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Destroyer
03-04-2015, 06:55 PM
and I see this homeless dude standing on the corner begging for money so I give him two dollars. seeing as how I just spent $100 on weed, it kind of fucks with my head a little bit
I always give dem niggas when I can.
what goes around comes around, karma and all that
lol kinda funny you mention that. I say that shit all thr time.
dude I thought it was pretty clear that most of those dudes make bank off begging all day. probably depends on where you're at tho
Destroyer
03-04-2015, 07:02 PM
yeah I hear that. But, if you're standing on the street in the fucking snow all day, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt
Ghost1
03-04-2015, 07:07 PM
Never have i ever
Well
Actually one time i seen these 2 bums outside the pizza shop an i had a sub in a to go box an i just walked by an laid it right between the 2 of them in hopes that theyd murder each other for it. In an anti climatic turn of events....one of them grabbed it....and the other didnt even move. Come to think of it...he may have actually already been dead. He aint look so hot.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 07:13 PM
So you just said 'fuck it ill just be hungry'
Odd choice.
dead man
03-04-2015, 07:33 PM
Karma is bullshit but that was a nice thing to do bro. Good stuff
uh-oh
03-04-2015, 07:35 PM
i give to the homeless
there are these dudes with BUCKETS THO, and like street worker reflector vests that try and hit you up at redlights on this one corner tho
i just blast whatever music is playing and keep it MOVING
but the homelessness seems crazy now they're everywhere. like you should be at least more than one single block from the last guy.
like if i see one guy by my job and one guy by my crib cool. but when its like 2 guys within vision distance of eachother each with signs thats wack.
when i speak of hooking up the homeless its more like the ones who ride bicycles and look like a grizzled jesus as they pick for cans in dumpsters. there was this like 33 year old lady with a sign like "i have kids help" and im like thinking have some self respect and whore yourself in the privacy of a backpage profile wtf
Ghost1
03-04-2015, 07:37 PM
So you just said 'fuck it ill just be hungry'
Odd choice.
Oh....i assumed that the to go container signified that it was leftovers
R U INSINUATING THAT I MADE A STROY AND POSTED IT ON NETCEES AND IT WASNT THEBTRUTH !??!?!?!÷*×*
IS THAT WAT THE FUCM U SAYIN B?
oh dan. If u only knew. Smh.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 07:50 PM
You said you had a sub in a to go box. Thought you meant you, I don't know, GOT IT TO GO. THE WHOLE THING. Then you saw the bums and thought "If I give this sub to these bums it'll be a dope netcees post no matter what happens." I have no problem with that. Most of my daily actions are fueled by whether or not it'd be interesting for Netcees to hear about. So that's what I thought you did. Probably because the idea of going to a Subway/Jimmy Johns/Whatever the fuck and not finishing a sub and being like "Excuse me Garcon may I please have a doggy bag for this meal, because I am a woman" seems odd to me.
Ghost1
03-04-2015, 08:24 PM
HEY EVERY1 IM FUCKIMG PANCAKE BRO. WEHELLL LA TI FUCKIMG DAH EVERY1 LOOK AT ME. WASTED ON JACK BROS. WICKED FUNNY AND ACTIVE WHILE DRUNK. ACTIVEST. OCTAVE OCCULUS OCTOPUS BLACK DAN BESTBPOST EVER. WRITES MEANING OF LIFE. DELETES MEANING OF LIFE. WROTES OPEN MIC MAG. THIS IS MEANING OF LIFE. IS ANNACTUAL PANCAKE. PANCAKE BRO. IS THE BROTHER OF ANOTHER PANCAKE. NO MOTHER. PANCAKE FATHER IS A WHISK. SPATULA IS UNCLE. FLIPPED HIM OVER. HEY EVERY1 IM AT THE GYM.....BLOWS WHISTLE. HAS A WHISTLE. DOES JAZZERCISE. WORKS AT MORTGAGE LOAN OFFICE. HELLO CAN I HAVE A HOUSE ? DO YOU EVEN LIFT. BRB DAN DOESNT TEXT MSG CUZ A TEXT MSG CANNOT BE DELETED IN THE MRONING. BRB IS NYC SPITZ IF HE HAD SEX ONE TIME. NO TJNKS GEOFF. PANCAKE PLAYS HOCKEY WITH EMOTIONS. THIS SPORT IS CRYING. PANCAKE CRYS. PANCAKES GONNA PANCAKE! NORTH DAKOTA IS A PLACE. PANCAKE BUYS A CAR........CAR SALESMAN LOLS...SORRY WE SELL CARS HERE. I DONT WANNA NOMINATE A HOF OM PIECE FOR JANUARY LOL FUCK KFF THE LOT U STUPID FUCKING PANCAKE. VULGAR SHKWS UP. STARTS TALM BOUT GRASSHOPERS RUNNING FORNMAYOR AND LASER GUNS OR SOMETHING. U TEKL HIM HES THE BEST WRITER THAT EVER LIVED. HE TELLS U 874 ROAST JOKES THAT HE WROTE FOR CHAPMAN34S ROAST. U LOL AT EVERY SINGLE ONE. GETS INSPIRED. 2AM. I WEAVING IN DECEAVING IN THE LEAVING. GOODBYE NETCEESING. SIEZING. SPLIT EIGHT HOF NOM TIMES 68. DAN CAKE. WATCHING US......IN GUEST MODE. DEPECHE MODE. PANCAKE ONCE TBREW A FRISBY...IT TURNED INTO A BOOK. SMARTEST. OH LOOK AT ME EVERY ONE IM PANCAKE THE SUPER THINKER. WRITES NOVEL. IS PUBLISHED OVER NITE. PRODIGY. DELETES BOOK IN MORNING. DEEPEST. FUCK U DAN FAGOT IF INSAID I ATE A SUB AM GAVE A BUM A PIECE I DUN IT I DID IT I DO WAT O SAID U FUCKIN COCKSUCKER..EVER QUESTION ME PUSSY. ILL TAKE UR MOTHER TO FINGER CITY ON A WHIM U FUCKIN OIECE OF SHIT. FUCK U.
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-04-2015, 08:32 PM
Pop a Zoloft, son.
Ghost1
03-04-2015, 08:34 PM
U make me cringe fred spicstone
Stop postimg. An take ur hideous fucking picture down u remedial ogre.
veritas
03-04-2015, 08:51 PM
yes yes.. now please elab on "finger city".
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-04-2015, 08:55 PM
Bags, stop.
I'd bag any bitch you ever dreamed of fucking, scrub.
veritas
03-04-2015, 08:56 PM
amen my g, just log off....Anthony needs this. He will hut you to feel better about himself. especially on nights of self-loathing such as these.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 08:57 PM
HEY IM BAGS AKA BAGATRONICS AKA BAGNAMAMIOUS AKA LOL BAGABAGS AKA BAGS AKA THE WARDEN BAGS AKA JIM BLAGS LMAO LOL CURRENTLY. CURRENTLY LOGGED INTO 13 ACCOUNTS CURRENTLY LOL'ING WITH THE LETTER 9. DON'T TEMPT ME GIRL X45. DESTROYER IN THE DEN LMAO WE'RE IN A DEN CURRENTLY. HEY GUYSZ CHECK OUT THIS TOPIC
YO
BUT
LOL
I'M SAYIN;
LOL
YO
THAT'S THE TOPIC CURRENTLY, HIGH LEVEL BOARDING RIGHT NOW. WRITING TOPIC NOW. WRITING TOPIC ABOUT MY LIFE. HILARIOUS. WENT TO THE FAMILY REUNION. 'MY SITSER W0S WI9TH A BLACK GUY AND I TOTES WENT UP TO HIM CALL0987D HIM NIGGER AND EVERYONE AT THE PARTY WAS LIKE WW'OAH' TRU STORY SRS NOT JOKING LMAO. GUYS ITS TOTES AWKWARD TO SAY THE 'N' WORD BUT IM SO COOL I DON'T EVEN CARE CURRENTLY. DON'T CARE BOUT NOBODY SRS IN THE DEN. HRDCORE. LISTENED TO SCARFACE IN 1998 CAROLLA TODAY NO VIDEO. SAW A GROUP OF 17 BUMS ON THE STREET, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET NOT LYING TELLING THE TRUTH BROS. HAD A HALF-EATEN PICKLE SPEAR FROM LUNCH IN MY TOTES BAG. AKA TOTES BAGS. COULDN'T FINISH IT LMAO. RAN UP TO GROUP OF BUMS. PUT IN MIDDLE OF STREETS. THE BUMS STARTED KILLING EACH OTHER BUT THEY WERE ALL ALREADY DEAD LMAO THOUGHT THEY LOOKED TIRED BUT THEY WERE RUNNED OV9R LMAO!!!!! AKA BODY BAGS. LMAO. NEW TOPIC
YOOOOOO
DUDE
I'M SAYIN'
I CAN'T...
YO
GOT A VIDEO FOR YOU GUYS. I DON'T DRUNK BOARD LIKE FAGG9T PANCKE. NOPE. HMMPH! BUT HERE'S THE 35 MINUTE VIDEO OF ME DRINKING DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF WHISKEY FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. LOL LOSERS. Amen YOU'RE A FAG LMAO POSTIN' SO MUCH LOL (MAKES ANOTHER VIDEO) (MAKES VIDEO FOR TOPICAL TOURNAMENT HE ISN'T IN) (MAKES VIDEO FOR DISCUSSION FORUM MAGAZINE)
HI I'M BAGS. "HEY IM PANC9KE I THINK IM SMART CUZ I THROW FRISBEES" NAILED IT. TOTALLY GETTING REPPED BY HUSH FOR THIS. SECRETLY LOVE HUSH. CURRENTLY IN THE HOF CURRENTLY. WONDER WHAT UH OH'S BEARD LOOKS LIKE. JEALOUS OF BEARD. CURRENTLY FAT BAGS CURRENTLY. AKA SADDLE BAGS. "DON'T WORRY GUYS RIPPED BAGS COMING THIS SUMMER". BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 2 YEARS. BEEN DOING STARTING STRENGTH FOR 9 MONTHS BUT STILL USES HIS ANXIETY PILLS AS DUMB BELLS. "HEY DIODE WHAT'S YOUR SECRET FOR MUSCLE GAINS?" ANSWER: "NOT HAVING GUIDO FAGGOT GENES".
veritas
03-04-2015, 08:59 PM
BEEN DOING STARTING STRENGTH FOR 9 MONTHS BUT STILL USES HIS ANXIETY PILLS AS DUMB BELLS.
current lotb. green squares
Diode
03-04-2015, 09:15 PM
and I see this homeless dude standing on the corner begging for money so I give him two dollars. seeing as how I just spent $100 on weed, it kind of fucks with my head a little bit
you just gave strikta $2 and didnt even say hi
cold blooded shit des
Ghost1
03-04-2015, 09:16 PM
Lmaooooo
I concede this rd.
Destroyer
03-04-2015, 09:28 PM
thread paid off
Mr. J
03-04-2015, 09:42 PM
Y'all disgust me...prolly wipe their ass for them too
have some respect for yourselves...smdh
big baby
03-04-2015, 10:19 PM
basically what we saw was goku and vegeta at full power
u guys shud be graced with our colleagues superhuman prowess fucka peasants
~RustyGunZ~
03-04-2015, 10:19 PM
LOL
BROS SO LOL
IM BAGSCAKE. AKA DANTHONY. AKA CAPSSAGRAPHS MCGRAFF. FATHER WAS A PAN DAD WAS A CREPE. MADE IN TEST TUBE. DNADAD A BAG. DAD ABUSIVE TO FATHER. WISHES HE WAS PANCAKE NOT CREPE. THROUGH OUT ARM IN MINOR LEAGU9. LIL CREPE PUSHED TO BE PANCAKE. CREPES GET LAUGHED OUT IN BRIMSLIMTON, NORTH DAKOTA. NORTH DAKOTA SOUTH DAKOTA. NO HOMELESS IN WEST DAKOTA. NO SUBS IN EAST DAKOTA. CREPE DAD BEATS DANSWOTH CAKELY FOR GIV6NG HOMELESS BACON SYRUP. LOCKS IN BASEMENT. BAS3MNT A SEX DUNGEON. RUSTY WISK. DUSTY FIST. GETS FISTED WITH WISK. NOW HOMESCHOOLED. NEXT DOOR NEIGH5ORS CALL US FREAKS. STUPID FRENCH TOAST. WI WI. FRENCOIS BREADES. FAGGIT DADS ADOPT NEW BROTHER. IS OMELET MADE OF MY TEARS. WINS JV BASEBALL TOURNMAE43NT. ILL ALWAYS JUST BE A CREPE. MOVES TO OHIO ON SCHOLARSHIP TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE. DRINKS PBR. JOINS BAND NAMED AGAINST THE TIDES. MAKE GR8T MUSIC ABOUT STUFF OPPOSITE EVERY OTHER SONG MADE. GROUNDBREAKING. DONE 3 SHOWS. ALL ON A SIDEWALK. RECORD DEAL OFFER FROM KENYAN PRNCE VIA EMAIL. WE DONT NEED LABELS. DONT NEED EMAIL. BUYS RAVEN FOR COMMUNICATION. DID IT FIRST. BEFORE WAS COOL. RAVEN EATS BANDMATES. M8VE TO PENNYSLANIV9. OMELET BRO NOW THERE GOING TO PENN STATE ON BASEBALL SCHOLARSHIP. CREPE DAD WALKS BY ME WITHOUT A WORD. CRY NEW OMELET NOW SISTER. SISTER FUCKS BURNT TOAST. POURED SYRUP ON BURNT TOAST TRU STORY. NOT LYING BROS. OMELET SISTER LICKS SYRUP9 OFF TOAST. TAKE MILK BATH LATER THAT NIGHT. PUT WAFFLE IRON IN. KILL SELF. GHOST BATTLES HUSH ON NETCEES. GETS 30 NEG REPS. LOSES. KILLS SELF AGAIN.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:22 PM
^no.
~RustyGunZ~
03-04-2015, 10:23 PM
^no.
It was much shorter than I thought it would be for the amount of typing.
I will ruin that style of boarding until they stop using it. It has run it's pace.
Badweather
03-04-2015, 10:25 PM
Never have i ever
Well
Actually one time i seen these 2 bums outside the pizza shop an i had a sub in a to go box an i just walked by an laid it right between the 2 of them in hopes that theyd murder each other for it. In an anti climatic turn of events....one of them grabbed it....and the other didnt even move. Come to think of it...he may have actually already been dead. He aint look so hot.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
big baby
03-04-2015, 10:26 PM
was ok not bad knuk maybe somedai u can hang with da champs
bb a champ
list of champs alhpabeticaly.
bags
bb
dancake
???
end of list
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:27 PM
It was much shorter than I thought it would be for the amount of typing.
I will ruin that style of boarding until they stop using it. It has run it's pace.
No.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:27 PM
was ok not bad knuk maybe somedai u can hang with da champs
bb a champ
list of champs alhpabeticaly.
bags
bb
dancake
???
end of list
I am exponentially greater than the three of you added and cubed.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 10:29 PM
veritas pls
big baby
03-04-2015, 10:29 PM
dats real good v i used 2 do that when i knew someone was betta dan me i say ibetta! so i start 2 believe it and it comes 2 fruition but unforaunely here i am a god and u r just a subordinate of a angel i fucked in the royal bedroom byebye
-bb
~RustyGunZ~
03-04-2015, 10:29 PM
I am exponentially greater than the three of you added and cubed.
Let us see.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 10:30 PM
knuck the west dakota stuff was funny.
sadly, this art form is the last viable form of writing on this site. it will not die. not on my watch.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:32 PM
veritas pls
you do not exist.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:33 PM
Let us see.
I sent your phone a message. Check it.
Diode
03-04-2015, 10:33 PM
james murphy does not exist.
~RustyGunZ~
03-04-2015, 10:36 PM
I sent your phone a message. Check it.
I blocked your number. I'll unblock and hit you up when I'm truly bored.
PancakeBrah
03-04-2015, 10:37 PM
you do not exist.
I'm listening to Matthew E. White's Fresh Blood right now.
Thoughts?
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:38 PM
james murphy does not exist.
James Murphy is not my real name. I will give you that.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:40 PM
I'm listening to Matthew E. White's Fresh Blood right now.
Thoughts?
I liked it. It put me in mind of this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPjSlFo1Ju4
Diode
03-04-2015, 10:40 PM
James Murphy is not my real name. I will give you that.
oh i know. your real name is on your diploma. which is on the high resolution photo that i have.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:40 PM
I blocked your number. I'll unblock and hit you up when I'm truly bored.
I sent you an audio message. Worth checking.
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:41 PM
oh i know. your real name is on your diploma. which is on the high resolution photo that i have.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....not sure if the lamest thing or the greatest thing I have ever heard. you sounding like @chief right now son.
Diode
03-04-2015, 10:45 PM
it's nothing until it's something?
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:49 PM
it's nothing until it's something?
we need to work on your personality's lack of dynamic ability. Ok?
Diode
03-04-2015, 10:50 PM
we need to work on your personality's lack of dynamic ability. Ok?
zzzzzz
Wise Wiggles
03-04-2015, 10:53 PM
Aka Bagasaurus aka retard cousin jimbo's punching bag filled with retard strength nut rag bombs aka paper towel double barrell mosberg Pocahontas villain Alvin karpis thrift brand lights action figures on fire and call them ill Nik-a aka cardboard block head aka poo legged squatter aka shit himself squatting in public aka bags dad rip behind the dumpster aka lol aka retard jimbo more trill than fat bags aka sister loves jiggabooze aka cubicle art master of lulZord aka gets calls forwarded 300 times a day aka lives in pencilfaggotville where the weather sucks buckets of giant black cock aka fucks nasty fat big tittied Indian hermaphadykes on Halloween aka shitty fucking dead beat dad who plays shitty fucking action bronson mixtapes full blast in his 5 yr old daughters fragile fucking lesbian ear drum aka where's David lama aka or freshadiddle aka Joe metts is seriously a fucking donut monsoon of depression aka hang out with your retard cousin more you fucking bag of burning human shit
veritas
03-04-2015, 10:55 PM
zzzzzz
exactly bro. exactly. You need to grow in your character sir.
Diode
03-04-2015, 11:10 PM
exactly bro. exactly. You need to grow in your character sir.
you are a valid and purposeful personality on this website
completely
someone else didn't succeed at impersonating you for weeks when you gave up your credentials
because nobody noticed and/or cared
that never happened
your life is great and meaningful! your wife is thin!
Destroyer
03-04-2015, 11:11 PM
and thread takes a turn for the worse
veritas
03-05-2015, 07:11 AM
The problem is that you all lack the attention span and patience to build greatness. Now diode...
Isn't it funny, or cruel, depending on perspective that all the six figures in a bank account can buy charisma?
Log off at midnight
Log back in at 7 am
Fat wife
Never forget
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDHARD @ FRED SPICSTONE THO TBC ahahahaha
veritas
03-05-2015, 07:16 AM
Log off at midnight
Log back in at 7 am
Fat wife
Never forget
What's your reason?
Diode
03-05-2015, 09:26 AM
The problem is that you all lack the attention span and patience to build greatness. Now diode...
Isn't it funny, or cruel, depending on perspective that all the six figures in a bank account can buy charisma?
Charisma Carpenter ain't worth 6 figures, breh.
Maybe 15 years ago.
DEFINITELY 20 years ago.
veritas
03-05-2015, 10:14 AM
I like how you called me breh. That was a good stretch....keep going on me with that hood twang sir. We can work that.
Diode
03-05-2015, 10:20 AM
I like how you called me breh. That was a good stretch....keep going on me with that hood twang sir. We can work that.
i am new jack
you are mass transit
mom and dad waiting for you by the ambulance, v.
veritas
03-05-2015, 10:26 AM
MWHAHAHAHAAHAAA. TRY AGAIN.
Truth is you are the spirit squad with no spirit minus dolph.
Come at me gangsta. Shoot on me. No homo.
Strikta
03-05-2015, 10:49 AM
V stay ruining threads.
Diode
03-05-2015, 10:57 AM
yes homo.
seth rollins, even.
big baby
03-05-2015, 11:10 AM
MWHAHAHAHAAHAAA. TRY AGAIN.
Truth is you are the spirit squad with no spirit minus dolph.
Come at me gangsta. Shoot on me. No homo.
ego
veritas
03-05-2015, 11:15 AM
V stay ruining threads.
I know how you really feel.
veritas
03-05-2015, 11:17 AM
yes homo.
seth rollins, even.
Would you call me. I want us to talk.
veritas
03-05-2015, 11:17 AM
ego
No.
BEEN DOING STARTING STRENGTH FOR 9 MONTHS BUT STILL USES HIS ANXIETY PILLS AS DUMB BELLS. "HEY DIODE WHAT'S YOUR SECRET FOR MUSCLE GAINS?" ANSWER: "NOT HAVING GUIDO FAGGOT GENES".
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-05-2015, 11:32 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDHARD @ FRED SPICSTONE THO TBC ahahahaha
Wasn't that hysterical.
Lame faggot.
Diode
03-05-2015, 11:58 AM
Would you call me. I want us to talk.
hey v whats your # again
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-05-2015, 12:03 PM
hey v whats your # again
Obama is trying to ban ar15 ammunition.
I believe the 223 green tip ones.
He feels; Cops will be a lot safer, if those rounds are taken of the market.
big baby
03-05-2015, 12:05 PM
stfu fred spicstone
Diode
03-05-2015, 12:06 PM
Obama is trying to ban ar15 ammunition.
I believe the 223 green tip ones.
He feels; Cops will be a lot safer, if those rounds are taken of the market.
this is the wrong thread
veritas
03-05-2015, 12:08 PM
this is the wrong thread
601 917 3913. Please call me. We need to talk.
Glossy Finish Dick Lips
03-05-2015, 12:39 PM
stfu fred spicstone
Looking forward to body'n you, faggot.
Very original, as well pussy.
big baby
03-05-2015, 01:10 PM
stfu fred spicestone x2 lmao idiyote
Suthaveli
03-05-2015, 02:19 PM
Where are you from Destro? I'm amazed you're getting quality cookie kush during this season
Destroyer
03-05-2015, 07:17 PM
indiana
Destroyer
03-05-2015, 07:18 PM
but its coming from cali originally
Bodey
03-06-2015, 01:21 AM
i give them sandwiches
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