tonites the nite bros

[Ghost1]

I'm currently drinking fluids and whisky

Shitting my brains out

Getting ready

Getting my game face on




She says....to me

My crochette class ends at 9 I'll be over then. I SAY NO I WANNA FUCK U NOW. She says well I have to shower first ...an I say just come over an we can fuck in the shower. She says maybe.

This means yes

And this means is am going to pee on her.

I know that some of us may have had our differences I the past but idk when this type of opportunity will arise again bros. Keep me in your thoughts tonite as I attempt to accomplish wat few men have accomplished. The golden shower.

Upon completion of this task I will require a name change

u will see me in all of my glory once I have completed this journey


I will see u on the other side bros.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don't fucking fail me bro

[Ghost1]

I am the matrix

I will not falter

[Witty]

Your destiny is reaching out to you.

Grip it with both hands.

[Ghost1]

Positive fox tags. For tonite only

[Fig]

This is a gateway fetish, man. What if you like it?

Next you'll start shitting on bitches. Or vomiting. Or shit piss vomit cobbler mixed with nigger jizz. You decide.

[YDK]

Do it...fuckin do it bags. Cover her in golden glory

[uh-oh]

godspeed

[Mr. J]

Give her the cornbread & beans

[Ghost1]

Shot down.

[Sharp]

You miss 100% of the legs you don't piss on

[El Muffin]

For the sake of human achievement, I'll put aside the hate for once and say


May your urine be coated in the scent of champions

[Ghost1]

I SAID I WAS SHOT DOWN FUCKING STUPID IDIOT FAGOT DRENCROM GO FUCK UR SELF U MULLATO PIECE OF SHIT.

[Split Eight]

should've mocked her more

[Bodey]

if you pee on her and she laughs, she's a keeper

if she acts all high and mighty... that bitch needs to be disposed of.

and shit on.

[Badweather]

She shot you down. Are you...pissed?

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

Shot down.

.................................................. ..........................

[Batty]

Man, I was reading this shit and I was on the edge of my seat... then when I read "shot down" I swear I heard the piano music from the old Hulk tv show.

Legit sad, bros.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

out of all the nasty hoes you fuck with, you never pissed on one of them sperm banks?




kill yourself nigga. you are extremely pathetic.