so this other bish I just started talkin to...well...I made brief mention of her before...PART 2

[Ghost1]

https://i.imgflip.com/khb61.jpg


Lol this scurvy bish sent me that shit the other day. Still no NOODZ but that's weirdo gook shit sexy to me.

Ok SO

Last Tuesday she came over and blew me an I jizzed in her hair. I am a gentleman I did not try to bang her. THIS monday....aka yesterday. Shit got real. She come over an she mad skinny. Losing weight an shit cuz she is a maniac. She like.....I got like an hour cuz my fiance wants burger king.....so I'm like WORD. Get naked u fuckin mongrel. She said something an giggled. I did not even smile....I looked back at her like she had stolen money from my mother....an barked at her....NOW!!! She cooperates. Immediately. So I go down on her for a lil while. I enjoy a woman in my beard. Then I make her dome me up for I'm bout to slide in.....RIBSHOT....@oats not too hard.....but she whips my dick out her mouth like ....WTF ARE U DOING!?!? I'm like........look around a minute....then I look back at her an was like....huh? An Kindve laughed....she's like....U CANT LEAVE ANY MAKES ON ME IDIOT. I'm like. Oh. So I'm like.....U AIGHT....then grab her an start bangin her........choked her......this was her idea.....her tongue came of her head an her eyes Kindve bulged. Idk if I did it right bros? She Kindve murmered wat may have been a safe word? Idk I'm still pounding away. Flipped her over. Grabbed her hair doggy style.......at this point she's doing like this wierd scratching post thing to my legs ....again idk if she was looking for help....but uhh....it was different.....so eventually I fin8sh.....then I'm like.....Yo but........I need 20 bucks for gas.....she's like ok....can I come back next monday? I'm like I'll text u

But uh yes u can? Obviously

So how do I get her to let me pee on her bros?

Discus.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Just do it

no warning

utter something out of a manga

[Ghost1]

LOL


KYOTO DRAGON SHOWERRRRR!!!

[Strikta]

I lold at the scratch post shit.

I'da kicked that slut in the neck.

[Certain]

You just got paid to punch a married woman in the ribs during fellatio. What's the worst that she could do if you peed on her? Give you $10 instead of $20?

[makajibbz]

craze niqqa

tink i wuld mebbe but let lick de pole but na boom de kitty


u give her maka # sumtime :)))))))

[~RustyGunZ~]

Mayd craze ind33d baghz

Gtfo foreigner scum

[El Muffin]

Plz knuck no

He's too innocent

[Fig]

Fuck her missionary then suddenly flip her over and wrap her up in the sheets

Then waterboard that bitch with piss

Or make her take it all down her throat and start pissing. Play it off like you came, you'll be way past her taste buds

[Sharp]

Mayd craze ind33d baghz

Gtfo foreigner scum

lets be real

as of right now he's dropped more verses on netcees in 2015 than you


:)

#teammaka

[Certain]

u give her maka # sumtime :)))))))

Bagsworth Bentley

[Ghost1]

Strik dA god lold at kick da bish in the neck hahaha

Also fig fuckin leaned me. Way gone at rolling the bitch up for water board golden shower.


Also

Don't fuck with me MAKA

Don't u fucking do it.

[makajibbz]

knuck sharp dont start nuthin u cant finish namean? if u have problem let ur raps do the talking

bagsbent i fuck her or ur whore motha now what u choose?

[El Muffin]

Oh shit niggas.

We got a live one.

[Ghost1]

knuck sharp dont start nuthin u cant finish namean? if u have problem let ur raps do the talking

bagsbent i fuck her or ur whore motha now what u choose?

Strange how this is 10x more coherent then ur last post

Y u do DIS munster!?

Y have u forsaken me !?!?



FUCK OFF IF U NOT FEED ING THE OP

[Sharp]

I said this was eddie when he registered but if it turns out makajibbz isn't for real it'll crush me

[~RustyGunZ~]

Maka I'll fucking murder you

[Certain]

Mama Flocka Flame for president.

[El Muffin]

I said this was eddie when he registered but if it turns out makajibbz isn't for real it'll crush me

Saw some of his shit on nairaland b4

I ghosted their boards for a Lil while

They love emoticons . Like OD on em

Specially

The one I just selected as an icon 4 this msg

[Ghost1]

Muff ur a dumb nigger.


Eddie peeped the site....picked the most popular guy then made an alias of him here.

Idiot.

[Sharp]

I been doing some research of my own cause this is fucked lmaoo

thing is the last time makajibbz was online at narialand it was november... and the site's display functions are all fucking weird but you'd basically have to go back a bunch of pages to find this dude in the middle of a thread

this is like the most run of the mill nigerian textcee

and theres so many stupider names to pull from on page one of the rap board

I just dont get you eddie lol

[El Muffin]

Your not convinced?

He even uses some of the slang I've seen them use on that site

"Mensa"

[Certain]

Bags is convinced that Eddie is the smartest black man on the planet.

[Ghost1]

Lmao he works at nasa!

[big baby]

u all bb puppets tbh li lstmumusthacis with tiny mustahciers than da bb mustachia da bb and mymustachia is kinda m ustachio and 1ncec it hpyonostize you.i contro ur mustachio

[Fig]

I have a beard

[Hush]

The real eddie dissolved into miller light and Reggie weed yrs ago

[Badweather]

I wanna see this chick's teeth though...

Bagsworth Bentley

get this chick to say "cheese"

[Ghost1]

This not the sexy pirate chick THO

I think u confusing threads. This bish teeth fine.

Still trynna get that pic of the other bish tho. Workin on this for my lime loyalists.


An tips on how to introduce the idea of peeing on her while ur here?

[El Muffin]

"This scurvy bish"

*taken from op

Perhaps not be taken literally?

W.e I'm ghost

[Ghost1]

Fuck outta my thread virgin

[Geno]

I can dig it.
Now ur talking bro. Agree with asian gook zippahead shit

[Ghost1]

Agree with it how? U like her? Idk wut u tellin me right now geno? Lmao



Wut u ought to be doin is tellin me how to pee on her?



IS THIS REALLY OUT OF NETCEES SPECTRUM OF KNOWLEDGE

ID BE WILLING TO WAGER GREGORY CRYSTAL COULD WRITE A FUCKING NOVEL ON THE TOPIC


U SHUT ALL BE ASHAMED

[dead man]

well for one make sure she's not in your bed when you do it

minimize the fallout. i doubt she'll let you piss on her and then steam-clean your carpet as well.

[Geno]

Lmao. Word

[Geno]

Basically @bags. My good man..
I think she looks pike a lot of fun. And cute in my standards of the word. The whole gettup she has on is interesting in a role playing sense. So i was agreeing with your taste for this one. Get it playa

[Fig]

Shit on that bitch then ask to clean it off with piss

[El Muffin]

Fuck outta my thread virgin

do something

[Ghost1]

How r u this lonely?

Rnt u home right now!?!?!


Still patrolling nc looking for human interaction. Smh.

[Badweather]

Agree with it how? U like her? Idk wut u tellin me right now geno? Lmao



Wut u ought to be doin is tellin me how to pee on her?



IS THIS REALLY OUT OF NETCEES SPECTRUM OF KNOWLEDGE

ID BE WILLING TO WAGER GREGORY CRYSTAL COULD WRITE A FUCKING NOVEL ON THE TOPIC


U SHUT ALL BE ASHAMED

Get her to take a shower with you, make her think you want to bathe her, tell her to turn around and while you rub soap on her back... and pee on her heels or calves. If she feels it and starts flipping out, just say you didn't even realize you were doing it and pretend to be shocked and sad until she leaves and then log onto netcees and pm me

[Badweather]

You can augment this by offering to wash her feet and legs, do it one leg/foot at a time and pee on the other leg/foot that's not being washed off.


Bam. All your apple juice hits her body before being swallowed by the tub

[Ghost1]

I want to pee on her face.

I'll still pm u tho.


An word as lame as it sounds I'm thinkin the shower is definite must location. But I want the piss to soak into her pores so her fiance smells me when she gets home. I need a Crack house to take her to where it's acceptable to just piss all over the floor like sum 3rd world country shyit.

[Badweather]

That sounds like scent marking...



That's too weird for me. Good luck

[~RustyGunZ~]

Get her on her knees on a hardwood floor. Get a cheap plush rug for a one time use if you don't want to mop up piss. Tell her you want to fuck her throat whole she's blindfolded and pretend your going to bust in her face like ahhhhhhh wait for it birch her it comes then just fucking spray her down like your putting out a fire. Watch her roll around the floor confused and damaged in the soul.

[El Muffin]

Yes

[Ghost1]

Dead@roll around on floor soul gone hahaha