I was a Butler yesterday. Social anxiety prevented me from approaching the retarded girl. She stared me down all night as she chewed on her linen napkin

[Fig]

In bitter, self-aware hatred

[Ghost1]

Ur gonna be a serial killer wen u grow up

[Certain]

You should have taken her to her bedroom, thrown a quick punch to the soft spot on her head and used her weighted blanket to prevent her from struggling.

[PancakeBrah]

Wow that was dark.

[Fig]

Ur gonna be a serial killer wen u grow up

Yeah you're the first one im going to kill

Honestly, I'd be doing it as a friend.

[Ghost1]

Shut ur mexo samaurai lookin lonely ass up

[Witty]

There's definitely a sarcastic comment to be made about something itt, I can feel it, but i am too exhausted to see it...i'll come back in the morning.

[dead man]

She's just a human being like you or me

Grow up

[Wise Wiggles]

Sounds like a porn set

[Fig]

Shut ur mexo samaurai lookin lonely ass up

I was wrong. We can never be friends. You're too fat. And ugly.

[Witty]

Fig I thought Certain raised you better than this.