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Diode
03-01-2015, 08:10 PM
lol lewis is so fat
Diode
03-01-2015, 08:16 PM
potts had a kneebrah, a sttaight ankle, was setting up an armbrah from top side, and let that big dumb idiot escape each time

shameful
PancakeBrah
03-01-2015, 08:37 PM
I don't much go for the whole titty fighter movement myself.
ill nik-A
03-01-2015, 10:35 PM
Fights have been great, all have been finishes thus far, if I'm not mistaking
ill nik-A
03-01-2015, 10:47 PM
Ellenberger / Koscheck next

I hope Koscheck gets trampled
ill nik-A
03-01-2015, 10:48 PM
And look at me talk to myself about this water down card

Team Rowsy!
PancakeBrah
03-01-2015, 10:51 PM
nik-a you the real mvp
Allen Knight
03-01-2015, 11:07 PM
That was a weird choke out.
ill nik-A
03-01-2015, 11:13 PM
It was and what's up with the fake foaming out the mouth
Allen Knight
03-02-2015, 12:02 AM
Damn that was fast loll,
Diode
03-02-2015, 12:19 AM
this has to be up there as one of the worst cards ever.
Certain
03-02-2015, 12:58 AM
Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?
big baby
03-02-2015, 01:18 AM
Certain bb beat ronda up
Certain
03-02-2015, 01:33 AM
Yeah, obviously.
oats
03-02-2015, 08:32 AM
zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.
uh-oh
03-02-2015, 09:04 AM
i would beat the shit out of ronda rousey

although she is getting manlier and manlier each passing fight. her shoulders/ribs basically her TORSO is getting diesel and she's losing any appeal she had as a member of the female species

at the end of the day she is a WOMAN.
Certain
03-02-2015, 10:29 AM
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/ronda-rousey.jpg
Strikta
03-02-2015, 10:30 AM
Iono if I'm particularly tryna fight that bitch tho.
uh-oh
03-02-2015, 10:50 AM
certain posts professional modeling type photo

meanwhile in reality

http://a1.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/UFC/images/2015/02/28/022815-UFC-184-Ronda-Rousey-celebrates-victory-over-Cat-Zingano-MM-PI.vresize.693.390.high.0.jpg
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-02-2015, 10:55 AM
I'd eat her ass after a full 15 minute scrap.

Where my ass eating niggas at?
Hush Strikta
PancakeBrah
03-02-2015, 10:58 AM
I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-02-2015, 11:01 AM
That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.
uh-oh
03-02-2015, 11:05 AM
just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place.

seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit.

i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina)
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-02-2015, 11:07 AM
Lol, what an imagination.
Strikta
03-02-2015, 11:09 AM
Lmap that was a fulfilling read uh-oh
PancakeBrah
03-02-2015, 11:11 AM
That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

You have no soul.
Eŋg
03-02-2015, 11:55 AM
eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.
Diode
03-02-2015, 12:02 PM
zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.

there are weight classes for a reason.
Diode
03-02-2015, 12:08 PM
Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?

i'm not an mma fighter.

given her general lack of experience on the ground outside of judo newaza, however, i don't think i'd have too much of a problem with her in a bjj fight. she's 135lb and an early blue belt at best.

and please don't post that video of her with bj penn. he let he flow roll until the cameras were off. several accounts from the gym as to what happened when ronda tried to turn it up on him.
ill nik-A
03-02-2015, 12:13 PM
That bitch would body Mayweather
Diode
03-02-2015, 12:15 PM
That bitch would body Mayweather

oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees
ill nik-A
03-02-2015, 02:09 PM
oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

I disagree?
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-02-2015, 02:22 PM
Lol Daniel'son.
oats
03-03-2015, 12:10 AM
zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.
Strikta
03-03-2015, 12:41 AM
That Daniel son shit is annoying af.
Mercules
03-03-2015, 08:27 PM
I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

hahaha word