SO LONG, JON JONES. WAY TO FUCK IT ALL UP.

[Diode]

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/12129597/ufc-light-heavyweight-champion-jon-jones-enters-drug-treatment-facility

ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AHAHAHA
AHAHAH
AAHHH

[Strikta]

It's not that serious.

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Damn

Just damn

[Diode]

dude's arrogance finally bit him in the ass and he can't 6-month slap on the wrist dui his way out of this one

his image/brand is going to take a nosedive for this

[Half Wit It]

NOOOOOOOOO!(chopped n screwed)
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/f/f9/CellsDeadGohan.png/revision/latest?cb=20091203171908

[El Muffin]

yea not that serious

that boy on that powdddddda hard for sometime now

fucking driving into telephone poles asking the cops if they can hear him now n shit

fkn lold

[Diode]

this works as an effective DUCK of alex gustaffson yet again tho

[Wise Wiggles]

So the fuck what

[Certain]

nosedive

[Mercules]

He should be fighting niggas on coke tbh

[Certain]

Also Jon Jones is a big enough star and revered enough fighter that he could go full-Floyd Mayweather Jr. and make himself into an unbeatable heel ... if Dana White lets him.

[PancakeBrah]

I lol'd when I heard about it because he's always presented himself as a religious person or whatever, dudes. God didn't do cocaine, Jon.

But I really don't think this will effect him long-term. UFC needs him and they know it.

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao

my dude sold to him a hand full of times

spotlight made him a dirt

cool dude before his bonnar fight

[Allen Knight]

It's not that serious.

[Wise Wiggles]

Should be a requirement before entering ring tbh

[Allen Knight]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2cn8itu.jpg

[Vulgar]

lol

[Mercules]

Should be a requirement before entering ring tbh

That be dope asfuck haha. And theyd sniff gagers between rounds

[Diode]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2cn8itu.jpg

fuckin gone

[Half Wit It]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2cn8itu.jpg

/thread

HOF this muhfucka fam

[Badweather]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2cn8itu.jpg

Drooled on myself laughing at this.


Fucking repped til death.

[Allen Knight]

Lmaoo

[kannon]

was the test taken after his fight? What qualifies as "out of competition?"

[Certain]

Diode, for such a genuinely intelligent person, you allow your emotions to overcome logic way, way too often.

As everyone else predicted, Dana White came out with a spiel about being concerned rather than upset. The test (which, yes, kannon, was before the fight) actually shouldn't have included street drugs to begin with. Here are White's quotes, via Dave Doyle's Twitter feed (http://twitter.com/davedoylemma):

I was shocked obviously. This is one of those situations where it's so different than if he's busted for PEDs. You worry about the person first. He was in a good place going in there and I'm sure he's in an event better place today.

(The fight wasn't postponed because) No. 1 he was healthy. No. 2, reason hammer would drop would be if he tested for PEDs. If you did that during a training camp, there's a problem. If he tested positive for PEDs, everything would have been shut down.

(There was no need to inform Cormier.) Nothing you saw in JJ leading into that fight made you think he used drugs. Whether you like him or don't like him, he's the baddest dude in the world. The stuff he was doing doesn't help you in any way. It hurts you.

The guys who did the testing made a mistake and tested him for street drugs. It's a great thing he made a mistake. A couple years ago, it was fire and brimstone if you tested for weed. We follow Nevada State [sic] Athletic Commission.

We're worried about Jon Jones as a human being. We're not worried about the image of the sport or anything.

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Weed, coke, party drugs - cool
PEDs - not cool

Got it

[uh-oh]

how can he say coke doesnt help you? thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

if i get coked up i could hit a heavy bag all day long. run laps all that shit, just keep hitting me with bumps and letting me berate you with a bunch of bullshit speech to keep me from getting bored and i could turn my pile of shit body into brock lesnar

[PancakeBrah]

how can he say coke doesnt help you? thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

if i get coked up i could hit a heavy bag all day long. run laps all that shit, just keep hitting me with bumps and letting me berate you with a bunch of bullshit speech to keep me from getting bored and i could turn my pile of shit body into brock lesnar


This is incorrect.

[uh-oh]

only the brock lesnar PORTION

[Diode]

Diode, for such a genuinely intelligent person, you allow your emotions to overcome logic way, way too often.

As everyone else predicted, Dana White came out with a spiel about being concerned rather than upset. The test (which, yes, kannon, was before the fight) actually shouldn't have included street drugs to begin with. Here are White's quotes, via Dave Doyle's Twitter feed (http://twitter.com/davedoylemma):

yes certain the immediate reaction from friggin REEBOK was no big deal

this thread was made for the lulz and my satisfaction of the smug prick having his ego taken down a notch by fucking up yet again

your analytical skills when it comes to the purposes of these types of threads needs calibrating

upside: got the jon jones scarface pic out of it

so there's that

[Diode]

also fuck dana white for calling jon jones the baddest man

cain velasquez would eat his breakfast, lunch, dinner, and evening sandwich

[Certain]

yes certain the immediate reaction from friggin REEBOK was no big deal

Reebok supports Jon Jones and says their relationship will not change because of this.

this thread was made for the lulz and my satisfaction of the smug prick having his ego taken down a notch by fucking up yet again

This will only encourage his ego. He looks more bulletproof than ever after what Dana White (predictably) said.

your analytical skills when it comes to the purposes of these types of threads needs calibrating

You made this thread because you make kneejerk reactions about everything you're invested in and gloat with a weirdly high level of schadenfreude.

upside: got the jon jones scarface pic out of it

so there's that

The uncredited Photoshop effort that was all over Twitter and Instagram all day yesterday?

[Tom Sparks]

how can he say coke doesnt help you? thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

if i get coked up i could hit a heavy bag all day long. run laps all that shit, just keep hitting me with bumps and letting me berate you with a bunch of bullshit speech to keep me from getting bored and i could turn my pile of shit body into brock lesnar

U ever done coke? Lol

[uh-oh]

absolutely

turns me into fucking superman

when i was 19 i got coked out and rode a bike like halfway across town when i was a fat sloppy uhoh. i hit a wire as i tried entering a parking lot, i didnt see it, it was like a cable blocking off the parking lot and it stopped the bike immediately i flew over the handlebars and got muffled. popped right back up pulled pebbles out of my hands and wrists and rode the bike like 3 miles to the homies house

thats just one time tho where it gave me stupid endurance, usually it just gives me the endurance to drink a billion beers and talk to people who are uninterested relentlessly

but the point remains

it would do nothing but help you

look at nfl players who take adderal. its speed. ngata wasnt taking that shit because he was tired and wanted to hang with his family during thanksgiving, he was taking that shit cuz he was tired and wanted to hit them weights yo

i don't see why coke would be different

it has no adverse effects on how your muscles respond, or how they heal

it may fuck with your appetite but i've never had that problem

take a bump periodically while working out. shits god energy

[Hush]

What about the crash bro?

[uh-oh]

never had it

it was probably masked by hangovers tho

and this is OHIO

so it was probably 1/16 coke, 7/16 speed, 8/16 aspirin lol

[Diode]

Reebok supports Jon Jones and says their relationship will not change because of this.



This will only encourage his ego. He looks more bulletproof than ever after what Dana White (predictably) said.



You made this thread because you make kneejerk reactions about everything you're invested in and gloat with a weirdly high level of schadenfreude.



The uncredited Photoshop effort that was all over Twitter and Instagram all day yesterday?

Yes. I pointed out Reebok because immediately when the story broke they said they stood behind him. As in everyone knew Dana and friends wouldn't just dump him.

Again, this was purely for my satisfaction of him fucking up.

Your analytical skills need calibrating. I make these threads all the time when people I don't like do bad things and use clickbait headlines to get the thread going. Search my post history. I do it all the time.

Have always done it.

Will always do it.

[Just C]

Only 2 days to go. Gutted. Colossal fuck up.

[Just C]

Oh shit nvm. I shoulda read on. The fights still on.

[Just C]

I'm an idiot.

[Witty]

I've been trying to tell you for like a year.

[Just C]

I've been trying to tell you for like a year.

And a little bit stubborn. Just a little though.