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~RustyGunZ~
11-27-2014, 12:47 PM
Hello everyone,

This will be a cypher that goes from now until the end of the night on Sunday.

Figured it'd be a nice thing to have up while the we have a bye week, and a fun thing to tinker with while you're waiting on family, ignoring your uncles bad stories, sitting on the shitter releasing your giant meal, on a bench in the mall waiting for your girl to get done black friday shopping, or sitting in your basement alone.

I will post the results and play by plays in Sharp and I's upcoming mag for this week.

The winner gets an automatic spot in the first champ match (will go against the winner of the contenders)

It will be judged like this

Each bar will be rated on: Concept & Execution

Both on an out of 10 scale. Those two will be added and averaged.

Then the total scores will be added per bar and averaged against what you dropped.

Example..

Knuck dropped 10 bars. The total score for all of them added together is 80. His overall average is 8/10.

There is a 10 bar limit, so don't drop garbage, but also put your hat in the ring and go hard. You have to drop at least 5 bars to be qualified.

You also CANNOT double post. It is weird and clunky and makes it less of a unified event. You must wait until at least 2 people drop after your last drop.


Happy Thanksgiving and let the cypher begin!

Allen Knight 1-0
jilti 1-0
Hush 1-0
Tic Tac 1-0
Knucklehead 1-0
Strikta 1-0
Muff 1-0
Joe Metts 1-0
Wordz AhGod 1-0
Defiant 1-0
King Karaoke 1-0
Mercules 1-0
Alvin Karpis 1-0
SpookyDeep 1-0
Letterman 1-0
tyler 0-0
Odd Ways 0-0
Similac 0-0
Strange 0-0
Orc 0-0
Vulgar 0-0
Swerve 0-0
Dominate 0-0
Greed 0-1
Blanco Bishop 0-1
E Tha Real 0-1
Obnoxious 0-1
PotatoSackLegend 0-1
Destroyer 0-1
Packed Graves 0-1
Unfukwitable 0-1 (1 NS)
Hydra 0-1 (1 NS)
Cashius
Apeirogon
Storyteller
Bags
Aero the slut mouth.
Beans
fresh
Innovator

Vulgar
11-27-2014, 12:57 PM
I got girls tellin' me my dick rich. Hood rats follow me to my unk house.
Only time Penny stalks you at 3 bars, it's probably just Aero the slut mouth.

E Tha Real
11-27-2014, 01:39 PM
clownin kids i hear 'HaHa dix' and i'm no packer fan or cheesehead
if we speak of a vulgar throwdown were rating a silver tease thread

Bash
11-27-2014, 02:14 PM
The lord and pastors can't save u, my left hook..can't deny it
I'll throw a cross that'll leave his soul lifted, no spiritual guidance

Bash
11-27-2014, 02:28 PM
Don't play that hero shit, I'll beat ya mug in homie u can't win
Leave ya face w/ so many jagged edges, it could make doomsday cringe

Bash
11-27-2014, 02:30 PM
clownin kids i hear 'HaHa dix' and i'm no packer fan or cheesehead
if we speak of a vulgar throwdown were rating a silver tease thread

How could u really try me, we know ill wreck through u cunt
I'll put real life in danger till he's in a dream state for months

Bash
11-27-2014, 02:35 PM
When I drop back its shot gun action, it'll lift u n spike ya vitals
U'll soar 6 ft n land w/ more thud than megatron catchin a spiral

Bash
11-27-2014, 02:41 PM
I got girls tellin' me my dick rich. Hood rats follow me to my unk house.
Only time Penny stalks you at 3 bars, it's probably just Aero the slut mouth.

This ain't a game boy, u ain't at a boss level homie ya rep gone
My goons'll put so many sharp shells in ya back, ya funeral'll vibe to bowsers theme song

Joe Metts
11-27-2014, 03:01 PM
This ain't a game boy, u ain't at a boss level homie ya rep gone
My goons'll put so many sharp shells in ya back, ya funeral'll vibe to bowsers theme song

A vile world. Broke, dirty, ramen noodles and hiring girls
that's Odd future and I ain't talking about Tyler and Earl

Joe Metts
11-27-2014, 03:04 PM
clownin kids i hear 'HaHa dix' and i'm no packer fan or cheesehead
if we speak of a vulgar throwdown were rating a silver tease thread


Nigga shut up. I'll throw a right and you'll barley be aware of the ding
we ain't cared about E since beatsrhymeslife and we barely cared about him

Neighbor
11-27-2014, 03:16 PM
I'm bringing magazines out; talk slick & I bet he regrets it
I got a whole catalog for Odyssey, so book Homer ya end'll be Epic

Allen Knight
11-27-2014, 03:19 PM
You also CANNOT double post. It is weird and clunky and makes it less of a unified event. You must wait until at least 2 people drop after your last drop.
^^^^^^^


half u niggas in here are retarted lmaoo

Swerve
11-27-2014, 03:23 PM
UGH

UGGHHHHHHHHHh

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

Banging handguns and bad nuns in the confessional booth,
SWERVE TELLING THE TRUTH
ALL THEY'LL FIND LEFT OF ALLEN IS A LEG AND A TOOTH


UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

E Tha Real
11-27-2014, 04:01 PM
Metts a Ravens office mascot & his challenge as always if the zipper zips
Only time i'd feel a swerve, is pulling over to pay $300 for Striktas bitch

E Tha Real
11-27-2014, 04:31 PM
Eating turkey legs today on his one direction groupie sheets
Metts fat ass has a monster bite, that could rival Spooky Deeps

Vulgar
11-27-2014, 04:59 PM
Ya'll dude's ain't nice. We can do MMA, I'd prefer to entice u with knees
They'll stop the fight due to strikes & I ain't talkin bout Ferguson riot police

Blanco Bishop
11-27-2014, 08:10 PM
I'll put the gat to the back of y'all heads- it'll b a critical story
the blast'll push so many thoughts forward..ud think i was startin a political party

Hydra
11-27-2014, 10:49 PM
judging by that rhyme, when it comes to battling ur usually the victim
the force in that bar is comparable to any one that Clayton has roofied a bitch in

Joe Metts
11-27-2014, 10:59 PM
judging by that rhyme, when it comes to battling ur usually the victim
the force in that bar is comparable to any one that Clayton has roofied a bitch in


They should add an N and a T to your name especially if it's beef now
cuz the way I handle it is to park right in front of you and get the heat out

Hydra
11-27-2014, 11:09 PM
They should add an N and a T to your name especially if it's beef now
cuz the way I handle it is to park right in front of you and get the heat out


really?...

ur handles are shit fat boy, ur not thug & u've never been hard/hood
only reason ur relevant to hoops is because cause ur rim opens up above hardwood

Allen Knight
11-27-2014, 11:16 PM
really?...

ur handles are shit fat boy, ur not thug & u've never been hard/hood
only reason ur relevant to hoops is because cause ur rim opens up above hardwood


smh

u never had a close battle EVER, check all ur losses slut
only time hy-tide in anything, is a fishermens net as his body washes up

Hydra
11-27-2014, 11:22 PM
smh

u never had a close battle EVER, check all ur losses slut
only time hy-tide in anything, is a fishermens net as his body washes up

....really?

whack faggit breaking names for gay bars. this how u do it straight, tard
anytime allen knight, it's behind a bush w/ a mask about to cop a rape charge

Allen Knight
11-27-2014, 11:24 PM
....really?

whack faggit breaking names for gay bars. this how u do it straight, tard
anytime allen knight, it's behind a bush w/ a mask about to cop a rape charge


LMAO really?...so wack


i'll beat u down till ur twitching, it'll be some gory stuff
if this faggot hy-rise again then ima throw'em off one 80 stories up

E Tha Real
11-27-2014, 11:24 PM
@ hydra.

Threeheaded water monster? Then I'll dogfish head & drink a craft beer
Taking a hyd out after murder like Pistorius should've done last year

Joe Metts
11-28-2014, 12:06 AM
really?...

ur handles are shit fat boy, ur not thug & u've never been hard/hood
only reason ur relevant to hoops is because cause ur rim opens up above hardwood

fat boy?


nah, homie im legit. anybody seen hydras pic?
didn't think so. so you dissing mines makes hyd a bitch

Blanco Bishop
11-28-2014, 01:59 AM
this don't warrant a name call, all a u gettin creamed whole
but if y'all wanna roll call. .then just call it gettin steamrolled

jilti
11-28-2014, 02:54 AM
I thought jil dropped a gem


i drop Gems that make the crowd go WOW!!
if Bedazzle with Jewels, its a toe ring when he wears sandals out

Allen Knight
11-28-2014, 04:30 AM
i drop Gems that make the crowd go WOW!!
if Bedazzle with Jewels, its a toe ring when he wears sandals out

stfu u fat waste of air

u didnt get ur bitch willingly, kidnappin's the way dude get's her
wen J Locker down, its cuz this faggots the size of 30 Titan ships put together

El Muffin
11-28-2014, 02:51 PM
Allen Knight

ur whip is garbo. Go to the lot n the decision is done
But if i catch out Car Bine..ill pull up n kill u w/ one

El Muffin
11-28-2014, 02:52 PM
catch you out*

jilti
11-28-2014, 03:07 PM
goddamit jilti

u owe me 20$

this another Dub u wont get from me when they announce my name
so the only 20 u should be concerned about losing is around your waist

El Muffin
11-28-2014, 03:16 PM
jilti

Your a fag revoltionary.jils w/ a picket sign thats says "Dude dnt Judge me"
I aint seen such a Sign out since after i took ur belt in da 1-2 punch league

Allen Knight
11-28-2014, 04:20 PM
Allen Knight

ur whip is garbo. Go to the lot n the decision is done
But if i catch out Car Bine..ill pull up n kill u w/ one


talkin about car's will get u beat to death, its trouble dude
ill give M-3 uppercuts to the face then run over his body w/ a bmw

E Tha Real
11-28-2014, 07:11 PM
Flexing mod muscles for double posts, pfft nobody scared of ya
When I leave Knight dead in a pool of his vomit, he's no Real World character

Blanco Bishop
11-28-2014, 11:36 PM
Flexing mod muscles for double posts, pfft nobody scared of ya
When I leave Knight dead in a pool of his vomit, he's no Real World character

U lucky i chugged 3 bottles a rum before our battle..bet u'd b in a daze
Next time we spar- only thing Imma Throw Down will be you in a grave

Allen Knight
11-28-2014, 11:47 PM
in a brawl i'd duck ur hits, my skills way better
i can read my opponents, ur faggot ass gotta IQ lower than mayweathers

E Tha Real
11-29-2014, 01:17 AM
Drunk in love with NC's very own sexual chocolate!!! i'm reportin man
When Bishop fucks with a Silver spice.. she's nooo Captain Morgan brand

jilti
11-29-2014, 03:24 AM
in a brawl i'd duck ur hits, my skills way better
i can read my opponents, ur faggot ass gotta IQ lower than mayweathers


what's really "cold as winter"..


couldn't get a homeless chick in the sack if he offered her a warm bed to sleep in
cuz when Alaska girl to spend the night, they'd rather freeze to death there this weekend

Allen Knight
11-29-2014, 03:39 AM
what's really "cold as winter"..


couldn't get a homeless chick in the sack if he offered her a warm bed to sleep in
cuz when Alaska girl to spend the night, they'd rather freeze to death there this weekend


stfu w/ ur played shit slut, actin like ppl fear ur flow
i'd say that was dope wordplay, but i already gave the dude u bit it from props 5 yrs ago

Blanco Bishop
11-29-2014, 03:57 AM
E Tha Real

u complained about disc punches but now u use them similes. that's silly, b
can't beat em join em..fine. cuz when we band to kill u guess ull do us the favor willingly

E Tha Real
11-29-2014, 04:11 PM
@ bishopblanco

My disc punches will leavin ya herniated ruptured till ya falter boy
Pleeease Bishop couldn't touch me... If i was an alter boy

Bash
11-29-2014, 04:13 PM
U'll never be a rockstar or a gangster, so just stick to gettin merked
Cuz i'll stab u so bad, ya chest'll be left w/ more ruffles than princes shirt

E Tha Real
11-29-2014, 04:20 PM
@ odd ways

I got ways out of his comfort zone, my knife to ya spleen a vacation
enough oddball lines that rival Tom Greens situation

Bash
11-29-2014, 04:29 PM
@ odd ways

I got ways out of his comfort zone, my knife to ya spleen a vacation
enough oddball lines that rival Tom Greens situation

I beat down on the weak n unfortunate, its time to add u to the system
One punch n i'll leave ur head w/ more tilt than a cerebral palsy victim

Allen Knight
11-29-2014, 09:31 PM
I beat down on the weak n unfortunate, its time to add u to the system
One punch n i'll leave ur head w/ more tilt than a cerebral palsy victim


im shootin' ur thighs, the ruger got this homo pop'd
this faggot'll get the heat put in his fuckin leg like murphy in robocop

jilti
11-29-2014, 09:51 PM
Odd Ways

should wear my gym attire the way i pick up 45's without getting tired
but it's not a workout regimen when Whey gets shaken up after i finish lifting iron

Blanco Bishop
11-30-2014, 12:27 AM
Odd Ways

should wear my gym attire the way i pick up 45's without getting tired
but it's not a workout regimen when Whey gets shaken up after i finish lifting iron

bro, that gun talk is dumb. stop before i squeeze the pump off
the way I'll shoot J..could teach blind kids a perfect jump shot

jilti
11-30-2014, 09:31 AM
bro, that gun talk is dumb. stop before i squeeze the pump off
the way I'll shoot J..could teach blind kids a perfect jump shot

Dope^^


so gun talk & basketball concept huh? ok..



in hip hop beefs the ultimate show of disrespect is to snatch a chain then keep it
so when the Cal press up & force u to turn over, wont be a college team playing defense

Hush
11-30-2014, 12:05 PM
That makes no sense
Ur trash

jilti
11-30-2014, 05:40 PM
That makes no sense

Neither does ur lisp but we still accept u here

Spoken
11-30-2014, 06:07 PM
Keep throwing the gun slang and u'll get ur jugular snapped
Give us custom title a new meaning when I choke u out with that.

Hush
11-30-2014, 06:41 PM
Neither does ur lisp but we still accept u here

Lol This nigga said "we"


Get a friend

jilti
11-30-2014, 08:57 PM
Storyteller aka Spoken


dont speak unless your Spoken Two
or thats how it'll end when my fist goes thru you

Allen Knight
11-30-2014, 08:58 PM
Storyteller aka Spoken


dont speak unless your Spoken Two
or thats how it'll end when my fist goes thru you


ur girl gets tea bagged on the reg, her ass is being reckless
balls go over her head more than a season of calvin johnson TD catches

jilti
11-30-2014, 09:21 PM
ur girl gets tea bagged on the reg, her ass is being reckless
balls go over her head more than a season of calvin johnson TD catches


lol Reckless & Catches dont even rhyme yet, ur past ya prime vet
how's he in a position of power? shoulda chose to Modulator when ur lines connect

Allen Knight
11-30-2014, 09:36 PM
lol Reckless & Catches dont even rhyme yet, ur past ya prime vet
how's he in a position of power? shoulda chose to Modulator when ur lines connect


this nigga said modulator LOL wow


u got arrested & turned out, that shits gay as hell
this faggot Felon love the moment he locked eyes w/ his roommate in jail

Blanco Bishop
11-30-2014, 09:56 PM
ur girl gets tea bagged on the reg, her ass is being reckless
balls go over her head more than a season of calvin johnson TD catches


ur upward potential's reached its peak- no way that u harmin me
but if u do break through the Glass Ceiling. .hope a jagged edge cuts through an artery

Allen Knight
11-30-2014, 10:06 PM
ur upward potential's reached its peak- no way that u harmin me
but if u do break through the Glass Ceiling. .hope a jagged edge cuts through an artery



ima ring leader here u dirty mexican, u can get toss'd tramp
doesn't mean ur a boss cuz u sell ur own fruit from a cart on an off ramp

Spoken
11-30-2014, 10:26 PM
Storyteller aka Spoken


dont speak unless your Spoken Two
or thats how it'll end when my fist goes thru you

Fuck that my words are bushing watch it split u in two,
and expose of what game u play with girls and the question they give to you.

Spoken
11-30-2014, 10:27 PM
Lol

jilti
11-30-2014, 10:56 PM
ur upward potential's reached its peak- no way that u harmin me
but if u do break through the Glass Ceiling. .hope a jagged edge cuts through an artery

beaten so bad, gon need help up when he feels the urge to pee late night
we'll see Bishop facing Bedpan, and it wont be in the Alias tourney semis

Allen Knight
11-30-2014, 11:08 PM
beaten so bad, gon need help up when he feels the urge to pee late night
we'll see Bishop facing Bedpan, and it wont be in the Alias tourney semis

late night an semi's rhyme???? smh stfu

my fists are lethal weapons, i stay beating dikes
i'll fuckin light up ur face like bums standing around a trash can on a freezing night

Spoken
12-01-2014, 12:22 AM
That's a far stretch al... but ur just a soft faggot all along
LLight they faces?... With a smile while singing a Christmas song

jilti
12-01-2014, 12:33 AM
late night an semi's rhyme???? smh stfu

my fists are lethal weapons, i stay beating dikes
i'll fuckin light up ur face like bums standing around a trash can on a freezing night


bums standing around a trash can fire creates a shadow, like of what you used to be
ironic only people appreciating garbage when Night drops are bums looking for food to eat

Blanco Bishop
12-01-2014, 01:43 AM
ima ring leader here u dirty mexican, u can get toss'd tramp
doesn't mean ur a boss cuz u sell ur own fruit from a cart on an off ramp

u ain't tough dun- consider taking no more drugs, son
cuz you ain't Leading shit...but homo thugs on

Allen Knight
12-01-2014, 02:08 AM
bums standing around a trash can fire creates a shadow, like of what you used to be
ironic only people appreciating garbage when Night drops are bums looking for food to eat

talk about garbage? ha,

this biter steals shit from ppl on there worst day, ur bars fake
alley a pile of bodys, while u reuse concepts thrown out by them in a dark place

Spoken
12-01-2014, 02:22 AM
I love how this back and forth wackness proceeds with rud3ness
Almost exclusive the way they ignore bishop cus they can't have anymore wackness included

jilti
12-01-2014, 02:35 AM
talk about garbage? ha,

this biter steals shit from ppl on there worst day, ur bars fake
alley a pile of bodys, while u reuse concepts thrown out by them in a dark place

im killing hoes really tho. coroner on the scene kneeling close
bout to put a white sheet over Knight like Seadads lemme holla at ya video

Allen Knight
12-01-2014, 02:59 AM
im killing hoes really tho. coroner on the scene kneeling close
bout to put a white sheet over Knight like Seadads lemme holla at ya video


on the west coast dudes piss on ur back daily...u jus wanna bang a dick yo
faggot calls it the golden gate bridge cuz hes from the gay side of san francisco

E Tha Real
12-01-2014, 03:18 AM
^^Oopsy you set of the gay alarm!

Allen Knight
12-01-2014, 03:34 AM
@ bishopblanco

My disc punches will leavin ya herniated ruptured till ya falter boy
Pleeease Bishop couldn't touch me... If i was an alter boy

talk about gay alarm...but yo


u aint on Metts list of greats, they'd be beatin ur ass
if Irate u it'll just piss me off thinkin bout all the time i wasted readin ur trash

jilti
12-01-2014, 03:36 AM
^^Oopsy you set of the gay alarm!

wont be all roses when Real left brain dead while he's awake
so if friends & family Cauliflower, it'll refer to his vegetable state

Glossy Finish Dick Lips
12-01-2014, 06:01 AM
This broke faggot is certainly worse w/ the lines,
So you wont see me Jack'n Jil, unless I'm reciting his nursery rhymes.

Blanco Bishop
12-01-2014, 08:46 AM
I love how this back and forth wackness proceeds with rud3ness
Almost exclusive the way they ignore bishop cus they can't have anymore wackness included

U a fuckin bird- a dick suckin fairy with no business battlin
your only Promising Future when u married your bf you faggot

Spoken
12-01-2014, 08:54 AM
U must have a weird accent... pls tell me how does that rhyme?
but put 2 and 2 together it's a go figure since u always forcing ya lines

Sharp
12-01-2014, 09:23 AM
Closing this Knucklehead