25-2014, 10:40 PM
Clayton

your mug broke the site, don't think we forgot this though

Clayray
11-25-2014, 10:43 PM
No, GoW had technical issues. And I don't think you did? When did I ever say that. Never. You want to bring up an old thread, to spark up more shit. Which I can understand. But it's all good. I don't reall care bro haha

Mediocrity
09-21-2018, 12:32 AM
This is fucking gold

cac lover
09-21-2018, 12:34 AM
Fuckkery

Mediocrity
09-21-2018, 12:35 AM
A lot can change in 4 years. I was so fucking cringe what a cunt

Amen
09-21-2018, 05:11 AM
bleak

This is who I thought you were this whole time.

Victor.
09-21-2018, 11:05 AM
Knucklehead


NBL pic roast

~RustyGunZ~
09-21-2018, 11:59 AM
Knucklehead


NBL pic roast

Lmao word

Finnydot
09-21-2018, 02:42 PM
Omg batty killin it.

One that got me was snorkel in cake butter. Lmfao

bleak
09-21-2018, 02:46 PM
bleak

This is who I thought you were this whole time.

Ah damn c'mon man lmao

This thread is great but why would you bring your own roast thread back from the grave?

Diablo
09-21-2018, 04:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gynerlJ.png


HOLY SHIT!!!


Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Repped for life!

ROFLZZZZ

Amen
09-21-2018, 05:44 PM
Fucking gone @ connect the dot shit.

Ya' some ruthless mother fuckers, man lollllllllllllllll

Mediocrity
09-22-2018, 09:06 PM
Ah damn c'mon man lmao

This thread is great but why would you bring your own roast thread back from the grave?

For the lols man. Plus I happen to come across it when I googled my name

Inno
09-22-2018, 10:05 PM
For the lols man. Plus I happen to come across it when I googled my name

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

~RustyGunZ~
09-22-2018, 10:39 PM
For the lols man. Plus I happen to come across it when I googled my name

This roast thread is your googleable legacy?

That is sad

Mediocrity
09-25-2018, 01:28 AM
This roast thread is your googleable legacy?

That is sad

May I see yours?

Innovator - there’s a right way?

Inno
09-25-2018, 08:35 AM
May I see yours?

Innovator - there’s a right way?

Avy

Split Eight
09-26-2018, 12:33 AM
this is bleak

Mediocrity
09-26-2018, 02:25 AM
Avy

“May I see yours” was meant for knuck, didn’t mean for it to come off as though I was asking another man for his picture so I could gander at it lmao

Mediocrity
09-26-2018, 02:26 AM
this is bleak

Honestly at this point does it matter if I am or not?

I’m not.

But for hypothetical sake let’s say that I am, now what? Lol