AYO LOL LOOOOOOL LOOK AT THIS OLE POVERTY WE8NERCIDE ON TRIMSPA LOOKIN SHITFACE DIRTBAG LOOKIN GRINDTIME UNDERCARD LOOKIN TRAILER TRASH WIGGER SLASH COUNTRY SLASH GED MR WIZARDS STEP SON LOOKIN FRAIL FUCKBOY (r9ast of herpe aka bodybagz aka h.r.p.)

[Ghost1]

https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/34/2b7b185544ad48a6a0521637a45d2859/300x300.jpg

fuck u Sharp Nine

WOLVES ASSEKBLE

[Diode]

dude look like sling blade and forrest gump's dumpster baby

I CALL IT A SLING BLADE MMMHM

[Hush]

I pity him

Nigga look like the star of a after school special


He look like he's gonna grow a beard and become really good at txt


Facts

[Ghost1]

He look like he smell like cheeze wiz an dogshit an plays basketball in levis jorts.

[Badweather]

That dude looks terrifying, actually. I ain't fucking with this roast.


I do have a gun though, if anybody wants to test my words.

[Destroyer]

this dude looks like he did multiple school shootings

[Ghost1]

Literally just sittin here lolin at this kids pic...lol wtf
H.R.P.

[Diode]

ole michael douglas in falling down lookin ass motherfucker

http://aytiws.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/falling-down_5.jpg

GETTING HIS WHAMMY BURGER

[Allen Knight]

this nigga looks like one of those mentally challenged kids that holds the clipboards for a hs wrestling team.

[Diode]

this the lost second cousin uncle from trailer park boys

the one bubbles clowns on over canadian twitter

[Allen Knight]

the blue ranger catch on surveillance cam after raping 5 cows in a slaughterhouse.

[Diode]

the blue ranger catch on surveillance cam after raping 5 cows in a slaughterhouse.

fucking, dead

[Ghost1]

Ayo

Lol

Tgis fagot look like he just got done smokin cat shit out of a lightbulb

[Allen Knight]

lookin like this niggas dad made a craiglist post in casual encounters tryn to sell him for 50 roses

[Destroyer]

dude just finished his dinner of baloney slices and fishsticks
hit up that dialup Internet connect, and kicked his grandma's cat

[Ghost1]

Loooool

Lookin like gilbert grape w facial rosacia and a crew cut

[Ghost1]

This shithead watches snuff films in an austin 3:16 shirt

[Ghost1]

He got a job testing pepto bismal....on his face

[Ghost1]

Lookin like an ad for marlboro flavored hot pockets

[Allen Knight]

he still gota metal antenna on his mitsubishi tv & sleeps in a LL Bean sleepin bag on the top bunk bed.

[Allen Knight]

listens to the degeneration X theme song in his walkmen every morning on the bus.

[Ghost1]

He got a black velcro fubu jean jacket

[Ghost1]

Gave his mom a stone cold stunner for no apparent reason

[Allen Knight]

constructed a payment plan w/ his local comic store for a charizard card.

[Ghost1]

Smoked 6 glue sticks while listening to katy perrys newest album

[Allen Knight]

wrote a broadway play to the save by the bell theme song.

[Ghost1]

Walmart

[Geno]

Ayo

Lol

Tgis fagot look like he just got done smokin cat shit out of a lightbulb

Lmaooooooooo
Whooohahahah

[Geno]

Just found out the man whos lap hes been sitting on aint really santa claus

[Destroyer]

fuxking dead @ walmart

[Ghost1]

Writes backyard wrestling fan fiction to ICP on paper plates in mascara

[Diode]

dude's spelling level: irradic

[veritas]

I can't do this guys.

[Vulgar]

LOL This dude look like he collects Beastie Boy vinyls and frogs

Look like Megatoad went delinquient

[Vulgar]

He look like the fake sheriff of Legotown

He look like the handyman for snuff porn films

Lookin like "the dragonfly kid"

[veritas]

I will say this: *glasses McSpedface*

[Vulgar]

He ain't a bad guy cuz he shags flies

hE look like a buffalo mite got Bubba Sparx CD

[Vulgar]

Lookin like The Codeine Killer

boy looks like a blue collar Laundromat personified

[Vulgar]

lookin like he eats everything with his fingers and smokes Camels filled with shit

[Hush]

Srsly this pic is a young Knucklehead right ?

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Paul Wall found out his dad was Magneto.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[Suthaveli]

Awww, c'mon guys. Leave Mecules brother alone.

[Vulgar]

Dude look like the mascot for Dirt Person Pokémon decks

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a lab rat got injected with Smaug DNA

Lookin like the Pillsbury doughboy moved to Detriot

Lookin like a geriatric bottom feeder

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Haley Joel Osment got his face stretched and recruited by Constipation International

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a groundhog got his chain took

[Allen Knight]

lookin like scott summers retarded brother, lazy eye-clops

[Vulgar]

lookin like a chipmunk ate a Mondoburger

[~RustyGunZ~]

He look like he's gonna grow a beard and become really good at txt


Facts

you son of a bitch

[Allen Knight]

lookin like jim carrey in me myself an irene got sneezed on by a jurassic park dinosaur

[~RustyGunZ~]

lookin like me at 13 if I was poor, wore glasses and grew up in hush's neighborhood

[~RustyGunZ~]

lookin like not so slim shady

[~RustyGunZ~]

lookin like he shaves with an old steak knife and off brand reddiwhip

[~RustyGunZ~]

fuck walmart

k mart

[~RustyGunZ~]

jesse and heisenbergs butt baby ended up in foster care

[Destroyer]

works in dad's funeral home
likes to run his fingers along the corpses taints


(sorry for this one, but really it's him doing this shit, I'm just pointing it out)

[Batty]

https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/34/2b7b185544ad48a6a0521637a45d2859/300x300.jpg

fuck u Sharp Nine

WOLVES ASSEKBLE


lookin like the dead kid from Stand by Me in a Judd Apatow film.

this nigga lookin like a background character in Gummo modeling tank tops on Pinterest for Dollar General skateboard wear.

looking like a bi-curious Yu-Gi-Oh dealer's profile pic on Christian Mingle for Gaytheists.

looking like he freebases Hostess snack cake filling out of Super Mario warp pipe

this nigga is Larry The Cable Guy's nephew: Sonny The Attic Dwelling Chronic Masturbater.

looking like he's got one arm that's shorter than the other and a he drives a jet ski in circles in Carl Grimes chocolate pudding

Lookin like he can't even see how gay he is, but he is bi-focal curious.

wife beater lookin like it was stone washed in fishtank gravel

Lookin like he lives in a mobile home filled with cigarette smoke and bad life decisions

Lookin like he got online and got catfished into trading his dirt bike to a 43 year old tilt-a-whirl operator named Bama.

Lookin like his skintone is: flea market dust

Lookin like Bray Wyatt got drafted into the National Guard.

[veritas]

/gone with the wind

[Batty]

He sent that pic to his uncle with the caption: how strong is my neck looking right now tho?

This nigga lookin like he hoards Lunchables.

Lookin like the typa nigga that skeet in his socks and then wears them tomorrow

Lookin like he is waiting hard for FUBU to come back coz he scored some shit at the Penny Pinchers in Hazard county.

Had a bromance in Jr high with a wheelchair kid he met a role playing con at a Best Western.

Collects Archie comics and likes to put the back part of his sister's hairbrush in his butt

Cut enough of the neighbors yard to buy a 3DS but his stepdad took all of the cash out of his sock drawer to buy fender trim for their camper.

[Destroyer]

this dude looks like he's gonna grow up and kill John Lennon's son

silence of the hams lookin maaafaaaka

[veritas]

Sisters hairbrush just rusev crushed my soular plexus

[H.R.P.]

Appreciate the compliments... Now since you clowned a picture of me when I was 15 years old... im 24 now... so who gonna battle me first??? and lose?

[veritas]

I don't want any bro my bad.

[H.R.P.]

why is it so hard to get some one to battle around here?? there a void of active text battlers or what??

[~RustyGunZ~]

Appreciate the compliments... Now since you clowned a picture of me when I was 15 years old... im 24 now... so who gonna battle me first??? and lose?

That's yoy a week ago

[H.R.P.]

bitch please.... you think im gonna post a recent picture... if you did some fuckin research you would know. glad to know none of yall confident.... seem pretty confident in your jokes but when your put on the spot you all cowards.

[PancakeBrah]

lol this dude looks retarded

[veritas]

why is it so hard to get some one to battle around here?? there a void of active text battlers or what??

I don't know personally. You got skills?

[Joe Metts]

This nigga uses The Rock quotes as pick up lines.

Looking like spike from little giants mixed with rick moranis.

This niggas idol is Cody from step by step.

This niggas favorite porno is Jesus Camp.

Looking like an extra from salute your shorts.

This niggas favorite movie is Ernest goes to camp.

[Diode]

fuckkkkkkkkk@ cody

metts da god

[Tic]

Lookin like GI Joe with 2 dads.

[Sharp]

https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/34/2b7b185544ad48a6a0521637a45d2859/300x300.jpg

fuck u Sharp Nine

WOLVES ASSEKBLE

Yo

That was meant to be a general idea on how we treat new signups but this was not the right dude. I humbly apologize to diode, David lamas spirit and the lime green skinned folks worldwide

Cause this dude looks like a rising star in the spousal abuse D-league

Son definitely uses halo's sandbox mode to simulate the shooting up his high school

Fucking Gringo Starr with a tracheostomied foreskin for a nose


Feels good to try roasting again... Maybe I'll get my 1/3 of split eights level back one day. I will battle you if you really need it btw senor herp

[Diode]

this faggot's glasses came from the jc penney catalog

eyebrow game waxing uncle leo

wifebeater status: manzier

[Diode]

unique features: can only grow a huthstache

[Wise Wiggles]

This nigga cooks up dead squirrels on his moms pancake griddle and sautéed them in fromundacheese

Nigga looks like he bathes in corn syrup and combs his head with a fork cuz he thinks he's little mermaid

This nigga looks like spits lugees in a turkey Baster and puts them on his corn flakes

This nigga look like he got a arm chair made of stray dogs and coco puffs

This nigga melts fruit snacks on a lamp shade and pours it on his cat's nipple and licks it

[Wise Wiggles]

This kid looks like he got a rim job from raccoon

This nigga sleeps with toads in his undies and maggots in his bunghole

This faggot thought tinder was a rest area truck stop

[Vulgar]

lol @ ya'll

This dude talmbout he wants to battle, but he's been battling antisocial Ren & Stimpy fetishes since the age of 6

Dude look like Roger Rabbit's nephew Slodger Abbott

Dude look like a gymnasium troll got together with the kid from Jerry McGuire

Lookin like he's hostile on the exterior but he fears the unknown within

Lookin like he flips burgers at McDowells and took over Akeem's janitorial position

Lookin like a throwback Norwegian ceramic got Pinnochio'd into being a real faggot

Lookin like a short-tempered warlock started shopping at the Burlington Gloat Factory

[Wise Wiggles]

This dude gargles with gravel and motor oil he brews in a Campbell's can

[Vulgar]

Lookin like he sells celery stalks on 8Mile out of a Dr. Seuss pick up truck

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a killer teddy bear watched Bride of Chucky and found new aspirations in life

[Split Eight]

https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/34/2b7b185544ad48a6a0521637a45d2859/300x300.jpg

fuck u Sharp Nine

WOLVES ASSEKBLE

lmaoooooo

[H.R.P.]

funny how yall bustin jokes but in the other thread yall got clowned... with your simple raps.. lmfao

[H.R.P.]

mother goose rhyme faggots

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

lookin like the dead kid from Stand by Me in a Judd Apatow film.

this nigga lookin like a background character in Gummo modeling tank tops on Pinterest for Dollar General skateboard wear.

looking like a bi-curious Yu-Gi-Oh dealer's profile pic on Christian Mingle for Gaytheists.

looking like he freebases Hostess snack cake filling out of Super Mario warp pipe

this nigga is Larry The Cable Guy's nephew: Sonny The Attic Dwelling Chronic Masturbater.

looking like he's got one arm that's shorter than the other and a he drives a jet ski in circles in Carl Grimes chocolate pudding

Lookin like he can't even see how gay he is, but he is bi-focal curious.

wife beater lookin like it was stone washed in fishtank gravel

Lookin like he lives in a mobile home filled with cigarette smoke and bad life decisions

Lookin like he got online and got catfished into trading his dirt bike to a 43 year old tilt-a-whirl operator named Bama.

Lookin like his skintone is: flea market dust

Lookin like Bray Wyatt got drafted into the National Guard.

Lol, repped. Best roast posts thus far.

Larry the cable guy leaned me. Put a beard on this young nigga and he'll be Bags nephew.

[Wise Wiggles]

This fucking shit stool eats apple critters for breakfast

[Wise Wiggles]

Lookin like the interim president of club: ear that looks like wide mouthed vagina

This nigga puts skittles in his poop shute like taste my pain bro

This nigga rocks an umbrella forged from used shit covered condoms and tears on rainy days

Nigga battled Simon Birch for Rhyming Turf, received life altering L and stole his spectacles for payback

This nigga licked white dog shit and grinned with satisfaction

[Wise Wiggles]

Nigga lookin like he climbed back up the slide on A Jizzmas Story licking every inch

[Wise Wiggles]

Nigga's dick looks like a wilting daffodil

[Batty]

Bro lookin like a 1990's after school special about the perils of Down Syndrome and spray paint fumes in the bar on Deep Space 9.

Lookin like he makes sand art with the Mucinex booger

Lookin like he got his glasses prescription in a Vietnam flashback from an armless juggler with half a mustache.

Lookin like he jerks off to still life paintings of reindeer titties

Bro got 2 lazy eyes that were both made over-zealous by lasik.

This photo was put on Craig's List with the caption: CAN'T FIT ALL OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE? HMU

Lookin' like he pumps gas at the gas station on Deliverance

his wifebeater size is ADOLESCENT SNORLAX

Lookin like he recreates the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding incident using action figures and a glass coffee table.

breath smelling like Jabba The Hutt's interpreter's taint meat fold sweat

got Old Spice in his pee hole once

This nigga got the screen name OPTIC BLAST on the Velma Mingle message board.

has roles as a reoccurring character in Adam Sandler direct-to-dvd releases known as BREAKFAST GOBLIN

this nigga tried to trim warts off with a bolt cutter from his uncle's boat house.

this nigga can see smells in the dark

if he holds a seashell to his ear, he can see past events that were altered due to rips in the space-time continuum where his dad pulled out and his stepdad got off at a different interstate exit as a teenager.

lookin like Pedobear with a high-and-tight

[Wise Wiggles]

Lookin like a Chrisopher Lloyd fuck-toy from Dennis The Menace

[Batty]

Bro on that Buddy The Elf diet

[Wise Wiggles]

lookin like he swallowed a ferbie when he was 12 and still holds conversations with it

nigga took the fall for a potatoe bug fighting circuit little bro started in the tool shed

made a Pinterest account strictly for manufacturing Jonas Brothers voodoo dolls out of pubic hair and dirty tampons

Niglet looking like a swampy prepubescent Jason Vorrhies served butthole lettuce by uncle Fester

Nigga looks like Buzz's girlfriend faceplanted into a blender

[Batty]

Nigga looks like Buzz's girlfriend faceplanted into a blender

dead

Home Alone da gawd.

PS- way way gone at the potato bug fighting circuit.




Ya boy looking like he writes StarCraft fan fiction about aliens with 3 coochies scissoring.

Lookin like his glasses were soaked in stove grease and then clear coated with polar bear nut.

Looks like he builds igloos out of gouda cheese and head butts them with a helmet covered in Ritz crackers

Looks like the mole rat from Kim Possible took dirtbike and small lawn equipment repair nightclasses at the local JC but dropped out due to tuition fraud.

looks like he creates bastard abortions at the Build-a-Bear in some random Arkansas strip mall.

wears peanut butter goggles and dives into a pretzel filled kiddie pool

looks like he cleaned his reading glasses with a startled Thundercat

looks like the dude in the nosebleeds at TNA wrestling who always has the Jeff Hardy armbands on.

that's not a wifebeater, son skeeted onto napkins and stuck them on his chest to taunt lesser fags on chat roulette when he beat them at racing.

failed vacation bible school 2 years straight.

Mom is a lesbian kickboxer who instructs Zumba, Dad is the truck driver who lost to Stallone's son in Over The Top.

bought skank weed from an undercover cop with a Walgreen's Long Distance dialing card.

got a fondue set for Christmas and didn't have to pretend to like it.

Collects skidmarked underwear in an old Nintendo 64 box.

[Vulgar]

lolllllllllllll

[sral]

lmao he wanted a 13, but they drew a 31

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lookin like a throwback Norwegian ceramic got Pinnochio'd into being a real faggot




I deem thee winner

[Batty]

I Googled "Butch Lesbian" and every 3rd pic looked like this nigga

[Galvatron]

lol you guys are crazy

but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living

[Batty]

http://ufoship.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/butch_lesbians.jpg

[Vulgar]

Oh lord. Can't unsee.

[Diode]

lol you guys are crazy

but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living

this was v strong

[Wise Wiggles]

I Googled "Butch Lesbian" and every 3rd pic looked like this nigga

Lol was gonna say earlier, but got sidetracked, dude look like a cross between the bull dyke on Orange is the New Black and that fat bitch off Bridesmaids

Nigga on a strict smoothie diet of Robert Paulson's titty excrement

Lookin like he sucks on carpet squares like jolly ranchers

[Batty]

this dude is proud of the fact he ate so many beer-battered fries that he got a DUI.

this dude hides the potpourri that he smokes in the modem of his Sega Dreamcast

lookin like a lesbian softball coach disguised as Stuart Little's big brother

lookin like he smokes menthol Tampax

lookin like he interprets Klingon for an H&R Block part time.

lookin like he made a dildo in shop class and dropped out

lookin like the dude from Troll 2 talkin bout THEYRE EATING HER AND THEYRE GONNA EAT ME NEXT....OHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDDD

Lookin like Shrek when that spell turned him into human

this dude tried to jump ant hills on a bmx whilst wearing a cape and an Iron Man helmet

lookin like he smokes hot glue sticks with B-Rad Gluckman's posse

lookin like he wears khakis to a Presbyterian church and sits on the back pew writing new episodes of Firefly with his emo cousin.

dude lookin like he got carded at Toys R Us and escorted of the premises by Seth Rogen as a security guard.

Lookin like he drinks honey badger semen out of a coconut shell with a 12 foot crazy straw

lookin like he built a skateboard ramp without doing any measurements on the wood before cutting. Doesn't even skate.

[Mercules]

lookin like the dude from Troll 2 talkin bout THEYRE EATING HER AND THEYRE GONNA EAT ME NEXT....OHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDDD




SO FUCKING DEAD... BATTY WINS

[Wise Wiggles]

Jesus h Christ@ the honey badger jizz coconut 12 ft straw... smh

lookin like the mascot at an autism lecture, dressed like Toxic Avenger, wearing carpet as sweaters, rockin awkward suspenders that are polished magenta talking like Barkley & Shredder

[Batty]

Dude was a fluffer in a 70's themed gay porn that his uncle starred in called GLAZED AND CONFUSED.

Tried to order a real doll from a sketchy Taiwanese address and ended up with a knockoff Cabbage Patch Kid torso with a fleshlight hot glued on.

Lookin like he eats oatmeal out of a thermos with a doll shoe.

Lookin like he collects spores and fungus.

This nigga got snow globe glasses.

[Batty]

he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in.


Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals.


Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week.


Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight.

Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged.

His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past.

Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers.

One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.