this is the first official -TRASH YOURSELF WITH A PRIVATE FACT THAT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT YOU THREAD.

[Geno]

..this my friends, is necessary for personal cleansing purposes.

my fact/s..
my mother lives right around the corner from me. the biological one.
we never speak or see each other because of my brother -who could have been my twin, and also shares my first name (chris)but has a different father and looks exactly like me with blond hair and blue eyes while i have brown hair and green eyes (his dads name is chris and he wanted a junior -she wanted him to be a max. she lost) was beefing with me one day. he decided to tell my mother lies that i spoke of having the house shot up by gangbangers. when in fact.. i did not. my brother came at me on some gang banging shit speaking of a gang that he said he was gonna sick on me. i simply asked him one question.. DID YOU FORGET WHO THE FUCK AM I???

GD mutha fucker. my past reflects a gang affiliation and brotherhood with all crips BGF even BLOODS and other members of different gangs in the MD region. (not something im proud of, i emphasized for storytelling purposes. i do not practice any of this anymore. its the past) that i know are FAMILY through biological genes that share blood and crip differences. i also know many people affiliated with another gang whos name i will not share just because and that was the group he thought he would send at me because he didnt like the fact that i aired out his irrespponsible drug addicted ways to his face.

in light of that.. i said go ahead and do what you think your capable of. just watch your back from now on when you drive out near annapolis road in bmore to that methadone clinic. cause i know real G's. and your idle threats are about to get you smashed.

he didnt respond -yet ran and told my mom that i was gonna have the house shot up!?!?!?! i would never threaten such bs on my family. i am a rider for my family no matter how much they are the opposite for me.

so havnt spoken and when i see her in the neighborhood she acts like she didnt notice me.

i did not meet this woman until i was 18.
her and my dad split up when i was 2 years old.
they birthed me in asheville NC and moved me back to hyattsville MD within that 2 year frame.
by then my dad had gained custody and legal rights. joined the navy, left me with his parents who were already raising his teanage and older 4sisters in the house. my Grandfather was a weapons designer for the NAVY. Look up the AEGIS system for credibility. im sure you will find my last name somewhere there when if you can find at all a list of names responsible for the creation of this system.

anyhow.. when i was 7-8
my dad left the navy and i was in the 2nd grade
i got asked a question by my grandmother after school one day...
christopher -would you like to go live with your father in philadelphia, or stay here with us?

i said i wanted to live with my dad. i loved him and had fun whenever he visited me.
sad to say it was the worst mistake and choice i had ever made in my longline of horrible decission making, and i should have never been given the authority to make my own choice concerning that matter.

i went from having everything i would have ever needed to become a great man with unlimited funding behind me to support education and everything else necessary -to living poor in the hood in philadelphia.

this is when my road towards becoming a G became evident. from catholic school i started attending a public school in philly

i learned quickly here to fight and that playfighting wasnt a thing anymore. these people were serious about it.
needless to say i got my ass whipped a few times before i learned how to conduct my hands with the best of them.

i bounced around in philly with them from apt to house and back and fourth until i was 18.

i got a phone call on my eighteenth birthday while i was watching my 6 year old little brother who was deaf. (he caught meninjitus and lsot his hearing from the medications) ...my drunk father was passed out on the couch. the phone rings -i answer.. i hear a female voice quickly ask me -"who is this"

i retorted, nah.. you called me bitch -who thie fuck is this??
the voice responded, christopher... do you know who this is?
i said fuck you -stop playing with me, and hung up the phone!

immediately the number called back, the voice quickly told me that the person i was speaking with was my mother.. who i hadnt seen or heard anything about or from since i was two years old. (oh the times i played and listened to dear momma, wondering)

i said holy shit -get the fuck outta here, she said yea son. its me, and i have two brothers and a sister that i want you to talk to!?!?!?!?!

i flipped my lid. she went on to tell me how she always calls and my dad lies to her that im in bed or not there when i was always around at that stage in my life.

the next night my GF at the time knocked on the door to see if i could come out. my dad was drunk again. he rushes to the door because he hears the feminine voice and starts acting tough. im like dad im just standing here talking man chill out. he starts pushing me around and slams the door on me

I FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT
grabbed him by his arms at his side and slammed him into the corner in the hallway where the front door was between the door and the wall corner. i hit him with a heavy 3 piece combination, i then grabbed him again and spun him around slamming him to the floor.

this shattered his right arm in three different places (rite hand to the sky).
i knew it was bad the way he crawled off to the couch screaching in pain.
the soldier he was made him wait about two days before taking himself to the hospital and finding out how extensive the injuries were. it took two bolts to put is elbow and arm back together. I FELT LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!

i loved him just as much as i hated him.

that weekend i fled to live with my girlfriend and made arrangements with 1 of his sisters to be picked up and driven to maryland to stay with here for a while.
my family in md knew that it would come to this one day but never spoke upon it -just waited.

i told her about my mom and she couldnt believe it. we searched for her and found her and made arrangements for me to meet my mother -finally

she was amd is the piece of shit that my dad left ehind years ago. i just wish he would have spoken to me more about it

my dad is dead now. i miss him. he dided the day before i got out of rehab, on april fools day -(of a sudden heart attack)

all the drugs and drinking provoked this heart attack according to the naval autopsy outfit that handled his death. it turns out that anybody in the military or who WAS in the military.. has to be autopsied by the military branch they were in because of the fact they served. i dont quite understand why.

my deaf brother walked in from school that day to find my dad dead on the floor in front of the couch he sat on, watched t.v. and drank his bears while smoking ciggarettes.

he was the smartest, most inteligent man i had ever known asside from my grandfather. he could fix anything and had an extensive knowledge of the hman anatomy that could have sent him through school to become a surgeon. he wasted his life and gifts by drinking it away.

i spoke to him by his side during the viewing, saying dad... i cant promise you anything man, but i will do my best to become the greatest man that i can and stay away from these drugs and alcohol. i was able to maintain sobriety for 5 going on 6 years. i relapsed. i am now clean again

my dad was an asshole -but he was my best friend to. i miss him ;(




YOUR TURN

[Diode]

DID YOU FORGET WHO THE FUCK AM I??? = new come at me bro, dirt edition

proud thread is proud

[veritas]

I lit a crazy bum on fire for trying to touch my wang when I was 13 instead of taking the change I had given him and going to get me some fortys.


When he got out of the hospital and healed I jump kicked him and flipped him over his mom's lawnmower.


3 years later I was driving with my buddy at the time and saw him walking and jumped out on him and punched him in the face.

His name was ross. His neighbors said he would have sex with his dog.

[Hush]

My biological dad used to make me shoot bums with pellet rifles


Facts



And let me re iterate


make
Not let
Make


Needless to say I wasn't around him too long

[Geno]

I lit a crazy bum on fire for trying to touch my wang when I was 13 instead of taking the change I had given him and going to get me some fortys.


When he got out of the hospital and healed I jump kicked him and flipped him over his mom's lawnmower.


3 years later I was driving with my buddy at the time and saw him walking and jumped out on him and punched him in the face.

His name was ross. His neighbors said he would have sex with his dog.

wow
you were unforgiving!
i hope he has changed his ways.

[Geno]

My biological dad used to make me shoot bums with pellet rifles


Facts



And let me re iterate


make
Not let
Make


Needless to say I wasn't around him too long


thats crazy man. how old were you though?

[veritas]

wow
you were unforgiving!
i hope he has changed his ways.

yeah I was not a good guy at all. I find it ironic that I now work with people like him. trying to help them.

icci.

[veritas]

My biological dad used to make me shoot bums with pellet rifles


Facts



And let me re iterate


make
Not let
Make


Needless to say I wasn't around him too long

real talk:

1. describe your experience (thoughts feelings) the first time you did

2. what happened when you told him you didn't want to.

this is pure psychological progress right here bro!

[Geno]

its how funny how things like this turn out. i can relate though Veritas the invincible

i always have ambitions of becoming a drug and alcohol abuse counselor. i find that all the shit ive been through in my life makes me able to comprehend and relate to the type of peoples who are caught up in this lifestyle.

i commend you for choosing the line of work your in. i love psychology and find that human behavior and the reason people act or respond to others actions the way that they do is very interesting

[Suthaveli]

- I randomly blurr out things as if I have a mild case of tourette syndrome.
- talk to & answer myself often.

[Geno]

- I randomly blurr out things as if I have a mild case of tourette syndrome.
- talk to & answer myself often.


ey, you know what suth.. i think a lot more people then let on also do this same thing -I DO IT ALL THE TIME AS WELL

its like im my own best friend man. its crazy, its more like im just practicing what im gonna say should a certain moment arrive. that way i know exactly what im gonna say and HOW im gonna say it. make sense?

i can relate bro

[veritas]

its how funny how things like this turn out. i can relate though Veritas the invincible

i always have ambitions of becoming a drug and alcohol abuse counselor. i find that all the shit ive been through in my life makes me able to comprehend and relate to the type of peoples who are caught up in this lifestyle.

i commend you for choosing the line of work your in. i love psychology and find that human behavior and the reason people act or respond to others actions the way that they do is very interesting

I thank you for your kind words gent, and I appreciate your new boarding character.

[Inno]

I used to break into peoples houses back when I hung out with black people.

Not to steal anyrhing.

I would watch there cable, eat there food, use there toilets.

I literally spent hours in peoples houses.

reason why we never stole anything is becuase this was in the hood
man. none had shit.

[Geno]

word. thanks for your input

i used to do this when i was homeless in philly for periods of time. just simply break into peoples homes and fix a meal. eat whil ei was there and never took anything unless i found some money or change or something lying around that i needed to eat later on or whatever the purpose was.

i feel what your saying here man.its rough when you have to break into someones house just to fix you a sandwich. been there, my breaking and entering was out of necessity though

yours was simply to empower the dirt person that resides in you. you need cleansing!

[Geno]

I thank you for your kind words gent, and I appreciate your new boarding character.

thank you, sir

[Inno]

word man that's rough.

but tbh we did it mainly for fun.

I remember one time we re arranged all the pictures they had up on th3 walls
in different positons lol. we took everything from the fringe and put it in
the freezer and vice versa. stupid young nigga shit.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Dark secret bros

Suppressed it until one of my buddies in on it brought it up

There was this kid 8 middle school. He died. Tragically and suddenly from falling off a theater stage and seizing. He was dating a chick at the time. She later dated our friend. Broke his heart and cheated on him. He became emo. We trolled her on aim under an alias account saying we were her dead ex and that she is the reason he died. She went into a mental institution.

Worst thing I've ever done. We never told a soul until one of my accomplices mentioned it drunk as fuck a wrrk ago luckily only in front of our friend who knows us all and would totally have done it with us if asked.

Don't know how I forgot about it but I feel dirty being reminded of it

[Geno]

damn.
thats deep, thats the kind of dirt that is uncleansible. dirt person fo life. ftw

thanks for sharing, knucklehead. you show true regret and thats is honorable

[Hush]

real talk:

1. describe your experience (thoughts feelings) the first time you did

2. what happened when you told him you didn't want to.

this is pure psychological progress right here bro!

I felt bad for the bums. I don't think I ever verbatim said I didn't want to do it but he knew. Guess I did it to please him.


Geno I was prolly 4/5

[Hush]

Yo Diode
Change this nigga name back yall beasting

[Geno]

damn dog. thats way to impressionable a time for that sort of psychological endangerment. something like this could have led you astray really early in life had you 'enjoyed' it with your father. im glad you didnt

[veritas]

I felt bad for the bums. I don't think I ever verbatim said I didn't want to do it but he knew. Guess I did it to please him.


Geno I was prolly 4/5

no trollmo at all with what I am about to say.

has the doing things that you initially felt bad about to please others been a pattern that has repeated itself over again at any other time in your life?

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

V killing me right now.

But yo...

I fucked all my sisters lesbian girl friends.

They were dating my sister.

Who is a year younger then I am.

Never knew my sister was gay tho. Always suspected it but was never sure.

Found out several years after one of her girl friends ended up falling in love with me and told my sister that every time she slept over, she snuck out of her room to come in to mine to fuck. Was a bad argument and til this day my sister and I haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit at 1st but realized, I didn't know. I just thought they were her friends. I guess my sisters argument was, she would be eating these bad bitches pussy not even knowing I was fucking them raw.

Crazy.

[Hush]

no trollmo at all with what I am about to say.

has the doing things that you initially felt bad about to please others been a pattern that has repeated itself over again at any other time in your life?

Nah not at all
100 percent transparency I am selfish and self centered

I rarely don't do what I want

[Hush]

V killing me right now.

But yo...

I fucked all my sisters lesbian girl friends.

They were dating my sister.

Who is a year younger then I am.

Never knew my sister was gay tho. Always suspected it but was never sure.

Found out several years after one of her girl friends ended up falling in love with me and told my sister that every time she slept over, she snuck out of her room to come in to mine to fuck. Was a bad argument and til this day my sister and I haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit at 1st but realized, I didn't know. I just thought they were her friends. I guess my sisters argument was, she would be eating these bad bitches pussy not even knowing I was fucking them raw.

Crazy.
No one else is gonna aknowledge u in this thread so I just want u to know trash tier post and negged

[Geno]

identification and honesty are the first steps towards correcting any flaws. well done, Hush

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol so...

[Allen Knight]

in highschool me an my 3 boys were at this old dudes house we use to chill w/ cuz he was the best tattoo artist in town an mad chill, he asked us to steal him a street bike so he can use it for a track, he said he'll give use 2g's for a new one so the retards we are, we like ight 2gs hell yea thhinkin thats alot of money but were in h.s w/e...we go scope out areas an this is in 08 so we find a either 03-04gsxr750 clean it waas the white an blue joint an we plan it out the same night, we get my boys brothers truck an go at 3 in the morning, we get there an the bike is still out in the front, we pull the wood blocks down an get ready my one boy runs up to it kicks the stand an stars running w it towards us an were all like yeeeaa but this nigga lets go of the clutch an the bike stops an he slams on the floor w it ahah, we all say fuck it run up an grab it run it up the wood ramp an in the truck bed. jump in the truck an make our escape, were all buggin like wtfff i cant believe we did that...then my boy gets the bright idea an says yo this was to easy u wanna do somthing with this bike an well scoop another on a diff day, cuz u kno were master bike robbers smh, he goes lets get this fucker ****** older dude that hung out w h/s ppl u kno those but not gonna say his name but this dude stole my friends
moms chain from his house during his party it was bad cuz his mom passed recent to wen it happen, he got caught sellin it to a pawn shop his id was putt down lol so there were goin to court for all that, but he just wanted the chain an its gone now...so hes like lets drop this bike off at his house an call the cops on him loooll, were like ight fuck it, we go an do that....wait till later in the day an call the cops on him w a tip sayin he got a stolen bike, he got in mad trouble we never seen or heard from him since, he moved to nevada ppl said, i kno its messed up but he got wat he deserved.

[Sharp]

Fuck Allen use punctuation or something bro lol

[PancakeBrah]

V killing me right now.

But yo...

I fucked all my sisters lesbian girl friends.

They were dating my sister.

Who is a year younger then I am.

Never knew my sister was gay tho. Always suspected it but was never sure.

Found out several years after one of her girl friends ended up falling in love with me and told my sister that every time she slept over, she snuck out of her room to come in to mine to fuck. Was a bad argument and til this day my sister and I haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit at 1st but realized, I didn't know. I just thought they were her friends. I guess my sisters argument was, she would be eating these bad bitches pussy not even knowing I was fucking them raw.

Crazy.

This is the worst humblebrag post of all time.

Topic says 'trash yourself w/ a personal fact'

Amen: "Dude I fucked a bunch of lesbians I feel totes bad about it tho"

Wow how shameful surely this wasn't just some thinly veiled excuse to talk about this

[Geno]

haha Allen Knight, another story i can relate to. ive broken into mad different garages and sheds to steal dirtbikes and quads just to sell and suport my drug habbit years ago. one of the reasons karma kicks my ass the way it does. i never got caught for it -but i sure am paying in other ways. thanks for sharing your story with us. its dangerous to do that kind of shit. espescially in areas where i was with nothing but rednecks around in this certain part of md.. you just know them folks got big gun collections and would love a little target practice on some punk robbing there shed. always brought my merchandise out to PG county in different places and swapped straight up for different kinds of drugs. never got what my risks and the merchandise was worth. never stopped fme from doing it either though.

crazy

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

When I was in the 3rd grade, I went to a private school that was located across from a jewish high school...
After learning about Hitler (and anne frank) one morning, I snuck out of school and ran over to the jewish school with my friend...
We screamed "hitler's coming to get you" while they chased all over their campus...
Their principal or rabbi came to my school and told my principal about the incident...
My teacher took me off of the curriculum and made me handwrite pages from the biography of adolf hitler for a month...
I almost got leftback because I was so behind...

Bye...

[Dope girl]

1 one sister on my mom side
2 a lot of brothers and sisters on dad side but he passed away on new year in 2008 from heart issues
3 I have an amazing realatship with my lover and family

[Geno]

lmao.
thats some crazy ass racial type shit @karaoke
i dont think ive ever gotten caught up in any kind of racially fueled incidents like this -playfully or seriously. glad you got passed it. the discipline seems like it was fitting enough lmao

silver -i just dont know what to say to that. you win

[dead man]

once i fucked like 46 models from sports illustrated and it turned out they were all half lesbian sex aliens and half dinosaurs in human disguises and it was really fucking awesome but i haven't talked to my grandma since cause she's an alcoholic.

[Geno]

thats disturbing

[Dope girl]

I have a coolside but freaky to side

[Allen Knight]

I have a coolside but freaky to side

/Thread

[Batty]

This thread is winning on troll merits but not on honesty in therapy typa shit. Fucking hoes or beating somebody's ass ain't no shame. Some are TLDR, SO I DONT KNOW.

I used to own Snow's album on CD.... you know, the dude that did "Informer".

Shits embarrassing yo.

[sral]

damn okay, on the estate where I grew up (not naming where) theres a heavy gang presence. you get taken in by the elders when you're like... 10 maybe? and you become part of the MF Juniors. The older guys look out for you, give you money to run errands, pick up a package at place A and take it place B, if you have any shit the elders sort it out. Everyone knows everyone from the block. The MF crew are slightly older than the juniors, say 15-20, they do the most dirt. Petty theft of quad bikes, cars, weed grows, break ins - most shit you can think up. The majority of them either have minor charges or zero. Anyway above them is the MF Seniors, made up of twenty year olds to mid twenties etc. these guys are the OGs if you like, they call the shots, everyone beneath them reports to these guys, you don't act unless they say so. That's the environment I use to fuck with, ended up in a turf war or sorts between us and rivals across the city. I got mixed up in a crazy confrontation one day, maybe ten or more of us either side? this one dude in particular got the better of me, had me pinned down, put a knife into my mouth sideways then punched down onto it. I've facial scars across my mouth, upper and lower, that's why I grow my beard out to cover them. You can see them if you find any pics/vids where I'm clean shaven. I took 126 stitches, inside and out, to fix my face. I had a huge blood clot in my mouth that I thought was part of my tongue as it was happening, kept shit in my mouth the whole time. Eventually one of my boys saw what was happening, hit the guy to get him off me, then once I was up I stamped down on his windpipe and he needed reconstructive surgery as a result. Crazy shit. My boy who saved me is my best man at my wedding in 2 1/2 weeks. Friend for fucking life, that's my blood, I'd literally kill for him. Don't ever think I'm soft, I got heart like a motherfucker. I'm not proud of it, I was a teenager then, I've moved out to the sticks here now a world away from where I grew up but it's just the other side of town, the difference between the two areas is insane. that's on my wife

[AMENN]

V killing me right now.

But yo...

I fucked all my sisters lesbian girl friends.

They were dating my sister.

Who is a year younger then I am.

Never knew my sister was gay tho. Always suspected it but was never sure.

Found out several years after one of her girl friends ended up falling in love with me and told my sister that every time she slept over, she snuck out of her room to come in to mine to fuck. Was a bad argument and til this day my sister and I haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit at 1st but realized, I didn't know. I just thought they were her friends. I guess my sisters argument was, she would be eating these bad bitches pussy not even knowing I was fucking them raw.

Crazy.


Oh i forgot to add, i has rough passionate sex with my mothers side nigga,
he ripped my ass something fierce with his long horse cock reaching the inner core of my soul every thrust & i'd scream with pleasure rubbing my bald head. I never told my dad she had a side dude because she would tell all the people that pretended to be my friends about it. We were also fucking raw. till this day we haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit but realized, i needed that dick in me. I just thought they were friends. I guess my moms argument was, she was sucking his dick an letting him fuck her raw giving her jelly donuts not even knowing i was sucking it too an letting him penetrate me raw.

Crazy.

[Geno]

Deep story bro.
Respect for carrying it with you in such a manner that isnt child like.. but rather G.
You were lucky though man.. if your boy hadnt been there it may have not turned out as well as it had. You did what i would have done in response by stompinv his shit like that. Anything else would have been bitvh made and shook after getting sliced up like that.

Congrats on the wedding yo. And big ups to your boy.
Thanks for the story.. i have many similar stories but thats for another thread. 1

[Geno]

Oh i forgot to add, i has rough passionate sex with my mothers side nigga,
he ripped my ass something fierce with his long horse cock reaching the inner core of my soul every thrust & i'd scream with pleasure rubbing my bald head. I never told my dad she had a side dude because she would tell all the people that pretended to be my friends about it. We were also fucking raw. till this day we haven't spoken.

I felt like a piece of shit but realized, i needed that dick in me. I just thought they were friends. I guess my moms argument was, she was sucking his dick an letting him fuck her raw giving her jelly donuts not even knowing i was sucking it too an letting him penetrate me raw.

Crazy.


Reaching the inner core of my soullll!!!!!! Lmaoo gone @ the wonderful descriptive imagery hahah

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

What a lame loser you are, Bags.

Lol @ the user title tho. Funny.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

This is the worst humblebrag post of all time.

Topic says 'trash yourself w/ a personal fact'

Amen: "Dude I fucked a bunch of lesbians I feel totes bad about it tho"

Wow how shameful surely this wasn't just some thinly veiled excuse to talk about this

Dirt bag shit, IMO. I had no idea my sister was dating them. Kind of like if I had a brother and was fucking his girls. It's wrong.

[Hush]

On my life I was and will continue to be 100 in this thread

[Ghost1]

Ill be back for the lols in a bit

Why dick lips sayin my name tho

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

For creating that "AMENN" account.

Just read that post, btw.

Who ever that is, you a true homo.

Fucking weirdo.

[Ghost1]

U lonely bro

I didnt make thqt account but obv no1 likes u here so it could be virtually any1

[uh-oh]

i'd contribute to this thread but i'm pretty sure i've posted everything there is to know about me already?

[Dope girl]

Guys let's not augure or fight it will never end.

[uh-oh]

when i was like 9 i shit behind my buddies garage and we all laughed about it.

when i was like 11 i was throwing rocks into the air and swinging at them with a broken broom handle and it slipped out of my hand and went kartwheeling sideways through the air and hit this black chick in the forehead and split her shit, i panicked when her mom poked her head out the window to see why her daughter was screaming and i ran home.

i got into a fight with my next door neighbor once on a trampoline and his dad was partying with his buddies, kicking a flat basketball to his dogs and shit, well anyways as i was leaving after beating his kid up (i pushed him down like a G) i got WHACKED in the face with the basketball. purely accidental. but i was crying and leaving at the time i was struck and thought they did it on purpose, told my dad and he went over there ready to beat the shit out of those hillbillies but came back laughing with a beer when he found out what really happened. i was pissed.

uhh.

mostly shit like that. im trying to delve into the DATABANK

[Witty]

A private fact nobody knows?

Uhhh.

Hmmmm.

I dunno.

When I was a teenager I once had a zit on my dick that I thought was cancer and didn't dare to touch it, and then it burst and I nearly cried.

I dunno what else to say, I'm really not that mysterious.

[Dope girl]

Everyone confessions, I don't got nun hide

[Witty]

Word I hide from nuns in confession too.

[uh-oh]

yea witty that happened to me too, not on my dick but my PUBIS region. thought i had herpes. it was unpoppable tho, like the size of a pencil eraser, like a BOIL.

turns out it was an ingrown hair tho, ended up LANCING IT and it was all blood tho. i was expecting nastiness like puss and shit. but nah.

and i posted on PR about it i'm sure.

I'M OPEN WITH MY LIFE.

thats why i despise aliases and weirdo shit. just be yourselves

[Geno]

when i was like 9 i shit behind my buddies garage and we all laughed about it.

when i was like 11 i was throwing rocks into the air and swinging at them with a broken broom handle and it slipped out of my hand and went kartwheeling sideways through the air and hit this black chick in the forehead and split her shit, i panicked when her mom poked her head out the window to see why her daughter was screaming and i ran home.

i got into a fight with my next door neighbor once on a trampoline and his dad was partying with his buddies, kicking a flat basketball to his dogs and shit, well anyways as i was leaving after beating his kid up (i pushed him down like a G) i got WHACKED in the face with the basketball. purely accidental. but i was crying and leaving at the time i was struck and thought they did it on purpose, told my dad and he went over there ready to beat the shit out of those hillbillies but came back laughing with a beer when he found out what really happened. i was pissed.

uhh.

mostly shit like that. im trying to delve into the DATABANK

slayed @the pinpoint accuracy of the flying broomstick lmaoooooo
damn dog hahahaha

and oh the shame you must have felt when pops came home after getting twisted with his new friends and laughing on your account.

that sucks man
i can say this though -my dads laughed his ass off at my being the cause of a joke plenty of times. i think weve all been there bro

that broom though lolol

[Ghost1]

Every1 itt either robbing sum1, beating sum1 up or bangin chiks

Lol stfu

Mad paragraphs i tried to read were crazy boring an i skipped em tho

Lol at 5 yr old hush being forced to shoot bums w a pellet gun tho.....sounds funny....but then u think about an actual 5 year old....they dont wanna hurt people...specially not by shootimg a gun (bb gun but still) at them....lol wtf hushes dad?

Knuck crazy fucked up if true also


I could post shit that altered my life forever itt but no1 doin it right so ill just be checkin back in to read sum more troll stories later i spose.



On an i aint read genos nither lmao

Just the.... DID U FORGET WHO THE FUCK I AM part....which leaned me lol

[Witty]

I shot my best friend in the eye with a bb gun once.

I had a gun put to my head by the UDA when I was 15 for throwing bricks at the pub they used to meet in, does that count?

I'm trying to think of things that make me sound TUFF.

Both are true tho.

[Ghost1]

Tell evsryone about the butt stuff witty

[Geno]

as for the whole penis thing Witty and uh-oh

man, worst dick story i have is this..
i was shaving and trimming up my facial hair. decided i wanted to make the rest of my body nice and smooth for the ladies/or the one i was with at the time anyway. i decided to remove the guard from my beard and mustache trimmer, (i kept one for facial and one for body hair guys) so that i could get a nice low cut on my everything from neck down.

the shape up job was going well until i came to the below the belt area. without getting to much into details here on a prominantly male board.. the no guard clippers pinched me somehwere rather sharply and cause a lot of bleeding.

the bleeding wouldnt stop. i had to litterally go to the hospital because i thought i sliced a bad vein or something. told the nurse that i cut my dick off with my clippers -should have seen the look on her face. they immediately took me in the back. by the time the doctor showed up -the bleeding had stopped though from applying pressure with whatever the nurse had given me a towel or something. it was pretty much just embarrassing all the way around.

[Witty]

yea witty that happened to me too, not on my dick but my PUBIS region. thought i had herpes. it was unpoppable tho, like the size of a pencil eraser, like a BOIL.

turns out it was an ingrown hair tho, ended up LANCING IT and it was all blood tho. i was expecting nastiness like puss and shit. but nah.

and i posted on PR about it i'm sure.

I'M OPEN WITH MY LIFE.

thats why i despise aliases and weirdo shit. just be yourselves

Lmao, I remember mine vividly, I was about 14, I was in my room with this girl I was seeing, the growth had been going for a couple of weeks, I tried ignoring it and it only entered my mind when I was pissing. It scared me, I was a young and foolish child, I genuinely thought it was aids dick Bagsworth Bentley Batty anime_boners (where did he go? :( ) so anyway me and this girl were kissing or something and my dick got hard and then I felt liquid running down it, so I ran to the bathroom and it had burst and I just stood above the toilet, looking at my penis seeping with puss, and it looked like it was crying, it looked sad...and I nearly cried too.

[Witty]

Genocide I read 'I was shaving' and stopped...I will read further if you can guarantee your story does not involve a mutilated penis.

I just can't.

[Ghost1]

I immediately regret questionimg the credibility of the posts itt

Please go back to robbing people fuckin bitches an beatin people up


Smh. Repulsive bros.

[Witty]

I immediately regret questionimg the credibility of the posts itt

Please go back to robbing people fuckin bitches an beatin people up


Smh. Repulsive bros.

bitch plz.

acting like your dick been perfect ur whole life.

I'M FUCKING ON TO YOU.

[Ghost1]

No bro. I have dark dick tales.

But tell them.about the butt stuff witty.....tell them

[Witty]

No bro. I have dark dick tales.

But tell them.about the butt stuff witty.....tell them

But...I don't want to.

I'm scared.

:(

[big baby]

bbixihio got gud 1

[uh-oh]

if you havent caught loose nutsack skin in a pair of hair/beard clippers i don't trust you as a man

[Hush]

if you havent caught loose nutsack skin in a pair of hair/beard clippers i don't trust you as a man

Lol fact

But yo i been 100 in this thread
Whoever lying shame on u

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lmaooo. This conversation should not be had.

I'm pretty sure every niggas clipped their dick and/or balls unless you're a redneck faggot who doesn't manscape.

[TYSON]

Fun facts

[Vulgar]

I used to steal Sir Arthur Conan Doyle short stories and use them for my 8th grade language arts class.

[big baby]

lol @ vulgar biting his whole life

[Batty]

When the discussion reaches the DOGS AND PEANUT BUTTER territory, somebody mention me and I will be back.

[Badweather]

I gave my dog steroids for itchiness, using peanut butter on a spoon
Batty

[sral]

I forever keep it a pound with you all, I shit myself at last years office Christmas party... I'd had bubbleguts ALL FUCKING DAY but been toilet so many times I thought it was finished by the night time. We had all gone to this fancy place/hotel where the theme was Mouiin Rouge so everyone dressed like a slut or a boss, right?

after the main meal, I went to go outside for a cigarette, realised I had none so I started walking to find a store... Walked maybe ten minutes from the place, decided to give up and turn round (it was December, cold, all the work peeps were back there) when I started feeling another toilet trip coming on...

Felt like the world wanted to squeeze it's way out my ass...

I started walking back quickly, trying to make it to he venue and toilets inside...

A little bit came out, not much, I figured I'd just throw my boxers off in a bin in the bathroom once back... CARRY ON AND ENJOY MY NIGHT...

Then a little more squeaked out, my stomachs going crazy at this point, wanting to release EVERYTHING at once, but I'm resisting... MY STOMACHS GROWLING LIKE FUCK at this point

Then suddenly BOOM! the red seas were done parting, out it came like a gushing biblical downpour or runny soft shit... I didn't know what to do, I had to get back to the venue as I didn't know any of these street names etc... My phone is going crazy at this point, everyone's ringing me from the party to find out we're I was! FUCK!

Eventually I get to the venue and call Mrs Lars (who's at home) tell her to call me a cab and explain what's happened to her... The cab eventually arrives, I sit in the back --- silent ---- like a peado file who has just been arrested... I didn't speak for the entire journey home! I'm sat in back with this waft of stale odourous shit and nowhere to look but at the back of the seat infront of me wondering what i'm gonna do/say if he brings up the fact his car stinks to high heavens of my faeces looooooool

The smell of my own shit filled the cab. The guy must have known. he just has to have known. it was blatabntly obvious. lol I was in a suit stinking of ass and diarrhoea. Disgusting. He drops me home after like a 30 min journey and I'm like... "Cheers mate!" Exiting politely, as you do

I get in my own front door, relieved as FUCK, thinking ive made it and escaped the worst situation of my entire life... and my mother in law and wife's best friend have come over to say hello to Mrs Lars... Worst night in a while I swear to you hahaha!

[sral]

damn okay, on the estate where I grew up (not naming where) theres a heavy gang presence. you get taken in by the elders when you're like... 10 maybe? and you become part of the MF Juniors. The older guys look out for you, give you money to run errands, pick up a package at place A and take it place B, if you have any shit the elders sort it out. Everyone knows everyone from the block. The MF crew are slightly older than the juniors, say 15-20, they do the most dirt. Petty theft of quad bikes, cars, weed grows, break ins - most shit you can think up. The majority of them either have minor charges or zero. Anyway above them is the MF Seniors, made up of twenty year olds to mid twenties etc. these guys are the OGs if you like, they call the shots, everyone beneath them reports to these guys, you don't act unless they say so. That's the environment I use to fuck with, ended up in a turf war or sorts between us and rivals across the city. I got mixed up in a crazy confrontation one day, maybe ten or more of us either side? this one dude in particular got the better of me, had me pinned down, put a knife into my mouth sideways then punched down onto it. I've facial scars across my mouth, upper and lower, that's why I grow my beard out to cover them. You can see them if you find any pics/vids where I'm clean shaven. I took 126 stitches, inside and out, to fix my face. I had a huge blood clot in my mouth that I thought was part of my tongue as it was happening, kept shit in my mouth the whole time. Eventually one of my boys saw what was happening, hit the guy to get him off me, then once I was up I stamped down on his windpipe and he needed reconstructive surgery as a result. Crazy shit. My boy who saved me is my best man at my wedding in 2 1/2 weeks. Friend for fucking life, that's my blood, I'd literally kill for him. Don't ever think I'm soft, I got heart like a motherfucker. I'm not proud of it, I was a teenager then, I've moved out to the sticks here now a world away from where I grew up but it's just the other side of town, the difference between the two areas is insane. that's on my wife

old pic, but you can see the fold/scar to the left side of this pic/right side of my face

the same scar runs to past the bottom of my lip on the left side my face (in the pic) - its fainter, but you can make out the slight pink colour difference

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/281319_10150735250440580_4396171_n.jpg

no idea what i was doing here lol the cut to my bottom lip is clearer in this one though

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/36185_439520536323_5748822_n.jpg

[sral]

fuck it, i'll go in...

when i was deep into addiction, my one boy worked as manager at a charity shop. we'd be doing lines at his place of work all day in the office, my boy MMLP will vouch

we set up a fake raffle the one day, i was on the till charging ppl £1 a strip... we collected up like £40-50 over the course of a day and spent the whole lot on drugs that evening

he announced the winner at his work the next day, said some old bitch volunteer had won and gave her a giant teddy bear someone had donated to them

thats got to be one of my lowest points ever

emb chills just writing it

[sral]

not me, but another friend of mine, when we were like 13-14 used to mess around with this dirty chick

just feeling her boobs and fingering her, light kiddie shit...

anyway they used to go down this place that was like an old sewage works with tunnels

he told me they were down there this one day and he was fingering fuck outta here with the quickness, his hand slipped out and dipped into the sewage beneath them

he continued to finger this broad regardless like fuck it, thought nothing of it

YEARS AND YEARS later im talking now, we hear this bitch has developed cysts on her ovaries and all sorts of shit lol

she goes to the docs because of the pain and has no idea whats up... ends up needing a hysterectomy or some shit where they remove all her reproductive organs and tell her she will never be able to have kids

to this DAY I still clown him saying he's the reason she can never reproduce loooooool

theres only about 3-4 of us who know that tale

straight nasty shit yo ahahahahahaha

[boof]

i pee'd the bed til i was 12

:(

[illergicreaxion]

i have hpv.

[Geno]

lmao

yo that raffle idea was funny as fuck. the teddy bear giveaway was a smooth cover to

but that chick your talking about sraL.. you realize that could be from anything, typically bitches get cysts because someone with the herpee symplex (@HRP to thread, discuss your true nature?)

basically what i mean to say is that it may not have been caused by your boy -but thats a fucked up move he made lmao. damn. no telling what kind of fucking disease and bacteria was in that system. coming from sewer installation and manhole and tappping into pre existing sewers as a career -i know how fucking nasty the shit is. and wow

but she may just have maintained her sluttiness throughout life and ran the wrong dick up in her shit.

i wouldnt feel to bad about that one.
thanks for your honesty though lol

[Geno]

word at illergic.
a lot of people have that shit. it can still show up even if your just a carrier and it isnt active. the percentage of americans who have hpv is extremely high. i just found out about some people i know have it and it sounds scary until you actually research it. its not as bad as it sounds.

appreciate you coming out with this. if yours is active and effects you in a bad way -there are clinics and places that can help you man. look into it if necessary.

for the most part though -i believe guys mostly just CARRY and distribute this disease.. its usually not active in men. just carriers and trransmitters

its good to know though, because if your with a woman you really love and care about -that shit can destroy her ovaries and really be bad for the woman. make sure your careful about who you sleep with. the worst feeling i could ever think of would be to transmit a disease that really hurts the person you love and know that its your fault. wow

espescially having to stand by and watch it get worse- if that were the case. all the while knowing you could have prevented it smh

[illergicreaxion]

problem is... im a virgin.

[Geno]

well, thats possible also. with hpv.

you dont have to be sexually active to get it. i know this for a fact. because a family member of mine has it and they couldnt believe it. thats when they found out you dont have to have sex to get it

you aint no fucking virgin man, and if you were. i wouldnt say its a problem. i would say go get laid. fuck it. RUBBER UP

[illergicreaxion]

lmao... you'd think after all these years you'd know to take absolutely nothing i say seriously.

[Geno]

lmao.
this is the wrong thread for that brosemmitti sam
lmmfao. glad you made it to the .org though.
fucking good to see you

when we getting on an audio together man?

[illergicreaxion]

whenever man... i didnt read anything in the thread... just saw you started it. blahahha... this site always in the witness relocation program smh.

[Geno]

blahaha. no bs
yo -go to my other thread and lets have this conversation about audio

here..http://netcees.org/showthread.php?p=470369#post470369

[Vulgar]

lol @ vulgar biting his whole life

Aww u mad my g?

[StarFaggot]

I used one of Strikta's lines in a live freestyle battle.

[Geno]

wow
damn vulgar. that dissapoints, you were young man.
wish you wouldve never done that though. i can honestly say ive never intentionally used someone elses concepts. not with the knowledge that they used it first.

everything ive ever written has always been to my knowledge -original. unique to me

i should hope that you see the wrong in this vulgar, espescially since its the second revealing of you bting from someone. i can understand your love for the art and wanting to be accepted -but using other peoples stuff to gain acceptance will never bring you the happiness that originality in your work would bring you.

your a beast writer from what i know.. i just hope its all your shit man lol. you make me wonder now

and aero -i thats just fucked up man.
good to see you can own up to your bs

[big baby]

Aww u mad my g?

im mad , w0t? dat U have a root of insecurity in UR own self wurf dating BAK to prepubescency and even most recently and compland abooot UR lak of gettin laid???

of course not

but U have rapist spelled all ova U lmao fuCKA vulgah the rapist lmao!!!!

now get the FUCK Out of my office.

[Vulgar]

im mad , w0t? dat U have a root of insecurity in UR own self wurf dating BAK to prepubescency and even most recently and compland abooot UR lak of gettin laid???

of course not

but U have rapist spelled all ova U lmao fuCKA vulgah the rapist lmao!!!!

now get the FUCK Out of my office.

I will rape ur soul

seek quiet excursions on a dirt road called loneliness

You will not find refuge here, Randolph.

[PancakeBrah]

His name his Hanz, actually.

[Vulgar]

Dooly noted.

[Witty]

We are all insecure.

Of course we are.

We have been judged since childhood.

Our spirits that once soared free, riding the zephyr of opportunity, basking in the glow of unlimited potential, now forced to the ground by the weight of opinions and expectations

How could we not be insecure?

[Ghost1]

Repped^

(Still aids dick death hopeful for u)

[Geno]

word, thats a solid thought witty

who wants to make this a 100 post thread!?!?!?!

your up!

[big baby]

wit and bag U dis cloze 2 gettin etha'ed

stay en YA FUCKA lane

[Geno]

BB for 100 responses in this thread. outstanding SIR!

[Witty]

wit and bag U dis cloze 2 gettin etha'ed

stay en YA FUCKA lane

bb y????

I love u :(

[Pharaohs Army]

I'll give the short version and a long version

In highschool me and a few friends tied an empty soda can to a string and hid around a corner, and had an old "can-lady"... or "bag-lady", w/e, bending down and chasing it. She eventually caught on, and stopped... but definitely a "couple tries" of bending down and pursuing it on the string. Ha. ha. It was funny thinking it up, and constructing the can/string, and the thrill of "the hunt" and getting the fish to chase the worm so to speak. BUT, it's a horrible thing to do to a human being.
---

If this was like, a mean-ass male motherfucker who screamed at us I probably wouldn't have felt bad at all. But... she was just an older woman with strange clothing and thin hair. The fact that she didn't get mad or mumble something like "god damn kids.." that's what got me.
The utter humanity. Because her reaction was at first embarrassment, a flush face. And rather than anger or sadness a small smirk cracked from the side of her mouth. Without saying it she was kind of saying "ha. yep. joke's on me; ya got me. I'm dirty and spend my day collecting empty cans on the street and inside of garbage receptacles. So really, why exactly should I consider this an epic failure my part? Really.How much worse does this make my day? Look at these kids. Having a ruse. Albeit mean-spirited. They are innocent. I was a kid once. Sure, some life choices led to where I'm at. But also a string of very bad incidents that were beyond my control. I hope no unexpected tragedies befall these youngsters-- WHO TOOK MY FIVE CENTS!"
(I actually don't remember if we left the can or not).
I'm not proud of this.

[Geno]

this isnt that bad man. i dont think so anyway -just a couple kids having fun. the old woman won this battle after all -she didnt feel bad out of it obviously, but instead probably got a well needed smile from it. even if only inside of her head. you guys have to share the regret of fucking with her -but in all reality it may have made her day lol

[sral]

lmao

yo that raffle idea was funny as fuck. the teddy bear giveaway was a smooth cover to

but that chick your talking about sraL.. you realize that could be from anything, typically bitches get cysts because someone with the herpee symplex (@HRP to thread, discuss your true nature?)

basically what i mean to say is that it may not have been caused by your boy -but thats a fucked up move he made lmao. damn. no telling what kind of fucking disease and bacteria was in that system. coming from sewer installation and manhole and tappping into pre existing sewers as a career -i know how fucking nasty the shit is. and wow

but she may just have maintained her sluttiness throughout life and ran the wrong dick up in her shit.

i wouldnt feel to bad about that one.
thanks for your honesty though lol


ahahahha honestly I give no fucks bout that bitch, its just funny as fuck to have that to hold over him imo

that's real shit

[Fig]

I jack off so much, I coughed and ruptured my dick head

[Geno]

damn son
but hey. put the lotion down man, your killing yourself lmao

[Fig]

I inflated a bitch through the ass with jizz. No I didn't.

I came inside a bitch then crawled up inside her and snatched that nut back! No I didn't.

I took your dads virginity (yes you) with your mom's cock. That one is true ish

[Wise Wiggles]

I've shouted "FAT ASS!" At overweight people while driving by them.. Been weighing pretty heavy on my conscious..

[Geno]

Was this an action that became of road rage.. Or just simple hatred towards heavy heffalump types Wise Wiggles

[El Muffin]

Somebody walked in on me jacking off when I was offshore..right when I was busting a nut. Lol