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Fig
04-22-2015, 04:57 PM
Or so it seems.

Eviction notice on our door

Oh yes I'm sure they misplaced the money order in the mail

Fuck this nigga

He got a baby German Shepherd and it only listens to me

BECAUSE I'M THE ALPHA DOG

I'LL DICK HIS DOG DOWN

El Muffin
04-22-2015, 05:09 PM
Gets taken advantage of
plots revenge by premeditating Lassie rape

Badweather
04-22-2015, 05:44 PM
Lmfao @ dicking his dog down.


Hhahahaha

Fig
04-22-2015, 06:30 PM
I'll let muff live vicariously through my theoretical raw dogging

PancakeBrah
04-22-2015, 06:31 PM
You'll be okay, Fig.

So long as you stop boarding against me.

Fig
04-22-2015, 06:59 PM
You'll be okay, Fig.

So long as you stop boarding against me.

Maybe if you weren't so darn cute

Certain
04-22-2015, 07:22 PM
Fig, do you need money?

Fig
04-22-2015, 07:52 PM
Fig, do you need money?

No I'm doing relatively well

El Muffin
04-22-2015, 08:18 PM
That's g shit tho.

U don't even seem slightly bothered by this.

Like oh well. *withdraws from massive bank account acquired from various encounters w/ elderly couples*

I kid. But no u been stacking or something?

Aren't u in the hospitality biz?

...


Ur fkn hustling aren't u Fig

PancakeBrah
04-22-2015, 08:20 PM
muff take a breather bud.

Ghost1
04-22-2015, 08:24 PM
Lmao muff boarding purely on instinct at this point

El Muffin
04-22-2015, 08:25 PM
cake?

Today? Yeah.

Lmfao. I agree

But u CAN'T be tlkn bout in general

When u kno wat I'm capable Of

Certain
04-22-2015, 08:27 PM
No I'm doing relatively well

OK, well, I'm here for you, amigo.

PancakeBrah
04-22-2015, 08:27 PM
I don't?

Is it quadruple posting nonsense posts and generally contributing nothing to threads when you make up 25% of all posts? I know you're capable of that?

Watch some youtube videos kiddo. Adults are boarding.

El Muffin
04-22-2015, 08:56 PM
25 percent of all posts?

You are grossly over exaggerating

And I'm not nearly as active as I used to be?

but as far as contributing

your a fool and incredibly delusional if u think I'm in any shape or form a detriment to this site.

Don't even begin to entertain that theory blaspheme

I FKN LEFT TWO MONTHS NIGGAS I HATE MENTION ME LIKE WHERE U AT ?

MK UR FUCKING MINDS UP

If anything. Yall fk run ppl off all the time then cry when the sites inactive.

You talk ncg this..ncg that

You don't help promote the culture nigga.

U help Kill it

W/ bags

It's hilarious to me that some of u think ur ogs.
lolmfao

Fig
04-22-2015, 11:12 PM
hmm

Diode
04-22-2015, 11:41 PM
Lmfao @ dicking his dog down.


Hhahahaha

u would

not so chill r u

Fig
04-23-2015, 12:13 AM
OK, well, I'm here for you, amigo.

Thanks homie, although I would never ask you for anything, it is appreciated.

Badweather
04-23-2015, 12:21 AM
u would

not so chill r u

Eat a diode, dick! I'm chilling WAY the FUCK out!!!