Orc 0-0 vs Junto 0-0 - JUNTO WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday, April 30th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
Orc Junto

[Burd]

yea, just go 10

[Junto]

oh... SO honored to be battling you, your grace

I'll drop whatever I want you twink. Just show up & don't bring your recycled bullshit.

[Burd]

tru, drop 20 i'll beat u w. ten

u wack nobody

[Sharp]

Orc's Verse

wins - potatosacklegend, greed, big baby, bomb bard


Hahaha


U ain't done the damage to face me, & ur G status is failing..
So you managed to eat Potato?! Wow, I'm Irish.. we do that on the daily
Ya alias is irrelevant. U got the lamest life & the fakest hype
this is Junto. aka Mr 'I scraped 4 wins vs the worst to ever grace this site'
Yup. I'm boasting the best steeze while coastin' on Netcees.
Trust after one hit u'll be 'Looking Up to Orc' like most of these Textcees.
Ur suburban & mellow.. shit ya whole steeze verging on hell no
J just post alotta shit nobody reads. Congrats, you the txt version of Geno
O can get violent as shit, u ball up n' cry if you hit ..
Dog. You can relate to Bruce Jenner how even ur inner child is a bitch.
Faggot bitch, the facts is this: Ur average shit is absent hits
I Fathered ya wholeee style. &&this battle proves it's ok to smack ya kids

[Junto]

yo...

That gun bar shit got you hype, but that's not your life or your headspace
Last time you had to pick up shells it was fish taco night at your 'rents place
Proud papa now? wit some on the way? That's rough brother, pray...
Cuz it's 1 call for an arrangement of orchids delivered WHENEVER... fuck Mothers Day
Look if it's beef I let the heat do the checkin - it's so easy wit weapons
Bring ya whole crew to see me... after some words I'll drop 'ichio' like a BB impression
We seen you bitch. You look like the X-man that was equipped wit dick vision yo
Maybe a satchel is a manly purse... that fruity shit u do in every pic wit ur lips isn't tho
You don't hustle Burd - I throw O's for a cpl hundred & I still stack absurdly
If you even BOUGHT an ounce at 2 bills you prolly lowballed Diode on a pack of jerky
& your baby moms depressed as fuck... Either sleepin or takin pills
I bet that Slippin Jimmy haunts her memories worse than James McGill

[Wanderer]

Orcs opener and second bar, funny and personal respectively. Feeling the closer too
Solid wording generally.
Geno line - sounds like it was cool but then I ain't been here long so not really feeling just guessing he a dude that post a lotta bullshit

Junto had Satchel, Orchids and
Shells as quotables and wording wasn't bad

I preferred Second dude think the verse just stood out to me more as being more creative

V/Junto

[Sharp]

U ain't done the damage to face me, & ur G status is failing..
So you managed to eat Potato?! Wow, I'm Irish.. we do that on the daily
funny but nothing major
Ya alias is irrelevant. U got the lamest life & the fakest hype
this is Junto. aka Mr 'I scraped 4 wins vs the worst to ever grace this site'
same as before
Yup. I'm boasting the best steeze while coastin' on Netcees.
Trust after one hit u'll be 'Looking Up to Orc' like most of these Textcees.
alright
Ur suburban & mellow.. shit ya whole steeze verging on hell no
J just post alotta shit nobody reads. Congrats, you the txt version of Geno
funny but light
O can get violent as shit, u ball up n' cry if you hit ..
Dog. You can relate to Bruce Jenner how even ur inner child is a bitch.
eh
Faggot bitch, the facts is this: Ur average shit is absent hits
I Fathered ya wholeee style. &&this battle proves it's ok to smack ya kids
cool



That gun bar shit got you hype, but that's not your life or your headspace
Last time you had to pick up shells it was fish taco night at your 'rents place
eh
Proud papa now? wit some on the way? That's rough brother, pray...
Cuz it's 1 call for an arrangement of orchids delivered WHENEVER... fuck Mothers Day
flips been done
Look if it's beef I let the heat do the checkin - it's so easy wit weapons
Bring ya whole crew to see me... after some words I'll drop 'ichio' like a BB impression
bit of a stretch but cool
We seen you bitch. You look like the X-man that was equipped wit dick vision yo
Maybe a satchel is a manly purse... that fruity shit u do in every pic wit ur lips isn't tho
lol nice
You don't hustle Burd - I throw O's for a cpl hundred & I still stack absurdly
If you even BOUGHT an ounce at 2 bills you prolly lowballed Diode on a pack of jerky
ok
& your baby moms depressed as fuck... Either sleepin or takin pills
I bet that Slippin Jimmy haunts her memories worse than James McGill
lol alright



yo this is close. dropping my thoughts here and i gotta come back to it

orc had mostly light funny bars with only one bar I call a miss, while Junto had more misses but heavier hits. I got

looking up to orc
geno maybe
father ya style

vs

ichio maybe
satchel lotb
slippin jimmy


good battle but I think junto takes the narrow edge for harder hits. dope battle though

v/junto

[Sn00p]

U ain't done the damage to face me, & ur G status is failing..
So you managed to eat Potato?! Wow, I'm Irish.. we do that on the daily
^aite, decent
Ya alias is irrelevant. U got the lamest life & the fakest hype
this is Junto. aka Mr 'I scraped 4 wins vs the worst to ever grace this site'
^these kinda lines always hit for the personal aspect, but i bet u know urself that theyre a bit lazy
Yup. I'm boasting the best steeze while coastin' on Netcees.
Trust after one hit u'll be 'Looking Up to Orc' like most of these Textcees.
^mb i am missing something here? is to orc some kinda wp? if not, this is still dece but not a hard hit
Ur suburban & mellow.. shit ya whole steeze verging on hell no
J just post alotta shit nobody reads. Congrats, you the txt version of Geno
^decent, but not the most hard hittin
O can get violent as shit, u ball up n' cry if you hit ..
Dog. You can relate to Bruce Jenner how even ur inner child is a bitch.
^like the line before
Faggot bitch, the facts is this: Ur average shit is absent hits
I Fathered ya wholeee style. &&this battle proves it's ok to smack ya kids
^this was nice. best line of the verse

vs.

That gun bar shit got you hype, but that's not your life or your headspace
Last time you had to pick up shells it was fish taco night at your 'rents place
^the concept was dece. but fish taco night is kinda forced imo. unless im rly off thats not really a thing. so yea. the flip cuda been better
Proud papa now? wit some on the way? That's rough brother, pray...
Cuz it's 1 call for an arrangement of orchids delivered WHENEVER... fuck Mothers Day
^orchids is played af vs orc. u prolly wasnt around for that, so i dont blame u at all, but orc's been doing this for years, so yea, every orc flip (orchid, orchestrate, orca etc) is rllly old. didnt hit cuz of that
Look if it's beef I let the heat do the checkin - it's so easy wit weapons
Bring ya whole crew to see me... after some words I'll drop 'ichio' like a BB impression
^hmm. the wp is kinda coo, so pts for that (evn tho it doesnt work perfectly for me, but w/e). but even after googling, i still dunno who ichio is. mb u meant ichigo? because ichio brings up no results. so idk. if the line is still rly obscure after googling, i cant rly call it a hit. i'd still like some clarification tho, cuz the wp wasn't bad
We seen you bitch. You look like the X-man that was equipped wit dick vision yo
Maybe a satchel is a manly purse... that fruity shit u do in every pic wit ur lips isn't tho
^aite
You don't hustle Burd - I throw O's for a cpl hundred & I still stack absurdly
If you even BOUGHT an ounce at 2 bills you prolly lowballed Diode on a pack of jerky
^dece current event
& your baby moms depressed as fuck... Either sleepin or takin pills
I bet that Slippin Jimmy haunts her memories worse than James McGill
^lol aite. solid closer.

so orc rly didnt drop too hard here. seems he underestimated junto quite a bit, cuz this was pretty close. orc had a lotta decent lines that werent misses by any means, but didnt too hard either. his closer was prtty good tho. junto last 3 were all clean too. orchid rly missed for me. the rest'a his didnt do much for me. well. this is rly close. i mean, orc dropped lazy, but i think he was still more consistent with his verse. junto had some actual misses imo. orc was cleaner with his execution too. i can def see ppl voting for jun here, but i think i got orc. props to junto tho. made it real close. so yea. close battle for sure. props to both.
v/orc

edit. btw, ichio explanation and looking up to orc cancel each other out, so these dont rly matter much for my vote. js, so there's no confusion.

[Allen Knight]

U ain't done the damage to face me, & ur G status is failing..
So you managed to eat Potato?! Wow, I'm Irish.. we do that on the daily
^^^cool opener w/ personal twist but nothing to hard hittin
Ya alias is irrelevant. U got the lamest life & the fakest hype
this is Junto. aka Mr 'I scraped 4 wins vs the worst to ever grace this site'
^^^nah
Yup. I'm boasting the best steeze while coastin' on Netcees.
Trust after one hit u'll be 'Looking Up to Orc' like most of these Textcees.
^^^nice
Ur suburban & mellow.. shit ya whole steeze verging on hell no
J just post alotta shit nobody reads. Congrats, you the txt version of Geno
^^^nah
O can get violent as shit, u ball up n' cry if you hit ..
Dog. You can relate to Bruce Jenner how even ur inner child is a bitch.
^^^dope
Faggot bitch, the facts is this: Ur average shit is absent hits
I Fathered ya wholeee style. &&this battle proves it's ok to smack ya kids
^^^not feelin this closer

Vs

That gun bar shit got you hype, but that's not your life or your headspace
Last time you had to pick up shells it was fish taco night at your 'rents place
^^^nah at this
Proud papa now? wit some on the way? That's rough brother, pray...
Cuz it's 1 call for an arrangement of orchids delivered WHENEVER... fuck Mothers Day
^^^idc if this is played tbh...w/ the frresh twist on its still decent imo
Look if it's beef I let the heat do the checkin - it's so easy wit weapons
Bring ya whole crew to see me... after some words I'll drop 'ichio' like a BB impression
^^^nah
We seen you bitch. You look like the X-man that was equipped wit dick vision yo
Maybe a satchel is a manly purse... that fruity shit u do in every pic wit ur lips isn't tho
^^^cool
You don't hustle Burd - I throw O's for a cpl hundred & I still stack absurdly
If you even BOUGHT an ounce at 2 bills you prolly lowballed Diode on a pack of jerky
^^^dope
& your baby moms depressed as fuck... Either sleepin or takin pills
I bet that Slippin Jimmy haunts her memories worse than James McGill
^^^^LOL nice closer

this was dumb close, i feel orc really didnt drop like he usually does, i think he slept here imo honestly, he had acouple dope bars but the some weak w/e ones.
junto did good had a real solid verse, this is close both had misses an nice bars but i think junto was just a lil more consistent tbh i think he caught orc slippin, vote junto. props to both had to re-read acouple of times could go either way. def BOTW

[Cashius]

Orc definitely underwhelmed for what he's capable of. Everything was pretty basic, which is fine....but it also lacked sting. Still haas typical Orc swag. Just not much substance.

Junto was very good IMO. A couple played concepts but I thought manly purse, ounce, and Jimmy were all solid. He pulls the upset here.

Junto.

[Defiant]

Orcs last 4

Vs

juntos last 6



Good battle, orc wording was dope but the first 6 were light, junto came nice never seen him before
diode line was lotb



vote junto

[El Muffin]

Got junto by a quote

3-2

Manly purse killed this thread

/junto

Last min srry