WEEK 5 PIC ROAST

[Sharp]

Alternating weeks of cyphers and roasts, should've started sooner but knuck dipped. Figure we get started with our own malcolm techs aka clayton.


Max10 Lines
Due Thursday
Winner announced in next mag, will get accomp and priority in contender matches

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[Packed Graves]

I understand it's hard to kiss women being a fat dude
but right now I can't make out either, anything about your tattoo
Hope your hearts a rock, right now this what I have to do
This ugly bastard has the people's eyebrow & all their acne to
Fist attack at will & easily leave this homie smothered
plus the fat fuck looks like Neighbors over weight an lonely brother

[E Tha Real]

No ragrets here...

Lip curls more than his scrawny arms do at band camp
SMH @ the tattoo artist misplacing his tramp stamp
Imagine Blood & puss overdosed with a syringe of urkel
Wigga is Rosie o' donell disguised as a ninja turtle
The original dirt person, his zits got zits In theories
Tv cracked itself up....
after animal planet airs ya postpartum koala series
zits got peaks & vallys lance armstrong wouldnt cycle around
Eyebrows were raised better than eric garner & michael brown
I got a proactiv approach, that i'll kindly throw at him
He's so lonely his right hand is forcing deep throat action

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Nah... This nigga pullin hoe's? That's a joke & it's sick,
Cuz you being handsome's a stretch that could rival the pose in the pic.
Let's focus on kid... Claim to get money? well check, guy,
The only racks I see... Are sadly located at this faggot's "chest" line.

[mimic]

tht poutin' shit is faggoty plus tht physiques perjury
that chest is lookin' Tits Up & can rival Angelina's surgery
ur far from built but ur heads trynna keep u straight
cuz ur cheek looks like its trynna dead lift tht spot on ur face

[Sharp]

thirstin for approval. keep wearin lipstick n u wont have it
Maybe it's Maybelline... but you were DEFINITELY born a faggot
that face makes me gag a bit. lookin at it's murder, kid
ironic you're Proactiv about trolling but let your skin turn to shit
Can barely see steady. Them peepers are too red, b
A heavier glaze on your eyes n you woulda ate em already
This porky fuck tries to troll. Thinks he's starting a trend
Look on the Web n see 'some pig' seek attention... It's like reading Charlotte again

[El Muffin]

Bitch just got out of prison. This pic just caint be clever
you might of escaped from the Penn'..but u cn't escape lookin like a waterlogged Frankie Edgar
muff'll rob this Drug dealin redneck ..N that crib? Ull get clowned just right..
I'll pull the Trey out next time u Push Coke in that Cabin like snacking on round trip flights
Ur mug is a mess. Looking all sad..clear this kid is achin
But you can cry all u want. Sadly Those tears won't extinguish the inflammation
Such a crap photo. Whole style screams. Ima WACK HOMO
next time u Cher your life story..try not to look like Chaz Bono
Heard he earned his stripes in jail..such a euphoric Bastid
He's the type to catch a 'battery charge'for washin his face w/ hydrochloric Acid'

[Greed]

Ur hideous, hoes cower when this fat man speak
Clayface such a menace commissioner Gordon signals for batman on his cheek
What was you thinking when you took this? You ain't even got style b
Forget a filter.. You should just take a picture of something else entirely
Fucking duck face selfies, really? You think you a pretty gal?
LOL@ Those guns making your air soft piece look like a 50 cal

[Allen Knight]

damn those pimples are hideous, filled w/ grease u twat
ur face flags red so bad it could start turf wars on the streets of watts
& those fuckin pours are crazy big, dude here is wack
the deep holes in ur cheek can be used as a fall out shelter ina nuclear attack
stop tryna mean mug, ur a soft pussy...i'll hit this punk
u look as tough as sidney crosby right now....bed ridden w/ the mumps
i bet u enter pie eating contests at fairs, i dont gotta tell him
lookin like u bobbed for apples in the same acid filled container The Joker fell in
so fuckin ugly ur parents dumped u, ur fam is evil
wen the fuck did stone cold steve austin have a kid w/ a strand of shingles

[Sharp]

Closing tonight

[PotatoSackLegend]

ill make this kid cry easily, hes 1 hell of a lonely queefer
now im goin for the take out and his face looks like some pepperoni pizza
either a full time crack addict, or u smoke ice while grabbin dick
w/ such a meth face u make joe metts feel bad when he looks at ur pic

[jilti]

names Clayton, but looks like a Mark w/ the blemished spots this heavy got
so when i aim laser at'cha face, wont even notice one more red dot ready to pop
this gay all fat, no way eyein a female is appealing to clays bald ass
if this Chubby Checker out, he'd do the twist & turn the other way like his baseball cap
yo.. even sex with an incoherent female doesnt exist to this geek
cuz if Some Fucked Up Chiclets u smash, it's just describing the condition of his teeth
if i ever seen him in real life, dude would be shook and in fear
cuz i'd leave him seeing stars above his head, without looking in the mirror
ur ink is sloppy. obviously the dude was in a hurry who started it
if i had tool in hand, woulda put Tec across his chest faster than that tattoo artist did