So yo muff

[Hush]

Sup w the boat
Pics tho


Or u know

[El Muffin]

I'm home

I'll post a new pic for pic battle but what is it you want me to do?

Post a thread with a portfolio?

Relax

I stopped beating that drum along time ago

[Split Eight]

Lmao

what a coincidence!!!

Inb4 not a single picture was taken during the 18 month journey on the USS Masterbatorium

Inb4 interweps obsessively combed for illicit mass piratage of data via 300KB pictures by the Steamboat Willy NSA so the shale rakers can send important oil schematics over WiFi

Inb4 Muffs' petrlonelyum production schedule is permanently determined by his need for excuses to duck

Inb4 no pictures at home either bc friends deathly allergic to sepia filters

[Ghost1]

Post a pic with a girl muff u forever alone fagot

As promised

[Mutilate]

This will never happen.

[El Muffin]

Lmao

what a coincidence!!!

Inb4 not a single picture was taken during the 18 month journey on the USS Masterbatorium

Inb4 interweps obsessively combed for illicit mass piratage of data via 300KB pictures by the Steamboat Willy NSA so the shale rakers can send important oil schematics over WiFi

Inb4 Muffs' petrlonelyum production schedule is permanently determined by his need for excuses to duck

Inb4 no pictures at home either bc friends deathly allergic to sepia filters

Your implying that I'm lying about our multimedia policy?

Dude if you do the most cursory inquiry ULL find out that it's standard. I'm sure I could find a url or something. But that's besides the point.



Like I said..I'll post a new pic for a pic battle but I am not making a thread w/ 10 pics. Like creating my own roast thread.

Suck my dick n die

[Diode]

where your ladyfriend tho

[El Muffin]

Only part tht bothers me is split genuinely thinks I'm lying about going offshore n the network restrictions.

That's why when some of u would post pics a few months ago thru social networking sites...I was in the thread looking at a fucking red or blk box

[El Muffin]

where your ladyfriend tho

I'm single admittedly?

my priorities are set elsewhere..not even home long enough to start "seriously" trying to date yknow?

I'm home 2 wks

Work 4-5

Not really grounds to cultivate a relationship?

I pretty much just try to fk Sutton I'm familiar w/ when I get home

[Hush]

U made a lot of big claims when u was on the boat



Sad to see u was wolfin


I thought u was a real one muff
Guess not

[Diode]

so theres no pics then muff

not 1?

[El Muffin]

Ay hush rns

like srsly tho

When u trapped on the boat doin nothing but gwapping..u speculate on all the awesome shit ur gona buy n what ur going to Do. I mean..lol its human nature.

but then u get home n realize u can't even remotely live like that yknow what I mean?

Expenses. Fuck

But yo..yeah I had some grandiose ideas.

But IOno WHAT the fuck I was thinking about trying to finance a new challenger

I'm not ready hush

There's ur honesty

[El Muffin]

I'm prone to embellishing things.

Lol I did one hitch n was already talking about looking forward to this and that..this and that

Gotta slowwwww dowwwwn

[El Muffin]

so theres no pics then muff

not 1?

I'll post a fresh one for a pic battle.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Booooo

[El Muffin]

I never quite understood why out of all people. .you guys choose me to post pics in all these scenarios... i.e hey no post one w/ a girl. Naw that's ur sis. Now post one of your friends.

It just facinates me how yall approach this when plenty of yall posted just one pic or none at all.

Not ^u guys. (Diode,hush,)

But in general. .why am I held to such high standards

Aren't I Masaii or summat Yall were sayin?

Smh

My guys

[El Muffin]

I 5hought it was important yall finally knew what I looked like rather than being a anon avatar

Yall stay up

1

[Split Eight]

http://oilpro.com/q/1416/do-offshore-rigs-have-cell-phone-service-wifi-board

>12 years ago no one had cell or Internet service
>almost everywhere has cell data & public wifi
>porn and torrents are banned
>some companies ban use for inter-rig communication
>>if you have access you have access
>>Muff boards through the nether bc he can complain about not having access to the Internet while he doesn't have access to the Internet

[El Muffin]

Nah srs.

I would go to facebook.Com split and it would say

Access Denied

Your network administrator or w/e has blocked all sites in category Social Networking

Shit I couldn't even look up shit for video games

I'm deadddd fucking serious

[El Muffin]

Once u have access u have access

BULLSHIT

THERE IS NO AAY IN HELL U CAN WATCH PORN VIA WIFI OFF SHORE..

SWHY THERES A BLK MRKET FOR PRON ON A BOAT NIGGA

TRUST I AM NOT LYING TO U

[Badweather]

You don't owe any of these dudes an explanation, Muff

[Split Eight]

Gonna teach you a trick everyone in high school knows [that we told you about during the last Crusade For Muff's Virginity]

1) put an "s" after "http"
2) Google 'free web proxy' & use one
3) ask literally anyone born after 1986
4) Google "how to access facebook blocked"
5) get a tutor to get you up to 1st grade equivalency

[El Muffin]

"Internet connection greatly depends on connection between platform and onshore. Deepwater platform, far from shore, internet mostly reserved for Operations."

Exactly what I've been saying.

The bandwidth fluctuates..what we can and what we can't do is constantly changed.

For example..some of my predecessors say they used to be able to Skype n shit. To my knowledge, as long as I have been working for this particular company on this drill shipp? Nigga U ain't social networking NOOOOKKTHIN

[Diode]

I'm prone to embellishing things.

Lol I did one hitch n was already talking about looking forward to this and that..this and that

Gotta slowwwww dowwwwn

undeleted this for you boo

[Mutilate]

It's called trolling muff and you fall perfectly for it every time.

We don't care wether or not you post a pic. At least not me. But it's fun to bug you about it every so often because you get so into it and invest emotionally into it.

So are you gonna post a pic or not brah

[Split Eight]

If you can access Netcees

You can access Facebook

If you can access Google

You can access Facebook

Bandwidth doesn't know what you're using it for brah

[Diode]

We

Not going to let you get away with this.

You are not 'we'

[El Muffin]

Gonna teach you a trick everyone in high school knows [that we told you about during the last Crusade For Muff's Virginity]

1) put an "s" after "http"
2) Google 'free web proxy' & use one
3) ask literally anyone born after 1986
4) Google "how to access facebook blocked"
5) get a tutor to get you up to 1st grade equivalency

you just don't understand

MULTIMEDIA POLICY

they have 1 guy employed solely to monitor data

N ppl have been fired for multimedia policy infractions.

N the reasons are vast. Diverse. Petty.

Not going to happen to me.

Split ur not regisering.

I said it's policy so ur advice was to find some loophole.

These is Chevron

They aren't idiots

[El Muffin]

If you can access Netcees

You can access Facebook

If you can access Google

You can access Facebook

Bandwidth doesn't know what you're using it for brah

Not true.

I could access nc but no Facebook

I swear to u. On the lime lol

I could access netcees. but not gamefaqs.Com

thought that was odd because there's no vids on that site..just script

[El Muffin]

You don't owe any of these dudes an explanation, Muff

Yeah, I know.

I'm under the impression split really thinks otherwise

SPLIT

I'M FOR REAL DOE DAWGGY I'M SURE U KNO I'M BEIN 100 W/ U RIGHT NOW

I'm starting to think it varies depending on what ship ur on...and what operations are taking place. Alot of variables

But I never been on one where u could access fb.

srs

[El Muffin]

undeleted this for you boo

oh, my soul n how it hurts to see u slight me so

u fker

[Split Eight]

you just don't understand

MULTIMEDIA POLICY

they have 1 guy employed solely to monitor data

N ppl have been fired for multimedia policy infractions.

N the reasons are vast. Diverse. Petty.

Not going to happen to me.

Split ur not regisering.

I said it's policy so ur advice was to find some loophole.

These is Chevron

They aren't idiots

So it's completely within policy to be on Netcees 6 hours a day


I'm not sure you realize how these jobs work

Network administrators live for computers and the Internet dude. If there is a WiFi Hall Monitor- which there is not- they, like everyone else in the dept( pobably log like 9 hours on reddit a day, and would rather sleuth out every thing about your internet usage- things you could never hope to conceal- for the sake of avoiding boredom

But in fact the things that are important to the company are not you siphoning 100MB of data against company policy, but the general upkeep of their networks and extremely high maintenance communication systems regarding NOT WIFI


Stop feigning ignorance of the reality of the situation because no one is stupid enough to sign up to be a fucking roughneck in 2015


LITERALLY NO COMPANIES ENABLE WORLD WIDE WEB ACCESS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY DISALLOWING ANYONE FROM ACCESSING THE WORLD WIDE WEB

WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOMETHING NO ONE CAN USE. HOW COULD ANY COMPANY BE SO INCOMPETENT AT POLICY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING SS REGIME STATUS ABOUT ENFORCING THEIR POLICIES

NEWSFLASH: OIL COMPANIES MAKE MONEH BECAUSE THEYRE NOT DUMB

COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT DOESNT HAVE WWW ACCESS YOU DIP

[El Muffin]

I'm not feigning ignorance of anything split.

I'm just telling you what I experienced .

I don't care about all the stuff yr saying to justify ur novel.

I'm telling u what happened.

Your acting like your omnipotent when it comes to this.

What your saying makes sense. But then tell me how/why it was like THAT for me.

Be a u


Im not proficient in interwebz u cud easily point out a lie. I'm not that foolish. I'm just telling u how it was man

Jesus. Hrist

[Hush]

Ay hush rns

like srsly tho

When u trapped on the boat doin nothing but gwapping..u speculate on all the awesome shit ur gona buy n what ur going to Do. I mean..lol its human nature.

but then u get home n realize u can't even remotely live like that yknow what I mean?

Expenses. Fuck

But yo..yeah I had some grandiose ideas.

But IOno WHAT the fuck I was thinking about trying to finance a new challenger

I'm not ready hush

There's ur honesty


This was too real

Salute tbh
I can't even hate

[Split Eight]

Yo you're ducking posting a pic


I can't post a pic either because picture fairies stole all my pixels

I know you aren't gonna believe me in just telling u my experience

Sware on the line geeen

[El Muffin]

sure, I'm ducking posting a bunch of pics in a thread. That much is true

I see the condescending tone came out..which unfortunately means we are finished here

but I never lied to u itt

Keep that in mind guy while ur googling "offshore network restrictions " like it doesn't vary from ship to ship.

Your smart but your obviously missing something in regards to this convo

B3cause everything I said was honest to god truth kid

I'm now looking at your url u submitted and trying to figure out what the deal is.

Because you make sense.
Alot of it actually.

[El Muffin]

Ur pulling a cake right now aren't u

[Split Eight]

Not tryna debate Chevron Offshore Employee Code (which doesn't mention social media, but expressly forbids porn of all kinds), But I do know a bunch of Petroleum Engineers who got in the biz for the $120K starting salary and hen I hear about their misadventures when they're stranded in the Gulf of Frostcock for 20 months at a time

I just don't get why you'd break rules out of convenience (porn trading) and refuse to break other supposed rules bc everything is at stake (using the Internet for what the Internet is provided to you for)

we're saying this was your crutch for not posting a picture when u were on blast in Disc for 5 weeks

like oh man I would if I could! I'm being 100! You got me fucked up bros

Now you can & the song changed to nah I'm certified but I'm not gonna post pics until there's a pic battle, saving my ammo, why would I have anything to prove to anyone?

Because u said u did & ur defense against like 10 people claiming u were shitting up Disc bc this is your only activity

so it's clear in both cases that u are just making excuses like u got something to hide & all the bullshit people piled on top of you when you *couldnt* post pics is because it would end u

like how ur facebook had all your pics! It's blocked! Then Bags detectived you & it turns out its deactivated, ie you got no pics, nah you do its on ANOTHER facebook no one can see

you've bulit this elaborate case for urself that seems like it would hold water but can't be verified & you've misplaced everu drop of moisture in 1200 square miles


& what it all boils down to is that you're either a coward for adamantly lying through your teeth with total conviction bc nothing can be proved, & now it can and you just aren't gonna

or you're a coward because the whole site got you too shook to put a pic up


it's an issue because you paraded it around for so long & now it's swept under the rug


If I didn't have a race Saturday I can barely afford I'd bet you PayPal dollars you couldn't put up pics that don't involve bunk beds, solitude, and heavily stained undershirts

bc that's the only conclusion you left us

either you're telling the truth & ducking or you're lying & ducking

like why would you tell the truth & duck

[El Muffin]

Ur wrong about a few things

He found my dad's fb

out of the two options u gave me I'd choose A. I guess

It's not so much I'm shook to post a bunch of pics here. I'm not. If I were..u would have never seen me Ala karaoke

It's more like. Since when is this protocol and why am I doing this? This leads to. "For your humor,entertainment " nothing good will come of it lol

However if I pic vattle..ion got no problem posting a pic Because it's for an actual purpose.

I have no reason to post 10 pics w/ assorted women

Have you?

[big baby]

splits sllaayingg bb

[big baby]

pics of unfinancable charger

[El Muffin]

It's funny 80 percent of the ppl saying take pics of you n a female never produced a pic of themselves w/ a female.

N I'm single. So let me just grab some slut I'm fucking and show her off to ncs

The fuck nigga?

Yall legit strange

[El Muffin]

pics of unfinancable charger


I have a mental image





Lol

[Mutilate]

What's sad is that Muff is going to make this a 10 page thread

I'm out, I'm out. - he doesn't need all that attention.

[Hush]

Yet no fucks given bout u ever

[El Muffin]

What's sad is that Muff is going to make this a 10 page thread

I'm out, I'm out. - he doesn't need all that attention.

because I made this thread

And asked to be called a liar.

I despise being called such things.

Specially when I'm telling the truth

u need to stop what ur doing tho. Ur becoming repetitive n quite transparent in ur attitude

[Split Eight]

I have no reason to post 10 pics w/ assorted women

Have you?

Nah

I just did it out of spite to ruin Masaii

"nerds no have waman picts" filled up that faggots brain & when I not only proved it wrong but revealed that he couldn't do the same, it turned his lemur brain into pixie stix powder

then he slid down a möbius strip of needlecocks into his own ravaged asshole for all eternity

The only pic anyone has seen of you is you looking like Cheesasarus Rex put a butt baby in Chance the Rapper and then raised him to be an impoverished Hanes model impersonator on a ramen & school lunch item diet not even Strikta could endorse


You got no reason to post a pic w/ a woman in the way someone on fire has no need to find a bucket of water

[Witty]

@mutliate post a pic of your girl and you.

[El Muffin]

That analogy is terrible.

MUST

POST

PICS

WITH

WOMEN


..

NETCEES


WANTS IT BAD

MUST

HAVE IT

...


Split I could write an entire novel on your appearance too. Trust

I love how you keep implying that I don't get pussy because I don't pics of them sluts?

When posting pics of you and some random bitch means absolute fuckall?

Are u a child?

The fuck is this?

It all comes down to male on male speculation. And yall can have all that

I don't judge niggas

Might be the only one

[Split Eight]

That's funny because I couldn't write much about you beyond "avoids being seen at all costs"

[El Muffin]

the whole thing of revealing my pic was I felt guilty about roasting niggas w/out offering my own.

I see it evolved into something else entirely

smh

[Split Eight]

well I respect you for that I just don't understand your angle

Why take up a strong position on a weak claim if it doesn't matter

[Split Eight]

I want the truth goddamit

[Fig]

http://imgur.com/jz3kzSH.jpg

This is me in bed with 2 women muff

[El Muffin]

http://imgur.com/jz3kzSH.jpg

This is me in bed with 2 women muff

FUCKING ISIS SLEEPING ALL COMFORTABLES N SHIT

THEFUCK

[Fig]

You are muff

But I'm IN muff

[Ghost1]

This pathetic.

Muff a fronting fagot.

[El Muffin]

And a escort for old couples dining on Beef Wellington

Yeah Lil nigga

[El Muffin]

This pathetic.

Muff a fronting fagot.

stfu bitch ass nigga

U 5he fronting ass nigga

I tell u wgaf.

U meet me

Call me niggger to my face bags

Do it

Come here

Tbh I been waiting on one of u kkk fagot to man up

Gddhvxghjfr

[Fig]

Your dad is a better fuck than you muff, even in his current state

[El Muffin]

Your dad is a better fuck than you muff, even in his current state

What a glorious piece of shit you are

Fortunately, he's fine now

[Ghost1]

An meet u where!?!? On the SS fagot fleet!?!

Stfu pussy

u gave your WORD ud post pics w these bitches u apparently fuck when u home

LIES

U are a fronting fagot.


An yea weirdo u would have pics of them if they existed. Fuckin lame o

[Split Eight]

I pester Mudf for 6 pages, no funny response


Bags calls him a faggot 1x. boom

fuk this gay earth

[Fig]

DON'T WORRY MUFF, I'LL TAKE A PIC WITH YOU BUDDY

YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

[Ghost1]

I pester Mudf for 6 pages, no funny response


Bags calls him a faggot 1x. boom

fuk this gay earth

LOL

[El Muffin]

I don't owe u shit bitch

"You gave us ur word muff.. u promised ys"

No I didn't faggot

I just bragget n looked forward to the insanity that would ensue when I got home

[Ghost1]

Don't ever let me catching u bragging on sum pussy again

Fuckin loser.

[El Muffin]

MAN DANG THAT BITCH I FUCKED LAST NIGHT HAD SUM WETWET

instead of threatening me like a faggot

Why don't you try that shit again

AND MEAN IT WHEN U SAY IT

U effeminate sounding Manchild

I'll fuck u up

Tbh

[Fig]

Knock off the muffin fuckin bruh

Lil ass dick n a muffin. Trippin

[El Muffin]

Wot

[~RustyGunZ~]

anyone with a social life has a pic of them on fb with a female or 30

[El Muffin]

Yeah. That's true

But we are not all posting them lol

[Ghost1]

Piece of shit.

[El Muffin]

std riddled slime ball

*fact

I implore you to properly threaten me

[big baby]

I pester Mudf for 6 pages, no funny response


Bags calls him a faggot 1x. boom

fuk this gay earth

obv muff didnt want da werk is obv

[Fig]

std riddled slime ball

*fact

I implore you to properly threaten me

I'll fucking kill you.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah. That's true

But we are not all posting them lol

Can't speak for the others but I have

Bags has

Hush has

Everyone calling you out so others are irrelevant

[Fig]

I am not calling out muff




Cuz I know he never goes out XD

[El Muffin]

I'm going to kill you figurative

[Fig]

The only thing ur gonna kill is this pussy

[Diode]

I'm prone to embellishing things.

[sral]

I'm single admittedly?

my priorities are set elsewhere..not even home long enough to start "seriously" trying to date yknow?

I'm home 2 wks

Work 4-5

Not really grounds to cultivate a relationship?

I pretty much just try to fk Sutton I'm familiar w/ when I get home


so you get no puss, pretty much

that's an admission

least that explains your attention bwhoreding and desperate attempts to cling to us guys for company

too much time in isolation can do that to a man I guess?

[El Muffin]

U obviously didn't read the last part of what you quoted, idiot

Post Moar dick pics for guys nigga

"Lol @cling to us guys for company"

I browse nc because this is my homesite. Stop pretending like you don't know faggot

I'm not the one making threads updating us on which horse faced slut ur marrying next

That's indicative of attention whoring

lol @old biters speculating on character

*sigh*

U cant m.i.b mind wipe everything

Sorry bud

Lol

[Ghost1]

Lol muff coming off so pathetic in this thread it should be added to Dr dogs cringe binge thread. Smh.

[PancakeBrah]

I'm not the one making threads updating us on which horse faced slut ur marrying next

Wow.

Shit's fucked up.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Muff gets that rep for the first time in nc history for that horse face comment

And like 30 negs for all the other post in this thread

[Hush]

Lmao sea biscuit grill

V/ muff

[sral]

the whole thing of revealing my pic was I felt guilty about roasting niggas w/out offering my own

...yet you can bring up my wife and still refuse to post a single pic of you and a female?

thats some coward shit

pussy

if we ever meet in person imma slap the fucking nig out you so hard your surname just gonna be Pen faggot

[El Muffin]

lol. U never posted a pic of ur wife? Or if u did..nah I Never seen her.





U just kinda agreed w/ me and didn't dispute the fact that she n seabiscuit were sorority sisters

[sral]

lmao the horse faced avatar wasn't my wife, it was The Muzzles, it was me who rocked it as my avvy lol

these savages only hyping your post in anticipation of your greater fall after they build you back up


don't let yourself be that guy Muff

[El Muffin]

Then chill w/ the out the woodwork mob mentality

lol @hyping

ADRENALINE PUMPINS COZ I MADR A FUNNYZ

the replies must bother u to sum extent

[sral]

lmao I rarely post here, I'm 30 this year, married, trying for kids, and occasionally battle live

fuck I got to worry about posts on a forum for?

if I was the slightest bit concerned what you assholes thought, I would t put my shit out there

I'm a real ass motherfucker man, I ain't ever front

[Hush]

lmao I rarely post here, I'm 30 this year, married, trying for kids, and occasionally battle live

fuck I got to worry about posts on a forum for?

if I was the slightest bit concerned what you assholes thought, I would t put my shit out there

I'm a real ass motherfucker man, I ain't ever front

Respect

[El Muffin]

Fair enough.

Do u, b