Question for every nigga here..

[Strikta]

http://oi60.tinypic.com/35mm99x.jpg

Well?

...I would fa fuckin sho.

[Witty]

Strik, as long as you promise me there is no penis on the other side I say yes.

I only say that because who would say no unless there was a catch?

[Strikta]

No penis bruh.

But yo, there is some ppl who would deny the eating of the ol balloon knot.

[Inno]

grow up.

eating ass is nothing.

dont u suck toes?

but u got second thoughts about that ass?

bitches love that shit yo, they squirm like an ant under a magnifying glass.

[Strikta]

Yeah I suck toes, but the feet gotta be proper or no deal.

& I don't have second thoughts about a damn thing on eating clean fine ass.

Ur confusing me.

[Inno]

lol my bad thought u was denying the brown eye.

[Strikta]

Naw lol hell naw.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I'm Puerto Rican.

I eat sexy bitches asses all day.

Suck the farts out them bitches too.

Word.

[Hush]

Make the questions harder next time broski

[Strikta]

Lol word.

Amazing how some niggas have the uncanny ability to ruin a thread w/out even trying.

[StarFaggot]

If she's going to satisfy my EVERY sexual fantasy then yes. If it's just that she's going to give me the pussy I'll pass because my body & looks is tantamount or greater on a men's scale.

[StarFaggot]

No penis bruh.

But yo, there is some ppl who would deny the eating of the ol balloon knot.

He compared it to a balloon knot and he's right. Chuckled.

[Wise Wiggles]

What if she ain't wiped in like a month?

[Mr. J]

Wise has a point


in fact....you could say it was a "wise" question





















ba dum tss

[Eŋg]

IF your sexual fantasy IS to tonguepunch her sphincter (strik/amen/inno) then wouldn't this all be a bit redundant?

[Dope girl]

Depends on how good he do it

[~RustyGunZ~]

Depends on how good he do it

/thread

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

What if she ain't wiped in like a month?

Not sure what type of bitches you fuck with son.

Hygiene a must.

[Sharp]

What if she ain't wiped in like a month?

Instant dealbreaker lol

gotta do some research strik

[Diode]

id be tossing that shit like mario batali tbh

[Wise Wiggles]

Not sure what type of bitches you fuck with son.

Hygiene a must.

Well then it's a stupid, no shit type of question.
Eating a bitch's booty ain't like walking on the moon.
The bar needs raising is what I'm saying.

[Joe Metts]

I prefer eating ass.

[Ghost1]

Team booty lickin checkin in

[Diode]

i see i am in good company even tho tehm days are over

go with god gentlemen

[PancakeBrah]

I'm not even going to attempt to front;

I find assholes, in concept and in reality, unappealing and my virgin tongue will never taste the sweet nectar of the brown eye.

Also,

that woman's ass is too fat and only beta males would engage in active coitus with her.

Good luck with your inferior spawn goals of 2015, faggets

[Diode]

die slow king of the north

die slow

[Split Eight]

pass

[PancakeBrah]

Also,

I find any tattoo unappealing on a female. Especially colored tattoos.

I prefer mine properly pale and unsinned.

Diode

Your anger is just a manifestation of your self-hatred at seeing the utter truth I speak, no Veritas.

[Diode]

shush, you.

[Eŋg]

that woman's ass is too fat

this was too white a thing to say. even for you.

[Diode]

this was too white a thing to say. even for you.

on this we agree

did the poles just shift?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Dancake high right now.




Me too.

[Legion Of Cocks in my mouth]

Why is this even a question

[Badweather]

I thought eating ass was a standard part of going down on a chick. Unless they're below a 6, of course.

[Witty]

Also,

I find any tattoo unappealing on a female. Especially colored tattoos.

I prefer mine properly pale and unsinned.

I also dislike tattoos, one or two little ones is ok, but huge tattoos on females is a turn off for sure.

I prefer darker skinned wimminz tho, mainly because 95% of the girls here are pale so it's nothing new, and darker skin feels more exotic. Kinda like I'm fucking pocahontas, nahmean???

[Split Eight]

Buncha 40 y.o. divorcees and financially unstable hoodrats in here claiming that eating ass and sucking toes is common courtesy

maybe it is when your girl looks at you like Louis CK, and special occasions call for Fritos & Gushers in the ramen


only by request

[Hush]

Real talk ill finger the bung but I ain't chewing

[Strikta]

This thread got me dying fr.

[Zen]

I'm not even going to attempt to front;

I find assholes, in concept and in reality, unappealing and my virgin tongue will never taste the sweet nectar of the brown eye.
Right? There's no way I'm going down on someone's bootyhole. I know what goes on down there, and I want no part in that shit.

[veritas]

I think this whole entire thread is moot.

Striks fantasy is eating her butt, so her question is pointless.

at least for Tim.

amiwrite Tim?

[Greed]

Also,

I find any tattoo unappealing on a female. Especially colored tattoos.

I prefer mine properly pale and unsinned.

Diode

Your anger is just a manifestation of your self-hatred at seeing the utter truth I speak, no Veritas.

..... Christy Mack?

[Greed]

I thought eating ass was a standard part of going down on a chick. Unless they're below a 6, of course.

Whoa whoa whoa.. Below an 8. I ain't going out of my way to please a 7.3. And a 8.1 better be good at something besides looks her damn self.

[Witty]

Greed stfu.

[Zen]

Greed stfu.

lol

It's kinda funny how men give women a numerical value based purely on looks without putting a woman's personality in it all. From my experience, fucking a woman who I actually enjoyed being around was much better because, you know, they weren't annoying.

The woman in the pic looks like her personality is about a .26 which would make her (approximately) an 8.3, and I'm still not eating her booty.

[Strikta]

V, my fantasy is not really just eating her butt.

I would string that bitch up & gag her before I even got started on my fantasy.

I would put a knife to her throat while I fuck her, slightly stab & slice her, ect..

I wouldn't like hurt her or nothing like that... just for show/kicks.. ya know.

[Strikta]

Can't type all what I wanna type from the phone. Fuck

[veritas]

V, my fantasy is not really just eating her butt.

I would string that bitch up & gag her before I even got started on my fantasy.

I would put a knife to her throat while I fuck her, slightly stab & slice her, ect..

I wouldn't like hurt her or nothing like that... just for show/kicks.. ya know.

seems legit....

what if she was cool with you just cutting off a little piece of her shoulder and you eating it?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol @ niggas grossed out about eating ass in 2015.

Hilarious..

That is probably why a lot of you have no type of sex life.

Try it, bitches love it.

[Strikta]

Naw.

[PancakeBrah]

..... Christy Mack?

Bolted on fake tits? No thx jeff.

And to all the people who are like 'LOL IT'S 2015 EATING ASS BEEN COOL SINCE 2012 DAMN NIGGA U AINT EVEN GETTIN NO PUSSY IF YOU AINT EATIN ASS YO BECAUSE THESE BITCHES NEED DAT NIGGA IF YOU AINT EAT ASS YO NAME GO ON THAT LIST NIGGA AND EVERY BITCH KNOWS THAT LIST AND YOU LAME AS FUCK BRUH IM SO HARDCORE I BEEN EATIN' ASS SINCE I WAS 12 LOL DAMN FUCKS WRONG WITCHU"

I politely ask you to fuck off. Licking shitcutters aint my steez and any woman who would request me to do as such would be evicted.

[Greed]

Her face is the poster of what 9's and up are.

Personality is always factored in a woman's numerical value. But I don't know that bitch.

[Witty]

If you think so highly of Christy Mack I do not value any of your opinions on what is or is not attractive in a female.

[PancakeBrah]

Her face is junk looking. What are you on about? She's an elf-faced, tattoo-riddled science experiment prone to engaging with sociopath MMA fighters. 9 and up? You sir have lost your got damn fucking MIND.

I'll hear no more of this.

[Suthaveli]

Very interested in the white boys white boy of this site replies.

I've seen 3

[Ghost1]

Dan boarding strong itt

[Strikta]

http://i.imgur.com/S8l5xt1.png

But Daaan, I wuv uuuu!

[Strikta]

Lol that slut got the brakes beat off her.

Lordy.

[TayTay]

Also,

I find any tattoo unappealing on a female. Especially colored tattoos.

I prefer mine properly pale and unsinned.

Diode

Your anger is just a manifestation of your self-hatred at seeing the utter truth I speak, no Veritas.

cosign

[Greed]

She got a nice face. Pre getting it stomped on. Looking a bit to deep into her personal life imo. Idgaf about her tattoo selection and choice in men.

[PancakeBrah]

Yeah I went into a really deep google/wikipedia dive of 0.0 seconds and brought up the fact she's batshit insane in an argument where you said personality counts in 'rating' women you fucktard.

YOU COME AT THE KING YOU BEST NOT MISS

ELF FACE

FUCK YOU

PANCAKE-7

GREED- MINUS A TRILLION

http://media.giphy.com/media/nqRJTIwsBftG8/giphy.gif

[Greed]

I ain't trying to marry the hoe damn.

[Witty]

Her face is junk looking. What are you on about? She's an elf-faced, tattoo-riddled science experiment prone to engaging with sociopath MMA fighters. 9 and up? You sir have lost your got damn fucking MIND.

I'll hear no more of this.

lol best ever post on netcees.org

It kind of made my soul die a little to see those pics tho.

I don't like seeing things like that.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol that slut got the brakes beat off her.

Lordy.

Yo,

Whatchu think about Meaghan Good, son?

[uh-oh]

as a frontrunner for the eatabooty gang i must say

shits gone too mainstream, and i am changing sides. licking a chicks butthole was cool when it wasnt accepted. mainly cuz it would get her wild cuz no ones licking said butthole until i did it.

so now that i see it is widespread and not a unique thing i aint doing it anymore

[Greed]

Megan good is a 9.65, while Megan fox is a 9.7

I like to be as accurate as possible. Since Idk these females personally all ratings are based solely on looks.

Kate upton a 9.57
Kim k a 9.8
Gabrielle Union a 8.4
Minaj a 9.3

To name a few. I reserve the right to raise or lower these ratings at will.

Christy Mack a 9.4

[Witty]

Raise or lower whatever you want, your ratings are irrelevant and wrong.

[Strikta]

Witty going in. Lol

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Kim K, foh. Other then a pretty face, bitch is wack.

[Greed]

Do you not rate bitches based on this general scale?

Kim the baddest in the game right now. Body, face, money. She might can't cook but she can buy dinner year round.

I don't give out 10s at all but Kim damn close. Judging her by herself no family or background in niggas she get a high rank

[Witty]

I don't have a scale...this is how I do it.

I look at a female and I either think 'she's attractive' or i think 'she's not attractive' or I don't think anything because I'm thinking about something more important.

I can not understand dedicating the time to come up with ratings or scales, it seems pointless and quite arrogant.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Kim K body isn't all that, bro.

Plus I hate bitches with cookie nipples.

Her shit's are the size of small pizza pies, bro.

( o ) <--- Normal ( O ) <--- Not normal

[Strikta]

Kim's little sisters are the future. That's what I will say.

[veritas]

so tim....about you eating a chicks flesh...if she was cool with it.....yay or nay?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Yea. Them little twin hoes are bad.

The fucks up with they pops tho?

That nigga in some other shit.

[Strikta]

Those 2 sisters are 2 years apart, not twins. The younger one is the baddest imo.. & I ain't saying that on no pedo shit.. plus I think she just turned 18.

& V, I'm not eatin no bitch flesh bruh.. the tormenting is merely just for kicks.

I'm done w/ the subject too, case closed.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

OH, I always thought the Jenner bitches were twins.

[Greed]

Kylie bad now. She was garb before she got the lip surgery. Give her a few years she's gonna be trouble. The other straight too.

[Witty]

How do you even know these people exist?

[Strikta]

Was friends w/ her on FB.. until I tried to inbox her lool

[Greed]

How do you even know these people exist?

Tyga with her and I follow all things music like stocks.

[Strikta]

How do you even know these people exist?

The internet.

[Batty]

I thought this was gonna be one of those hard decision typa threads like THOUSAND ISLAND OR RANCH.

[Strikta]

Whoops she still 17.

[Batty]

Whoops she still 17.


leaned.

[Hush]

Whoops she still 17.

Rep God

[Split Eight]

Megan good is a 9.65, while Megan fox is a 9.7

I like to be as accurate as possible. Since Idk these females personally all ratings are based solely on looks.

Kate upton a 9.57
Kim k a 9.8
Gabrielle Union a 8.4
Minaj a 9.3

To name a few. I reserve the right to raise or lower these ratings at will.

Christy Mack a 9.4

Lol negged

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Whoops she still 17.

Lol, my boy would say "if the bitch got grass on the field, play ball" lol.

That nigga psychotic tho.

And 17 legal, isn't it? Lol..

Regardless, not like any of us is fucking the rich bitch anyways.

Not going to lie, I would. Those little Jenner birds are bad.

[Witty]

Lol, my boy would say "if the bitch got grass on the field, play ball" lol.

That nigga psychotic tho.

And 17 legal, isn't it? Lol.

Surely you should know this.

16 is legal here but I disagree with it.

It's cool if one person is 16 and the other is a few years older...but the fact that a 50 year old could legally have sex with a 16 year old is worrying to me.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Some people prefer younger.

I personally wouldn't touch a bitch more then 5 years younger then me, now.

When I first hit my 20's, fucking with a 17 year old felt awkward to me.

Then again, you never know these days man, bitches out here in NYC look older then they really are, like little 15 year olds look like they in their 20's. Shits wild.

If you live and/or been to the Empire State, you know what I'm talking about.

[Witty]

Some people prefer younger.

I personally wouldn't touch a bitch more then 5 years younger then me, now.

When I first hit my 20's, fucking with a 17 year old felt awkward to me.

Then again, you never know these days man, bitches out here in NYC look older then they really are, like little 15 year olds look like they in their 20's. Shits wild.

If you live and/or been to the Empire State, you know what I'm talking about.

I imagine it's the same everywhere, certainly here it is difficult at times to know whether a girl is 15 or 25 lol so you HAVE to ask, some women get offended by this, all that means is they are idiots and you should not go near them because they could fuck your life up.

I'm cool with girls a few years younger, 20 or 21 would be my limit.

I think anyone over 25 trying to fuck with anyone under 20 is weird as fuck.

[Greed]

Lol negged

I love all bitches. To me it's not always yes or no. With the point system cutoff is 7. The 6.9 and below are irrelevant and used for more industrial work. Above is when you get critical with the variables about who can do what and how their personality is.

This is the theory of fuckability. I would think you would know this doctor.

[Strikta]

How did u ever get ANY positive rep in the 1st place?

[Greed]

Are you around females so little that you don't have a system? I thougt this was bro discussion but everyone wanna talk about feelings and morals.

[Strikta]

Grow the fuck up man.

[Badweather]

17 is super old if you're a dog though.

[Greed]

This thread is about eating random assholes but I crossed the line.

True. I see you.

[Strikta]

It's not that u crossed the line... it's just that ur point system is pretty stupid & childish, really.

[boof]

greed gets a 0.7 in my book for being so SUPERFICIAL

[Witty]

GREED YOU ARE A STUPID CHILD AND YOUR FACE SMELLS LIKE CROCODILE SEMEN.

[Greed]

Whatever nigga. You can tell a lot about a dude by his female. If you got a 9 with you niggas will bow down. If you got a 7 you regular. Anything below chances are you ain't got game, or she just got it like that.

[Strikta]

That is nowhere near true.

I've fucked bitches of all kinds from all walks of life... when I've been down & out poor & when I've had thousands of dollars.

U have no idea what ur talking about.. u don't know ppl's situations & what their relationships entail.

[Witty]

Whatever nigga. You can tell a lot about a dude by his female. If you got a 9 with you niggas will bow down. If you got a 7 you regular. Anything below chances are you ain't got game, or she just got it like that.

YOU GARGLE ALLIGATOR CUM.

[Greed]

No, I dont.

But on first glance if you walking around the mall with a 5.5 she must got money or can cook good. If none of those apply then you ain't shit yourself.

[boof]

what if i had 3 9's but chose a 7 cuz i like her

[Strikta]

This thread is about eating ass, COMPLY OR GTFO.

[Witty]

No, I dont.

But on first glance if you walking around the mall with a 5.5 she must got money or can cook good. If none of those apply then you ain't shit yourself.

Provide a scientific basis for these ratings please.

I ask because they seem rectum derived.

[Greed]

U sound like a damn feminist witty. Girls are pretty. Some more then others. Some are smart and some are dumb. Make your own system.

[Witty]

U sound like a damn feminist witty. Girls are pretty. Some more then others. Some are smart and some are dumb. Make your own system.

WELL MAYBE IF YOU PAID MORE ATTENTION TO ME I MIGHT LOVE YOU MORE, YOU COME AND GO AND I ALWAYS TAKE YOU BACK BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT BUT I PROMISE YOU MISTER THIS IS THE LAST TIME, IF YOU LEAVE ME AGAIN WE ARE FINISHED FOR GOOD!

[Ghost1]

Fagot fox jr is the real victim

#neverforget

[Witty]

Fagot fox jr is the real victim

#neverforget

i LOVE HIM.

HE WILL WANT FOR NOTHING.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO JUST CAN NOT ACCEPT THE LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS FOX ARE THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN SOCIETY.

EAT A DICK, BUT NOT A FOX DICK....YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE OF THOSE.

[sral]

lmao surely none of you married dudes not eating the chocolate starfish?

I can understand it if it's just a one night chick or a girl you not serious about, but if that's your wifey then you're doing something wrong yo - let that ass know you there, start by pretending your tongue slipped while eating her out... then massage it a little with a finger on the outside, then slip the tip of the finger in slowly while making sure it's still lubed up with spit or whatever, keep getting that finger in deeper then flip over and let her do the same to you

it's not gay if your girl does it and anyone saying otherwise is a sheltered faggot

[Strikta]

Loool

[Witty]

http://i.imgur.com/Jsdtb1V.jpg

[Ghost1]

Lol gone

[veritas]

So lars....how do you let her get it?

[sral]

Elaborate on what you want answering. Lars da Gentleman is happy to offer advice in a bruh thread if needed

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lars be letting his wifey finger his asshole.

Thats going too far.

nigga, I felt violated after reading that shit.

Wowsers. Funny shit, tho.

[Split Eight]

arf arf

[Ghost1]

Lol hes a dr too

[Mr. J]

Greed sounding like a broke Tyga chasing high school girls rating them with a group of ghetto kids telling war stories about how he pulled a 9 claiming it was a girl named Betsy that turned out to by a gun that had a broken safety eventually cheddar Bob'n himself due to a tantrum caused by divine intervention....say 'what' again

[Ghost1]

Lol i like greed tho

[Witty]

Me too.