BEARD GANG CHECK-IN POST-DST 2015

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/cxNRjlKh.jpg?2 (http://imgur.com/cxNRjlK)

bout 2 1/2 weeks in.

playoffs are coming.

LET'S GO RANGERS!

[Diode]

Bagsworth Bentley uh-oh Wise Wiggles

[Ghost1]

Kudos sir

Doesnt look as patchy as last time lol

Mines pretty low cut lately too .... will post in the am

[uh-oh]

http://i61.tinypic.com/wtva6g.jpg

this is me right now

havent cut it since december 2013 or january 2014 i dunno. personally feels like it hasn't got any longer in months THO

[Diode]

http://i61.tinypic.com/wtva6g.jpg

this is me right now

havent cut it since december 2013 or january 2014 i dunno. personally feels like it hasn't got any longer in months THO

we have similar mustache and hair gap

da god

put some oil in that shit so it straights out and you can stroke it like the master from kill bill 2

[Wise Wiggles]

http://i60.tinypic.com/67o2hg.jpg

[Diode]

http://i60.tinypic.com/67o2hg.jpg

strong norse influence

needs more stache

4*

[kannon]

Just took this, just for you xoxo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v187/kannon52/IMAG2673_20150308213758910_zps9unvstop.jpg

[oats]

got some neard that needs shaving but it is what it is. I'll probably take it off when the summer rolls around.

[Diode]

got some neard that needs shaving but it is what it is. I'll probably take it off when the summer rolls around.

last man on earth did some decent ratings, will forte

good to see you having some success out there

[oats]

last man on earth did some decent ratings, will forte

good to see you having some success out there

Lol you have no idea how much you sound like my dad right now.

This was the first time I felt I really needed a beard though, in this Korean winter.

[veritas]

http://i.imgur.com/cxNRjlKh.jpg?2 (http://imgur.com/cxNRjlK)

bout 2 1/2 weeks in.

playoffs are coming.

LET'S GO RANGERS!

you cut your neck line a little high bro. extend it down some. f those drapes though.

[veritas]

http://i57.tinypic.com/2mhhc8o.jpg

[Suthaveli]

http://i62.tinypic.com/148hpif.jpg

[Diode]

v's stupid giant unrotated photo because it's 1999 and omg he can internet

you have the opposite problem. lower your carve, the hair density doesn't support a high line to the stache.

[Ghost1]

Lol why kannon look like okwerdz after a mean punchline


https://i.imgflip.com/im8oi.jpg

Nothin crazy. Just trimmed it last week

[Hush]

2 days
http://i62.tinypic.com/wl2hdt.jpg

[~RustyGunZ~]

http://i.imgur.com/7Y12oXU.jpg

Getting a 2 week overdue haircut tomorrow. Will be trimming the beard back down with that.
Hush I still don't understand the short mustache thing.

[veritas]

you have the opposite problem. lower your carve, the hair density doesn't support a high line to the stache.

fair enough. It takes a while bro, because it grows mad spotty on the cheek line, but every time I re grow it it gets thicker. what you see there is mad progress from a few years ago. I have only been growing it for about 2 1/2 months. in another 2 months it will be fuller up higher. or so I hope.

what I was tryna tell you is that you need to extend the hairline lower and shape it up below your jawline....else ye will have a glorified chinstrap, which aint a beard bro. at least not in my book. fair?

[Hush]

Guess it's a urban thing knuck


No worries I don't understand the sabbath thing

[Destroyer]

dead @ Veritas calling anyone a dirt person

[Hush]

Put that pic up big bros
Destroyer Strikta

[Destroyer]

http://imgur.com/bjngkVK.jpg

[Hush]

Side note

I don't think its a coindidence God made uhoh rhyme with hobo

[Hush]

http://imgur.com/bjngkVK.jpg

Lmao u look like a science teacher in a cuny college

[Destroyer]

rofl
you look like you're about to saw a girl in half

[Destroyer]

knuck look like Ron Greasley

[veritas]

Diode


http://i60.tinypic.com/2mp09pg.jpg

[veritas]

My boy Hush got that batman' boomerang mustache yo lolz

[veritas]

dead @ Veritas calling anyone a dirt person

Elab?

[Destroyer]

too high on cheek, too low on chin
get ur trim game up

[veritas]

too high on cheek, too low on chin
get ur trim game up

I politely disagree sir. I am trying to grow in my cheeks line as much as possible, as I have never been able to, and it is starting to grow fuller there. I also like how my beard hangs low. Most people put their beards too high on their cheek line imo. they end up with glorified chin straps and then cut them. just my opinion.

[Destroyer]

well in my opinion, you can be, and are, wrong

[Eŋg]

this thread just makes me want to shave.

[uh-oh]

Side note

I don't think its a coindidence God made uhoh rhyme with hobo

lmao

my gear is the hobo collection for real tho

dickies and carhart everything. outside of random jordan bball shorts and t-shirts

[veritas]

well in my opinion, you can be, and are, wrong

From a legal standpoint your dementia frustrates the validity of your claims and your opinion is gently pushed asunder maam.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin dead@planet of the knucks looooololol. Legit monkey face.


An also leaned at hush eyebrows clearly trimmed an still thicker then his mustache x8 haha

[Ghost1]

rofl
you look like you're about to saw a girl in half

Lold. Repped.

[uh-oh]

for real tho i don't see how knuck is a jew

i guess it could be like

his great grandmother was full jew. she mated with a red haired russian and had a half jew half red haired daughter. that daughter mated with a ginger irishmen and had knucks mom, who is jew by birth, but is like 3/4 ginger barbarian. so this 3/4 ginger barbarian woman mated with another fullblooded ginger and they gave birth to knuck

who is technically jew by birth, but only like 1/16 actual jew heritage

like people who claim native american today. none of them remotely resemble the coneheaded natives my people ruthlessly slaughtered. but they still claim it cuz somewhere there was an indian in their lineage

[Diode]

my beard doesn't grow very low down my neck. i can have it do so over time, but it ain't gonna be there after 2 1/2 weeks.

lol @ chinstrap though when my natural cheek line starts parallel to the corner of my eye.

thankfully hair isn't that dense so easy to trim off and not end up looking like the wolfman up dere.

[Hush]

Veritas and diode been flirting for months


Yuck

[boof]

but I just shaved tho

[Diode]

but I just shaved tho

pls tell me there is a pic of you with facial hair

ill die and leave this site to charity

[Diode]

Veritas and diode been flirting for months


Yuck

this is you tho

http://www.arktimes.com/binary/90c6/john_waters.jpg

[veritas]

Hush and Strik jealous. And mad that I ain't gay.

Fe diode. Facial hair is unique that is for sure.

[boof]

LOL diode might wanna retract that statement bro I come from a long line of great beards.

[Diode]

LOL diode might wanna retract that statement bro I come from a long line of great beards.

not on that face

prove it

[veritas]

Hush... elab on how diode and I have been flirting and how it is yuck? What is wrong with two happily married men of like mind and sociopathy-economic status discussing common interests?

When you flirt with me do you consider it less yuck ?

Dad?

[Hush]

I barely aknowledge u


Sup tho

[veritas]

Do yo really Wana know what is sup my g?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Guess it's a urban thing knuck


No worries I don't understand the sabbath thing

Isn't it a hassle to maintain? Just don't see why you wouldn't rock the full mustache

[~RustyGunZ~]

for real tho i don't see how knuck is a jew

i guess it could be like

his great grandmother was full jew. she mated with a red haired russian and had a half jew half red haired daughter. that daughter mated with a ginger irishmen and had knucks mom, who is jew by birth, but is like 3/4 ginger barbarian. so this 3/4 ginger barbarian woman mated with another fullblooded ginger and they gave birth to knuck

who is technically jew by birth, but only like 1/16 actual jew heritage

like people who claim native american today. none of them remotely resemble the coneheaded natives my people ruthlessly slaughtered. but they still claim it cuz somewhere there was an indian in their lineage

Hungarian jew genes bro

Not all jews are from Isreal

I'm also half Irish

[veritas]

Hungarian jew genes bro

Not all jews are from Isreal

I'm also half Irish


Do not worry knuck...the knowledge of the lost tribes is lost on him. He doesn't understand my Israelite brother.

[Diode]

knuck where do you hide your gold

end of rainbow or in a bag around your neck?

[veritas]

knuck where do you hide your gold

end of rainbow or in a bag around your neck?

Haha good one my love

[~RustyGunZ~]

knuck where do you hide your gold

end of rainbow or in a bag around your neck?

In a Swiss bank account

New money ass guinea

[uh-oh]

cmon v

everyone knows true israelites are black

[Diode]

In a Swiss bank account

New money ass guinea

0% i-talian, let's try again

you were hot in dazed and confused

[veritas]

Naw man. Not necessarily

[uh-oh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLb3o65q0vk

[~RustyGunZ~]

0% i-talian, let's try again

you were hot in dazed and confused

Then what the hell are you

You one of those Spaniards

[Diode]

Then what the hell are you

You one of those Spaniards

nope

keep guessing

!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

[Geno]

320

actually growing it back after reverting to the strap for a few weaks

[~RustyGunZ~]

nope

keep guessing

!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Russian?

[Diode]

320

https://farm1.staticflickr.com/52/194201142_5f1d9f4dc7.jpg

[Geno]

lol.
justcurious -but why do you seem to enjoy clowning on me so much recently? what with the weinercide and shit

[uh-oh]

since my beard is obviously the most glorious i will now take over this thread.

black israelites are hilarious. i like how they call white people edomites. not realizing edomites were saudi semitic peoples. and not realizing that israelites themselves were middle eastern semitic. ALL OF THEM. there wasnt any white israelites when being an israelite was an actual nationality.

they even talk down on africans, in reference to the ethipoians in the bible, not realizing they are more related to the filthy africans they talk down to(black israelites words), then the arab semitic people they parade as being.

now knuck being a hungarian jew is fine. if the tribes of israel were scattered and whatever countless centuries and decades of interbreeding could make a jew like knuck. the real israelites if they settled in the hungary area would have bred with white savages and as long as the mother was a jew, the offspring can call themselves a jew. so even tho knuck is pretty much 99 percent white person, he can claim jewdom if his lineage is traced

the problem is, judaism can be granted now. like you can convert to a jew, so who's to say someone in any modern jews lineage didnt convert to being a jew at some time, with 0 actual israelite blood. so they breed and make more fake jews

this is why i believe personally that modern jews aren't real. any jews out there have been watered down to non existence. through interbreeding with white savages, "edomites" and other arabs, and etc.

espescially when you consider their rather trying history of enslavement, genocide, and slaughter, since the beginning of recorded history.

[Geno]

glorious lol
i can dig it

[Eŋg]

Then what the hell are you

You one of those Spaniards

he's teutonic/bitch. take your pick.

for the diluting of modern jews, you're mostly right, but i have to think some of their bloodlines were protected.

[Diode]

lol.
justcurious -but why do you seem to enjoy clowning on me so much recently? what with the weinercide and shit

weinercide wasn't me.

[Geno]

oh. im stumped then. ?

[Diode]

he's teutonic/bitch. take your pick.

for the diluting of modern jews, you're mostly right, but i have to think some of their bloodlines were protected.

you're adorable.

[Eŋg]

uhuh. you've been agreeing with my posts lately so i thought i'd undo that.

[Diode]

uhuh. you've been agreeing with my posts lately so i thought i'd undo that.

now that i finally know who you are/were, i don't care much anymore.

[Inno]

ive never used a comb in mt life.

[veritas]

Ok. Tell me what that proves.

[Geno]

only solid proof ive seen here is how fucking stupid innovator looks. what a fag

[boof]

for real I'm used to the weird lookin motherfuckers from b-boys and shit you guys all look the same and normal.

[boof]

except knucklehead.

[Diode]

except knucklehead.

rep for lols

[Inno]

only solid proof ive seen here is how fucking stupid innovator looks. what a fag

lol.

[~RustyGunZ~]

except knucklehead.

I'm much more normal than most of these people

Also I'm handsome as shit

[~RustyGunZ~]

What are you Diode

[Diode]

an internet personality obv

[veritas]

Lama jr.

[Hush]

Isn't it a hassle to maintain? Just don't see why you wouldn't rock the full mustache

Yea true
A lot of maintenance


99 percent of the time it's all 5 o'clock shadow

[Ghost1]

I used to line up my beard an mustache. ...not that thin....but regardless.....that shits a bitch to keep it clean

[~RustyGunZ~]

an internet personality obv

You are russian aren't you

Disgusting

[Diode]

You are russian aren't you

Disgusting

Pent uP

knuck going in on you fam

[Hush]

he's teutonic/bitch. take your pick.

for the diluting of modern jews, you're mostly right, but i have to think some of their bloodlines were protected.

This Isis Hamas ass hummus eating camel fucker should not b allowed to get away with this blatant anti Semitism

[Eŋg]

This Isis Hamas ass hummus eating camel fucker should not b allowed to get away with this blatant anti Semitism

ok. the lithpy lovechild of Frida Kahlo and Prince in the form of a metrosexual mexicunt follows one of my every two posts per fortnight.

arabs are semites btw (which i'm not). you dumb, sorry motherfucker.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin dead@planet of the knucks looooololol. Legit monkey face.


An also leaned at hush eyebrows clearly trimmed an still thicker then his mustache x8 haha

Lol which one of u cowards tried to neg this post. Shame on u! Twas gray anyway brethren.

[Hush]

ok. the lithpy lovechild of Frida Kahlo and Prince in the form of a metrosexual mexicunt follows one of my every two posts per fortnight.

arabs are semites btw (which i'm not). you dumb, sorry motherfucker.

Ok post a pic of ur beard tho

If not gtfo

[Strikta]

Will edit a pic in here when I get to the house.

Y'all some ugly motherfuckas doe. ;)

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol which one of u cowards tried to neg this post. Shame on u! Twas gray anyway brethren.

not I but I will try to find out for you

[Pent uP]

Pent uP

knuck going in on you fam

Nothing funny yet. My beards not legit right now. Letting it get a little scraggly

[big baby]

Lol why kannon look like okwerdz after a mean punchline


https://i.imgflip.com/im8oi.jpg

Nothin crazy. Just trimmed it last week

luk like dik in butholio

[Ghost1]

I was pooping

[sral]

i got no idea how to trim my beard for real

weddings in like 2 1/2 weeks

gonna go get it shaped up somehow

[Eŋg]

i'm naked. this hatchet wouldn't cut for shit.http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/DSC01489_zps6rkmuss4.jpg

[Diode]

ezmc?

you look saudi, paki, and/or persian.

[Eŋg]

what?

black hebrew.

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/NyHiFei.jpg

[Hush]

Ur a handsome kid fig
Stop letting those old men at work touch u

U can get thots bruh

[Hush]

i'm naked. this hatchet wouldn't cut for shit.http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x377/Eng2489/DSC01489_zps6rkmuss4.jpg

Lol glasses with the fake nose tho? Who wears those anymore. What u order them out the back of ya xmen comic

[Geno]

lmaoooooo
he made a million off that mold

[sral]

just got it trimmed/shaped today bruhs

http://s11.postimg.org/yq4h0e9pr/image.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/yq4h0e9pr/)

http://s11.postimg.org/szeamo1pr/image.jpg (http://postimg.org/image/szeamo1pr/)

[Geno]

Your really short.

[sral]

lmao I'm 5'8 or something?

def taller than Naq and Adonis though so I'm good

[sral]

Hush only around my height too from what I remember hahaha

[sral]

I'm out for the night though, busy day in court today over the broken jaw bullshit from 15 months ago... catch you on the flip side yo

[Geno]

Oh. Its that mirror thats fuckibg me up. Cause the way you look in relation with the couch.. that shit made you look tiny lmaooo. Its the mirror

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/NyHiFei.jpg

wan fuk bb in butt

[Strikta]

wan fuk bb in butt

lol

Nigga look like a mexican James Deen tho.

[veritas]

lol

Nigga look like a mexican James Deen tho.

It's so obv how gay af you are girl.

[Strikta]

Because I mentioned a male porn star?

That's not reaching at all bro.

& just to think, u recognized who it was as well.

[Hush]

Strik looking like a young Calefaction in that avy lmAo

[veritas]

Because I mentioned a male porn star?

That's not reaching at all bro.

& just to think, u recognized who it was as well.

Lol wut? I legit thought you meant the 1950s actor girl. You should change your avy bc you look like a 50 year old petty criminal in 1983.

[Wise Wiggles]

lmao yikes. this just got a little intawesting

[Strikta]

This faggot salty as shit lmao

V, keep trying dog.

[veritas]

Bro I ain't salty at all. I am concerned. Know the difference.

I am trying to build you up instead of tear you down but your perpetual scummy dirt makes you too stupid and
Faggoty to not attack the person who could help you when you are unable to help yourself. Real talk. I know you better than you know yourself. Change your avy immediatly. You look like a former stock car pit crew wheel man who got fired for trying to push meth to your nephews and making them dance in your trailers bathroom. Your life is a joke. I am here to help you hold these pockets.

[kannon]

Bro I ain't salty at all. I am concerned. Know the difference.

I am trying to build you up instead of tear you down but your perpetual scummy dirt makes you too stupid and
Faggoty to not attack the person who could help you when you are unable to help yourself. Real talk. I know you better than you know yourself. Change your avy immediatly. You look like a former stock car pit crew wheel man who got fired for trying to push meth to your nephews and making them dance in your trailers bathroom. Your life is a joke. I am here to help you hold these pockets.
You remember when you asked me why I didn't like you?
Cause you show your ass all the god damn time. Chill, bruh.

[Fig]

wan fuk bb in butt

yea, with my butt

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/lRgH1if.jpg?2

UPDATE.

[Ghost1]

Strong mustachio

My beard prolly same as urs right now haven't trimmed in a few weeks. Will post in the am.

[Fart]

go hawks

[Inno]

Look at that nose. I bet u could sniff an entire sand storm

[Fart]

You know it

[Ghost1]

https://i.imgflip.com/k1b0y.jpg

[Joe Metts]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/150x100q90/903/YCzMTO.jpg (http://imageshack.com/f/p3YCzMTOj)

[Diode]

forgive me beard gang 4 i have sinned

trimmed it back a bunch for anniversary dinner tonight

http://i.imgur.com/Q0Mf3Oj.jpg?2

[Split Eight]

its sparse my niggas its sparse

shaved for a presentation. regrets were had

[sral]

Diode looks like me if I weighed 50lbs less and hairline started 3inches back yo

lmaoooooo

[Diode]

Diode looks like me if I weighed 50lbs less and hairline started 3inches back yo

lmaoooooo

im 190.

[YDK]

http://i.imgur.com/6gLdtbOh.jpg

Only been bout a week since I shaved, had ta go in clean shaven for the intwrview

[Fig]

im 190.

How tall

[Diode]

How tall

5'10"