swab test tomar wish me luck

[...the Nagger]

I got an interview at Lowe's tomar

After some research (i called Lowes acting like I was conducting a survey) I discovered that they do a swab test

I'm smoking a blunt one right, its my last one. I just copped some Listerine, imma use half the bottle and brush my mouth like a mug, I'll let y'all know the results

Its gonna work tho. Imma get this seasonal job and eventually complete my plan to take over

Aero don't joke me bro. I know I'm broke but this second job should help !e for now. I'm gonna be my own boss in two years

[Diode]

from NASA to Lowes

dirt gonna dirt

[Strikta]

That won't work.

[Hush]

from NASA to Lowes

dirt gonna dirt

Fucking long gone


Troll thread tho

[Diode]

That won't work.

thread is now dirt person approved

congrats eddie

look at the company you keep

smh

[Geno]

lmfao
eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind
lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy

good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol

[Diode]

lmfao
eddy on that strikta move with some clorox mouthwash in mind
lmfao -they gonna look in your mouth and see all albino toungue and shit like who the fuck is this guy

good luck with that -id have to bet against you though lol

ALWAYS BET AGAINST EDDIE LOL

[veritas]

ITT: DIODE ACCEPTS HIS MILLION DOLLAR MAN HEEL CHARACTER.

[Diode]

ITT: DIODE ACCEPTS HIS MILLION DOLLAR MAN HEEL CHARACTER.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4051161/million-dollar-man-laugh-o.gif

[Inno]

you can cut the thr distain diode has for eddie itt

[Ghost1]

Lol dead@debiase gif


Also munster....we dont acknowledge aero any longer.


Good luk on ur swab test boss.

[StarFaggot]

Props to the notion of being your own boss in a couple of years. Long as you working there's no shame in it.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works.




Let me know if it's true.

[Diode]

I heard rinsing your mouth with hydrogen peroxide works.




Let me know if it's true.

that what u do when some of the cum gets in your mouth??

[Destroyer]

huzzah!

[Mutilate]

Blowin down a blunt thinking of the swab test
My life's a mess but momma always said I was the best
Check the fresh, the steeze. that's leaking off of me
She on her knees, I scream. suck me suck me pleeeeaaase
Parking lot at lowes snorting roxy up my nose FUCK I got powder on my clothes oh well it's time to go.
I'ma G check this Boss, b
Wrist and neck floss-y
Downed a bottle of listerine this morning so get off me

I'm 40 without a pension
them stories done got me pissed & I'm mourning a family victim
who's soaring on clouds of wisdom
as I'm pouring out my Guinness
Well I'm not sure on how to end this

[Strikta]

Smh.

[Mutilate]

They need janitors too, to clean and handle the poo
The way I dismantle a broom is considered a scandle my dude
I grip the mop and flip the top of some soap dispenser
I'll leave you broke and injured if you flop on my wax coat you ginger
Scrubbing toilets gots ya boy lit, who knew I could get this high
Playing scratch and sniff with crusty stains I shouldn't rub my eye
Working side by side teeny boppers just isn't proper
Sweat beading on my neck, it's greasy. locked in my closet with a pet zucchini
Looking extra creepy.
In a stretched bikini.

[Mutilate]

This isn't the cypher? My bad

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

You gay as fuck diode.

[Diode]

You gay as fuck diode.

Straighter'n you are, gloss.

[Certain]

Diode as Ted Dibiase makes so much sense.

[...the Nagger]

Just had my interview

Killed that shit. Got the boss rl blazer on nigga I'm fresh

They said I take the swab test after I get offered the job tho. I know I am tho. I was a good negro and this job does not conflict with my work schedule. He said its gonna be close to 40 hours too each week

[Allen Knight]

http://i.minus.com/ibAAbKll9Mxbm.gif

[boof]

wait what? you're tryna smoke the day before a swab test and think listernine gonna fix that shit?

did I miss something

[Diode]

wait what? you're tryna smoke the day before a swab test and think listernine gonna fix that shit?

did I miss something

it's an eddie troll thread

[...the Nagger]

wait what? you're tryna smoke the day before a swab test and think listernine gonna fix that shit?

did I miss something

yea, imma pass the test. It's destiny I have too much faith

[Strikta]

Let us know how it goes, brother.

[Diode]

yea, imma pass the test. It's destiny I have too much faith

does it hurt you to know that you can't put an admin on ignore

for my next trick maybe i will make it so my posts are the only ones you see

[...the Nagger]

Will do Strikta

[Suthaveli]

But.. I thought you were a fellow electrical engineered my nicca?
What part of the game is this?

[uh-oh]

i want to put forward a petition passing ownership of netcees from diode to eddie da god

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Diode thirsty as fuck

You a lame faggot bro. Getting keys to NC was a lifetime accomplishment for you, wasn't it? You waited years for this moment and are happier then a pig in shit aren't you? You lame faggot, abusing the priveledges to edit post and change names. You got an inferiority complex, son. It's obvious by your lame rebuttals.

"Does it make you angry knowing you can't ignore a admin"

That nigga don't give a fuck about you faggot.

inferiority complex ass nigga.

You can edit my post as well pussy.

You will forever be a lame faggot.

And this is why...

You feel the need to brag about shit to other worthless bum niggas on a website and post of pictures of shit that don't matter. Is this your social network? Is this your Facebook?

FOH faggot nigga. Edit y post like I know you will, pussy.

[Inno]

Diode reaching hard for eddies attention

Ohh yeaj nigga you cant put me on ignore
I own the ignore button!!!!!

You hear me eddie....ITS MINE MINE MINE!!!!

[...the Nagger]

But.. I thought you were a fellow electrical engineered my nicca?
What part of the game is this?

I still got my job. But why do you ignore my madden invites. U scary.

I was in DC two weeks ago too at the heat wizards game, wish I could have been up here to tell y'all niggas. Took my girl to stadium she never been to a strip club

[Ghost1]

Diode thirsty as fuck

You a lame faggot bro. Getting keys to NC was a lifetime accomplishment for you, wasn't it? You waited years for this moment and are happier then a pig in shit aren't you? You lame faggot, abusing the priveledges to edit post and change names. You got an inferiority complex, son. It's obvious by your lame rebuttals.

"Does it make you angry knowing you can't ignore a admin"

That nigga don't give a fuck about you faggot.

inferiority complex ass nigga.

You can edit my post as well pussy.

You will forever be a lame faggot.

And this is why...

You feel the need to brag about shit to other worthless bum niggas on a website and post of pictures of shit that don't matter. Is this your social network? Is this your Facebook?

FOH faggot nigga. Edit y post like I know you will, pussy.

Not sure which one of ur clutch replys to hit u with


tldr?

Or

oh u mad


lol

i read it....an..well


u mad. As fuck. Lmao. Lol i said lol.this man SEETHING.

[Suthaveli]

I still got my job. But why do you ignore my madden invites. U scary.

I was in DC two weeks ago too at the heat wizards game, wish I could have been up here to tell y'all niggas. Took my girl to stadium she never been to a strip club

Mah nicca, that don't even be me on. I haveca bunch of mooching bottom feeding fam members in my house. I'm either workin or out & about. Lmk when you head up bmore tho

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Not mad loser, found it funny this nigga thirsty for another nigga attention.

And the fact without the ignore button, he still igg'n him tho lol.

Again, @bags you thirsty for my attention and like an idiot I give it too you, lol.

Well played, sir. Well played.

[Diode]

Diode thirsty as fuck

You a lame faggot bro. Getting keys to NC was a lifetime accomplishment for you, wasn't it? You waited years for this moment and are happier then a pig in shit aren't you? You lame faggot, abusing the priveledges to edit post and change names. You got an inferiority complex, son. It's obvious by your lame rebuttals.

"Does it make you angry knowing you can't ignore a admin"

That nigga don't give a fuck about you faggot.

inferiority complex ass nigga.

You can edit my post as well pussy.

You will forever be a lame faggot.

And this is why...

You feel the need to brag about shit to other worthless bum niggas on a website and post of pictures of shit that don't matter. Is this your social network? Is this your Facebook?

FOH faggot nigga. Edit y post like I know you will, pussy.

you sound salty.

i just bought a dehydrator. may i use you to make beef jerky with?

i only need a pound of flesh or so.

[Diode]

Diode reaching hard for eddies attention

Ohh yeaj nigga you cant put me on ignore
I own the ignore button!!!!!

You hear me eddie....ITS MINE MINE MINE!!!!

thats more vince mcmahon

im ted dibiase

get with the program

[uh-oh]

i circumvented the site

diode is on my ignore list until he pays eddie the 180 he owes him lmao

[Diode]

this is me caring

i owe that lying piece of raisin shit nothing

nada zip zero

i love that you believe a dude who claims to be a nasa engineer applying to lowes to work his way to the top and become the gm of the store

thats really great for you

uhoh the king of awesome decisions

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Lol @ gloss tag.

[Inno]

Diode just pay the man clearly the nigga needs it

you probably dont

Thats very selfish diode

[Diode]

Diode just pay the man clearly the nigga needs it

you probably dont

Thats very selfish diode

you need a dick but i ain't giving you one

everybody has a price

everybody's gotta pay

[El Muffin]

Tag glooory

[Dope girl]

,.....she's hot

[Ghost1]

Ur titties look sweaty

[Dope girl]

Hello the minter, how are u doing what is new love

[Dope girl]

I mean munter

[...the Nagger]

That's not delicious girl. Why y'all be Fuckin wit me