Round 1 Mag.

[Allen Knight]

KING OF THE SPRING


Welcome u bitch made fuck boys to NC 2.5 first tournament, this should be a dope one w/ all the talent signed up.
We have some ppl like Karpis & Karaoke whos been doing there thing on the new site,
also some ppl that havent been battling in a while like fat bags & cashius gay. Everoyne needs to vote so this shit can be successful. Lets get right into it u fuck faces.


Round One Match Ups


Destroyer vs. Mercules

This is a pretty even match up, Merc has some good shit sometimes
but he still dropping played stuff, his wording is good but he needs fresher concepts. Des is a ol faggot, every morning before he hits his bowl of dirt weed he dreams of snapping on ppl like michael douglas in Fallen but hes to pussy to, but he pretty good at txt battling when hes not droppin played ass nameplays like he does all the time an rides his own dick thinking there dope wen there trash, this a close battle.
Des wins= 60/40.


Bags vs. Greed

A werid match up here, Greed can be on & off. one verse he'll drop
will be pretty cool then he'll drop one like he let a blind baby just slam the key board on his 2002 emac computer till its hands turn bloody. Bags....man where do i begin, this nigga lives in a one bed room apartment & has a roommate, this nigga changes body shapes so much he could be mr fantastic...fat to skinny, skinny to fat...goddamn make up ur mind stretch armstrong...but this goonba can battle, he is HOF for a reason....its cuz of dickryders, nah but he is pretty dope...but this battle can be close.
Bags wins=60/40


ill nik-A vs. TayTay

Well we got dirt old vs some rb head, ill nika is fuckin ol i mean he was
doing the hammer dance while most of us were tryin to learn to piss in the toilet...this nigga so old he lived in both eras of snap backs being dope..but he is dope, his pen game nice even tho ime 3-0 vs him, fuck u nigga...tay tay will no show.
Nik Wins= via hoe show.


Cashius vs. E Tha Real

This is a match of 2 totally different styles, E is kinda inconsistent but he always has a heater in his verse, just needs to bring more of them, but i seen him drop good, just his played shit hurts him, alot. Cashius came out the closet before NC1 went down an he went MIA cuz he was searching for the one, he found him his name, i believe he said was lamar or w/e, good for u, he also said hes the reciever in the relationship. good for u faggot, this nigga cash looks like rick martell got tombstoned by the undertaker but instead off being slammed he reversed it into a 69 an started blowin the taker, smh faggot...but hes nice at battling...
Cash Wins=70/30


Allen Knight vs. imsoschoolp

This the moment we all been waiting for, the man the myth the legend Allen Knight, w/ his charisma & his ability to drop fresh concepts at any moment he is wat the young battler look up to, he has been a fan favorite for a long time w/ his raw talent. hes up agianst imsoschool, a weak hearted scally wag of an oppenent, school is the worst of the worst. he is from rb were hes not even midtier, he is just bad.
AK wins=100/0



Strikta vs. Tic Tac

This match up could be dope, we have Strik the trailer park champion & tic the long nose pelican, both are scum. but thats what makes this match so much more intresting, strik is fighting for a cup of ramen & in a direct quote he said "iMa ChEiF Da sHiT oUtTa DaT NigGeR' this doesnt look well for young gonzo aka ticwackular..tac is fighting out of the dinasuor tribe he said hes gonna swallow strik like a stork, both are talented in txt, both are doin this for a meal, this will be one for the books.
cant decide winner=50/50 anyone can get it.

[Allen Knight]

Dancake vs. shank

A decent match up that will never happen, Dan wont show cuz hes to busy chuggin a bottle of jameson off one of his constructions buddy make shift beerbongs an listening to some emo shit about to cut his wrist in the johnny on the spot out side his friends trailer home, Shank will never show cuz hes to busy in canada using john hensley punchlines as a code for a kiddnapping ransom note like the riddiller laughing crazy thinking about how he will come back an win something for once in his career an not have a sub .500 rec even bittin hens concepts, he also saving up for a transgender operation he wants to be male an female at once, all for pic battles so he can confuse his victim.
Winner= us having one less thing to vote on

Amen vs. bane baby

This is the fund of the weirdos, both are fuckin unlol fuck boi's, amen is that nigga in ur crew thats always got crusty lips an wearing stretched out sweat stain sun faded fitted hats to tight for his big ass head & tight shirts w/ baggy as fuck southpole jeans an tinted brown white air forces that acts like he gets hoes, nigga looks like ll cool j in 50 years w/ brain damage, nigga got the swag of a special ed class, the type to drop played punchs an then call other ppl shit played & Bane is one of the biggest corn ball weridos,
this nigga is azn tooo, lolll, the type to troll a site an pretend hes a baby, this nigga got cat blood in his bottle, his first words were german sheepard, this nigga lives above a panda express, this is a werid battle, idk.
Gaymen wins= 60/40


Aero vs. Witty

Witty is cool but the thing is he has a dark past, it all started one dark Ireland night, he was drinking at the local pub on his 17th beer railin lines of green cocaine u kno doing his normal tuesday night routine. it was time to go home he felt, so in a drunken fumble he gets up an stumbles out to the cobble stone streets of his white trash hood as he walked to his one bedroom house which housed 3 families in it, he got more drunk as he walked an more drunk feeling all typed of coke high an liquor waves, he starts to see foxes cross the street then he gets mad, in a drunked rage he charges at them, only to catch the smallest one, which to his delight was a female, so he
drags it by its tail to a dark jack the ripper lookin ally yellin obseen things to the fox like u lil slut & things of that nature, the fox is terrified, so it doesnt move know if she screamed for help or fought back he would kill her, so
witty the savage mongol he is starts to press it on the floor then ripps open his dirt stained cargo pants an proceeds to penatrate his victim w/ his memeber. the fox can do nothing be think it will be over soon an dont fight back, but it was wrong witty rapes for 5 hours plus, stoppin to do lines of coke off the tail of the fox an laughin like the joker, once he finished in it mouth, he says tell any one an i'll kill ur whole family...then he runs away like the coward he is, leaving the fox to limp home feeling thoughts of shame an self worth and if shes pregnant, she goes home never to speak of it again, years go by an shes living w/ this on her mind as she hunts in the woods for rats an berries, she even goes to counciling once a week now she has a feelin of new self worth..so a year passes an witty again in another drunk rage walkin the streets crosses paths w/ the same fox they stare into each others eyes as the dark fog passes witty has vomit an cum stains on his shirt the foxs goes on llike nothing happens....then witty relized wat he did. now he has a new found respect for foxes.
Hes versing an unknow battler that will no show.
Witty wins= via no hoe

Mike Wrecka vs. Alvin Karpis

This will be one sided cuz mike wont shoe, he went mia in a fit of homosexual rage cuz his admin powers were takin away but thats normal for any 33 year old but hes still pretty decent at text...alvin is dope and will win this even if mike shows. but it could be close.
Karp wins=Via no hoe


Defiant vs. Hush

Def can drop some good shit, wen he shows...i think hes to busy in britain polishing shoes on the corner for fags & weed to post, hush is dope as hell wen hes motivated an wants to show, he got the swag of kanye an personality to much, thats my nig...he got cool cars to.
Hush wins=80/20

ricky tan vs. Unfukwitable

Idk who ricky is an prolly win no show, un is decent he
can drop some good shit.
Un wins=80/20


timeless vs. King Karaoke

Time is decent he can be inconsistent at times, hes goin vs kar which
is a tough spot to be in, kar is a mythical creature that dwells in the sewers of NYC because he is actually donatello from the ninja turtles he tapped the wifi from a local mcdonalds an thats why he doesnt post pics cuz master splinter feels the world isnt ready to kno they exist yet, he sits in his train kart room reading battles trying to perfect his craft an eatin dominos all day while practicing karate, he will reveal himself in due time.
Kar Wins=70/30

[Allen Knight]

Battlers To Watch Out For.
(no order)

Bags
ill nik-A
Cashius
Allen Knight
Tic Tac
Alvin Karpis
Hush
King Karaoke
Destroyer



Sexy Chicks

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[Allen Knight]

Dope Songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0_LOV3lvBY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QknWOgo-OA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4__E77V5FQY&list=PLVXEAAVgpjHE0dB-pP0JAoGNlUK7nrHY6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLlCboP-Mcs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OoD9S3ZLNc&list=PLVXEAAVgpjHE0dB-pP0JAoGNlUK7nrHY6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdMv95VbiDU&list=PLVXEAAVgpjHE0dB-pP0JAoGNlUK7nrHY6&index=8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_t2k-52DA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UKZdiizPAQ


Outro

There u have it, a quick mag i did on my own for u bitchmade hos, so vote this week an drop verses u dumb faggots stop actin like ur all high an mighty to drop a verse cuz ur scared about lossing a battle, so u no show, on some faggot shit, next week will be a better mag. pz u sluts.

[imsoschool]

Cool story bro.

[Allen Knight]

why dont u drop a verse an stop bullshittin.

[ill nik-A]

Ill murder your mother

[Tic]

Lol @ 'both are scum.' Strikta you're a pussy.

[imsoschool]

why dont u drop a verse an stop bullshittin.

Jus dropped my nigga.

I was jus fuckin around lol. Props on the mag bro

[Ghost1]

Lol roght on time



Predicitions r fuckin insane funny tho

Havent read them all....coming back to finish w8tty vs ________. Prediction

[veritas]

Lolzord!!!! I died thrice.

[Witty]

Died @ predictions, especially mine lmao.

Good job.

[Strikta]

Tic Tac

No. It's called I'm lazy.

U better be glad I didn't write anything.

[Ghost1]

"But he d8dnt....he raped her for 5 hours"

Still loling at that lol


Also pretty amused at a 100/0 prediction for urself lmfao.

[Tic]

Tic Tac

No. It's called I'm lazy.

U better be glad I didn't write anything.
Ooooof, cuz you're so good. You would've bodied me, right? Why join a tourney if you're a lazy faggot? Why don't you key a verse like I did, you know Knuck won't discourage it.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

1st bitch look EXACTLY like my baby moms, yo. Crazy.




And I'm weird nigga? Do you not read some of your posts, bro? Lol.





Let's be real here. Niggas on this site follow the steps of others. If one "NC popular persona" dislikes someone, the rest of you corn ball faggots follow suit. And that's a FACT. Prove me wrong, nigga.

Fuck this site tho. Staff niggas are corny as fuck.

[Tic]

Died at Glossy Finish Dick Lips

[Ghost1]

Lol this fagot dick lips mad as fuck

[Allen Knight]

1st bitch look EXACTLY like my baby moms, yo. Crazy.




And I'm weird nigga? Do you not read some of your posts, bro? Lol.




Let's be real here. Niggas on this site follow the steps of others. If one "NC popular persona" dislikes someone, the rest of you corn ball faggots follow suit. And that's a FACT. Prove me wrong, nigga.

Fuck this site tho. Staff niggas are corny as fuck.

Did u not read the other reviews?? Cuz there all the same, lighten up, it jokes.

[Destroyer]

oh, jokes, Allen?
I hope your mother gets aids cancer and the only treatment has to be administered by your penis and right before you are about to save your mother, BAM, Alvin Karpis's ex Indian chief girlfriend charges out of the shadows and tomahawks your cock off onto the floor, where its promptly gobbled up by a wayward lizard, who runs off into a crack in the wall.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol this fagot dick lips mad as fuck

Not going to lie, I am a little pissed about the name shit.

Can't front, keeping it 100.

[Ghost1]

Ur a sad individual.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

No, I'm annoyed about it. Not sad.

Fuck you, fight me.

[Destroyer]

lol. I'd be mad, but you have to embrace it if you want it to go away
I personally, if I was you amen, would immediately change my avy to

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I'm good, lol...

[Sharp]

Knucklehead wtf

[Witty]

1st bitch look EXACTLY like my baby moms, yo. Crazy.




And I'm weird nigga? Do you not read some of your posts, bro? Lol.





Let's be real here. Niggas on this site follow the steps of others. If one "NC popular persona" dislikes someone, the rest of you corn ball faggots follow suit. And that's a FACT. Prove me wrong, nigga.

Fuck this site tho. Staff niggas are corny as fuck.

I know you aren't including me in this.

Witty does Witty.

Always.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You're straight Witty

[sral]

lmao how Greed a 40/60 shot vs bags tho?

greed wack as fuck since forever

[sral]

Allen asked me to vote on a couple since things were slow and I had read them

no offence intended to anyone, I don't fuck with text too heavy these days so apologies if I missed any blatantly played shizz

I like what I like and to hell with popular consensus

[Tic]

Most of these battles were wack, wtf?

[Junto]

What'd you expect? Wasn't too many marquee match-ups...

I have a feeling Knuck didn't decide matches by random number generator

[Ghost1]

.....seeding is a thing

[Junto]

Seeding, weeding out, whatever you wanna call it...
I prefer it that way too, just pointing it out to the RB downers

...now shut your fuckin face ya old grease ball

[Ghost1]

ill fuckin jungle pumch ur bitch mother into baked ziti

[StarFaggot]

Most of these battles were wack, wtf?

Washed up vets...

[Destroyer]

slow down tic
novody has battled in like 5 months, plus ur garbage anyway

[Tic]

slow down tic
novody has battled in like 5 months, plus ur garbage anyway
Didn't I beat you in the alias tourney?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol @ des calling anyone wack.

[Destroyer]

good point, glossy finish dick lips, good point

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

At least your win/loss ratio is even now, tho.




Props