What u getting Ya lady for Xmas

[Hush]

????

[Swerve]

Two purses she wants, two books and some of those pandora beads for her bracelet.

[Wise Wiggles]

Gloves. Lingerie. She's into owls so probably a few of them things.

[mimic]

Pandoras and lingerie. Surprising her with a weekend away too.

[Hush]

Ironically mimic bites his answer

[Inno]

thinking of getting her an ipod.
couple other things aswell...im seriously think
of putting a bow on the ole johnski and standing
under the tree buka neked.

[mimic]

Ironically mimic bites his answer

It's not like it's a unique thing to get a girl. You would know that if you had one

But yo, when the crustacean on ur top lip stops molding only then I will allow you to directly speak to me

[Batty]

Victoria Secret and Bath & Bodyworks. She lives in those 2 stores, so I'll be up in there dropping monies.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Blue Nile emerald cut diamond ring with matching bracelet.

Some other items as well. More necessities. You know, gift card to a salon for the annual/new year pampering so she looks bad for New Year's Eve. Feel me?

[Clayray]

A vanity.
Clothes & some VS items.
Analbeads.
Astroglide.
Candles.
Makeup.

[Inno]

funny you know astroglide and anal beads.

but dont know what the insde of a strip club looks like.

word?

[Clayray]

Ya they got Nekkid women's in there sliding on poles with stritka gettin the food bar rdy

Pretty basic duh you lesser creature *BANG*

[dead man]

Man

Too much

I should go return some of this shit lowkey

[Sharp]

Something from teavana, and I aint figured out the rest yet lol. Books or movies are strong candidates

[Diode]

apparently, so far..

a kate spade bag
a fitbit charge
a pair of raybans

waiting on the rest of her list

[Dominate]

Don't know. I'm usually good at presents but I'm fresh outta ideas this year

[Badweather]

I'm single status.

I'm spending Christmas with four dogs, and I'm not buying shit for any of them.

[Neighbor]

An apron

[Neighbor]

& a broom if I'm feeling generous

[Clayray]

HA HA STEREOTYPICAL WOMEN AMIRITE

[Hush]

It's not like it's a unique thing to get a girl. You would know that if you had one

But yo, when the crustacean on ur top lip stops molding only then I will allow you to directly speak to me

Ur literally posting here cuz I allow u to


But yo
U can't grow a mustache
Or beard

CuZ ur a lesbian

Estrogen heavy ass boy u shouldn't f w me

[YDK]

Couple pairs of shoes, gift card to the salon, some wireless Bluetooth speakers so she stops jackin my head phones. An normal shit, perfumes clothes etc

[big baby]

actually im letting him. Even if you didn't ur a FUCKA weirdo mustachean crustacean

[big baby]

I get her a FUCKA punch in the face and new MUSTACHIA so we can be at parties together and b kewt

[mimic]

Ur literally posting here cuz I allow u to


But yo
U can't grow a mustache
Or beard

CuZ ur a lesbian

Estrogen heavy ass boy u shouldn't f w me

I'm only a lesbian when you try hit on me faggot

[Hush]

I'm only a lesbian when you try hit on me faggot

Lmao the fuck

This that homo heavy humor u Rb nihgas love huh

[Hush]

actually im letting him. Even if you didn't ur a FUCKA weirdo mustachean crustacean

U corny
Desperate for me to engage u
Lol Foh

[Destroyer]

bought my wife a claddagh ring with diamonds in it from zales
not stupid fancy, just like three hun

[mimic]

Lmao the fuck

This that homo heavy humor u Rb nihgas love huh

whole of RB's ENITRE homo jokes since the website opened > Clayton

You lose, my dude. I wouldn't even trade if I had swapsies tbh

[Sharp]

I'm only a lesbian when you try hit on me faggot

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/22/15/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_enhanced-19731-1406055749-10.gif

[Hush]

Why r u here
Why did yu reply so fast


PlZ stop

[Hush]

bought my wife a claddagh ring with diamonds in it from zales
not stupid fancy, just like three hun

Salute

Link me where I can buy 1 ninja

[Destroyer]

on sale now
http://www.zales.com/product/index.jsp?productId=15261816&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=15261816&camp=SEM_GooglePLA&allowPop=no&kpid=15261816&gclid=CLi_nMeDycICFUwV7AodWwoA6w

[Diode]

on sale now
http://www.zales.com/product/index.jsp?productId=15261816&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=15261816&camp=SEM_GooglePLA&allowPop=no&kpid=15261816&gclid=CLi_nMeDycICFUwV7AodWwoA6w

kinda looks like goatse tho

[Destroyer]

hey, if that's what she's into

[~RustyGunZ~]

Bunch of little owl things

She likes owls

Jewelry ornaments towels and shit with them on it

Baking stuff she's been wanting. Other newer nicer kitchen items she wanted. Felt weird dropping over 200 on kitchen stuff. Seems sexist but it's what she wanted. Lingerie. A nice necklace from zales.

[El Muffin]

Iono tbh


I'll just take her shopping and cop whatever she sets her mind to

We pretty much don't operate the way a traditional couple does during Xmas

Stopped that cheesy. "Buy something thoughtful but u n me both know that's not what u want so stop frontin"

Well go catch a show at the beau rivage

Eat at Ruth Chris

N then hit up the outlet mall we got out here.

I've been celebrating Xmas a day early since I was little

Iono German thing

[El Muffin]

Bunch of little owl things

She likes owls

Jewelry ornaments towels and shit with them on it

Baking stuff she's been wanting. Other newer nicer kitchen items she wanted. Felt weird dropping over 200 on kitchen stuff. Seems sexist but it's what she wanted. Lingerie. A nice necklace from zales.

Every kiss begins with kay lookin ass nigga :)

[King Ra.]

Earrings, necklace & Sims 4.

[Answer]

Our 2 year anniversary is tomorrow on top of xmas coming up in 10 days, so I got her some cheap ass earring from a hipstery store at the mall ($7), some expensive ass earrings from amazon ($160 - expensive by my standards. I'm broke as fuck), some rock candy that looks like the blue sky meth from breaking bad ($5), some nightmare before xmas knee socks ($10), ed hardy perfume that she likes for some reason ($20), and a t-shirt with a cat on it ($10)

all in all it's a little over $200. It's not overly cheap, but at the same time I'm not breaking the bank

[El Muffin]

Night before Xmas socks

Haha. That's the coolest thing u mentioned

[~RustyGunZ~]

Fucking gone @ a shirt with a cat on it

Clayton got a girl with maureen ponderosa teeth and answer has one with her sense of style

[Vulgar]

What do I get a lady who's in the process of being my lady? Maybe?

[Hush]

Perfume

[Clayray]

Muff aint got no bitch

[Clayray]

Fucking gone @ a shirt with a cat on it

Clayton got a girl with maureen ponderosa teeth and answer has one with her sense of style

You love me cocksucker. I am superior in every way

[El Muffin]

Muff aint got no bitch


N how did you come upon this?

Netcees.com?

Oh ok

Do something w/ yourself n stop speculating whether I get my dick wet or not nigga

Coz we all good over here. Anybody nearby cancomesee for themselves

Bet that nigga

Usm hoes

[Vulgar]

Perfume

Sa'loot.

[Clayray]

N how did you come upon this?

Netcees.com?

Oh ok

Do something w/ yourself n stop speculating whether I get my dick wet or not nigga

Coz we all good over here. Anybody nearby cancomesee for themselves

Bet that nigga

Usm hoes

POST UP U BULL MASTIFF

[El Muffin]

I don't fuck with big hoes

She plays soccer at Usm

Iono if I'd call her my gf.

Shit I'm away from home too much(work) and she stays near campus

Impossible to maintain a relationship

Dig it

What we have is an understanding tho.

I might be able to find her if I can find images of Usm roster

[Packed Graves]

Lmao the fuck

This that homo heavy humor u Rb nihgas love huh

What he does on his own time is up to him, I'm from rb & don't board like that.
Slow down hush, lol I don't take that lightly.

[El Muffin]

There's a difference between fucking around on the Internet and actually going to get ur eyebrows sculpted

Js

Y'all niggas stay up

[Badweather]

One of the dogs I'm pet sitting is a bitch. Should I get her something or is that a sucka move?

Preferably someone from new york should answer. New yorkers know a lot about suckas and sucka shit.

[big baby]

clayton post a picture of u fucka ur gf i want 2 c

[~RustyGunZ~]

You love me cocksucker. I am superior in every way

I have more money than you

An ivy league education

Actually a battler with big name wins and accomps. . Which is why I post here. I text battle on a text battling site.

You can't do that right and poorly troll

And you look like a dyke

[Clayray]

Pinkslip faggot

[El Muffin]

so w8

you graduated from Cornell?

thats impressive

fuck all thT other shit

regardless if ur pappys an admin

still pretty cool

[Hush]

Muff a lonely ass nigga

Dude like the nc narrarator

[Ghost1]

What he does on his own time is up to him, I'm from rb & don't board like that.
Slow down hush, lol I don't take that lightly.

YEA YEA WHOA WHOA I DONT TAKE IT LIGHTLY WEN U PICK ON RB THATS MY HOMESITE!!!

lol shut ur fuck ass up.

U a fagit for a whole nother reason.

[sral]

tickets to a gig
new jacket
got her a couple johnny cash CDs already
meal booked
block of driving lessons
socks and bathroom lotions
few daft things as joke presents/stocking fillers

still got a couple odd things to pick up

[Orc]

I got her shoes and a jacket. Gonna pick up perfume that I forget the name of and a pair of sneakers then I'm done

[Packed Graves]

YEA YEA WHOA WHOA I DONT TAKE IT LIGHTLY WEN U PICK ON RB THATS MY HOMESITE!!!

lol shut ur fuck ass up.

U a fagit for a whole nother reason.


Thought you weren't comig back til after holidays you jew, you still got 7 days.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lol @ $160.00 being expensive.




you wouldn't survive out in new york streets, b.

[Ghost1]

Thought you weren't comig back til after holidays you jew, you still got 7 days.

Lol

Its funny how much dead time i always under estimate like shit breaks ... red lights....gas pump...etc

I WILL COME AND GO AS I PLEASE DONKEY KONG BALOON HEAD LOOKIN FUCKFACE

[Packed Graves]

Lol

Its funny how much dead time i always under estimate like shit breaks ... red lights....gas pump...etc

I WILL COME AND GO AS I PLEASE DONKEY KONG BALOON HEAD LOOKIN FUCKFACE

Your better then this bags, dig deep. I got faith in you young Spartan.

[Hush]

I don't fuck with big hoes

She plays soccer at Usm

Iono if I'd call her my gf.

Shit I'm away from home too much(work) and she stays near campus

Impossible to maintain a relationship

Dig it

What we have is an understanding tho.

I might be able to find her if I can find images of Usm roster


Bet u can't produce a image with both yall in it


Pro tip Orc


Don't buy Ya girl sneakers

[Diode]

Bet u can't produce a image with both yall in it


Pro tip Orc


Don't buy Ya girl sneakers

he's a foreign, it might be diff there

[Orc]

Why not buy her them? I got her shoes but she wants black superstars so I'll get them.

[El Muffin]

i love when im being held up to standards noone on this fkn site has met

post a pic

nah


post a pic w/ peoople


nah

post your girl

nah

post side by side

nah.

kiss her

nah u paid her

fuck her on cam



yall niggas kill me.

its like a snowball effect. n iono why im being targeted specifically

i dont brag about what i have.

[Hush]

CuZ all us normal niggas have done all of that
We kinda wondering y u still here

[Witty]

Aids.

[Defy Gravity]

hard dick and bubble gum.
Orc aint got no women..fuck outta here!
Witty whats good

[Fig]

I'm guna get her a night to remember. 4 amazonian bruthas all named JaMarcus, having their way on an Astro van floor. Maybe a scarf.

[Diode]

I'm guna get her a night to remember. 4 amazonian bruthas all named JaMarcus, having their way on an Astro van floor. Maybe a scarf.

i love you. never change.

[El Muffin]

Hush

thats bullshit.

i can only think of 3 ppl who posted pics side w/ they chick

and this does not include you

stop perpin

[Fig]

Hush

thats bullshit.

i can only think of 3 ppl who posted pics side w/ they chick

and this does not include you

stop perpin

Post a pic of A girl

Highly unlikely there's one in your vicinity

She'd likely get caught in the ebb and flow of your gelatinous gut

[big baby]

fig is funnier than me about 80 days out of the year, bb take da rest of the days cuz I bb I luv u figgo

[El Muffin]

there isnt Figgles

considering im miles from civilization and im on a drill ship fulla males

but lol @ gelatinous gut

funny. id eat you alive in any sport on this planet

coz your soft and feminine

and most likely gay

[El Muffin]

except soccer btw

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

muff you make it to easy for these niggas bro.

[El Muffin]

i just tell the truth.

yall the niggas constantly clamoring for me to post pics although i told yall multiple times that in my current condition i cant

children tbh

[big baby]

lol dis nugget can't post pix wit a girl


lameo

[El Muffin]

have you?

and i will. the thread will be epic

put u all on blast. im coming back fkn loaded

[El Muffin]

have you?

and i will. the thread will be epic

put u all on blast. im coming back fkn loaded

[El Muffin]

and a video of me offshore.

i just hope im not transferred to another facility

[El Muffin]

and a video of me offshore.

i just hope im not transferred to another facility

[Orc]

Defy Gravity... please.

who's the dude in ur sig btw

[Fig]

i just tell the truth.

yall the niggas constantly clamoring for me to post pics although i told yall multiple times that in my current condition i cant

Are you one of them thousand pound niggas that has been melting into the bed for 7 years?

[El Muffin]

lol no.

im 6'0 225 230


i have no gut. built solid. shoulders n back r fkn massive..natural
y

if i hit the gym its a wrap. i bulk up quick as fuck

gym facilities on this ship are terrible tho yo

[El Muffin]

lol no.

im 6'0 225 230


i have no gut. built solid. shoulders n back r fkn massive..natural
y

if i hit the gym its a wrap. i bulk up quick as fuck

gym facilities on this ship are terrible tho yo

[Answer]

If you've never posted a picture of yourself with a chick, you don't have a license to say shit about someone else's lack of pictures with chicks

[El Muffin]

word the fuck up Answer

i have NEVER asked for pics of someone AND their girl

just pics in general. i think clowning sum1s appearance yet hidin in the shadows is pussy shit.

i can care less what or who u fucking. its not important.

im not text battling ur gf. Im text battling YOU

and sum random shot of a bad built bitch from tge waist down dsnt count.

[Hush]

U have pussy tendencies like sneak dissing



Frustrated nihga u get no buns

[El Muffin]

its a fkn internet forum

sorry i aint mention u errytime i talk about ur soft ass

when its obv

coz u the only fuck nigga actin like that

fallback little guy. eat ur wheaties n leave moms house before stepping in the ring w/ men homie

nc is not real life

grow the fuck up

[El Muffin]

hush think his pimp hand strong coz he posted sum bad built bitch from the waist down

lolol fuck no

is this life

wait till i get back

[Hush]

Lol yea ok

[TYSON]

Pink lug nuts for her new car, a pair of pink Jordan's and nails done...

[Fig]

I have posted pictures of me with girls

Do I now claim the right to shit talk you unlimited? Muffin

[El Muffin]

yeah. i suppose so

[dull boy]

An abortion.

[Dominate]

Ok got it. Gonna buy vouchers for an activity. Thinking maybe hot air ballooning or horse riding.

And some same ole same ole stuff like perfume and flowers to round it out.

[El Muffin]

if yo girl wanna ride a horse tell her i got this

ZING!


...




;/


that sounded funnier when i thought it out in my head

fuck

[big baby]

hush think his pimp hand strong coz he posted sum bad built bitch from the waist down

lolol fuck no

is this life

wait till i get back

yeh i saw dat was disgusting he thoght he was kewl 2 and bags was like MY DUDE he was talking about the guy in the picture cuz it was a dude with pink panties on Hush uf ucka ugly idiyote

[big baby]

If you've never posted a picture of yourself with a chick, you don't have a license to say shit about someone else's lack of pictures with chicks

http://i.imgur.com/6nBSRhh.png

negged idiyote..

[El Muffin]

haha

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I can't imagine someone being that corny.

congrats bro.

[Tic]

Goin small this year cuz we are getting married.

[~RustyGunZ~]

are you poor

[Witty]

Dead @ random Knux post.

[Fart]

Weed.

[Tic]

are you poor
Dirt.

[Hush]

are you poor

Yo I got them balmains on deck my nigga holla At me

[NYCSPITZ]

lmao hush is so fake

[Hush]

If u really believed that u would come to brooklyn and prove it :)

[NYCSPITZ]

why would I do that I'm building wealth, improving myself physically emotionally financially spiritually every day

you stay fucking probably a ratchet bitch smoking weed and being broke (I have three racks yay) and doing nothing with your life but shaving your eyebrows and acting fake online....

I'm just better than you at everything no hate...this website is all you have if you wanna come to the bx though I'll buy you a backpage whore to make u feel better then we can reconcile over BBQ and el salvadorian bitches...

but I know your mentality and ego are too frail for this

[Hush]

What suburb in the bx u in

[Sharp]

be warned bros

tea is fucking expensive

[Witty]

be warned bros

tea is fucking expensive

And pointless.

[Zen]

Sweet tea is the greatest drink that's not alcoholic.

[El Muffin]

Zen King


yes . but arnold palmers are the best.

agreed?

[Zen]

No.

[Sharp]

And pointless.

I mean its a beverage

but if you're going to say you prefer whiskey we can bond over that

[El Muffin]

No.

Assshole

[Witty]

I mean its a beverage

but if you're going to say you prefer whiskey we can bond over that

yeah but why drink it?

i prefer whiskey to almost everything in the world.

i have to prefer family, or at least the rich ones.

which now that i think of it is none of them.

fuck em.