Championship Match: Allen Knight 5-0 Vs King Karaoke 5-0 - KARAOKE WINS

[Allen Knight]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Friday, January 2nd 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
EXTENSIONS ARE LIMITED - IF YOU USE YOURS IT WILL BE NOTED
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
Allen Knight King Karaoke

[Allen Knight]

wattup, goin 16

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

In...

Bye...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Heading out...
I'll post in the morning...

Bye...

[Allen Knight]

got 16 ready.

no destroyer votes

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

All your lines are either about sportscenter or "I'll stab you with blade or the knife"
U make all those sports references yet u look like u've never played one a day in your life
We laughed when u called yourself Maserati, somebody must've told this jerk wrong
You're only allowed to nickname urself after the cars u own, not the ones u worked on
And that video you posted proved that you're as quiet as a mouse
How do u expect us to believe that u have a social life when u could barely get out the house
Your crib is small as hell, newborn pussy couldn't be tighter
& ur car's a piece of shit, anyone who thinks that Honda slaps hasn't played street fighter
I was Nbl champ, u were rb champ...our "We are the champions" collab couldn't be greater
Guess that idea sounded Ridiculous to you when you winded up losing to him a week later
I've beat you before, I don't have to try hard to drop you
You couldn't be a step above the competition if you were Ndamukong Suh
It's crazy how our crew had so much talent yet you suck
Had a crush on every member, you wanted each Bad Guy inside of you like Negaduck
Your lines are as flat as a chick with no chest
Don't know why you call yourself a riot writer when your shit's more like a civil protest

Bye...

[Allen Knight]

I really almost left over Amen's pic, u'd understand if u've ever been near the hood
All we got in common is that it takes a headshot to make either of us to leave here for good



so trademarks a vag for postin pics?, we kno the deal rookie
ironic you ducked & called Ambush but its no surprise your the real pussy
u wont win w/ that wordin, u gruesome fuck
cuz Carolina urs is flipped & mangled worse than cam newtons truck
ur not black faggot, ur asian as fuck u clown
ur Yellow King & it wont take a new season of true detective to hunt u down
ur crews a bunch of faggots, that hawk ur john
cuz Cariaso gay u let'em take turns in u at all sides & angles like a octagon
try puttin a bounty on my head, my ruger blast jaws
cuz if u come at Nightcap then 1 shot to ur fuckin mouth is ur last call
ur slut's a hideous creature, that ho is a bust
last bitch Kerosene naked would make our eyes instantly explode in disgust
ur archive has endless trash, belongs out in a can,b
shits dont just Philbin, it could overflow landfills from ur house to miami
ur ashamed of urself n u dont have kush or a bitch
cuz ur Lion King, & ur face has more scars then gettin pushed off a cliff

[Mercules]

Hi...

All your lines are either about sportscenter or "I'll stab you with blade or the knife"
U make all those sports references yet u look like u've never played one a day in your life
----------COOL, PERSONAL JAB

We laughed when u called yourself Maserati, somebody must've told this jerk wrong
You're only allowed to nickname urself after the cars u own, not the ones u
worked on
-----NICE ANOTHER PERSONAL BODY SHOT

And that video you posted proved that you're as quiet as a mouse
How do u expect us to believe that u have a social life when u could barely get out the house -----MEH...NOT NASTY

Your crib is small as hell, newborn pussy couldn't be tighter
& ur car's a piece of shit, anyone who thinks that Honda slaps hasn't played street fighter
-------------LMAO

I was Nbl champ, u were rb champ...our "We are the champions" collab couldn't be greater
Guess that idea sounded Ridiculous to you when you winded up losing to him a week later
------OK, SET UP HIT WAY MORE THEN THE PUNCH, BUT I APPRECITE THE PERSONAL, COOL JAB

I've beat you before, I don't have to try hard to drop you
You couldn't be a step above the competition if you were Ndamukong Suh
-----------HUH WTF NAH

It's crazy how our crew had so much talent yet you suck
Had a crush on every member, you wanted each Bad Guy inside of you like Negaduck ----HUH AGAIN

Your lines are as flat as a chick with no chest
Don't know why you call yourself a riot writer when your shit's more like a civil protest
----------------YES, NICE CLOSE


VS


so trademarks a vag for postin pics?, we kno the deal rookie
ironic you ducked & called Ambush but its no surprise your the real pussy
-----MEH NOT HARD ENUFF

u wont win w/ that wordin, u gruesome fuck
cuz Carolina urs is flipped & mangled worse than cam newtons truck
-----HAHAHA OK, KINDA FORCED BUT I LIKE THE CREATIVITY

ur not black faggot, ur asian as fuck u clown
ur Yellow King & it wont take a new season of true detective to hunt u down
-----LMAOOO I LIKE THIS LINE

ur crews a bunch of faggots, that hawk ur john
cuz Cariaso gay u let'em take turns in u at all sides & angles like a octagon
---NSH, WTF, KAR U SAY UR GAY? UFC REFENCE? NAH LOL

try puttin a bounty on my head, my ruger blast jaws
cuz if u come at Nightcap then 1 shot to ur fuckin mouth is ur last call
--------DOPE AS FUCK

ur slut's a hideous creature, that ho is a bust
last bitch Kerosene naked would make our eyes instantly explode in disgust
-------OK NAMEPLAY

ur archive has endless trash, belongs out in a can,b
shits dont just Philbin, it could overflow landfills from ur house to miami
----------I GET THE FILL A BIN WORDPLAY BUT DONT GET IT

ur ashamed of urself n u dont have kush or a bitch
cuz ur Lion King, & ur face has more scars then gettin pushed off a cliff
----------OK, I GET IT BUT ENUFF NAME PLAYS

AK WAS WAY MORE CREATIVE WITH WORDPLAY AND NAMEPLAYS AND REFERNCES BUT KK JUST SEEMED MORE RAW AND SMOOTH AND NATURAL AND PERSONAL. THIS IS VERY HARD BATTLE TO PICK. BOTH HAD MISSES. REREAD MULTIPLE TIMES. VOTE KK BY A HAIR

[timeless]

street fighter, ridiculous, closer

vs.

last 3 bars


kar's Suh line could've been dope. Allen had more misses.

v. Karaoke

[Greed]

I mean the Honda line though.

[PotatoSackLegend]

v karaoke liked his firs 2 bars and for allen i liked kerosene and cariaso. those were my favs 4 this battle. felt the edge went to kar

[Blanco Bishop]

Didn't like the last three for kar

Vs

Didn't like cariaso philbin or lion king for ak



Came down to personals which i thought kar brought a lot of n Ak overloaded on nps imo. Close as fuck but kar got this



V kar

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Nickname, Ridiculous & Negaduck was ok'ish. A lot of personals but no major impact. Felt like the concepts were worded as simple as possible for just a basic twist.

vs

Nightcap, Karosene & Lion King (Played but nice twist, IMO). I think you went a little over board with the Name plays which kind of through me off. Usually you attack the shit out of niggas with harsh bars. That karosene bar was dope af IMO and LOTB.

Tied in quotes, but have to say, as much of a faggot Karoake is, he's a scavanging personal battler... And I always think personals override random puns. Even tho his were not executed to their full potential, they landed effectively. Allen on the other hand seems like he just through a bunch of nameplays together lol... To bad they all weren't as dope as the Karosene bar or else I would have had to edge this too him but unfortunately I have to edge this to the fraud faggot...

v/Faggot Karo.

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

We laughed when u called yourself Maserati, somebody must've told this jerk wrong
You're only allowed to nickname urself after the cars u own, not the ones u worked on
And that video you posted proved that you're as quiet as a mouse
How do u expect us to believe that u have a social life when u could barely get out the house
Your crib is small as hell, newborn pussy couldn't be tighter
& ur car's a piece of shit, anyone who thinks that Honda slaps hasn't played street fighter
Your lines are as flat as a chick with no chest
Don't know why you call yourself a riot writer when your shit's more like a civil protest

Vs

ur not black faggot, ur asian as fuck u clown
ur Yellow King & it wont take a new season of true detective to hunt u down
try puttin a bounty on my head, my ruger blast jaws
cuz if u come at Nightcap then 1 shot to ur fuckin mouth is ur last call

Karaoke takes this

Allen's misses were worse than KKs

Allen Had some forced wordplay and some awkward wording which really fucked up his verse

Karaoke had the wackest line of the battle with the suh punch though

But overall he was more consistent and Harder hitting with personals

[E Tha Real]

Re-read this a few times, sometimes i do that to see which lines still sting.

Honda slaps was excellent by Kar. AK nightcap was solid.

Personally AK dropped the ball with to many nameplays. 80% nameplays isn't going to beat Karoake sorry you brought the concepts & creativity to win, but not the right content. Karoake had a ton of personals which personally werent that special but they land more than an array of nameplays. I'm not voting cause i want to see a rematch.

[Cashius]

Karaoke was direct but there wasn't much creativity.

Allen had some clever concepts but overdosed on the name plays.

I think it was closer than the votes show but I got Karaoke taking it.