Despite my conviction, I must ask

[oats]

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker, taking a piss. We were a urinal apart, but there's a corridor jutting in between so we couldn't catch that size-em-up peak, which is w/e. anyway, we were talking, and then he stopped to wash his hands, and I didn't. I maintain that, lest some rogue tremor wrest my hold on my dick and cause me to piss on myself, I don't need to wash my hands after I piss. I don't have a dirty dick, and I didn't piss on my hands, so why would I wash my hands?

anyway he called me out on it and was like that's gross man, but this dude also bites his nails which I find fucking disgusting. I feel firm in my belief here, but I gotta ask...am I right or am I unhygienic?

[ill nik-A]

U must, man...

No body wanna shake hands with a dude who just touched his thing
It's a world of business

[Ghost1]

Ew man



Oats grading little gooked out sh8theads term papers w his dick soaked hands like LOL C PLUS OH AN NOW UR PAPER SMELLS LIKE ROMANO CHEESE LMAO.

Smh

shame on u

[Witty]

I just wash my dick thoroughly every morning and then I'm good for the day.

LOOPHOLES.

[Strikta]

It depends on the mood I'm in.

When I was a youngster it was rare.

Most times now I will tho.

[oats]

sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time?

bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature

[Witty]

OH OATS YOU'RE SO FUCKING GREAT WITH YOUR CLEAN TESTICLES I CAN EAT MY DINNER OFF, I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE AS FUCKING GOOD AS YOU AND HAVE MY GENITALS SHINY CLEAN AT ALL FUCKING TIMES BUT SOMETIMES I FORGET OK??????

[Hush]

Oak on that pissy draws flow

[Batty]

I got caught up in a long dramatic pause on "cruising in the bathroom".

That might just be me though.

[Diode]

sounds like y'all got some dirty dicks to me. my shit's clean. I don't wash my hands when I touch my buttcheeks either, just if I wipe. do you guys wash your hands after you scratch your nuts, too? like, every time?

bags I would literally shit on your C pluses and send it home for a parent signature

you can't see the micro piss splash you are getting on your hands.

[Hush]

U know this nigga be scratching his eye and shit too

[oats]

you guys that scared of potential micro splash of your own piss? bunch of Bilbo Baggins types round these parts

[veritas]

I think your anecdote chronicles a lack of wisdom pure and simple.

[Eŋg]

so I was cruising in the bathroom with my coworker

i left the thread at this point.

but no

i'm pretty sure i can piss without grabbing my junk. i'd still wash my hands afterward (unless i lived in the country).

[Strikta]

Da fuq?

[Witty]

honestly i agree with oats.

[Hush]

i left the thread at this point.

but no

i'm pretty sure i can piss without grabbing my junk. i'd still wash my hands afterward (unless i lived in the country).

Lmao
Cot damn shame

Mini dick ass nigguhs

[imsoschool]

Sometimes.

[Strikta]

I told u, ur done here.^^

[Eŋg]

nah. my shit flaccid is just perfect for a hands-free.

if how i take a piss has you thinking about the dimensions of my thing, that's weird.

[boof]

of course you should wash your hands you gross motherfucker

[boof]

biting your nails is only disgusting if you DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER PISSING

[PancakeBrah]

Oats confirmed for future Ebola patient.

Because thats how you get Ebola dude.

I'm at a current 78% wash rate for my adult life. I do it the majority of the time. But sometimes I'm like fuckit and just run the water for a few seconds so that people think I did it.

[oats]

I wash my hands too much I think, dries my shit out. So unless I'm pissing on myself, or wiping my ass, or about to eat food, I trust the cleanliness of my dick.

[uh-oh]

IM WITH YOU OATS

i only wash my hands when someone else is in there lol

my immune system is on point

your piss is clean. even if you pissed into your mouth and gargled and drank it you ain't gonna get sick from it

but i mean i guess if you got splash back from the urinal itself it might have some bacteria/virus growing in the piss water of the urinal

[Wise Wiggles]

Wash yo fucking hands

[Mike Wrecka]

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though


If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

[oats]

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though


If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

thank you, Mike. I'm glad someone else here is sensible.

[Certain]

I need a new tag-team partner.

[Witty]

I need a new tag-team partner.

Cox???

[Greed]

Touching ur dick ain't gonna germ up your hands, touching the faucet handles, the soap dispenser and the paper towel dispenser will though


If the only thing u touch in a public bathroom is ur dick u done navigated that cesspool of filth correctly

Well put.

[oats]

I need a new tag-team partner.

say goodbye to our future hit Coat RACK$$$

[Placer]

idont hold my dick while ipiss,but yh,the germs im more worried about is from the rest of the area like Mike mentioned. cruising to the bathroom tho lol.

[Wise Wiggles]

Wash your fucking phone

[Witty]

Wash your fucking phone

Lmao.

Nailed it.

Rep is obv.

[Witty]

Edit - Nvm, it's working now.

Wtf.