i put a tall boy in the freezer

[dead man]

and left it in there like 20 minutes too long and it's fucking frozen

and now i have to wait for it to thaw. i'm sitting here staring at it like a shithead junkie testing its popsicle/beer ratio every couple minutes or so.

these are my serious real life problems. what are yours?

[Allen Knight]

lol, wat kinda beer?

[dead man]

http://s3-media4.fl.yelpassets.com/bphoto/0bu9hu2VNHG-cl2F8PuxHQ/o.jpg

[El Muffin]

I'm losing my fucking mind

[Split Eight]

<3PBR<3

did anyone else thjnk this thread was gonna be a Neighbor bar?

[El Muffin]

Lol, yes.

Funny you menTion it

SWHY I clicked on this thread tbh

Lol woe is me no beer froooozen

Nigga do some real drugs

speaking of real drugs

Where's dull boy

[PancakeBrah]

muff you really should go outside or something man.

to dead man's topic;

this is an interesting situation you've found yourself in and i pray you find safe passage during this dark period. there is no feeling like the feeling of not being able to drink when you thought you would be able to drink. a purgatory i wish upon no man.

[oats]

I was expecting something like:

tall boy in the freezer, Marlboro in my lungs
Dropped calls in the basement - I'd pick it up if it rung

[dead man]

after chyeahhh started butchering the "first line of bar in title" threads, i decided it best to let Neighbor handle that sort of thing exclusively.

sorry Neighbor, i'm tagging you too much this week.

[Wise Wiggles]

Yeah man. That sucks. I'm kind of having a panic attack right now froM smoking too much bud. Gonna go smoke a stog and wait for my girl, hoping my heart doesn't explode. And what, you only have one? Or did it to all of them..

[dead man]

only have one left over from the weekend

sounds like maybe you should take a good old fashioned T break homie

[dead man]

Lol, yes.

Funny you menTion it

SWHY I clicked on this thread tbh

Lol woe is me no beer froooozen

Nigga do some real drugs

speaking of real drugs

Where's dull boy
oh yeah man let's READ some STANLEY KUBRICK AND DO SUM REAL DRUGS

you know, his screenplays

let's read those.

fucka idiyote.

[El Muffin]

Like I said

I read the novel

[Ghost1]

Drencrom take a breather bruh

[El Muffin]

Ok lemme explain my reasoning for ya

Deadman

U asked me if I read clockwork orange because my avy correct?

Well I assumed u thought i got all hipstery after JUST RECENTLY reading the novel or something. All I'm saying is I'm familiar w/ the subject matterN have been 4 years...Whether it be the film, references in a song, or the OBV THE FKN NOVEL ITSELF


damn


Jesus christ I hate u guys

fucking pieces of shits

[Ghost1]

In regards to OP

Shit is a MUGGY 80 degrees out. All the windows in the crib open and the lights off still sweattin llike a robranda twerk vid out this bitch an I kno soon as I put the window units in the temp will drop back to 60 for another 2 weeks.

Got sum makers on deck Makin me even hotter. Fuck it tho.

I think this chink loving would be toilet seat bitch is falling in love with me and all the while I have fallen pretty hard for another married woman who sporadically agrees to make out with me in the parking lot at my work.

I'm getting crazy big from lifting tho an getting pussy is becoming based on aesthetics and not personality which is REFRESHING cuz fuck these dumb hoes. Got me sharing my beautiful mind with them just so they'll spread their legs. Fuck off.

Oh an I thought for sure u were gonna say ur brewha exploded in the freezer. Glad it didnt. Soon u will profit.

[Split Eight]

I am drinking my last black & tan. No worse feeling than drinking your last beer

[oats]

I'm making a smoothie and just used my last mango, so I feel the pain.

[dead man]

In regards to OP

Shit is a MUGGY 80 degrees out. All the windows in the crib open and the lights off still sweattin llike a robranda twerk vid out this bitch an I kno soon as I put the window units in the temp will drop back to 60 for another 2 weeks.

Got sum makers on deck Makin me even hotter. Fuck it tho.

I think this chink loving would be toilet seat bitch is falling in love with me and all the while I have fallen pretty hard for another married woman who sporadically agrees to make out with me in the parking lot at my work.

I'm getting crazy big from lifting tho an getting pussy is becoming based on aesthetics and not personality which is REFRESHING cuz fuck these dumb hoes. Got me sharing my beautiful mind with them just so they'll spread their legs. Fuck off.

Oh an I thought for sure u were gonna say ur brewha exploded in the freezer. Glad it didnt. Soon u will profit.
dude honestly i think you might have fucked up kicking it with a crazy girl who's husband is about to croak. for any extended amount of time no less. i would cut ties before that happens. i mean, she knows where you live. it's a volatile situation.

my whole thing is, a woman who's going to betray her dying husband is probably capable of horrible, horrible things that you likely won't want to deal with.

not trying to kill your buzz here but i only have your best interest at heart.

banging coworkers is a whole other pile of impending shit.

lmao. you clearly know how to pick em.

[Allen Knight]

personally i hope this is all a set up & her and her husband lure him to a cabin in the woods
an piss an shit on him for 2 days then torture him to death w/ a spiked dildo.

[dead man]

or stabs him with moose tranquilizer and he wakes up hooked up to her husband's chemo machines pumping him with half cancer drugs and half his piss

"i'll teach you to pee on my whore wife"

[big baby]

take a breathalyzer muff

lmao!!! get it it like breather but breathalyzer cause fuck a drunk idiyotr lmao

[Split Eight]

not sure if it'd be weirder for Muff to be drunk or sober right now

[Allen Knight]

or stabs him with moose tranquilizer and he wakes up hooked up to her husband's chemo machines pumping him with half cancer drugs and half his piss

"i'll teach you to pee on my whore wife"

loll, he does deserve this plus more.

[Ghost1]

LMFAO

Fuck u bros.

Lol. Fuck u.


His cancer is in remission also.


Nah but for real I'm bout to blaze like 2 more times then be DONE

[Allen Knight]

yea right u wont stop the only pussy u gotten in months over cancer.

[Eŋg]

I have fallen pretty hard for another married woman who sporadically agrees to make out with me in the parking lot at my work.

this was cute.

[Split Eight]

catching the feels is never cute

[El Muffin]

Karma has the biggest dick though

[Allen Knight]

Karma has the biggest dick though

of course u would kno.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Muff must love karma then amirite guys????

[Inno]

That shit is bum water.

Goes great with cocaine

Go figure

[Strikta]

I agree it goes great w/ cocaine.

[oats]

I don't think there's any beer that doesn't go well with coke tbh. More cocaine goes really well with cocaine, though.

[Geno]

phew
i literrally red this litterally up until dr dog first post. like, WTF!?!?! HES DEAD NOW?

[dead man]

I don't think there's any beer that doesn't go well with coke tbh. More cocaine goes really well with cocaine, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLUwDRGIZBM

[Wise Wiggles]

Lol BTW I read thread title in my Jeffery Dahmer voice.

Nice going Sir Blacketh

[fraze]

whatever you do. do NOT put the can in the microwave. seriously. bad news.

[EtH]

I still can't believe people over there actually say Tall Boy.

You get normal sized cans, and you get child sized cans. Step your game up America!

[dead man]

I still can't believe people over there actually say Tall Boy.

You get normal sized cans, and you get child sized cans. Step your game up America!
cool post cocksuck. where are you from?

somewhere they sell 24oz beers by the 6-pack?

if so, i'll be there shortly.

[Ghost1]

I'm confused because

It was not a cool post?

AH WELP never did really get the "intermet" anyways.


I cut that bitch loose today dead man now let's just pray she doesn't cut my skin off tonite while I'm sleeping.

[dead man]

yeahhh if you could post that text convo that would be great for this thread's post count....

ill go ahead and assume it was over text

[Ghost1]

LOL work email actually.

I'll see about emailing it to my home email when I get in tomorrow

[dead man]

lmao wow you managed to make it even more impersonal

well done

[Ghost1]

Hahaha NAHMEAN