what text showing are you most proud of? Whether you won the battle or not

[Destroyer]

^^^

[Diode]

when i beat Richard Corey in a text battle that was like 80 line limit

i think it was wbl?

[Strikta]

Beating Medichi in a grudge match.. back in like 02.

When rivalries were real in text.

We'd talk shit.. battle.. I'd lose.. talk more shit ect..

Eventually after losing to him twice, 3rd time was a charm.. was a great battle, but I brought that yoga flame yoga fire my nigga, & got that motherfucker.

We cool now tho.. but that's when text beef was interesting.. & the spectators anticipated the battles & voted thoroughly w/ honesty.

[dead man]

that one topical tourney on Text-Stars where i won actual money

yeah...

[Ghost1]

My first win against alvin karpis, blue bayou, orc, beyond & hush all come to mind as significant

I used to love text bros

I need that ole thang back

[Allen Knight]

Wen i Beat john Hensley

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

When I beat you

Sike

Not saying much Bags

[Dope girl]

Wen I beat Jessica

[Batty]

Prolly when I casually destroyed I-Kontinue in some keystyling back-n-forths and then in a battle and he could not accept that it happened.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

What's good with all of these threads?

Des name someone notable that you have beaten, bro?

Lol, let me stop hahaha.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

What's good with all of these threads?

Des name someone notable that you have beaten, bro?

Lol, let me stop hahaha.

[~RustyGunZ~]

since nc2 i enjoyed beating hollywood and sending him into the abyss to never return

and finally catching karpis

from nc1 beating empathe

[Destroyer]

dead @ EmpathE

Amen, i'm in the archives

[~RustyGunZ~]

lol

but fr fr

my first pic battle with hush and like my 2nd on the site in general once I arrived to NC

lost but did a decent job and my next pic battle was vs pjk and I got my first champed

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

dead @ EmpathE

Amen, i'm in the archives

I'm aware.

The 2 furious L's you got from me, are in there as well.

Lmao, oh you mad now.

[veritas]

Amen killing yall tbh.

[Ghost1]

Yea every1 is mad

[Destroyer]

lol yeah, i'm steamed

[veritas]

You have them on the ropes amen....keep working.

[Strikta]

He does not.

Earlier today he posted that he wanted to jump out of another man's bedroom mirror.

[veritas]

so what if he likes the cock tim? he is still making all of you mad. I am almost ashamed for yall.

[Strikta]

Dead.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Watch me work.




Look at these fools. No one even said shit too or tag'd bags an he in here directing his posts towards me.



Face it nigga... I am a better troll then you.




Strikta's just a wack has been who never was and I feel bad for him. Scrub.




Destroyer cool but can't beat me.




Fuck w/ me.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol @ Strik monitoring every post I make too...

niGGa net stalkin me. You mad, G. Admit it.

You HATE me, you scrub faggot.

[Hush]

Ur not a troll bruh
Most PPl here just genuinely dislike u


And not cause u want them too

It's how u post and stuff
They hated u back when u was trying to " fit in "

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

That makes me a successful troll.

I got these niggas stuck in there emotions.

Fair?

[Hush]

yes amen u r master troll
So angry

Grrrr

Bags cholesterol up he's angry
Strik drank a pint of draino so angry
Diode googling angry he's so angry



U r God tier


Retire on top
Leave here never to return

[veritas]

KEEP AT THEM AMEN! THEIR FRAZZLEDNESS IS EVIDENT!

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU NCG'S!

AMEN KILLING THE GAME RIGHT NOW!

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Oh stop hush. The sarcasm isn't needed.

What I'm saying is, I got these niggas stuck in there feelings. It's obvious they hate me, which I find hysterical.

All good tho. None of them or you matter to me.

What matters is I do me and live a good life. I get paid, and have everything I want & need in life, dig? From one NY nigga to another, you can appreciate that much and like a grown man, show respect.

Feel me.

[veritas]

i am fitna rep amen for reaching the levels of god-tier troll tbh.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

KEEP AT THEM AMEN! THEIR FRAZZLEDNESS IS EVIDENT!

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU NCG'S!

AMEN KILLING THE GAME RIGHT NOW!

Lol, chill. You killing the game V. You killing it.

When you dropping another video mag, G? Your last one killed me. Funny shit.

[Orc]

when i beat Lefty to win my first NBL champ match. i was so excited haha. i knew i arrived on the text scene or w.e

finally catching Beyond was nice too. he was my nemesis for fucking years

ummm

not sure what else. maybe my losses to Butler and Timevirus. especially the Butler one, he was the greatest man

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lefty was dope. Always got a kick out of reading his shit. Butler was definitely a beast, probably one of my favorite textcee's along with Hens and Kung..

[veritas]

Lol, chill. You killing the game V. You killing it.

When you dropping another video mag, G? Your last one killed me. Funny shit.

naw playa, I aint shit. I aint really had a reason to come down off the throne, but then I see a young cocksucker like yourself obliterating these lames, that makes me interested in seeing what you bout. I will keep watching. I approve of your mind games bro. know that. Good luck. all love 1

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lmaoooooo @ young cock sucker like yourself. That shit killed me. Props.

IDK why, but I heard the voice you had when talkin shit to hush in that video shit.

"Race to virginity land, you win" type vocals. Feel me LMAO.

[veritas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVi8bJFIac8


class dismissed.

[~RustyGunZ~]

veritas time traveled 7 too many times and now his mind is mush

amen is a terrible troll and boarder

i know his hearts in the right place but he brings negative vibes to himself

and stop using so many fucking commas

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

What's wrong with comma's, tho?

Do you prefer semi colon?

IDK bout you, homie lol.

[veritas]

veritas time traveled 7 too many times and now his mind is mush

amen is a terrible troll and boarder

i know his hearts in the right place but he brings negative vibes to himself

and stop using so many fucking commas

this is really you just saying, "Hey veritas it is me "fat jewface" may we talk for a bit?"

whatsup bro?

[~RustyGunZ~]

I just don't see why you use them so often

you're not using proper grammar 80% of the time so it's not needed

[~RustyGunZ~]

this is really you just saying, "Hey veritas it is me "fat jewface" may we talk for a bit?"

whatsup bro?

nm u?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I just don't see why you use them so often

you're not using proper grammar 80% of the time so it's not needed

Habit, tbh.

[veritas]

i am in research mode right now. Trying to utilize the epoche on here and give all of yall a fresh start. how is the weather doing killa?

[~RustyGunZ~]

really cold

wish your fat wife was here to keep me warm

how is kentucky?

[veritas]

I love my wife and her thickness. this is still really hillarious.

what is also really funny is just how unprepared you are for marriage.

I would assume kentucky is tits, mixed with some taint.

We plan to collapse the 40 blocks poophouses for sure though bro.

you down?

[~RustyGunZ~]

yeh

[Destroyer]

hey amen, stop ruining a thread with potential to be good, faggot

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

hey amen, stop ruining a thread with potential to be good, faggot

Lol, my bad bro.

Stage is yours, again. You can have it back, b.

[veritas]

hey amen, stop ruining a thread with potential to be good, faggot

look at how mad you got him right now amen!

[veritas]

yeh

so....come down here and we gon use you fair>?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol, my bad bro.

Stage is yours, again. You can have it back, b.

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

[~RustyGunZ~]

so....come down here and we gon use you fair>?

I'm going to use you James

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

How doesn't it?

Stage is yours, again. You can have it back, b.

You iight, bro?

[~RustyGunZ~]

That isn't how you use commas

[veritas]

I'm going to use you James

please elaborate

[~RustyGunZ~]

Everything will be clear once we meet on 50 block

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol this nigga.

Let me b, b.

[Strikta]

Them, commas, tho, bro.

Feel, me?

U stupid illiterate jobber, u make me so fucking angry.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Calm down, b.

You'll be iight.

[ill nik-A]

That isn't how you use commas

Actually, that is grammatically correct, man.

[Strikta]

I've noticed his misuse/overuse of commas in other threads. It irks me as well.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Stop. My "Overuse" of commas, tho?

Wouldn't say all that, bro.

Maybe sometimes, but not all.

[Strikta]

It isn't all the time, but u do it alot.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You right. Like when I go on rants, tho - right? Lol. Typing out paragraphs, I do notice the commas become excessive, lol.

[Joe Metts]

Lost to Butler in 03 but got votes. Considered a bboys classic.

it's basically when people realized I was a problem.

Plus Butler was my favorite when I was coming up.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Actually, that is grammatically correct, man.

No it isn't

What you just did is

That is not

[Greed]

http://netcees.org/showthread.php?t=17244&highlight=Pryde+cake

I like this one.

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Losing to oneduh by 1 vote in the summer classic

[oats]

champing the Abattoir/LLL, when I lost to Black in the SS finals but felt like I deserved more than the single Dagel vote I got lol, beating Vulgar in RHYME, beating Sacrifice on Text Stars.





obliterating Bags might be top 15

[sral]

I've got a couple scalps I'm pleased with... Pent uP, Certain, Black on the topical tip

Sephiroth, Toil, Jayk, Serge in text

I signed into the RHYME recently hoping to get Rich Corey but I lost interest once he dipped... I've never faced dude before but that was all I was interested in joining for

Maybe one day eh?

[Strikta]

Jayk used to be trouble.. battled him & won both in audio & text. He beat me in both as well.

I actually kicked it irl w/ dude.. he's mad weird.. cool as a fan tho.

Now he lives in LA, as an actor.. mostly being an extra & doing small low budget roles.

He still battles on RM I think.

But word that nigga had punches... obscure ones.. but they were crazy & he won alot in text w/ his style.

[Strikta]

Jayk Gallagher ...google that dude lmao sraL

[sral]

yeah I seen all that acting shit posted at UPN forever ago hahaha

[boof]

dude I can't even remember

I almost beat fracture once

I think I beat someone in an urbanprowler tourney

maybe someone on RB or RM dude I don't know who cares

text battling is way weird

[E Tha Real]

I'm actually more proud of my open mics then text battles. I mixed up alot of diff rhyme schemes & concepts that were entertaining to myself. Hard question for me, wish i had a definite answer. If i had to choose a battle, it would be my pic battle vs. revanon, i was legit laughing as i wrote the verse. The shit talking he did made beating him that much sweeter.

[Witty]

I don't remember any of them.

There have been champ battles and tournament finals and such that I know I was in, and won in some cases, but for the life of me I can not remember what i wrote for them.

There was one battle with black when i was just returning from my 2 year hiatus, i think it was in the final of a tourney, I lost but it is the only battle i actually remember due to drugs and stuff so I'll say that because it was a lot of fun and both verses were truly great. Also think it was voted as a legendary battle.

My memory is awful.

[Ghost1]

champing the Abattoir/LLL, when I lost to Black in the SS finals but felt like I deserved more than the single Dagel vote I got lol, beating Vulgar in RHYME, beating Sacrifice on Text Stars.





obliterating Bags might be top 15

Ill fucking murder u chink teacher fagot
oats

FACE ME COWARD

[Strikta]

Revanon was wack af. Lol

[oats]

Ill fucking murder u chink teacher fagot
oats

FACE ME COWARD

already did

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?440451-Oatmeal-vs-Bags-(OPEN-4-VOTES)

10-0

[Greed]

Never bags bitches was fire

[Ghost1]

already did

http://rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?440451-Oatmeal-vs-Bags-(OPEN-4-VOTES)

10-0

Lol 2010 DAYUM


Ayo but



Then ill choke him out and break his legs if he even trys to breathe
My sharpshooters'll give his Hart a run for its money...million dollar dream
Nameplays ain't the safeplay but fuck it lets do it maybe you'll learn a thing
Even if u play sug Knight u couldn't hold bags out of windows workn @ Burger king
And what a startling site to see him get man handled by darkwing dyke
U got outshined by Santana like killa cam u should be laughed off this God forsaken site
Oatmeal huh? they say there's no such thing as a free lunch I'm not concerned tho
Make me pay? Ill bring sorrow to this Quakers state quicker then the death of Joe paterno


my closing lines were SERIOUS.

[ill nik-A]

Resin
Butler
Kung
Pulse
EQ
Oneduh
Beyond
Karpis
Hush
Sephiroth
Alien

Basically everyone relevant in every text age

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I don't see a few niggas on that list.

Island
J. Hens
IDeal I think his name was
and a few others from the early RM days.

[sral]

I don't see a few niggas on that list.

Island
J. Hens
IDeal I think his name was
and a few others from the early RM days.

island was a few heads on one account, User and Aloe at least

ideal was tangible

[sral]

Revanon was wack af. Lol

word lol

you ever see his live battles?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Word..

Few other niggas.

Even you were around back then son.

[boof]

lol bags got NO FLOW

[Ghost1]

THATS 5 YEARS OLD MACARONI FAGOTOTKDMSKWKWOAOA

[Tic]

This thread actually entertained. Me vs. Allen Knight the 1st time on RB was dope, was pleased with that verse. Vs. Orc was pretty good too, minus the crew line.

[Strikta]

Never bags bitches been done to death in about a billion+ variations. Smh.

[Tic]

Actually my verse against Broke in the Summer Classic was dope...til he showed up to my house and started stealing personal info. Mufucka knew what brand socks I was wearin that day, smh...

[Sharp]

gone @ broke's research... that shit was serious


for me there was the time I destroyed Dominate in NBL but his riders carried him past me

:)
jk he totally won but that was like the first time I dropped a quality verse

I beat Richard Corey on PR which was cool, even though it was 2013 and he thought my name was bold so like 4 lines of his made no sense lol

plus when I could've beat Orc as non azn bob but I let the battle stay open and convinced more people to vote, giving him the rightful win. I got the good guy award there which means more than an NBL champ to me

<3


and of course my 8237 no show wins over boredom

[oats]

Lol 2010 DAYUM


Ayo but



Then ill choke him out and break his legs if he even trys to breathe
My sharpshooters'll give his Hart a run for its money...million dollar dream
Nameplays ain't the safeplay but fuck it lets do it maybe you'll learn a thing
Even if u play sug Knight u couldn't hold bags out of windows workn @ Burger king
And what a startling site to see him get man handled by darkwing dyke
U got outshined by Santana like killa cam u should be laughed off this God forsaken site
Oatmeal huh? they say there's no such thing as a free lunch I'm not concerned tho
Make me pay? Ill bring sorrow to this Quakers state quicker then the death of Joe paterno


my closing lines were SERIOUS.


lol you had some serious anger back then. It brings me joy to see our relationship blossom over so many years. looking at you is like looking in a less talented mirror. I love you

and lol@someone saying a line from 5 years ago is played. it's like seeing a bar from 01 and saying "jeez, de-feet, really? rapper/wrapper?! these have been done to death!"

[Ghost1]

Keep pushin me oatmeal

[Joe Metts]

I'm about to start throwing resume out there and show you nigs how offended I am that I get left off lists that include people in eras I dominated.

[Allen Knight]

stfu hoe metts

[oats]

beating Bags was slightly less underwhelming than my demolition of Allen Knight tho

[ill nik-A]

I'm about to start throwing resume out there and show you nigs how offended I am that I get left off lists that include people in eras I dominated.

Agreed

Do it!

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Joe Metts a sleeper.

[El Muffin]

Beating Frank in the AOWL Season Championship match. I actually didn't like my verse, and sort of felt it was the point between my peak and decline. But to win a season of that league, after investing so much time in this hobby, felt great. Kind of lame, admittedly. But we all post verses for a reason and to see the payoff and the votes and the recognition was a nice feeling.

Before netcees.com crashed, I had an AOWL regular season championship battle with Black that I eventually lost. I was the defending champ but my wins weren't so great, really. The match got tied over and over again, eventually had to be discussion'd for votes. I lost in a close one. But going toe to toe with someone who makes me feel this form of writing is legitimate, especially considering it was early on in my writing career on this site, was validating.

In terms of pure writing pride, it's tough. They're all open mics. First was 'Milk', my first piece here. Kind of weird in content. It's lost to the internet blackhole but I liked writing it, after not texting for 5+ years, effectively virgin to it. Informed my style from then on. Then 'Michael Doopenslooper', which is also lost. It was loosely based on the Batman shooter, but I think it was when I came into my own in terms of an original rhyme style. Then 'Visiting Friends' which is probably my best technically written piece. Then, finally, 'GRIZZLY BEARS' which is probably the best thing I submitted to the open mic. Got robbed of HOF which still bothers me.

This sounds like a lot of bragging but I honestly cringe at 90% of the pieces I write, days after I write them. Plus this whole text thing seems to be seriously dying now so I'm soaking in my mentals.

The best piece I ever wrote for a topical league is a coin flip between that aspergers piece (with the courtroom scenes) in that one short-run league Zyogte ran and 'Sociopath' or some similar title about someone who bemoaned the fellow mourners at his lovers funeral in some season of the AOWL.

Best battle highlight was that bar I had against Destro where ya nigga went like

"Even with your stale delivery you still couldn't deadpan"

So fucking dope.

Word.

hey that short open mic you wrote about mcdonalds cheeseburgers was cool

do you remember?

i really liked that one and om isn't my cup of tea

i fux with dead man 's shit hardbody tho

[El Muffin]

my fav text showings would have to be my first 15-0 run on rm

my champ run in 08 on rm

and snatching calefactions belt on nc 1.0 amid huge controversy (wasn't really controversy..poll went up and i won it like 33-8 lol)

edit: lol something new

beating beyond on rm several years ago...him proceeding to talk shit only last year like i could never again beat him...then him getting flawlessed in the alias tourney by me a few months ago and disappearing

i mean beating dude isn't shit to me...just the way things happened= hilarious

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Loll Muffy kills me 99% of the time I read his posts.

[Witty]

Muff you should read my OMs....they are of the highest quality, I assure you.

[Ghost1]

Muff should read a bullet into his face

[Strikta]

My nigga u went on a champ run in 08?

[boof]

i remember when muff made his transition to top tier, and I saw you drop that CASINO line in the worst bars thread but I always thought that was super dope when I first read it

[Strikta]

Yeah, Muffy was & still is a problem.

Regardless of what ppl think of him, when he wants to he drops bars.

[El Muffin]

My nigga u went on a champ run in 08?

yeah.

beat seph and q in a 3way for it.

they were the weakest comp I had on the way to the belt though..it was the matches prior to that I was supposed to lose but slaughtered them in gruesome fashion (Silent L aka Magus for example)

I went through a cutthroat phase..wish I could recapture it..

and witty you are dope..don't let my spiteful comments in the past make you think otherwise...Im just fond of dead mans style. evocative

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muffy was dope back in the days.

I remember when he caught a few unexpected bodies on RM.

That nigga text speaks a different language now and days tho.

Thank god for google translator.

[Witty]

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To battle them is my real test,
To beat them is my cause.

I will travel across the net,
Searching far and wide.
Each text battle to understand
The power that's inside

Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Text Battles, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Text Battles, (gotta rap them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Text-bat-tles) Gotta rap 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me Fox, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Text Battles!

(Gotta rap 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Text Battles!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Text Battles!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

Text Battles!

(Gotta rap 'em all)x5

Text Battles!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Text Battles!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Text Battles!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.

TEXT BATTLES!
Gotta rap'em all!!
Gotta rap'em all!!
TEXT BATTLES!!!

[El Muffin]

for some reason I read that and immediately thought of the old Crossfire commercials

you know the Milton Bradley table game thing?

Cross-fire.........ooooo something something crossfireeeeeeeeee

CROSSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aerosmith voice)

good pokemon parody nevertheless

[sral]

muff was good once?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Yea...

Muffy champed RM after all the top, middle and low tier niggas bounced.

[Greed]

for some reason I read that and immediately thought of the old Crossfire commercials

you know the Milton Bradley table game thing?

Cross-fire.........ooooo something something crossfireeeeeeeeee

CROSSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Aerosmith voice)

good pokemon parody nevertheless

This hit home with me.

[El Muffin]

muff was good once?

don't be that guy.

if im not mistaken..you were one of the ones who voted for me in damn near every battle I was in before I champed.

and don't front as if they were indifferent votes either. i.e "both sucked but muff won"

nononono

it was more like.

breastmilk?

LMAOAOADLMFAOLMFAOAOAOOAO
"hilarious approach" and the like. lol I can go grab links if youd like

so don't act like you have amnesia nigga. fuckboy shit. your too old for that

I give you your props..even when you aren't around.


Amen don't let him fool you. he was actually around when I was doing work

[veritas]

Sup muff?

[Allen Knight]

llmaoo how do u remember a vote, smh, life must suck in muffs world.

[Wise Wiggles]

Lost to seph in the nbl champ match, thought he robbed me pretty bad. Lot of haters. Haven't battled since. Believe that was like 2 and half years ago or something..

[big baby]

the ones where me and pancake destroyed everybody tagteam we soc ute

[sral]

llmaoo how do u remember a vote, smh, life must suck in muffs world.

this nigga mad i troll voted for him all the way to a champ match, just to kill his dream at the final stage boss and watch him lose

obv butthurt is obv

[Frank]

http://media4.giphy.com/media/Er3QVX48nt5ok/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47p8qlo4taeikjr1yzg8fdiaxux8rl sgk6k2y85owh&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g