Grinding my Gears

[Plot]

...These fucking generic 'American sports persons name' punches. When I dont watch gridiron, baseball or basketball. My eyes just glaze over and I just skip the line. Its makes me grrr.

[El Muffin]

well we cant use rugby punches

99% of the sitell have no clue wtfs going on

[El Muffin]

well we cant use rugby punches

99% of the sitell have no clue wtfs going on

[Plot]

Thats what I mean, I watch rugby and cricket.
But Im not droppin no names of cunts you dont know..
But i dont know any of the cunts your on about.
I know this sites 95% merican, just frustrating to read in battles is all.

[Orc]

i usually just think it's okay cuz i have to check who the person is and then it's like mehhh. at least when the world cup is on i can use some soccer bars. there's a whole world of them out there i can't use haha

[El Muffin]

i have no problem googling references

but thats just me.

i can see why it would dull the sting..but theres been times where i didnt get sumthing..googled it and was subsequently impressed

ykno

[Orc]

i have no problem googling references

but thats just me.

i can see why it would dull the sting..but theres been times where i didnt get sumthing..googled it and was subsequently impressed

ykno

yea but not for sports bars imo. sports bars are easy. for sure if its a creative bar and i dont get it and i look it up then wrd it won't dull the sting

[Plot]

Just seems to be getting over done.
Every battle I read I feel these days theres a 'some sport guys name' wp.

[big baby]

itt bumblebees talk about dull stings

stfu

[El Muffin]

bb stfu u look like u come from beijings branch of st judes hospitsl

[Plot]

I feel its like lame cunts thinking I'll wp that guys name from the game this weekend, they'll all know who wat i mean coz it's this game I watch... and they have to remember that guys fucking kick or tackle or someshit. But like WE AINT ALL WATCHIN YOU MERICA!

[big baby]

I feel its like lame cunts thinking I'll wp that guys name from the game this weekend, they'll all know who wat i mean coz it's this game I watch... and they have to remember that guys fucking kick or tackle or someshit. But like WE AINT ALL WATCHIN YOU MERICA!

yeh u r we got idiyotes around the globe doing stupid ass protests in their country bout an indictment

[El Muffin]

I think its more "8/10 ppl will get..idc if 2 ppl from Greenland are left out of the loop"

not american arrogance

jbh

[El Muffin]

get it*

[dull boy]

Deacon Jones played in the '60s. I grew up watching NFL Films of him clothes lining people.

[El Muffin]

Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley

i miss those tapes @ dull boy

i had the one that showed highlights/stories of every superbowl from 1 to san fran vs chargers..which was mid to late 90s

swhy i have a deep appreciation for historic players

[Wise Wiggles]

Football was no joke back in the day..

[dull boy]

Had those shits memorized.

[Fart]

watch real sports and you might warm up to them?

[Witty]

watch real sports and you might warm up to them?

Lol @ real sports.

[Wise Wiggles]

I swear if I had a desktop I'd be lighting this thread up with little pussy soccer flops for days.. Motherfuckers start spasming after they stub their toe and shit, flopping around like a fish out of water. Fact!

[Witty]

More people like cricket and volleyball than all american sports , and cricket is terrible.

Lol @ real sports.

[El Muffin]

i think the coolest superbowls in the classic era was

San Fran vs Cin

tony montana gw drive w/ secs remaining

umm. Pittsburh vs vikings. lynn swann n fkn stallworth go ham

and the won washington won when they had doug williams


oh and of course the nyg vs buf ..missed fg to the chagrin of buf fans


thurman thomas was amazing btw

[Fart]

More people like cricket and volleyball than all american sports , and cricket is terrible.

....right

[Mercules]

Pats vs panthers was a sick Superbowl tbh.


REAL SPORTSSSS!!!!

[El Muffin]

real athletes

on a srs note tho

no athlete in the international community can hold a candle to the elite of american athletes

js

i mean i kno messi n ronaldo are crazy crafty..thwy have intangibles

but. we have the thoroughbreds

yall dnt produce no lebron jameses larry fitzgeralds. fkn ndomakong "im fkn 500 pds but run like a kenyan" Suh!!!


u fkn produce bald wayne rooneys


js

[Witty]

Ronaldo is freakishly athletic, ur dumb.

There are lots of 'thoroughbred' athletes in 'soccer'

[El Muffin]

he pales in comparison

hes not bigger..stronger..or faster than lebron. or even larry fitz

theres more. ill use those 2

[El Muffin]

put it this way

if ronaldo is ur apex athlete then lol guy

hes looks like a god because for the most part hes surrounded by avg men

this has nothing to do with skill. keep in mind

athleticism

[Witty]

I don't think you understand athletics.

[El Muffin]

you never had lawrence taylor type athletes

giant lumbering men who run like gazelles

where are ur jj watts

350 pound men play soccer?

i thought not

im so fkn right right now

[Witty]

No you just confirmed you know nothing, you seem to think athletic means big.

To even be a little successful in the top soccer leagues you have to be in peak physical health, they run quite a few km per game basically non stop at high speeds, there aren't many big big guys because that makes it difficult to play but there are atheltic beasts in the sport.

[El Muffin]

soccers a finesse sport

it will never require the sheer athleticism that our sports require

u know why

BECAUSE UR FKN UPPER BODY IS FKN OBSOLETE UNLESS URCA GOALIE

top 5 in Nba/Nfl all more ALL AROUND athletic than ronaldo

.e if we held a combine

n told ronaldo to run the 40. Bench press . long jump. vertical

lebron would win every category

dispute this

go ahead

[El Muffin]

ok so soccer players have endurance

1/5

[El Muffin]

ok so soccer players have endurance

1/5

[Witty]

You are quite dumb.

I love you tho.

[El Muffin]

You cant dispute the combine analysis angle

the "im obv smarter man" approach is childish.

soccer players have more stamina by avg sure

but are they quicker
stronger
can they jump higher
can they jump further

are they more athletic?

[uh-oh]

WORD MUFF I REMEMBER WHEN TONY MONTANA LED THAT GAME WINNING DRIVE

[El Muffin]

yea i was wrong to say "bigger" in retrospect

the rest rings true.

lebrons more of a olympic style athlete than ronaldo

i can see him beating him in 80 percent of the events including curling nigga

lol but srs in all the events that would matter in a trial of sorts

whether it be agilty based (lebron wins)

endurance (lebron loses but debatable)

strength(lebron wins hands down)

[El Muffin]

word @uh oh

lol that catch tho to seal it?

snatched it out the air

hands

[uh-oh]

WORD MUFF I REMEMBER WHEN TONY MONTANA LED THAT GAME WINNING DRIVE

[uh-oh]

ITS JOE DAMMIT

[uh-oh]

soccer athletes would body football and basketball players in long distance running events.

but lebron would pretty much clean up everywhere else.

long jump

high jump

discus

javelin

probably the sprints as well.

thats doesn't make them better ATHLETES tho, that just makes them more well rounded physical specimens. all an athlete is, is a competitor in a game. you can't compare athletics across sports because each sport requires different skill sets, and different positions within each sport get further refined

but i agree that americans are more well rounded. (by americans i mean football players and some basketball players.)

[Bags Beard]

you are white and hate yourself for it, REAL LIFE is harsh :/

[El Muffin]

no shit


fkn typo.


yeah bro bro let me talk about johnny unitas n lynn swann but not kno who joe montana is bruh bruh

not to mention i hv that game winning drive cemented in my brain n can prollybgive uba play bybplay on that bitch

[Bags Beard]

The only thing you have cemented in your brain is me driving my fist through your fragile soul day after day.

[El Muffin]

i think i kinda get where ur going

because cyclists are incredibly athletic but their upper bodies r obsolete too

its all on ur definition of athletic

kk
momentofclarity

[Plot]

So now Allen Knights dismissing my vote in the league because of this thread, in a battle he's in, but he's the mod... seems legit. This wasn't a sway, I'm not even in the battle I made this thread after thoughts I had after reading the battle.

[E Tha Real]

He's right to dismiss your vote, you dont like sports referrences then dont vote.

Sorry we can't appease you & make cum lines current.

[Hush]

Lol