I got punched in the face by a fat guy cuz I kissed his woman then we became best friends

[Witty]

lol still drinking from last night.

FUCK U GAYS.

[Dominate]

Darryl Darryl Darryl ...

Lemme guess... you didn't know she had a bf and he didn't know that you didn't know she had a bf and so once that was established you then bonded over what a hoe she was, unfortunately after said face punching had already occurred?

Hope ur face is OK. Your beautiful, beautiful face.

[Witty]

LOL pretty accurate...she was flirting with me, and she was hot so I did what I do, then it turned out her boyfriend was with the people i was drinking with, he saw me kissing her and punched me, i hit him back and we got kicked out and then we had a smoke and bonded over what a slut she is while we waited for evetyone else to get out and we went back to some dudes house and drank rum.

[Witty]

Also my beautiful face is good...it is used to being punched.

[Inno]

you had a productive night my friend.

[Witty]

I agree...and liverpool lost so i'm getting fucked up until the depression leaves.

[Inno]

lol I will never get soccer fans

[Plot]

I have to post a funny video here, bear with me Im bad at this techie shit. Just a simple man, i like reading books and drawing on paper, but the video is all about getting hit in the face and soccer games...

[Plot]

Nah I cant do it

[Dope girl]

most guys like that for many reasons like jealous anyway women cheat like men sometimes do not find out til later

[Badweather]

LOL pretty accurate...she was flirting with me, and she was hot so I did what I do, then it turned out her boyfriend was with the people i was drinking with, he saw me kissing her and punched me, i hit him back and we got kicked out and then we had a smoke and bonded over what a slut she is while we waited for evetyone else to get out and we went back to some dudes house and drank rum.

Dude! My night ended in rum too! Met a bunch of cuties, almost got hit, but they were too scared to escalate things.