Unfukwitable 0-0 vs Sn00p 0-0 - SN00P WINS

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Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday, April 30th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
Unfukwitable Sn00p

[Unfukwitable]

check

[Sn00p]

sup

[Sn00p]

so...

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same
so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier
cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower
u been embarrased ur whole career. this is NOT fair or close, bro
i mean what's worse? losing round 2 of a noob tourney? or that u got there by noshow?
make bitches grin. she says i'm her world & that we go thru thick & thin
...if a girl says 'unfuk my world,' the 1st step towards it is to get rid of him
handle his liquor? like how? 1 sip of whiskey knocks this guy out
when it comes to ur state after rye,it looks worse than baltimore right now

[Unfukwitable]

I'll throw this faggot in a river & then let piranhas fill the stream,
So once I let out these 'sea crits.' they'll do more than spill ya bean(s).
I'm x3 better than U, How are u bored around me, peasant,
Ur talents being sixfold, Only means u're suckin dick for an Origami lessons.
I'll thrust sewing needles in ya noggin to see if u respond well,
He's dying cus I left a 'Pin-upstairs' He'd much rather die gazing at a bombshell.
You blow for the low, Sn00p use to be known as the horn toot'er
They said that his 'Gag Real' enough for'em to have Gay porn bloopers.
He's awful yall, If we could sue for wackness, We'd be in a court of law,
U got such a rock bottom career, Protesters could use it to toss at cops in Baltimore.

[Mutilate]

so...

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same
Dope
so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier
cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower
ok I see u
u been embarrased ur whole career. this is NOT fair or close, bro
i mean what's worse? losing round 2 of a noob tourney? or that u got there by noshow?
LOL
make bitches grin. she says i'm her world & that we go thru thick & thin
...if a girl says 'unfuk my world,' the 1st step towards it is to get rid of him
Ehh ok
handle his liquor? like how? 1 sip of whiskey knocks this guy out
when it comes to ur state after rye,it looks worse than baltimore right now
nice wordplay & Line.



I'll throw this faggot in a river & then let piranhas fill the stream,
So once I let out these 'sea crits.' they'll do more than spill ya bean(s).
Nahh
I'm x3 better than U, How are u bored around me, peasant,
Ur talents being sixfold, Only means u're suckin dick for an Origami lessons.
OK
I'll thrust sewing needles in ya noggin to see if u respond well,
He's dying cus I left a 'Pin-upstairs' He'd much rather die gazing at a bombshell.
nice wp
You blow for the low, Sn00p use to be known as the horn toot'er
They said that his 'Gag Real' enough for'em to have Gay porn bloopers.
lmaoo
He's awful yall, If we could sue for wackness, We'd be in a court of law,
U got such a rock bottom career, Protesters could use it to toss at cops in Baltimore.
shaky

I'll have to go with Sn00p on this one. Wording and consistent verse with harder punches won this for me. Not to say unfuk had a bad verse, I just feel the punches that did land for me wasn't harder compared to sn00ps. Both ce correct though. Nice battle guys.

[El Muffin]

Shiv
newb trny
State after rye it

Newb try n closer were dope

Lawnmower was almost


UnfUK

Opener. Ok. Spill ya bean. Am I missing a tie in? Sounds like undetectable wp. I get the rest but if thats,wp I missed it

t an origami lessons sounds weird

It's j y st sign up for origami

Not an origami

Concepts ok execution was botched bad tho

Pinup cool

Gag real. Cool

Closer Eh

Seen a rock thrown punch this week

3 quotes to 2

Close

Gs fellers

V/snoop

[Wanderer]

All snoops lines hit hard apart from the last couple bars in my opinion.
Also, LOTB was snoops opener.

Really liked unfucks gay real line which could have been LOTB if it wasn't for snoops opener, also really feelin the sea crits line as his opener.

Overall this has to go to snoop cos dude hit harder
V/Snoop

[jilti]

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same
cool
so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier
cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower
landed
u been embarrased ur whole career. this is NOT fair or close, bro
i mean what's worse? losing round 2 of a noob tourney? or that u got there by noshow?
ok
make bitches grin. she says i'm her world & that we go thru thick & thin
...if a girl says 'unfuk my world,' the 1st step towards it is to get rid of him
so so
handle his liquor? like how? 1 sip of whiskey knocks this guy out
when it comes to ur state after rye,it looks worse than baltimore right now
dope


Vs.


I'll throw this faggot in a river & then let piranhas fill the stream,
So once I let out these 'sea crits.' they'll do more than spill ya bean(s).
so so
I'm x3 better than U, How are u bored around me, peasant,
Ur talents being sixfold, Only means u're suckin dick for an Origami lessons.
creative
I'll thrust sewing needles in ya noggin to see if u respond well,
He's dying cus I left a 'Pin-upstairs' He'd much rather die gazing at a bombshell.
overall ok
You blow for the low, Sn00p use to be known as the horn toot'er
They said that his 'Gag Real' enough for'em to have Gay porn bloopers.
so so
He's awful yall, If we could sue for wackness, We'd be in a court of law,
U got such a rock bottom career, Protesters could use it to toss at cops in Baltimore.
decent



Had Snoop with the stronger hits in this battle

V/snoop

[Sharp]

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same
alright, great wording
so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier
cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower
nice
u been embarrased ur whole career. this is NOT fair or close, bro
i mean what's worse? losing round 2 of a noob tourney? or that u got there by noshow?
ok but coulda done more with it
make bitches grin. she says i'm her world & that we go thru thick & thin
...if a girl says 'unfuk my world,' the 1st step towards it is to get rid of him
funny but doesn't hit too hard cause no one says 'unfuk my world'. still like it
handle his liquor? like how? 1 sip of whiskey knocks this guy out
when it comes to ur state after rye,it looks worse than baltimore right now
that pause between rye and it took away from the punch for me but still works



I'll throw this faggot in a river & then let piranhas fill the stream,
So once I let out these 'sea crits.' they'll do more than spill ya bean(s).
almost a hit
I'm x3 better than U, How are u bored around me, peasant,
Ur talents being sixfold, Only means u're suckin dick for an Origami lessons.
funny but nothing major
I'll thrust sewing needles in ya noggin to see if u respond well,
He's dying cus I left a 'Pin-upstairs' He'd much rather die gazing at a bombshell.
cool idea but doesnt hit too much
You blow for the low, Sn00p use to be known as the horn toot'er
They said that his 'Gag Real' enough for'em to have Gay porn bloopers.
lol
He's awful yall, If we could sue for wackness, We'd be in a court of law,
U got such a rock bottom career, Protesters could use it to toss at cops in Baltimore.
kinda basic. liked sn00p's bmore line a lil more too



I got sn00p here in a good one. unfuk was pretty good and no big misses but I think sn00p just had a better verse. good return to text for both though, enjoyed the battle guys.

v/sn00p

[Burd]

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same
feeling it, my kinda bar
so stick to what they all told ya... can't go crazy in this brawl, soldier
cuz when u grow wild, i have my blades cut u all over, & put u in a bag like a lawn mower
mmmmmm yep
u been embarrased ur whole career. this is NOT fair or close, bro
i mean what's worse? losing round 2 of a noob tourney? or that u got there by noshow?
okay
make bitches grin. she says i'm her world & that we go thru thick & thin
...if a girl says 'unfuk my world,' the 1st step towards it is to get rid of him
not a fan
handle his liquor? like how? 1 sip of whiskey knocks this guy out
when it comes to ur state after rye,it looks worse than baltimore right now
idg it


Vs.


I'll throw this faggot in a river & then let piranhas fill the stream,
So once I let out these 'sea crits.' they'll do more than spill ya bean(s).
not digging
I'm x3 better than U, How are u bored around me, peasant,
Ur talents being sixfold, Only means u're suckin dick for an Origami lessons.
origami/fold is old. sixfold flip made it fresher
I'll thrust sewing needles in ya noggin to see if u respond well,
He's dying cus I left a 'Pin-upstairs' He'd much rather die gazing at a bombshell.
ahhh bit of a stretch bro but i dig the creativity
You blow for the low, Sn00p use to be known as the horn toot'er
They said that his 'Gag Real' enough for'em to have Gay porn bloopers.
this is an old concept my man
He's awful yall, If we could sue for wackness, We'd be in a court of law,
U got such a rock bottom career, Protesters could use it to toss at cops in Baltimore
ok here


i think Sn00ps first two set the tone. went for the throat & both bars were fucking dope to me. Unfuk just didn't have anything to match what Sn00p started with

i got Sn00p

[Junto]

Unfuk... ever since that Crocs & 'expects 3 inches tonight' verse...
I just haven't seen the same level of shit from you my man
That was a dope verse. This wasn't really up to par.

First line I didn't see what was goin on... a couple stale bars like Origami & gag reel...
Other two were straight to me... but even Bmore shoulda been a little more hardhitting since everyone got that as a topic right now. Not a terrible verse or anything but I think you got a lot better than this homie.

Didn't know what level to expect from D-O double G in this.
He came solid...

sn00p is play'n? u see the tools i came w/, man. use ur brain
i'mma take the knife to ur bitch & shiv 'er while u cower in a corner & do the same

Fire. Lawnmower was nice too but shiver was TOUGH...
The "you did this" statement type bar was an oldie - not a goodie, but still funny...
Unfuk my world been done in similar enough ways that it wasn't as effective.
And another bmore line. This one was a little more clever, okay.

Snoop got this one.

V/Sn00p

[Unfukwitable]

Sharp secrets/spill the beans ... bean is a term for head/noggin.... spill = blood