RND3 - Karaoke and Unfukwitable vs Muff and Blanco Bishop - KAR AND UNFUK WIN

[Sharp]

RND3 Survivor tournament
Verses 16 lines min/max - 8 lines each
due - wednesday midnight
Winning team members get a BA title shot of their choosing (reg, pic, s/f, tag)

King Karaoke Unfukwitable Muff Blanco Bishop

[Unfukwitable]

Check

I'll join NBL around Week 7 Blanco Bishop.
King Karaoke Ima send u my shit tonight

[Blanco Bishop]

Yo. Un y arent in the nbl b?


Check.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...

Bye...

[El Muffin]

In.

[Sharp]

Muff King Karaoke @blano Bishop Unfukwitable

Due tonight. Extending this?

[El Muffin]

yeah

[Unfukwitable]

I sent Kar my 8 Sharp Nine

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

I bodied Muff with personals, I dug under every layer
Hasn't won a match since, he battled Amen & didn't even stand a prayer
I'm using the cleaver or the butcher knife, you can take your pick
Either way that hacking'll leave more people terrified than the James Franco flick
My wardrobe is impeccable, I come thru the club draped in fur
If a chick ever calls you Sharper, it's because you tried raping her
Bishop you're wack, me trying to get rid of you during the draft wasn't petty son
But it makes sense why they call you Blanco since we've never seen u black on anyone
Yall post lame shit, how can Me & Kar honor u queers,
When the only thing u know about deadly drops is what the Dr. gave Dom for his ear.
Yall give off that Female aura, I ain't tryna deal with that shit today,
If I wanted to be around Bitch made presence, Hush's Xmas thread is just a click away.
Bish's crater face ass is pure talk and no action, it's no surprize,
That this dude is All bark when his skin looks like a mixture of Oak &Pine.
Muff's stress is building up, But my advice for his needy ass;
Is don't let life take a toll on u, when this revolver could be a EZ pass.

Bye...

[El Muffin]

Ayo.

Kar so what you have two jobs? That don't change ya dummy
thinks money'll gettim face n pussy but Kar a pussy who won't show his face for money
What the hell did you say? U not baggin MY bitch. She can tell ur just gay
Shit if you see Caretaker'..it because we left you battered and in need of medical aid
unfuk that shit u pulled in 1-2 was nuts n shameful
your not joining Nbl till week 7? considering it takes you a full wk to write one punch ion fkn blame u
Un post from the library. The ppl adjacent to him laugh at this bum
he's on such a shoestring budget but it costs nothing to hang himself w/ a noose fashioned from one
keep them trash rhymes to yourself! W/ that display ull never earn the dub
Treat your raps like a colostomy bag...cover it up and only Show ur Shit to the ones you love
king Kara's an troubled autocrat who hasn't had sex n awhile
funny watching King try to hold court when he's facing charges for molesting a child
I met Kar. He's got 5 bitches so im like "yea lets teaar it up"
This nigga said eeeny meeny miney moe n 4 midgets came out the woodworks prepared to fuck
I said where's the 5th. He glanced at UN. Uns like "you bastard, ME?"
"I made my name unfukwitable so ppl would no longer think I give out ass for free!"

[Spoken]

Franco flick
Sharper
Dom ear
Hush Xmas
oak&pine

Vs

Show face
1-2
Noose
Woodworks
Unfukwitable

5-5 in my eyes tbh. These weren't haymakers just bars that hit for me... that shoestring bar was fucking flames tbh. But it wasn't enough for me to see this swing ur way muff and blanc. I got kar and UN with this I mean muff and blanc. I feel y'all could have done more with the flips and that caretaker bar felt forced cause karaoke is like Carry to me not care kare... idk maybe I'm missing something I apologize but I seen that as well done in NBL I believe and they had a cow over that and shit. Surprised y'all pulled it but the flip wasn't juiced. One made nice hits while the other brought hits as well but more of a lulz factor.

I got kar and un

[E Tha Real]

Franco flick
Hush xmas
Oak pine

Vs

Shoestring
Colostomy bag - lmao gross
Woodworks

For me this battle became pure entertainment reading muff/bb's verse. Solid personals, creative and hard hitting. Close battle on my initial read, i came back a few hours later re-read. The misses on muff/bb felt greater but they landed some k.o's. Excellent on both parties way to cap this tourney off with a bang. Lets get some more votes now!!

Vote muff/bb

[Greed]

Hack
Deadly drop
Hush thread
Oak n pine

Vs

Caretaker
1-2
Lol at ya'll closer wtf

V kar and un

Couple bad misses on both sides but kar and un were more comsistent overall imo

[Swerve]

I'm using the cleaver or the butcher knife, you can take your pick
Either way that hacking'll leave more people terrified than the James Franco flick
Yall give off that Female aura, I ain't tryna deal with that shit today,
If I wanted to be around Bitch made presence, Hush's Xmas thread is just a click away.
Bish's crater face ass is pure talk and no action, it's no surprize,
That this dude is All bark when his skin looks like a mixture of Oak &Pine.

vs.

Kar so what you have two jobs? That don't change ya dummy
thinks money'll gettim face n pussy but Kar a pussy who won't show his face for money
Un post from the library. The ppl adjacent to him laugh at this bum
he's on such a shoestring budget but it costs nothing to hang himself w/ a noose fashioned from one
king Kara's an troubled autocrat who hasn't had sex n awhile
funny watching King try to hold court when he's facing charges for molesting a child

This was kinda close, but I was feeling Kar and Un a bit more just because Muf and dude got a little stretched in the middle. Kar and Un also had the better lines. Muff's opener was the best of the battle though.

V/ Kar and Un

[timeless]

Deadly drops, ez pass, all bark

Vs'

Caretaker, one week, rofl @ last 2 bars.

muff and bb got this easy.

Vote - ^^^

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Kar & UnF had...

Opener, Blanco, Hush Xmas thread, & Oak and pine.

[vs]

Muffy & Bishop had...

Opener , Caretaker, NBL week 7, Shoe string, colostomy bag was lol. Midgets was almost, tbh lol.

I think Muff & Blanco edged this w/ a more enjoyable verse, actually. Not only did they provide 1 more quote, but their misses weren't THAT bad either.

v/Muffy & Bishop.

[Sharp]

3-3

Coming back to vote shortly

[El Muffin]

hahn

[Unfukwitable]

Damn we still 3-3 lol

[El Muffin]

can a cpl ppl vote on this plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[H.R.P.]

King Karaoke & Unfukwitable

I bodied Muff with personals, I dug under every layer
Hasn't won a match since, he battled Amen & didn't even stand a prayer
Decent setup, Decent Personal here… punch was ok… 2.5/5
I'm using the cleaver or the butcher knife, you can take your pick
Either way that hacking'll leave more people terrified than the James Franco flick
Another decent setup… punch was there.. needed worded better for full impact but it landed nonetheless. 3/5
My wardrobe is impeccable, I come thru the club draped in fur
If a chick ever calls you Sharper, it's because you tried raping her
The setup was self hype… when it comes to the punch I see the concept ur going for but it needed worded better bro… this one didn’t land for me… 2/5
Bishop you're wack, me trying to get rid of you during the draft wasn't petty son
But it makes sense why they call you Blanco since we've never seen u black on anyone
Went for a nameflip.. it was like a light jab.. nothing hard.. but it was a nameflip.. 2.5/5
Yall post lame shit, how can Me & Kar honor u queers,
When the only thing u know about deadly drops is what the Dr. gave Dom for his ear.
setup was good thought I was gonna see a haymaker but got disappointed quick when I read the punchline… 2/5
Yall give off that Female aura, I ain't tryna deal with that shit today,
If I wanted to be around Bitch made presence, Hush's Xmas thread is just a click away.
haha this gave me a chuckle here… good wordplay.. this landed hard… 3.5/5
Bish's crater face ass is pure talk and no action, it's no surprize,
That this dude is All bark when his skin looks like a mixture of Oak &Pine.
went at a personal.. didn’t land well IMO… decent setup though.. 2/5
Muff's stress is building up, But my advice for his needy ass;
Is don't let life take a toll on u, when this revolver could be a EZ pass
Concept was cool.. I like the EZ pass reference with the toll part… this could have been a KO punch if worded right.. props… 3/5


Muff & Blanco Bishop
Kar so what you have two jobs? That don't change ya dummy
thinks money'll gettim face n pussy but Kar a pussy who won't show his face for money
This was simplistic to me… you tried to get complex with it an flip it around but it didn’t work in your favor.. decent personal though.. wording is off.. 2/5

What the hell did you say? U not baggin MY bitch. She can tell ur just gay
Shit if you see Caretaker'..it because we left you battered and in need of medical aid
Set up ok… punch was cool.. it didn’t land reall hard though… 2.5/5

unfuk that shit u pulled in 1-2 was nuts n shameful
your not joining Nbl till week 7? considering it takes you a full wk to write one punch ion fkn blame u
Haha grimey personal here… I get what your going for.. this was good… 3/5Un post from the library. The ppl adjacent to him laugh at this bum
he's on such a shoestring budget but it costs nothing to hang himself w/ a noose fashioned from one
haha again with a humorous bar… shoestring noose nice concept… this landed… 3/5

keep them trash rhymes to yourself! W/ that display ull never earn the dub
Treat your raps like a colostomy bag...cover it up and only Show ur Shit to the ones you love
Grimey concept again… the colostomy bag concept hit hard… setup was tied into it… nice.. 3.5/5

king Kara's an troubled autocrat who hasn't had sex n awhile
funny watching King try to hold court when he's facing charges for molesting a child
This concept was ok… it just needed worded better.. setup really didn’t do nothing for me.. 2/5

I met Kar. He's got 5 bitches so im like "yea lets teaar it up"
This nigga said eeeny meeny miney moe n 4 midgets came out the woodworks prepared to fuck
This was bad… not a good bar at all… def fell off here.. admit it was funny doe… 1.5/5
I said where's the 5th. He glanced at UN. Uns "you bastard, ME?"
"I made my name unfukwitable so ppl would no longer think I give out ass for free!"
Another humorous bar… but it didn’t land hard at all.. nice try at a name flip though… 2/5

Karaoke & Unfukwitable: 20.5/40
Muff & Blanco Bishop: 19.5/40
Vote: Karaoke & Unfukwitable
All parties involved need to utilize your setups. Throw a jab or two in the setups as well. Give them the 2 piece then the haymaker. Seen some simple rhyme schemes in here.. no mulites really.. I seen some decent concepts though just wasn’t executed to full potential. Set down and word them better. Yall had time to write these bars they should of came off harder and more direct then what they did. Props though to all involved. Keep writing… Keep Battling!!

[Unfukwitable]

4-3!

[Sharp]

I'm using the cleaver or the butcher knife, you can take your pick
Either way that hacking'll leave more people terrified than the James Franco flick
Yall post lame shit, how can Me & Kar honor u queers,
When the only thing u know about deadly drops is what the Dr. gave Dom for his ear.
Yall give off that Female aura, I ain't tryna deal with that shit today,
If I wanted to be around Bitch made presence, Hush's Xmas thread is just a click away.
Bish's crater face ass is pure talk and no action, it's no surprize,
That this dude is All bark when his skin looks like a mixture of Oak &Pine.
Muff's stress is building up, But my advice for his needy ass;
Is don't let life take a toll on u, when this revolver could be a EZ pass.




Kar so what you have two jobs? That don't change ya dummy
thinks money'll gettim face n pussy but Kar a pussy who won't show his face for money
Un post from the library. The ppl adjacent to him laugh at this bum
he's on such a shoestring budget but it costs nothing to hang himself w/ a noose fashioned from one
keep them trash rhymes to yourself! W/ that display ull never earn the dub
Treat your raps like a colostomy bag...cover it up and only Show ur Shit to the ones you love
king Kara's an troubled autocrat who hasn't had sex n awhile
funny watching King try to hold court when he's facing charges for molesting a child


I got an extra line from Kar/Un. Close, i'm pretty sure Muff wrote the whole verse himself and didn't have the consistency needed to take it. Lot of played/old stuff like care-kar and a Daren Sharper line but still cool battle, Kar and Un got it for me

v/Karaoke and Unfuckwitable

[Sharp]

and cause the one vote was questionable i'm leaving this open

but if there's no more votes by tomorrow night I'll close it

[Sharp]

Unfukwitable King Karaoke

Congrats, not sure what Defiant and broke had in mind but you guys will get a free shot at 1 BA title of your choice