Week 4 Chat

[Sharp]

Allen Knight 3-0 vs jilti 3-0
King Karaoke 3-0 vs Odd Ways 2-0
Orc 2-0 vs Tic Tac 2-1
Obnoxious 2-1 vs Muff 2-1
Swerve 1-1 vs E Tha Real 1-2
Packed Graves 1-2 vs Mercules 1-2
Cashius 1-0 vs Storyteller 1-0
Kami 1-0 vs Apeirogon
mimic. 0-0 vs Black Mask 0-0
Potatosacklegend 0-3 vs Blanco Bishop 0-3


Contender matches start next week

Cyph to come later this week, Thanksgiving winner announced in mag

[Sharp]

Allen Knight my computers still fucked, you got battles this week?

[mimic]

Sharp Nine

How you gon' match me up against somebody who has no-shown in EVERY match he's ever been in let alone let him the league?

[Sharp]

You have the same record

That's generally how match-ups work

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

n if u say its wp for "coma" im teleporting to ur crib n dropkicking u with cleats on
Muff

yea... throw away... comb a style / brush with death. didn't feel like working with it, so dropped it as is, lol.

[mimic]

You have the same record

That's generally how match-ups work

He's never shown up to a battle since he's been on this site.. which leads me to my first question... how is he in the league?

[jilti]

Wanted to see Orc vs. Karaoke but got the matchup i wanted so s'all good

[Allen Knight]

Allen Knight my computers still fucked, you got battles this week?

yea ill set them

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol tic tac is 2-1, no? He took an L from Karaoke last week, no?

[Allen Knight]

yea ur right.

[Sharp]

He's never shown up to a battle since he's been on this site.. which leads me to my first question... how is he in the league?

he signed in

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Allen Knight hold off on doing records I'ma count the fuck outta some votes tonight and figure out who needs some extra Ls

[Tic]

Lol tic tac is 2-1, no? He took an L from Karaoke last week, no?
Fuck you bro.....but word, good catch.

[mimic]

he signed in

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Allen Knight hold off on doing records I'ma count the fuck outta some votes tonight and figure out who needs some extra Ls

I mean that's fine by me lmao just means I will probably get a NS win but it is what it is

[El Muffin]

GIVE OBNOXIOUS AUTO LOSS FOR THAT SELFIE HE POSTED IN NBL CHAT LIKE A REAL NIGGA NAMSAYON

[Sharp]

I mean that's fine by me lmao just means I will probably get a NS win but it is what it is

I feel you but I can't just ban the guy at the top of the season. We have a NS rule in place that would eventually ban him tho. plus he'd need voting links to get back in

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

GIVE OBNOXIOUS AUTO LOSS FOR THAT SELFIE HE POSTED IN NBL CHAT LIKE A REAL NIGGA NAMSAYON

lol, I'd bag your bitch, tho.

Nah'sayin...

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Fuck you bro.....but word, good catch.

OCD kicked in.

[Tic]

OCD kicked in.
Your face 'bout to get kicked in.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You aint 'bout dat life, doe!

[Sharp]

If your name appears under 'didn't' then you get an extra loss until those votes are made up

If I missed you let me know asap and put shit in the voting thread next time



Didn't vote
Strikta
Knucklehead
Orc
Destroyer
Defiant
Mercules
Swerve
Tyler
Hush
Ape
Ctrl
Hydra

Did
Karaoke
Muff
Allen
Jilti
Odd
Vulgar
Story
Blanco
Cash
Nox
Potatosacklegend
Packed
Tic
Kami

[jilti]

Obnoxious not gonna drop a verse on the first day? Slacker lol

[El Muffin]

YEAH OBNOXIOUS POST THE FKN VERSE FIRST EVERY WEEK.U FUK

IM WAITING FOR U

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Haven't started writing tbh. Once I get into the office, I'll key up bro.
jilti - bro, you wait till the last day to post, so why you rushing me? I've posted every week with in the same day the battle went up.

[jilti]

Haven't started writing tbh. Once I get into the office, I'll key up bro.
jilti - bro, you wait till the last day to post, so why you rushing me? I've posted every week with in the same day the battle went up.

Me and Muff just making an observation lol i'll put up 16 before u can put up 10 js

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Good for you. And make an observation? I'm one of the ONLY dudes besides those I have battled that post up early.

If you can drop early then do so, as far as I'm cocerened your all mouth at the moment.

[Sharp]

Strikta
Knucklehead
Orc
Destroyer
Defiant
Mercules
Swerve
tyler
Hush
Apeirogon
CtrlF4
Hydra

just added an extra loss to your account for missing votes last week

if i'm wrong lemme know

if im right you can make it up by supplying 3 extra links (nbl or others) this week

[E Tha Real]

My goal is to post @ 11:59

:)

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muff - Keyed up son. Ready when you are.

[Hush]

Strikta
Knucklehead
Orc
Destroyer
Defiant
Mercules
Swerve
tyler
Hush
Apeirogon
CtrlF4
Hydra

just added an extra loss to your account for missing votes last week

if i'm wrong lemme know

if im right you can make it up by supplying 3 extra links (nbl or others) this week

Lol

[Sharp]

thanks

[Orc]

Okay. Will do

[El Muffin]

peep visi msg nox

got u asap. i get off in a hr ortwo

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

peep visi msg nox

got u asap. i get off in a hr ortwo

word. sent verse (10) to Sharp Nine.


I most likely wont be on in an hour or 2 to post up, so he can post for me whenever you drop or w/e. Or send him your verse and he can post both at same time, don't care.

[El Muffin]

almost done

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

YEAH OBNOXIOUS POST THE FKN VERSE FIRST EVERY WEEK.U FUK

IM WAITING FOR U

almost done

waiting on me, huh?


thissssssssssssssssss nigga.

[El Muffin]

lol

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Oh great a battle between two of the lamest niggas on the site...
Thanks mods...

Bye...

[El Muffin]

shaddapp

[Swerve]

Strikta
Knucklehead
Orc
Destroyer
Defiant
Mercules
Swerve
tyler
Hush
Apeirogon
CtrlF4
Hydra

just added an extra loss to your account for missing votes last week

if i'm wrong lemme know

if im right you can make it up by supplying 3 extra links (nbl or others) this week

Like I care about your losses, fuck your voting links and fuck your NFL picks.

[jilti]

Hi...

Oh great a battle between two of the lamest niggas on the site...
Thanks mods...

Bye...

Im lame too..

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Karaoke had to be the lamest persona to grace a text rap battle forum, tbh.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Hold on let me post a duck lipped, lip glossed selfie right quick...

Bye...

[Sharp]

Like I care about your losses, fuck your voting links and fuck your NFL picks.

Lol

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Where you at Muff ?

[El Muffin]

im here just maaad busy

got to handle sum important wrk related bs

ibeen done w/ my verse

[Sharp]

im here just maaad busy

got to handle sum important wrk related bs

ibeen done w/ my verse

PM me that boss

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

post up then.


what you waiting for?

[El Muffin]

i was on my phone

and my verse is in private msging

cant copy n paste from this thing

got u shortly hold up

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

forward the shit to sharp, nigga.

[jilti]

Fuck both of u. I posted 16

[PotatoSackLegend]

10 in @ blanco Bishop

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Fuck both of u. I posted 16

sent 10 early yesterday bro. thought you was going to post before me, tho?

[El Muffin]

sent.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

word. dope.

[El Muffin]

sharps awol right now

Obnoxious

post ur verse n ill post mine

or vice versa

im here. not going anywhere. let me know

or we can be patient

idc

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

ok we post on the count of...

3


2


1


nah let Sharp Nine just post up, lol...

[El Muffin]

ok

[Sharp]

I teach guitar til 5 on wednesday lol

it's up

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

word. good shit Muff

[Sharp]

yo

I just judged the cypher, winner to be in the mag

Pic roast next week unless Knucklehead has any ideas

[El Muffin]

yayyy pic roaaast

hyped

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Word. Pic roast.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

mimic why you sign out tho bro?

[mimic]

mimic why you sign out tho bro?

getting matched against someone who has no-shown EVERY battle he's ever been in annoyed me but I haven't got time for 2 leagues

[Sharp]

sorry bro that's just how records work

I didnt wanna just ban dude outright but now that he's noshowed he can't just sign back in

[Sharp]

E Tha Real

I got some shit for you to read on jazz bro

http://irockjazz.com/2013/04/hugh-masekela-the-vanguard-of-african-music/

http://www.allaboutjazz.com/ben-sidran-the-first-existential-jazz-rapper-ben-sidran-by-joan-gannij.php?&pg=1


mmmmmm

fuck big bands tbph

[jilti]

Let me battle mimic next week

[Sharp]

Let me battle mimic next week

He's signing out and that's not how that works

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol. Niggas waiting to very last second to drop or the entire league is basically no showing.




Wild.

[Cashius]

So thirsty.

[Spoken]

Cashius nice verse bud... thanks for showing bruh

[El Muffin]

Storyteller

i dnt get tht line about my votes


or is it basically saying.my votes shitty

[Spoken]

Lol... bruh it's no shots at ya To be clear...


But sometimes ur votes typed out is sometimes not understandable tbr. No hate on ya votes bruh at least you vote unlike some folks

[E Tha Real]

Yeah & muffy double posts so its like wtf is he saying x2

;)

[El Muffin]

its coz i give u my stream of conciousness during my vote

n it makes sense

i promise

it always does

[E Tha Real]

While you wouldn’t have a bitch on your arm rocking Orc’s tattoo.- swerve

Vs.

Cause the closest you came to a chick on your arm is copying Orc's tattoo- cashius

Muffy i need you to vote on this.

[El Muffin]

swerve coz he did it first

i tried to warn cash

he aint give a fuck lol

[E Tha Real]

Its wild cause storyteller called my cam line played and it happen this week. Shit happened tuesday lmao and he dont understand your vote.

[El Muffin]

yknow i saw that n decided to not mention it

lol

[Spoken]

Lol nah I meant played as cam newton flips... but just saw that but bruh E Tha Real my judgement is mine bruh so to me I've seen it but ur flip was better but I'm putting stand out bars to each other like I stated I didn't really like the orc flips

[Spoken]

Never doubt u on that muff...

[Swerve]

dudes running in here like "ERMAHGRD SIMILAR ORC LINES"

lmao

[E Tha Real]

Guess your right, its so simple anyone could've thought of it.

:p

[Spoken]

Well it ain't the first time cam newton bars were done cause of his poor playing bruh


Lol... Swerve

[El Muffin]

"i meant played as in cam newton flips"

dude wot

his accident happened the day b4 yesterday

do u think he was talm bout cam newton doin gymnastics or sutton

[Spoken]

Bruh I'm looking at that bar as the poor playing of cam newton I guess it flew over my head if something new has happened

[Spoken]

Lol just seen now the report on cam with the scoot accident

[El Muffin]

yeah lol

cam newton had an accident n his truck.flipped

u just gasped didnt u

dnt wry

he broke his back no.mike tyson

[Spoken]

Truck** lol

[Spoken]

Tf? I gotta search that up just to get it

[Swerve]

Guess your right, its so simple anyone could've thought of it.

:p

Or it happened and I did it first, but PLEASE MUFF I NEED YOU TO VOTE ON THIS, lmfao

[El Muffin]

i feel like an idiot because i dnt kno if im being insulted righ now

[El Muffin]

Allen Knight
jilti

yall killed it

props

[jilti]

i feel like an idiot because i dnt kno if im being insulted righ now

Thanks for the vote Muff


Btw.. Alexander Wang = Al-ex-and-her Wang (wewe) lol

[El Muffin]

ah i see

i pronounce alex as al lix

not al-ex

but its passable

[jilti]

Allen Knight
jilti

yall killed it

props

Thanks my dude

U and obnoxious had an entertaining battle as well. I'll vote on its

[E Tha Real]

Wasn't calling you out, if anything i was swaying in your favor. Dudes usually never flip a line the same week you do iT. It has a spooky deep quality to it.

[Spoken]

Lmfao

[Apeirogon]

How do you say Kami?

[El Muffin]

chk ur battle thread

[Apeirogon]

thanks

[El Muffin]

dis sum fkn bullshit

fr

[Spoken]

Hmmm...

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muffy lol

You subliminally swaying, b? Hahaha

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Destroyer

that shit older than me tho, long time in the ground til they dug him up
that motherfucker straight turned to iron - like you needed to with that button up

Lol, dope picture reference, son. Props haha

[mimic]

Let me battle mimic next week

I'll slaughter you in BA if you'd like

[Tic]

Nice drop Orc

[jilti]

I'll slaughter you in BA if you'd like

Set it

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

jilt bout to catch'a body.

[Orc]

Nice drop Orc

good shit bud

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lol Orcs show of hands bar. dope.

[Spoken]

Dope

[El Muffin]

YEAH ITS CLOSE

5-0 K.O


TIED IN QUOTES

5-0 K.O


SMFH

[El Muffin]

YEAH ITS CLOSE

5-0 K.O


TIED IN QUOTES

5-0 K.O


SMFH

[Spoken]

Ya know there is other matches open fellas



Whoa

[mimic]

sorry bro that's just how records work

I didnt wanna just ban dude outright but now that he's noshowed he can't just sign back in

no worries homie I just aint got time for two leagues anyway right now whilst I'm working graveyard shifts

[Vulgar]

Destroyer

Good battle pop. Lolz were had.

[Sharp]

no worries homie I just aint got time for two leagues anyway right now whilst I'm working graveyard shifts

Nah bro text>real life

[mimic]

Nah bro text>real life

I never told you my occupation.. I'm a full time text battler bro

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muff upset as fuck right now. Lmao

[Destroyer]

Destroyer

Good battle pop. Lolz were had.

always are, my friend

[damon pope famous quote]

Muff upset as fuck right now. Lmao

dude swaying on the low key is desperate af. for shame

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol word.

[El Muffin]

nah.

honestly dont think i lost.

BUT 5-0?

get the entire fuck out of here


i didnt make a thread imploring u all to vote better

just voicing a grievance

funny how i got a msg sayom im being robbed

but they aint voting

the fuck?

[El Muffin]

5-0 = catching a body

90% of the votes had it tied in quotes=not so much

doesnt add up

i got more votes vs kare n the disparity between verses was highrr than this

js

[Destroyer]

quit cryin

[El Muffin]

destroyer

uve made threads solely dedicated to swaying

so i cant vaguely say u niggas cant vote? after its 5-0 n needs to be closed

I swear to god u niggas are hypocrites

[Blanco Bishop]

Muff

He got u b.

Should of personalized with more aggression.

Can't win em all.


Unless u mayweather.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I just dropped by to say that both verses were trash...
Im not going to vote because trash vs trash only equals to trash...
Battle of the lames...

Bye...

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lmao.. Muffy it's 2014, b.




You swaying hard, bro.

[El Muffin]

karaoke

your pussy


js nigga

all text aside

u like to sit behind a computer screen n clown ppls appearances

then u ask ppl to meet n noone knows who u look like

you dont exist nigga.

just stick to shutting the fuck up and writing verses

coz your the fakest on this site

barnone

[Destroyer]

muff mad now

[El Muffin]

i aint mad



kara disgusts me

amen has nothing to do w/ it. hes fine


n des u know ur being hypocritical

i aint trippin

ill still compete

[El Muffin]

i aint mad



kara disgusts me

amen has nothing to do w/ it. hes fine


n des u know ur being hypocritical

i aint trippin

ill still compete

[Orc]

at least u dont sign out when u feel a type of way. fuck it

shake it off taylor

[Destroyer]

I have no idea what hypocrisy you are referring to

[El Muffin]

lol des

every thread u made concerning ill nika

[Destroyer]

I've never made a tread about that dude

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

You suck dick and let these white guys call you a nigger...
You brag about tasting your own cum...
You posted one pic after being online for 14 years...
Youre crying over a text battle...
Youre lame......

Bye...

[El Muffin]

the fuck im spose to do to stop them?

all u gotta do is look. i was quick to say these dudes are armchair bigots

after awhile u just chalk it up tk the game coz i cant do shit about it


n the tasting cum thing. reach

posted my pic. sure. n uve been online 20 yrs and HAVENT

[El Muffin]

the fuck im spose to do to stop them?

all u gotta do is look. i was quick to say these dudes are armchair bigots

after awhile u just chalk it up tk the game coz i cant do shit about it


n the tasting cum thing. reach

posted my pic. sure. n uve been online 20 yrs and HAVENT

[El Muffin]

the boy karaoke is sheer pussy

[jilti]

Fuck everyone here

[Destroyer]

glad you're alive!

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Get'em Muffy.

[Spoken]

Getting slept on

[jilti]

Already got my verse for next week lol Amen

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol word. Not I. Don't even know who I'm facing, tbh. I'd rather drop more direct bars that apply to my opponent then random bars that could be spot at anyone. Dig?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

If need be, I'll try and drop some more votes later, if there are battles still open and in need of votes in order to close out and move the league on.

[Orc]

Sharp i voted on 5 can u take the loss off my rec.

i'll vote on another 20 if u take off my 10 other ns losses :) haha

[kami]

Voted on what was open..sucks posting verse and voting from a phone. Smh

[E Tha Real]

I only post from my phone aswell. I understand your pain.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lmao. Orc would probably be undefeated if you removed all of his N/S L's, hahaha.

Wild.

[Orc]

Lmao. Orc would probably be undefeated if you removed all of his N/S L's, hahaha.

Wild.

haha not quite my man

lost to cashius swag n flow, nika reg, & dominate reg

3 is all i remember on this version of the site. i'd say there's prob up to 5 more ive forgotten

i had bout 10 more wins but i wiped my acc clean when i was admin

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol word.

[kami]

Orc is pretty witty, I still remember when he did long bar...

[Allen Knight]

beast.