DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS THREAD

[uh-oh]

i need to get the stink of that terrible cowboys/patriots thread off of me and start fresh

the only game that matters this week is on in an hour. i will be watching it in my living room shoveling chips and cheese and crackers into my gullet, and won't be around. i will check in during halftime to gloat, and be back after the game as well.

peace to you all

and death to the patriots.


RAVENSSSSSSSSSSSS

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[Certain]

I see the Patriots, Seahawks, Packers and Colts winning. I could see the Panthers pulling off the stunner with how they've played lately, though. Packers-Cowboys is the tough one.

[Diode]

Pantherssssss

Losing Star sucks though. Big blow to the inside.

[Fart]

Panther playing well....against the NFC South, no chance.

Also go the Ravens winning with dat pass rush. We all know how Brady fares after getting hit a few times.

[Diode]

Panther playing well....against the NFC South, no chance.

Also go the Ravens winning with dat pass rush. We all know how Brady fares after getting hit a few times.

Seattle played well.... against 2nd and 3rd string QBs.

[PancakeBrah]

I see the Patriots, Seahawks, Packers and Colts winning. I could see the Panthers pulling off the stunner with how they've played lately, though. Packers-Cowboys is the tough one.

The only way the Colts can win that game is a heroic performance from Luck. As in, his best game played in the NFL.

In my opinion of course.

I see the Broncos winning relatively comfortably.

I want the Ravens to win just for the Brady schadenfreude.

Seahawks will definitely win.

Packers/Cowboys could be a GB blowout or a close one. Depends on Rodgers' calf. But I think GB ends up winning.

[Certain]

Yeah, six of the Seahawks' nine wins in that 9-1 finish to the season came against shit quarterbacks, and two came against Colin Kaepernick, who may not be a shit quarterback but definitely was one to finish this year. The Seahawks are very good, but I don't see a repeat championship, whether they win this week or not.

As far as the Broncos, my opinion of them might be overly colored by the Bengals Monday nighter.

You can quote this post if I'm wrong.

[Diode]

TD Purple City Bird Gang

Throwing underneath against NE's shitty coverage LBs all day

[PancakeBrah]

Playoff Flacco seems to be a real thing now.

[PancakeBrah]

CJ Anderson vs. a weak Indy run defense, Indy has no one who'll put pressure on Manning (who had the lowest sack rate this season to begin with), Indy won't be able to run, and Denver has the obvious edge rushing advantage. Denver won't even need Manning to Manning unless Luck just snaps.

And yeah, Seattle's run was against pretty weak competition. But that defense still put up stupid numbers. Even if it's against weak competition, not many teams could do what they did. Also, it's not like Carolina's offense is high powered. I think Seattle repeats.

[Diode]

McCourty (ru rah rah!) Knocked torrey smith out of the game

Oof

[Fart]

Two second string QB's > NFC South. One of which scored 2 TD's on the Panthers, the other beat the Broncos. Sanchez is barely a 2nd string QB. Put up around 30 PPG since he started. Lol sound argument though.

Sorry but the Panthers are a BYE week. Talk to me when you allow less than 40 points in 6 weeks against anyone

[Fart]

Also 4/6 of the teams Seattle beat were top 8 defenses. Suck a dick or get a new argument

[Certain]

Part of your argument involves saying Mark Sanchez is good.

[Pent uP]

Seniiiior

[Pent uP]

Oh and while im in here

+1 to the comment about luck needing the game of his life but goddamnit do I want him to win

[Fart]

Part of your argument involves saying Mark Sanchez is good.

I guess over 30 ppg wasn't good. I believe they were top 3 on offense. Got 130 yards
but you're right

[Tom Sparks]

This has Ravens blowout all over it

And I couldn't hate it anymore

[Tom Sparks]

There u go

[Pent uP]

Brady spiking the ball like right before a sack

[millz]

Seattle played well.... against 2nd and 3rd string QBs.



Doesn't Cam fit into that?

[Fart]

Hacksaw

Ball so hard university

[Tom Sparks]

That was a dirty leap

[Half Wit It]

I got Pats dominating the second half.

[uh-oh]

SUP THO

[uh-oh]

I got Pats dominating the second half.

they can't stop the run, they can't stop the pass.

all they can do on offense is pass, and brady is flustered.

i dont think i've ever seen a game where brady isn't crying to the refs everytime someone touches him

he's a soft fairy bitch

[Fart]

like i said Brady turns bitch against any viable pass rush

[PancakeBrah]

That DPI call was a bit weak. But that's not on the Ravens. They took advantage of it and capitalized.

Got to figure Brady/Belichick will come out firing in the 2nd half but things are looking good for Baltimore.

[uh-oh]

i like how the first play that got to him tho, he was the one acting like a faggot, getting all slap happy cuz mcphee didnt get up quick enough, so mcphee stays over him in retaliation, and brady bumbles around throwing a temper tantrum like it was on mcphee

maybe be more patient and not try and slap a 6'3'' 290 lb MACHINE off of you.

[uh-oh]

That DPI call was a bit weak. But that's not on the Ravens. They took advantage of it and capitalized.

Got to figure Brady/Belichick will come out firing in the 2nd half but things are looking good for Baltimore.

nah, revis had the arm across him and was trying to run him out of bounds without looking for the ball. ref was right there too, was impossible to miss.

i thought the one on mosley was trash. but i guess it was past 5 yards the contact was stupid minimal tho.

same with webb, dude ran right into him. webbs allowed to stand on the field lol.

but obviously all of this is dripping with BIAS

[Fart]

Stop Gronk and they win.

[uh-oh]

4 tds for ole FLACCOOOO

[~RustyGunZ~]

Great calls this game

Totally not pass interference to hold someone's arm against their side for a solid 5 seconds

[PancakeBrah]

Great calls this game

Totally not pass interference to hold someone's arm against their side for a solid 5 seconds

There have been iffy calls and non-calls on both sides. The refs haven't decided this game. Patriots defense doesn't look like it's regular season self, at all.

Harbaugh's been out coaching Belichick, bros. Ravens swagging, currently.

[Half Wit It]

Yo, Ravens win this game I wanna see them vs SEA in the SB.

[PancakeBrah]

Holy shit.

[Half Wit It]

And here come the motherfuckin Pats!!

[~RustyGunZ~]

That was fuckin slick

[Strikta]

COME ON RAVENS!!

[Pent uP]

Wtfeezy

[Strikta]

I swear I hope the Pats don't take this.

[~RustyGunZ~]

There goes Flaccos cute little streak

[~RustyGunZ~]

This 4th down tom foolery us pissing me off

[Strikta]

Hey Knuck, doubt I show bro.. my bad.

I just ain't had the time or motivation that I thought I would.

I'm sure u understand.

Edit: Nvmnd, I see the thread got closed on a dbl ns.. lmao whoops. We're banned again.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Hey Knuck, doubt I show bro.. my bad.

I just ain't had the time or motivation that I thought I would.

I'm sure u understand.

Edit: Nvmnd, I see the thread got closed on a dbl ns.. lmao whoops. We're banned again.

let's make our own league

No due dates

[Tom Sparks]

Beautiful pass

[Half Wit It]

Ball game.

[Tom Sparks]

Law of probability caught up to flacco

[Blanco Bishop]

Is a wrap!

[Diode]

Horrible clock management. Reid-esque.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Uh oh mad as fuck right now.

[uh-oh]

FUCK

good game to the fagtriots

had to resort to trickery like lesser men. but its all good. flacco is still da god

can't wait till next year.

last year our o-line fell apart. this year it was our secondary.

hopefully the patriots win it all so i can say my team was knocked out by the eventual champs through tomfoolery and womanism

[Swerve]

Sorry uh-oh

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

LOL..




Pats got this.

[~RustyGunZ~]

FUCK

good game to the fagtriots

had to resort to trickery like lesser men. but its all good. flacco is still da god

can't wait till next year.

last year our o-line fell apart. this year it was our secondary.

hopefully the patriots win it all so i can say my team was knocked out by the eventual champs through tomfoolery and womanism


Our wide receiver had a better qb rating than Flacco

Intercepting is truly woman like though

[Strikta]

Summamahbitch.

Oh well.

[Tom Sparks]

Ravens were up 14 pts TWICE LOL

no excuses

[uh-oh]

NO DOUBT

espescially when you consider they only gave up 14 yds rushing.

bradys quick passing picked apart our abysmal secondary. thats not an excuse, its a fact.

but watch flacco get blamed for the loss cuz the interceptions. its all good. its not the fact that rashaan melvin allowed 22 passes to be caught when thrown at him.

[Tom Sparks]

CAMMM OOHHHH CAMMM

[Tom Sparks]

NO DOUBT

espescially when you consider they only gave up 14 yds rushing.

bradys quick passing picked apart our abysmal secondary. thats not an excuse, its a fact.

but watch flacco get blamed for the loss cuz the interceptions. its all good. its not the fact that rashaan melvin allowed 22 passes to be caught when thrown at him.

Flacco relys on pi on those deep balls too much.. He shouldn't of thrown it

[uh-oh]

Flacco relys on pi on those deep balls too much.. He shouldn't of thrown it

you cant really blame him, he gets the PI 9 out of 10 times lol

but word he didnt see the safety overtop, he was trying to get a kill shot in, probably because our defense obviously couldnt stop them from moving at will.

it was just a shit game

anyone who says its a classic is a patriots fan lol.

[Tom Sparks]

Game over

[Tom Sparks]

Wow.. Impressive drive

Didn't think they had it in em

[Fart]

Lol gj putting NO one on kelvin

[Tom Sparks]

These coaches last 2 games must of went to smitty's school of clock management

[Tom Sparks]

CAMMMM OOHHHH CAAAMMMMMM

[Fart]

So lucky that wasn't a pick

[Blanco Bishop]

Chancellor should of been credited with the block. That was g.

[Tom Sparks]

How the fuck do u not just lay out chancellor.. I mean cmon, first time yea it catches u off guard but u know he's gonna do it a second time.. Lucky to even get points on that drive

[Fart]

Lol props to the kicker for kicking out of those blocks

[Allen Knight]

you cant really blame him, he gets the PI 9 out of 10 times lol

but word he didnt see the safety overtop, he was trying to get a kill shot in, probably because our defense obviously couldnt stop them from moving at will.

it was just a shit game

anyone who says its a classic is a patriots fan lol.

http://i62.tinypic.com/24mdrox.jpg

[Strikta]

Cam ballin, but them receivers are doing him zero favors.

Shit is sad tbh.

[Strikta]

Loool Carolina needs to learn how to TACKLE yo.

[Tom Sparks]

LUUUKKKEEEE

dude is from my city.. Ballin right now

[Tom Sparks]

LUUUUUUKKKKKEEEEEEEE

MTL, LASALLE STAND UP

[Strikta]

Hawks ain't losing this joint. I'd be surprised if they do, at this point.

[Tom Sparks]

Naw, it's game over

[Strikta]

Well the fat bitch ain't sung YET. Lol

Where's Diode at?

[Diode]

Was at the bar.

Car will beat spread but too many mistakes by the offense to pull a pats

[Strikta]

Oh shit lol nice!

[Strikta]

Stiffarming the piss out niggas.

[Strikta]

Ohhhhh noooo Cam. Smmfh.

[Diode]

Cam's gonna Cam.

Good game.

[Allen Knight]

game over

[Tom Sparks]

CAMMMMM NNOOOOOOO CAAAMMMMMM

Was ballin till that telegraphed throw

[Strikta]

That's a shame.

But to his credit he's had nearly no help all game.

[Diode]

Cam gonna Cam.. good game until the last 9m. Can't ask for much more after being so overmatched. Shula better get canned and ideally Gettleman is out on his ass for whay he did last year. Imagine if the Panthers still had Smith and Lafell?

[Blanco Bishop]

Spread squeezed

[Strikta]

Even if Carolina still had them dudes it's likely the same outcome in the end. That Seattle defense is just too much man.

But don't worry Diode, u got another team to root for tomorrow.

Such a luxury must be nice. Smh.

[Tom Sparks]

^preach

[Strikta]

Benjamin the only wideout that came to play tbr.

[Strikta]

Worst onside attempt ever lol

[Diode]

Benjamin the only wideout that came to play tbr.

Truth.

[Diode]

Worst onside attempt ever lol

Also true.

[Tom Sparks]

If Benjamin gets that foot inbounds before the half for a td.. Outcome might of been different, not saying they woulda won but a lot closer down the stretch

[Strikta]

If Benjamin gets that foot inbounds before the half for a td.. Outcome might of been different, not saying they woulda won but a lot closer down the stretch

Yeah, closer for sure.. woulda took some strain off Cam, making him less inclined to make critical error(s). Would prob still take the L tho.

[Diode]

Yup to all of this.

Either way I think Carolina proved they belonged in this playoff and things can only get better from here.

[Fart]

Lol they dont belong in shit but a garbage can

[PancakeBrah]

Looking forward to this GB/DAL game, bros.

[Diode]

Lol they dont belong in shit but a garbage can

So you are delusional enough to claim this wasn't a close game until midway through the 4th?

Lolk then. Blind homer is blind.

Good luck when you come up against a real offense.

[Diode]

Looking forward to this GB/DAL game, bros.

the points have to be like 32932982398239828392+

no defense on either side lol

[uh-oh]

the only game that matters now is ohio state and oregon

#DEPRESSION

[Diode]

the only game that matters now is ohio state and oregon

#DEPRESSION

dick lebeau quit the steelers and is not retiring

you can take some joy in that

[Half Wit It]

the only game that matters now is ohio state and oregon

#DEPRESSION

Go Bucks!

#NolesNation

BTW Eddie Lacy isn't fuckin around.

[Certain]

dick lebeau quit the steelers and is not retiring

you can take some joy in that

I'll never understand why he was so fucking terrible as Bengals head coach, but I am enjoying this twist.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Seattle vs Pats Super Bowl.




Pats win by 17.

[Fart]

So you are delusional enough to claim this wasn't a close game until midway through the 4th?

Lolk then. Blind homer is blind.

Good luck when you come up against a real offense.
Tbh yea i gave them a chance when they were down 7, but that didn't last. Their only answer was throwing on simon
Garbage

[Tom Sparks]

Dallas holding their own

Upset alert

[Diode]

Dallas shouls be up 21-7 but dallas gonna dallas

[Half Wit It]

DEZ FRICKIN BRYANT BRO

I'm sorry but he caught that, stretched for the goal line as he was going down and bobbled it.

[Zen]

DEZ FRICKIN BRYANT BRO

I'm sorry but he caught that, stretched for the goal line as he was going down and bobbled it.

Yeah, he clearly caught it.

[StarFaggot]

So you are delusional enough to claim this wasn't a close game until midway through the 4th?

Lolk then. Blind homer is blind.

Good luck when you come up against a real offense.

You mean like Denver's offense in super bowl? The Seahawks are goons. They're not losing at home.

[TYSON]

How bout them damn packers? Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[PancakeBrah]

Karma's a bitch.

[Tom Sparks]

If he woulda just caught it instead of stretching for the goal line he would of had it

Ohhh welllll

[Sharp]

yeah man if he had caught the football he woulda caught the football n everything

[Half Wit It]

yeah man if he had caught the football he woulda caught the football n everything

Lol.

I'm a Niners fan..not fond of either team but that was an amazingly awful call

[Allen Knight]

The oft-cited "process rule" of the NFL rule book has surfaced many times, most famously to deny an apparently touchdown catch by the Detroit Lions' Calvin Johnson in 2009. Here is what Rule 8, Section 1, Article 3, Item 1 reads: "If a player goes to the ground in the act of catching a pass (with or without contact by an opponent), he must maintain control of the ball throughout the process of contacting the ground, whether in the field of play or the end zone. If he loses control of the ball, and the ball touches the ground before he regains control, the pass is incomplete. If he regains control prior to the ball touching the ground, the pass is complete."


it was the right call, fuck the cowgirls anyway im glad they lost. packers will win it all.

[Diode]

yeah man if he had caught the football he woulda caught the football n everything

lol'd. rep.

[Diode]

colts/broncos a mirror image of the earlier game

indy unexpectedly goes up 14-7 and in full control, gets stopped short of a put-away td a few mins before the half and their kicker, who doesnt miss anything ever until week 17, misses a fg.

weird

[Diode]

.. turnover while driving for a td under 2m and the other team has enough time to drive down but get stopped short for a FG, halftime score 14-10

WEIRD