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Diode
04-29-2015, 09:05 PM
sent out samples to friends and family a week or two back. already have a bunch of people asking me if they can set up a monthly subscription. last month it was sweet & hot and cider pepper.

this month it's cherry cola and viet-thai spice.

anyone interested from here? it's $2.50/oz. yes, that's more than jack links or whatever shitty jerky you buy, but mine has no nitrites/preservatives/deadly levels of sodium/etc. it also includes shipping.

anyway - let me know and i'll pm you the paypal. 2oz max orders for this particular batch. i will be scaling up next batch.

currently forming an llc since this ended up being way more successful than i ever dreamed it would be. crazy shit.

Hush
04-29-2015, 09:07 PM
Lmao
Respect the hustle bro

~RustyGunZ~
04-29-2015, 09:14 PM
Viet Thai sounds dope pm me your paypal

El Muffin
04-29-2015, 09:47 PM
I'm not going to lie

This is very interesting

vier Thai

Cherry cola

Definitely gotta check this out

Ghost1
04-29-2015, 10:07 PM
It's beef?

I don't want no deer jerky......

Fig
04-29-2015, 10:18 PM
Damn you diode. I can't deny the jerky

big baby
04-29-2015, 11:04 PM
bb mite buy from u fucka didyote can get free sample wen bb hang with didioih this upcoming get together thx also make me admind thx also bb awesome thx also stfu fucka udiyitoe thx lol.

thx

Diode
04-29-2015, 11:07 PM
It's beef?

I don't want no deer jerky......

it's april. if someone is selling you deer jerky, prepare the immodium.

Strikta
04-29-2015, 11:59 PM
I'd like to see pics before I can decide.

uh-oh
04-30-2015, 06:12 AM
i'd be down if you didnt have the hippy flavors

you ever plan on just making a PEPPERED variety?

oats
04-30-2015, 06:33 AM
Korean customs won't allow meat in the mail (get it, meat in the male?)

nah but forreal, I tried to order buffalo jerky and got denied. sounds dank though

Mr. J
04-30-2015, 11:02 AM
Deer Jerky>>>>>

Badweather
04-30-2015, 01:54 PM
i'll definitely purchase jerky from you as soon as i get some reviews from my brethren.


what kind of jerky is it? venison?

StarFaggot
04-30-2015, 04:01 PM
i'll definitely purchase jerky from you as soon as i get some reviews from my brethren.


what kind of jerky is it? venison?

You won't.

StarFaggot
04-30-2015, 04:02 PM
I'd like to see pics before I can decide.

$13.50 per bag.

~RustyGunZ~
04-30-2015, 06:42 PM
So funny chink

Ghost1
04-30-2015, 07:03 PM
I'm not buying any now cuz u fucking went half diode on me.

Witty
04-30-2015, 07:24 PM
Not my kind of thing personally but my step dad is crazy about it, I'll tell him next time i see him, I'll sell it like its manna from heaven to make him buy it cuz ur a bro.

Urban Dialect
04-30-2015, 08:06 PM
you had me at sweet and hot

StarFaggot
04-30-2015, 08:13 PM
So funny chink



Jew.

~RustyGunZ~
04-30-2015, 08:25 PM
Jew.

Zipper head gorilla hybrid piece of filth

StarFaggot
04-30-2015, 08:33 PM
Zipper head gorilla hybrid piece of filth

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Back & forth with you bores me.

I won.

El Muffin
04-30-2015, 09:39 PM
lunesta

big baby
04-30-2015, 10:02 PM
What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Back & forth with you bores me.

I won.

this joke was literally the only joke on jokes.com back in 1997.

stop nyc

StarFaggot
04-30-2015, 10:12 PM
it's a classic.

boof
05-01-2015, 02:38 AM
dehydrated flesh yum

maybe if it was from your dead carcass you FUCK

El Muffin
05-01-2015, 04:26 AM
Mike u faggot

uh-oh
05-01-2015, 06:36 AM
dehydrated flesh yum

maybe if it was from your dead carcass you FUCK

lmaoooooooo

Badweather
05-01-2015, 10:05 AM
So...is it beef jerky or what? Beef jerky is boring. I'm sick of eating dead cows

Fart
05-01-2015, 11:38 PM
when is deer jerky 'season' ? i want that.

Split Eight
05-01-2015, 11:51 PM
I'd be interested in a large quantity of buffalo/ bison jerky

Diode
05-02-2015, 12:05 AM
when is deer jerky 'season' ? i want that.

winter

Hush
05-08-2015, 05:59 PM
Pretty sure no ones buying this

~RustyGunZ~
05-08-2015, 07:18 PM
Diode

Pics? Been wicked busy haven't been on my laptop in 2 weeks but I'll get at you

Kind of more interested in your next batch so I could order two kinds cus cherry cola sounds disgusting

Shank
05-12-2015, 06:05 PM
moose jerky >>

uh-oh
05-12-2015, 07:12 PM
do you have any plans of making a plain peppered jerky?

Fart
05-12-2015, 07:15 PM
moose jerky >>

interesting

Diode
05-12-2015, 10:20 PM
do you have any plans of making a plain peppered jerky?

sure.

fyi i didn't bump this because the latest batch sold out to fam + friends quickly.

scheming the next round already. need to increase scope. 4lb roast / 2lb product isn't enough to satiate these bastards.

i'll let you know what i do next round.

current price is $2.50/oz + shipping or $10 per 3oz w/ ship included.

Destroyer
05-12-2015, 10:21 PM
that's gangsta

~RustyGunZ~
05-12-2015, 10:43 PM
sure.

fyi i didn't bump this because the latest batch sold out to fam + friends quickly.

scheming the next round already. need to increase scope. 4lb roast / 2lb product isn't enough to satiate these bastards.

i'll let you know what i do next round.

current price is $2.50/oz + shipping or $10 per 3oz w/ ship included.

Lemme know

Certain
05-12-2015, 10:56 PM
I've been up on Krave lately.

http://i.imgur.com/pmpsZn5.jpg

Diode
05-12-2015, 11:26 PM
I've been up on Krave lately.

http://i.imgur.com/pmpsZn5.jpg

hershey bought those guys out. have you noticed any change?

Certain
05-12-2015, 11:32 PM
hershey bought those guys out. have you noticed any change?

I never had it before two weeks ago. It was on sale at Target, so I bought a bag. Then I went back and bought like four more because the sale price was cheaper than the online bulk price.

Diode
05-13-2015, 12:00 AM
actually n/m, doubt there is much change. founder is a trust fund baby who used other people's money to throw his brand at the wall to see what stuck.

we can all be so lucky!

El Muffin
05-13-2015, 01:43 AM
wow great packaging/marketing

that peek into its contents is intriguing

looks very good

never seen krave

but then again the nearest targets like a hr away