MAG WEEK 6

[Allen Knight]

INTRO

Wattup u bitchass muthafuckas, sharp & ak back w/ another issue of i fucked ur mother. We had a pretty good week last week some nice battles,
got some new sign ins Murda sho another dope battler signed up, this week we have the first title match. Ight lets get into this u slut mouth bitches.


Reviews

Contender Match: Allen Knight 4-0 vs. Destroyer 3-1
Dope battle, felt really close. Allen had a few flips that have been done before while Destroyer used two nameplays that have been done before. Both guys had some solid punches, like Des' gatorade and Allen's Spotify bars. Voters made their decisions based more on misses than anything else, and almost all thought Allen had the stronger verse, advancing him to the champ match.

Contender Match: King Karaoke 4-0 vs. Orc 3-0
Good battle, not as hot as it could've been but still solid showings from both guys and prolly the closest battle of the week. Both guys had some harsher personals and clean wording, like Orc's Fracture line, Kar's schoolgirl line, or either guy's bars about the tag tourney they competed in together. The difference for most voters being misses where Karaoke had an advantage in consistency. Most voters felt he won and sent him to the champ match where he'll face Allen Knight.

Obnoxious 3-1 vs. Jilti 3-1
Nice battle, both dudes had solid drops which is easier said then done with longer verses. The DNA and Psychic lines from jilti were good nameflips even though I've seen too many done on Amen. Amen didn't have his normally dope wording and that held him back a lot against some tougher competition. His Gillete line was pretty solid but his verse overall wasn't as hot as he's dropped before. He made it close enough to get one vote but jilti was able to come awawy the clear victor.

Swerve 2-1 vs. Mercules 2-2
Alright battle, but Merc seemed a little rushed with his verse, it got kinda weird with the anal bead line tbh lol. That said his homeless sign line was pretty cool. Swerve came a little cleaner and had a more consistent verse, his cavity line was probably lotb and had better wording and worse misses.

Tic Tac 2-2 vs. Muff 2-2
Cool battle, both dudes had solid drops but it seemed a little one-sided in muff's favor. Tic didn't drop as hot as he could while Muff looked to be turning around from his slump from the last few weeks. He had personals and some solid wordplay while Tic had some iffier wording and a few played ideas, but his White House fence bar was cool. Most voters felt Muff took it , quoting pretty much every part of his verse.

Cashius 2-0 vs. kami 2-0
Okay showing from both dudes. Seemed like it got put off but both still did their thing. There were a lot of played nameflips from both, but Kami had the castrate line and Cash had the compost bar which I dont't think I've seen. Cash was arguably more consistent and had a more effective verse, and he took every vote.

mimic. 1-0 vs. Storyteller 1-1
Good battle, haven't seen Spoken aka Storyteller battle in a minute but he's definitely improved, but he could stand some better wording. He probably had my favorite Diddy flip so far and his Garner line was a good use of current events. Mimic had a consistent verse, almost every line hit. Unfortunately dude didn't vote so while he could be a contender, he can't until getting votes in.

E Tha Real 1-3 vs. Potatosacklegend 0-4
Decent battle, both guys showed improvement and had a close enough battle to split the votes. PSL's concepts were surprisingly improved, his newton and ET concepts were solid and the only thing really holding him back was wording. E had his usual concise wording that can be hit or miss but this Hack and CIA torture concepts were nice. E got all but one vote in a close battle, getting the edge from better wording.

timeless. 0-0 vs Sharp Nine 0-0
Props to timeless for showing up to battle even though he's more of a topical guy. He had some good ideas like his ecstatic lines and jabari parker concept. Overall his verse wasn't worded to harshly but had workable concepts. Sharp seemed to have a little bit of rust and execution of cocnepts wasn't entirely up to par but his Noel flip was solid. Voters gave it to him based on the harsher verse.

[Allen Knight]

Power Ranking



1. Karaoke


2. Allen Knight


3. Orc


4. Cashius


5. Swerve




Battle Of The Week


King Karaoke Vs Orc


King Karaoke


Hi...

According to Witty, the Irish have a name for tonight but you guys ain't hood
Besides ur habit of biting has put a black eye over ur rep more than any Friday could
No matter what you do, you'll always be known for taking Resin's lines
You're quick to pine in w/ a Gosling pic till they find ur body in The Place Beyond the Pines
Fucking girls in high school bro? Youre a pedophile, it's true
My chicks wear school girl outfits when they feel kinky, urs wear them cuz they're required to
I've been through lots of chicks while you do squats on dicks
I'll put hands and feet on you, if I go off even Tyson Chandler couldnt block those kicks
I wrote almost all the verses in the tag tourney, voters said my shit was so raw
If u weren't the weakest link then explain why we lost the only battle u actually showed for
You banned Sn00p for posting pics of your mother. Why not? The chick's got no flaws
Usually the life of the party but I can be a Debbie downer when I got the bitch on all fours

Bye...




Orc


Quit copying ppl's jokes & lurking like a lame head
Ya whole style is Bogey man. plus u only appear wheneva ya Names said
This discussion board battler is the worst disgrace
You been dropping Generic lines for yrs. & now that dudes verse is played
Im like But, Frac, Grip...dudes who surpassd their peers
U remind everyone of Fracture too, cuz u pretending to be Black for yrs
Ain't got a ruthless game. U drop bland shit u stupid lame.
Ironic Phil boutta pick up a gun.. & ur verses make me wanna do the same
You take ppl's Discussion posts & rhyme it real sloppy.
It's cute you saying everyone copies my style when your style is a copy
I was Milk, we tagged.. but u froze 'gainst dece game
I shoulda known Chocolate would Melt Quick as soon as the Heat came




Verse Of The Week


King Karaoke


Hi...

According to Witty, the Irish have a name for tonight but you guys ain't hood
Besides ur habit of biting has put a black eye over ur rep more than any Friday could
No matter what you do, you'll always be known for taking Resin's lines
You're quick to pine in w/ a Gosling pic till they find ur body in The Place Beyond the Pines
Fucking girls in high school bro? Youre a pedophile, it's true
My chicks wear school girl outfits when they feel kinky, urs wear them cuz they're required to
I've been through lots of chicks while you do squats on dicks
I'll put hands and feet on you, if I go off even Tyson Chandler couldnt block those kicks
I wrote almost all the verses in the tag tourney, voters said my shit was so raw
If u weren't the weakest link then explain why we lost the only battle u actually showed for
You banned Sn00p for posting pics of your mother. Why not? The chick's got no flaws
Usually the life of the party but I can be a Debbie downer when I got the bitch on all fours

Bye...

[Allen Knight]

Top Punches


1. Karaoke

I wrote almost all the verses in the tag tourney, voters said my shit was so raw
If u weren't the weakest link then explain why we lost the only battle u actually showed for


2. Orc

Im like But, Frac, Grip...dudes who surpassd their peers
U remind everyone of Fracture too, cuz u pretending to be Black for yrs


3. Allen Knight

drive-by's on ur new crib, shots from the gauge quick
u wont live in that Spotify hit it more times than ur fav song on a playlist



4. Cashius

Cash is a G. I didn't expect to come in here and actually breeze
I knew we'd have a competition...everyone'll sign it and ask you to leave


5. Destroyer

dog u ain't shit. we all know ur style... it's the one that Neighbor made
s'why dude more sports punches than the research team at Gatorade


6. Sharp Nine

we both like philly b-ball, but i'll still bring the torment
u entered the league w/ Noel but this loss'll be worse than a Sixer performance


7. Swerve

Saw your gift ideas in the thread, thought they were awkward and stupid,
When the only thing you want to exchange with BB is bodily fluids.


8. jilti

formally known as Sike, til exposed as a liar & fraud so ima wire his jaw
give Psychics.. then put hands in face til he can read every line in my palm


9. Amen

This W’s mine, IDC if you think you bring the fear to queers,
& if niggas think Gillett me slide, it’s only w/ those Razors from ear to ear.


10. tied w/ muffy & Mimic

Muffy

Shittt ull never see a broad tell him he's a handsome fella
last time he got a chicks Digits ..the blood soaked appendages came w/ a ransom letter

Mimic

turn this to a gory scene; broken legs, arms & a shattered face,
as my blade leaves ur Insides Exposed quicker than an Internal Affairs case


Honorable mention :
E Tha Real

Milehighclub... You'll never be a fucking flight risk
Your such a massive hack, Sony is filing to indict bitch

&

Mercules

your worth is shit. Broke and struggling u know the time
I'm strapped for cash with the iron, ur strapped with a help the homeless sign

[Allen Knight]

Christmas Cypher

No one won des is a faggot, that ruins shit cause hes a complete bitch ass nigga.

heres a highlight of the cyph

U can't fuck w/des yo, but try your luck
I'd say alabaster, but really he just white as fuck


to me every one of ur verses, is just slightly dwarfed by a fat turd
so it's not too ironic that my skin color echoes my beliefs, alabastered


good job recycling in a cyph faggot.


Dope Tracks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6d4-qwF0AA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed2i3KfT2Ls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5hLbrUNrEI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOnA06cnR0Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pbeo5ghzhs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQkbEeu3HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfw53-MiIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06uOLs0ZST0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjnPsDZY6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QjognuXq4Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FcEFxeR2vo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hU5CTbZq_o

[Allen Knight]

Previews

CHAMP MATCH: Allen Knight 5-0 vs King Karaoke 5-0
Gonna be a good one, definitely capable of going either way depending on someone not showing as hot as they can or using some played nameflips. Both guys have been consistent lately so it should be a close battle, count on them to make it dope. If I have to pick I think Kar has the advantage, I know he's beaten Allen before and has a crazy track record in champ matches so he gets my edge.
Karaoke: 55/45

Contender Match: Swerve 3-1 vs Cashius 3-0
Should be good. Swerve's been kind of sliding by against weaker competition lately so it's had to say how he'll handle Cash. Cashius has been consistent as all hell and is a tough matchup for anyone. Swerve would have to bring some fire to take it but it's not like he couldn't. Still, Cash is my pick for this one.
Cashius: 60/40

Destroyer 3-2 vs Obnoxious 3-2
This is gonna come down to Destroyer showing, I've heard both that he will and won't so far but we'll see. If he does this should be a good rematch, I know Amen beat him last season but the way Des has been dropping lately would take a lot more to beat. Amen can bring it but it's got to be a lot of Destroyer shows up, I think Des has the slight edge here but Amen could definitely take it.
Destroyer: 60/40

Orc 3-1 vs Muff 3-2
Dope. If both guys show up like they have been it's a sleeper for BOTW. Both guys have had some harsh personal bars in recent battles and consistent drops in their own styles. IMO Orc can be more concise which usually means harder hits for me, but it should still be close. Really anyone could take it but I think Orc has an advantage going in.
Orc: 60/40

Mercules 2-3 vs Spoken 1-2
Should be a good battle with both guys constantly getting better. Merc's been hot and cold but lately is doing better while Spoken's getting back into it and improving. Should be pretty close but I think Merc's better wording is enough to give him an advantage.
Mercules: 60/40

kami 2-1 vs E Tha Real 2-3
Another cool one. Kami's consistent without anything too heavy while E's verses are usually comprised of harsh punches and misses. It'll probably come down to someone underperforming, but from what I've seen from then I think Kam has the edge with better wording.
Kami: 60/40

Blanco Bishop 2-3 vs Timeless 0-1
Timless is more of a topical head but he's had his forays into battling, overall not too bad but awkward execution. Blanco's been coming up a lot lately, the turnaround from week one has been awesome to watch. He's got some harsh wording and is constantly improving on concepts, if he keeps it up there should be no problem taking this but timeless some good ideas. Some better execution could make this an upset.
Blanco BIshop: 70/30

Potatosacklegend 0-5 vs Junto 0-0
Potatosacklegend is definitely one of the better guys to be 0-5. He's constantly improving and had some solid bars last week. I don't know much about Junto, but if he's experienced he can take it while rust could leave this open for PSL. Gonna have to go with what I know and right now I know Potato is alright.
Potatosacklegend: 60/40

Legion 0-0 vs Yao King 0-0
No idea who these guys are. Yao King did well at NBA pickem so I give him an edge.
Yao King: 55/45[/QUOTE]

[Allen Knight]

Sexy Chicks

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WTF

WTF@ jilti's face shit looks like a thumb w/ hair
WTF@ the panthers winning there division w/ a 7-8-1 rec
WTF@ niggas not votin on time, it takes 1 min to vote u slimy ffaggots.
WTF@des being wacker then ever since bags stopped giving him his throw away bars, & him being 37 n still holding grudges wen he losses like a lil school girl bitch, an crying about shit & thinkin anyone cares if hes not in the league, when everyone wish he gets slammed by a big rig with his wife with no seat belts into a barrier of a bridge then fall off into icy water then his car doors jam while hes under & the big rig crashes on top of his car pinning him to the bottom of the water till he dies a fitting death for a bitchass nigga. right before his girl tells him she pregnant.
WTF@ no one talking about fabs new cd, shit is fire.
WTF@ GOW ducking my 1500 line battle.
WTF@ how bad the knicks suck this year.
WTF@ sharp nine liking jazz, shit is like listen to a whale get beat to death by a 1000 ppl w/ bats.

OUTRO
Ight that wraps up another week for u whores, battles due friday, so enjoy ur new years get drunk fuck bitches & make it home safe everyone, from AK & Sharp. fuck u filthy animals. pz

[Mercules]

dope.

WTF's had me lolling

[El Muffin]

hey Allen Knight
Sharp Nine

what about last weeks roast

[Allen Knight]

hey Allen Knight
Sharp Nine

what about last weeks roast

hey, it'll be added later. u didnt win.

[El Muffin]

hey, it'll be added later. u didnt win.

that's fine?

yall kill me with this spite shit

you know I asked about the Christmas cypher when I didn't even participate in it right?

foh with that approach man. you got me all wrong nigga

[Allen Knight]

that's fine?

yall kill me with this spite shit

you know I asked about the Christmas cypher when I didn't even participate in it right?

foh with that approach man. you got me all wrong nigga


loll nigga calm ur nerve i was kidding, the fuck do i have any spit towards u, LOL
nigga cant take a joke for shit.

[El Muffin]

i cant tell anymore

fkn internet

my bad

product of feeling like yur misunderstood 90% of the time

[Allen Knight]

lol but,
idk know who won, knucklehead is deciding.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

good job with the in depth and consistent mags...
I know its not easy but it keeps us showing...

Bye...

[Destroyer]

you bastard
ill leave the league if im not wanted here
its hard enough to pretend to be interested
just say the word

[Destroyer]

here's MY highlight of the cypher tho
originally posted by Allen Knight, the best textcee ever

"If ur chick got pregnant, it'll be a miracle in my eyes dude
but Ill sweet chin music her belly till its the lullaby ur kid passes out & dies too"

i mean, just wow

[El Muffin]

you bastard
ill leave the league if im not wanted here
its hard enough to pretend to be interested
just say the word

I want you here

the league is already scant as it is...stacked..but scant

we need some new applicants tbh

not og's leaving

[Blanco Bishop]

Dope.

Just realized i was about use the same strapped concept mimic used.thank God u highlighted his punch.
Lol


Des n muff...Yall too sensitive famos.







but key to the league's success n dynamic.

[Spoken]

Dope shit

[El Muffin]

btw thanks for the mag.

since I didn't do shit but ask about the results of the roast

ill say it again

THANK U FOR THE MAG ALLEN "MR CASTROL GTX"KNIGHT N SHARP FACIAL STRUCTURE

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Dope mag.




Des emotional.

[Sharp]

hey Allen Knight
Sharp Nine

what about last weeks roast

Knucklehead agreed to judge it cause Allen and I both participated

If he doesn't have it by thursday I'll just do it

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Just do it. Anything Knucklehead agrees to do hasn't gotten done, lol.

[El Muffin]

as I expected

[Junto]

Haha...

Potatosack edited his verse like 30 times I guess.
Racist piece of shit. I saw what you said, don't worry my nigga

[Allen Knight]

Haha...

Potatosack edited his verse like 30 times I guess.
Racist piece of shit. I saw what you said, don't worry my nigga


he can edited as much as he wants before u drop, its fine.

[E Tha Real]

Quality mag as always.

And did i mention heeeeelllo ladies!