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Strikta
04-24-2015, 06:18 PM
This has gotta stop.. all the traffic makin my shit hot.

Plus I be having to wait when they got the dice out.. got 100$ worth of groceries in my hands & they sayin give us a minute big bro.

Fuck this.

I mean I ain't about to call the cops.. & I done told em go to the next one over where thd mexicans be at.

What would y'all do? It's like 8-10 of em posted sellin rocks & dope.

Ghost1
04-24-2015, 06:21 PM
U should buy sum dope tho


100 bucks worth of dope ain't remotely as heavy as 100 dollars worth of groceries


Problem solved!

El Muffin
04-24-2015, 06:22 PM
liam Neeson them niggas

Strikta
04-24-2015, 06:24 PM
I did. Lol

Strikta
04-24-2015, 06:25 PM
Bought dope that is.. not Liam Neeson.

Ghost1
04-24-2015, 06:29 PM
Lmao. Repped.


Seems u have this under control.

Inno
04-24-2015, 07:25 PM
you should takes those groceries make food.

Offer them some. Dont tell them bout the poison tho.

Boom problem solved

Geno
04-25-2015, 01:13 PM
fucking slayed

El Muffin
04-25-2015, 01:21 PM
DaMN .

Now that u bought 100$ worth of hard they reaaaallly not Goin newhere now

ribbit
04-25-2015, 02:32 PM
I got a similar problem.. My neighbor loves my audio equipment and constantly asks to drop mixes and shit but ugh the music he plays I'm not overzealous about tell me how to get rid of him

big baby
04-25-2015, 02:54 PM
robbit stfu how bout u frog leap da fuq outta be office fucka isiyote

Sharp
04-25-2015, 03:38 PM
you should takes those groceries make food.

Offer them some. Dont tell them bout the poison tho.

Boom problem solved

lmaooo yo Strikta this is code for catshit muffins all over again

El Muffin
04-25-2015, 03:59 PM
Sautéed skin tags to thread plz

Batty
04-25-2015, 04:56 PM
dickcheesecake to thread

Badweather
04-25-2015, 05:58 PM
I would start asking questions and shit, pretending like I'm interested in who's up on who. Trade some banter and then be "yo, my groceries need to get in the fridge and I gotta shit, watch the money I'm stepping through."


But it's probably too late for you, they labeled you a bitch 'cause you stood there and waited like a bitch.


It's too late strik...just move to Fairfax and call it a day


Lololol

Hush
04-25-2015, 07:06 PM
I would start asking questions and shit, pretending like I'm interested in who's up on who. Trade some banter and then be "yo, my groceries need to get in the fridge and I gotta shit, watch the money I'm stepping through."


But it's probably too late for you, they labeled you a bitch 'cause you stood there and waited like a bitch.


It's too late strik...just move to Fairfax and call it a day


Lololol


Seadad u a real one frfr

Wise Wiggles
04-25-2015, 07:42 PM
Lol you see that vid with that short little white guy and a big ass Green Mile looking African American on a stoop in front of like a project buulding? It just comes in with the whitie being like "CMON ON AND DO IT THEN NIGGA!!".. Lol fools like "DO IT THEN NIGGA?!!!" starts fucking THOR HAMMER PUNCHING old cracka's head in... and then tosses him over the rail like he threw him off a fucking cliff. Dude just slams on his neck.. Shit was Hillary's ass hilarious lol

Hush
04-25-2015, 07:45 PM
Lol you see that vid with that short little white guy and a big ass Green Mile looking African American on a stoop in front of like a project buulding? It just comes in with the whitie being like "CMON ON AND DO IT THEN NIGGA!!".. Lol fools like "DO IT THEN NIGGA?!!!" starts fucking THOR HAMMER PUNCHING old cracka's head in... and then tosses him over the rail like he threw him off a fucking cliff. Dude just slams on his neck.. Shit was Hillary's ass hilarious lol

Lol link plz

dead man
04-25-2015, 08:46 PM
maybe move to an area where this doesn't occur frequently?

thats all i've got bro.

YDK
04-25-2015, 09:02 PM
Walk in carrying groceries an eating something weird like raw chicken, tell em watch out if they don't want the blood on their j's. Act like everything's cool. Just do weird shit, or put a 20 down throw the dice an walk through, tell em you don't give a fuck but your girls dad's a cop, fuck do anything besides be a pussy

Hush
04-25-2015, 09:29 PM
Walk in carrying groceries an eating something weird like raw chicken, tell em watch out if they don't want the blood on their j's. Act like everything's cool. Just do weird shit, or put a 20 down throw the dice an walk through, tell em you don't give a fuck but your girls dad's a cop, fuck do anything besides be a pussy

All ur ideas suck and would end in u getting a beating

Hush
04-25-2015, 09:31 PM
Oh Tbh
All u had too do is never break stride say pardon me my g and walk right thru regardless what they was doing



But u trolling lol

dead man
04-25-2015, 09:31 PM
lmao at "my girl's dad's a cop"

where do you live again?

Ghost1
04-25-2015, 09:32 PM
Lmao ydk living like it's a fresh prince re run

uh-oh
04-25-2015, 09:32 PM
the video wise is referring to isn't linkworthy

he described it better than it was

if its the one i'm thinking of. it was like a black older guy pushing a dude over a rail and punching him with sloppy's and there is people yelling JAMESSS, JAMESSS trying to get him to stop, and he tosses dude over the rail

but its like a rail on a stoop so he just falls like 2 feet

but yea it was an adventure in sloppiness and ineffective punching

Hush
04-25-2015, 09:35 PM
Damn ydk fuckery bringing boarders out of lurk and shit
U suck so bad we have to log in bro
Just to be like yo
U suck



Hows everything aside from being a shit boarder tho?
Hope alls well

El Muffin
04-25-2015, 11:51 PM
Oh Tbh
All u had too do is never break stride say pardon me my g and walk right thru regardless what they was doing



But u trolling lol

On god.

N them niggas would have paused 4 a sec n kept on doin what they was doin.

Sorta like somebody passing in front the tv. Ain't a big deal unless u make it one

YDK
04-26-2015, 10:48 AM
All ur ideas suck and would end in u getting a beating

No, they would catch strik a beating

Inno
04-26-2015, 11:50 AM
Hey strikt why not show them your
White nigger acounts


Thatll really showem whos boss.

Or hey walk in there jawn this jawn that. Nigga jawn gon let me thru
You see im white right?


Come on son showem that hard ghetto persona you permiate on here so much

Strikta
04-26-2015, 11:54 AM
Naw. U won't be in here acting like u would do anything different different cuz u wouldn't.

It's like 10 of them nigs.


i

YDK
04-26-2015, 11:59 AM
Jus walk through em give em a nod an go bout your day, niggas ain't gonna kill you for going to your apartment wtf

Inno
04-26-2015, 12:02 PM
Im saying tho strik

Aint like you a newb in the ghetto

I feel you tho

Nigga be trippin for small shit tho.

Ydk how the fuck you gon tell this man to associate himself to police
In the ghetto. Wtf is wrong with you?

Have you not heard ten crack commandments nigga?

If niggas think you snitchin....

Hush
04-26-2015, 12:02 PM
Naw. U won't be in here acting like u would do anything different different cuz u wouldn't.

It's like 10 of them nigs.


i

Bro
I do this to do to the store daily
Lol troll better

YDK
04-26-2015, 12:06 PM
Im saying tho strik

Aint like you a newb in the ghetto

I feel you tho

Nigga be trippin for small shit tho.

Ydk how the fuck you gon tell this man to associate himself to police
In the ghetto. Wtf is wrong with you?

Have you not heard ten crack commandments nigga?

If niggas think you snitchin....

Ain't you read anything else? Shit was gonna get him beat up for being a pussy

Hush
04-26-2015, 12:07 PM
David Kuhn u was dead srs

Inno
04-26-2015, 12:13 PM
Ydk be snitching yo.

Yeah and saying police infront of a gang of crack dealers is better right kuhn

You a hood genious.

YDK
04-26-2015, 12:52 PM
Ydk be snitching yo.

Yeah and saying police infront of a gang of crack dealers is better right kuhn

You a hood genious.

Dude...thats the point...let him get fucked up, buyin hard drom niggas cuz he too scared to walk to his own crib is a bitch move, few ass whoopins will help that

YDK
04-26-2015, 12:53 PM
David Kuhn u was dead srs

Yeah cuz eating raw chicken is a great idea amirite?

BTW you need ta spell SRS thrthr

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 01:01 PM
Yall are fkn HILARIOUS

LOL I BET SUM YALL STAYIN CALLIN 5-0

Inno
04-26-2015, 01:08 PM
i dont think ive ever called the police.

Muff another snitch.

Nigga prolly whistle more than a Mississippi wind chime

YDK
04-26-2015, 01:10 PM
Yall are fkn HILARIOUS

LOL I BET SUM YALL STAYIN CALLIN 5-0

Shit why ima call 50 when my place stay smell in like weed in the living room lol

YDK
04-26-2015, 01:11 PM
i dont think ive ever called the police.

Muff another snitch.

Nigga prolly whistle more than a Mississippi wind chime

I've never called the cops, my girl did bout 5 years ago when Ihad ta cchoke me dad out in the garage but that's only time she even called lol

Hush
04-26-2015, 01:20 PM
Yea ydk got that "I'm telling" face

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 01:21 PM
i dont think ive ever called the police.

Muff another snitch.

Nigga prolly whistle more than a Mississippi wind chime

Never

I seen the consequences young


Now sum funny shit? Yeah I might relay that but sum shit that jeapordize ur life? Livelihood? Nah nigga nevEr

KarMas that bitch b

dead man
04-26-2015, 02:12 PM
It seems kind of silly to me to act as if calling police in general makes you less of a man or whatever.

If I come home and my shit is busted open and all my furniture is gone you know the first 3 digits im dialing. I guess it just depends on the context.

Mutilate
04-26-2015, 02:17 PM
Hey strik I like that you can do crack and it's okay. I don't know what I was thinking making a thread about shrooms. I shoulda known that I woulda been called a faggit for that smh shrooms are worse than Crack man. You do your thing and keep of smoking that glass dick homie. I would do that too but that's cool and I can't be associated with cool shit. I got strap ons to suck and a receding hairline to try to fix with spray paint.

I have herpes

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 05:15 PM
He said dope

Why every1 automatically go to Crack


It's heroin. An this is a troll thread.

But I'm still dead @kuhn

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 05:19 PM
Oh an I seen the topic shift......I called the cops when this bitch pulled a knife on me

She was living w me

I yoked her up.....got the knife out her hand an threw her out into the hallway. Called the cops to take her off the premises tho....fore I broke her jaw.

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 06:34 PM
It seems kind of silly to me to act as if calling police in general makes you less of a man or whatever.

If I come home and my shit is busted open and all my furniture is gone you know the first 3 digits im dialing. I guess it just depends on the context.

Well yeah, exactly

I think it's more like. .if it doesn't involve you/harm you/bother u in any way ..stfu

I mean a mfer cooking meth in the apt next to u is different

Difficult to approach coz the operation sposed to be clandestine neway. Putting him in blast just identifies ur self as a hostile ..possible rat n that's never good. So yeah it depends on the situation.

Niggas snitch for the thrill these days or something though

Mike Wrecka
04-26-2015, 06:38 PM
Obv troll

Strikta does not possess the strength to hold a hundred dollars worth of groceries dudes like a hundred pounds


Good one Strikta good one

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 06:40 PM
Well yeah, exactly

I think it's more like. .if it doesn't involve you/harm you/bother u in any way ..stfu

I mean a mfer cooking meth in the apt next to u is different

Difficult to approach coz the operation sposed to be clandestine neway. Putting him in blast just identifies ur self as a hostile ..possible rat n that's never good. So yeah it depends on the situation.

Niggas snitch for the thrill these days or something though

Lol u r such a loser.

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 06:47 PM
Of course you wouldn't identify

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 06:56 PM
YEA OK. TELL US MOAR ABOUT HOW UR NEIGHBORING SUBMARINE IS COOK ING METH SO U HAD TO CALL 5 0 TO SAVE U ALL FROM THE DANGERS OF THE RUGGED SEA GHETTOS. OLE FUCKBOY. NIGGER SAID CLANDESTINE. WATS DIS. O NE OF THEM TINY ORANGES!?! SHUT UR FUCK ASS UP. IN HERE TRYNNA IMPRESS THESE FUCKING NOTHING DIRTFACE GEEKS ASS GOOFBALLS.

Inno
04-26-2015, 07:46 PM
Only mark as tricks say 5 - 0

PancakeBrah
04-26-2015, 07:48 PM
NIGGER SAID CLANDESTINE. WATS DIS. O NE OF THEM TINY ORANGES!?!

gone

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 07:48 PM
I call them friend. CUZ I'm white. I'm just quoting muff. NAHMEAN.

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 08:22 PM
Only mark as tricks say 5 - 0

only fuck niggas judge ppl on what they call the police

Besides 5-0 ..is what we call em nigga

Fuck all those lam3cass nicknames 5hats change every decade

And who cares?

Your whole mindset on some adolescent shit

Elevate nigga stop selling nickels n dimes oh low echelon fuckboy

Gotem

Ghost1
04-26-2015, 08:24 PM
Did u just cosign ur own shit post at the end? Lmaowhy

When can we expect ur next hiatus muff?

Ur due

El Muffin
04-26-2015, 08:40 PM
Lol

Like u haven't said "nailed it"

When u totally did the opposite

U owe me like 10 hiatuses fk nigga lol

Inno
04-26-2015, 09:27 PM
Nigga i sell bricks nigga

One hand to the other

Dont fuck with me nigga i sell bricks