this is the masterbation thread... (Muff tastes his own semen in this thread)

[Geno]

So i recently read a post in discussion where dead man referred to it as "rubbing one off"

What codewords do u use for jerking it?
Ive always enjoyed referring to it as "killing my/yourself"

How often do u do it. What places have you done it... oddest wierdest places? Ever been caught?

I personally have jerked off every fuckibg where you could imagine and left seeds allover the place lmmfaooooooo

[El Muffin]

Dawg im offshore

haven't seen pussy In like 3 months

bruh

suave on deck

all im saying

I call it "squeezing one out" lol

and yes I got caught one time but I played it off like a g

[Geno]

Hahaha. I feel for you my G. Big ups

[Diode]

fuck this site

[El Muffin]

lol

[dead man]

I'm a bit upset that this was what you tagged me for, if I'm being honest.

[big baby]

dead man want 2 do acollao dead man

[Geno]

:/
Were all men here. Either your ashamed of this. Or you lack sexdrive. But we ALL do it. Fact is... some of us probably have higher levels of masterbation practices than most people in the world. This is because of the level of surfing we do. i mean statistically. Men think think about sex ...what, 70perceng og the day? Give or take some numbers. Now you cant tell me that you dont wack the motherfucker driving these thoughts and sit there saying so oug og honesty. Dont be shy... lets have it. Where when and how much. Ive come clean. Ur turn u fuckz

[Zen]

Ive come clean.

http://i58.tinypic.com/14c9v29.jpg

[El Muffin]

i dont think about sex 70% of the day.

its a shitload of fleeting thoughts

not like i sit in thinking mans pose for 30mins str8 fantasizing

if thats a stat then i dispute it

[Geno]

Its a stst i saw somewhere. It happens. Subconsciiusly even

[Inno]

nigga this is a hiphop site jesus christ.

I often beat off to niki minaj on mute.

real nigga status.

[Half Wit It]

:/
Were all men here.

Precisely.

[timeless]

Dick in ya hand, you missed the plan

[Stan]

Phil you got a lot of explaining to do

[Geno]

lol

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

genocide wants to know where, when and how many times.




the type of grip and how hard you tug. do you palm it or do you use fingers.




weird thread.

[Geno]

haha. i wanna know

[Geno]

cass showmanship killing it

[Geno]

damn. cass got rnd 1 wrong thread, my bad yall. lol

[Hush]

I b jerking ignf

[Geno]

exactly how i would expect a real nigga to respond. you can see how the feminins respond itt also lol

[Geno]

yo lmaaaa this nigga cass laughing at hime while he nose to nose pointing at his chest that shit slayed me kahflaskdjfh

[Badweather]

Phil you got a lot of explaining to do

INCORRECT!

[Geno]

cass got imo. 2-1

[El Muffin]

omg at geno givin is a playbyplay on csss vs diz itt

[Inno]

geno deverting from emmence gay coming off this thread

[Geno]

lol on playbyplay
that shit had me hype, cant front

[El Muffin]

whats this game i kept hearin rumors about

three guys stand around the biscuit

they jack.off and ejaculate on the biscuit

whoevrr nuts last gotta eat the biscuit

is this real

confirm or deny geno

[Geno]

hahaha, this is news to me. sounds pretty illnasty man. where did you hear about this

[El Muffin]

lol i honestly dnt remember

my college years..im thinking

heard someone talk about weird hazing games they used to ply in hs

[El Muffin]

lol @ i dnt remember

im lying

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY N ILL NVR FORGET LOL

GUANATANAMO BAY GET @ ME ..WE GOT A NEW TORTURE TECHNIQUE

ITLL DECREASE FOODSTUFF EXPENSES

COZ CUM HAS PROTEIN INNIT OBV

[El Muffin]

lol @ i dnt remember

im lying

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY N ILL NVR FORGET LOL

GUANATANAMO BAY GET @ ME ..WE GOT A NEW TORTURE TECHNIQUE

ITLL DECREASE FOODSTUFF EXPENSES

COZ CUM HAS PROTEIN INNIT OBV

[Inno]

yo you niggas are literally discussing dudes cuming on a biscuit.

STAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!

[El Muffin]

i wonder if the biscuit was buttermilk

[Geno]

maybe it was a popeyes biscuit. mmmm
i know some fat fucks who would lose just to eat the biscuit. ewww

[Inno]

yall just gonna ignore me like this isnt gay huh..word.

[Geno]

im saying though. popeyes sounds dope rite about now dont it?

[El Muffin]

i drink alot of pineapple juice n water

bitchrs say it makes nut more appetizing for lake ofca better adj

lets ramp this up a bit LOLROFL


BUT SRS DRINK ALOT OF CRANBERRY/GRAPE COMBO

OR PINEAPPLEJUICE/WATAH COMBO

TRUST

[Geno]

yo, thatsd what they say though. your diet depends on how your kids taste and shit. crazy right?

so if i eat bacon before i pork a slut, do you think it taste like five -0?

[El Muffin]

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

[El Muffin]

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

[El Muffin]

i never did this tho guise

inb4 muff wtf

[Geno]

iono, but the shit smells like bleach tho, you notice that?
now, whenever i jerk off... the girl be like gennnnn????? are you masterbating again, i be like nah babe -im doing laundry lmaoooo

[El Muffin]

no my nut dnt smell like bleach

wtf nigga yo shit toxic

[El Muffin]

Sharp Nine

u fkn ass lol

I DENY THIS YOOO

[Sharp]

Sharp Nine

u fkn ass lol

I DENY THIS YOOO

que?

[Geno]

lol, im saying tho. i got that clean a bitch throat out nut. it dont matter where she been. its confidence man, i just know my shit clean and even if she aint ...well, thats what the bleach for. big up strikta.

[El Muffin]

u chngd thread title

[Geno]

lol @ the thread title change. it wasnt me muff hahah

[El Muffin]

haha idc rly

i chuckled wen i saw it

[Geno]

lol. true shyt

[Geno]

hammock porn.
havnt tried that shit myself tbh. havnt even jerked on one of those yet. new goal!

[El Muffin]

lay face down on hammock

get sucked up through holes


Say Waaaht

lol thst sounds legit intriguing

[big baby]

jesus fucking christ. whad da hell

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW

you can't be serious right now.

you that nigga that makes protein shakes out of your own seeds, yo.

someone help me understand this nigga right now.

[Strikta]

Lol at thread title.

[Sharp]

u chngd thread title

Wasn't me Lmaooooo

[Ghost1]

LMFAO

YO U EVER JACK OFF N GET A LIL RESIDUAL NUT ON YO FINGERS THEN SNEEZE N U WIPEYo NOSE THEN U GET A LIL NUT IN YO MOUTH

OR DO U JUS STR8 UP TASTE UR OWN NUT LIKE A REAL BOY

LMFAOOOOOAROFALOMAO

TAKING THREADS TO LVLS UNFORSEEN RIGH NOW



Member when people thought muff was cool.....

lol all of u hang ur heads in shame.

[El Muffin]

i cant be understood

nigga i dont even understand myself

but i dont taste my semen asshole

i was just injecting sum wtf itt

but ill run w/ it

[El Muffin]

i cant be understood

nigga i dont even understand myself

but i dont taste my semen asshole

i was just injecting sum wtf itt

but ill run w/ it

[Sharp]

My first guess would be certain but I doubt he could resist correcting "masterbation" in the thread title

[Hush]

Muff u A daggpt b

[El Muffin]

im bout to go daylyt on u niggas

hush i.like women

im comfortable w/ my sexuality

[Clayray]

Warm salty snot

[El Muffin]

inb4 Bags

"i just cant"

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol @ muff being a daggot

[El Muffin]

name

who r u.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lol don't worry nigga.




worry bout trying to justify that you straight brah.

[Fart]

i call it jackin the beanstalk

[El Muffin]

i dont see anything indicative of being gay itt

even tge shit about tasting my own semen in jest

[El Muffin]

but lol @ the thought of justifying anything to u niggas

rly tho

i dont know any of u personally. n if i did. we wouldnt be havin this convo tbph

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lol ok dawg.

[El Muffin]

triple post.

im a fgt coz i mk jokes about tasting my own semen

but yall legit dead ass calling each other handsome n sexy n shit

take me nowww jesus

this sum twilight zone shit my niggas

[El Muffin]

triple post.

im a fgt coz i mk jokes about tasting my own semen

but yall legit dead ass calling each other handsome n sexy n shit

take me nowww jesus

this sum twilight zone shit my niggas

[dead man]

Geno I got love for you and that's how I made it to page 2 of this thread

But it really sounds like you need a break my dude. Just go read a book, write a letter to an elderly relative, maybe take a nap. Return when your blood vessels have dilated again.

Thanks!

[Zen]

semen in jest

http://i57.tinypic.com/26260if.jpg

[El Muffin]

lol.


nice eye

[topkek]

how to check if your the alpha male of your house: jizz on the carpet & don't clean it up and see if anyone dares complain

[Badweather]

Lol @ a male masturbation thread trending on netcees.


Lololol, I just can't Bags

[Geno]

Lmaooo. Thanks dead man. But i knew this thread would go somewhere. As untasteful ad it is

[Chyeahhh!!!]

iono, but the shit smells like bleach tho, you notice that?
now, whenever i jerk off... the girl be like gennnnn????? are you masterbating again, i be like nah babe -im doing laundry lmaoooo

Strikta

[Strikta]

Wtf

Fuck u.

[Tom Sparks]

Pineapples and egg whites to be busting them Peter North nuts

My shit comes out like caulking gun.. Just splatting every where