Zelph's Welcome Thread (vid & pics inside..beware)

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Hello NETCEES! Thy name is Zelph from RB. I am sponsored by MUFF and sometimes Bilbo BAGSins(reaching).

On RB some may say I'm a troll(idek what that means) but I've come here to actually battle. I sometimes get the urge to post some shit not all agree with(mostly admins), so instead of going crazy with all that on NC..I'll post everything in here. Or RB.

I'm that nigga who "bit" off a biter. Lulz.

Here are some pics of me:

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/5F181F46-CC83-48E6-9BAB-4F1474DF26C9_zpscpvpmvll.jpg (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/5F181F46-CC83-48E6-9BAB-4F1474DF26C9_zpscpvpmvll.jpg.html)
Here's a recent selfie of me

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/0F893BD0-5291-4A94-BCB1-C8F4C26285D4_zpsv51zze4g.jpg (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/0F893BD0-5291-4A94-BCB1-C8F4C26285D4_zpsv51zze4g.jpg.html)
This is me with my chick, she's one lucky gal I must admit

http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/89AB7903-0163-47BF-A383-861D8BE61B6F_zpskwxoossw.jpg (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/89AB7903-0163-47BF-A383-861D8BE61B6F_zpskwxoossw.jpg.html)
Here is Amen in a fresh pair of J's


Videos:

White people at Sunfest dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i37g2K2GrQ

My video battle against Celp Tot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAzo0JkHJo





http://i1060.photobucket.com/albums/t449/jdmnations/E222A781-5D04-43A2-BD16-68AAC1FD8A0D_zpsxii3wwae.gif (http://s1060.photobucket.com/user/jdmnations/media/E222A781-5D04-43A2-BD16-68AAC1FD8A0D_zpsxii3wwae.gif.html)

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Innovator I'm in broward where you at lol

[Inno]

Lmao jesus you stepped in to the wolves den with steaks in your hands yo.


Homestead

[El Muffin]

Yes yes yes
Lmfao

*performs a ritual*

*summons the goons*
Bagsworth Bentley Batty Allen Knight big baby Fig

@everyone



btw lol I had nothing to do w/ this

Cept bringing him over here oyeah

[veritas]

This is my new favorite guy. Epic battle vid.

[8===D~~~~(}:]

LET THERE BE DISS MEMES AND HARSH WORDS FROM FELLOW ASSOCIATES! Yeet


Homestead lol I have a cousin who lives over there.

I work for BSO Innovator

[Inno]

Hahaha nice i probably know him.

But yo yo girl is nice.

Is new delian?

Bso?

[El Muffin]

Lmfaooooooo oooo

The assimilation is complete

Welcome to ncs

[~RustyGunZ~]

Why is Muff trying so hard to be part of roasting and the new guy gauntlet act we do here?

You're not one of us Muff

This zelph guy is more one of us than you

My god you're pathetic

[8===D~~~~(}:]

Hahaha nice i probably know him.

But yo yo girl is nice.

Is new delian?

Bso?

Man idk what you is saying you're sounding like muff right now lol

[veritas]

Tell me the convo you had with her to convince her to dance

[veritas]

And what you know bout that nutmeg ?

[El Muffin]

Why is Muff trying so hard to be part of roasting and the new guy gauntlet act we do here?

You're not one of us Muff

This zelph guy is more one of us than you

My god you're pathetic


5hats funny considering your inherently a long bar faggot tho

and you had to nc yourself to death to wash the fgt off

I was 5he re to witness it lol

N now ur a big boy

lol sit down somewhere ginger jew

U genetic anomaly

[Hush]

You seem chill bro

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To answer all inquiries in one short summary.

I paid good money for this chick, she was shipped in from Luxembourg. She doesn't know many inglish and sometimes it rubs off on me.

Dat nutmeg doe

[Inno]

lmao that nigga said us


Fucking gone.

Stupid jew.

Its fucking website you piece of shit kike

Edit:

Yo the level of faggot that jew exudes is amazing.

Us

You dont belong hahahahahaha.

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao that nigga said us


Fucking gone.

Stupid jew.

Its fucking website you piece of shit kike

I'll buy your parents if you speak to me like that again

[~RustyGunZ~]

To answer all inquiries in one short summary.

I paid good money for this chick, she was shipped in from Luxembourg. She doesn't know many inglish and sometimes it rubs off on me.

Dat nutmeg doe

Get her teeth fixed

[Inno]

after buying them will you still be a useless kike?


If so, by all means jew

[Ghost1]

I don't want any part of this.



Somehow muff managed to come out looking like the lamest lonely fagot itt

An that's including OP

I just can't anymore.

Smh.

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What the hell is a kike

[big baby]

hmm!!

1. doesn't like amen 7+ points
2, he post pic wit girlz unlike muff dat fatixihio fsg 11+ points
3, HE GOT FAT BUTt!!!!! hehe so kewt lil legs 56+ point

just stay outta bb way FUCKA idiyotr
muff don't ever tag me again fucks stupid idiyotr



now get the FUCk out bb office

[El Muffin]

I don't want any part of this.



Somehow muff managed to come out looking like the lamest lonely fagot itt

An that's including OP

I just can't anymore.

Smh.

Hey hey hey.

We do this everyday. put the anti muff agenda on the backburner

I summoned u 4 a reason

Tis isn't about m3 ignore me n do what u do b3st?

Ok

Pz nigga

[~RustyGunZ~]

after buying them will you still be a useless kike?


If so, by all mean jew

No but I will hunt them with bags

[big baby]

I don't want any part of this.



Somehow muff managed to come out looking like the lamest lonely fagot itt

An that's including OP

I just can't anymore.

Smh.

fucking legit gone that you posted this as I posted mine

bb same mindset lmao!!!!!

mmufff FUCKA loser 4 lyf lmao!!! omg

[Fig]

*shrugs*

Sup man, welcome to the site.

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I make this thread expecting a roast on me and what do I get? You mothfuckers barking at each other smh

[Ghost1]

Hey hey hey.

We do this everyday. put the anti muff agenda on the backburner

I summoned u 4 a reason

Tis isn't about m3 ignore me n do what u do b3st?

Ok

Pz nigga

We?

Idk wat the fuck ur talking about.

Get the fuck away from me u mulatto piece of shit.

Dont ever fucking tag me in a thread again u husky loner.

[El Muffin]

Bagsworth Bentley

[El Muffin]

yeah, nigga

[~RustyGunZ~]

Did you even just read a clockwork orange muff?

[veritas]

What you know bout Dat nutmeg though?

[Batty]

I make this thread expecting a roast on me and what do I get? You mothfuckers barking at each other smh

I think people are just confused right now. I myself don't truly know if you want feed on your verse or just to be welcomed to the site tbh. I am down for whatever tho.

If my psychology doesn't fail me (and it never does) you could have a bright future in cuckolding or the supermarket industry.

Let me know.

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Ok now I'm mad at muff for encouraging me to make this

[big baby]

fucking gone @ innovator imvariably sheds light on his parents mistreatment of him ITT "kill dem idc dey never helped me!!"
FUCKA Gone muff thinks me bags and fig are mercenaries for hire to eliminate his foes
FUCKA gone muff Slowly jacking off to hear sum funny jokes 4Rum bb n friends
FUCKA gone

[El Muffin]

Ok now I'm mad at muff for encouraging me to make this

Lol. Apologies

I should have known it would be something like this

But damn I didn't expect this onslaught

Thought yall would appreciate this guy

Whate er

[Inno]

I love you bb

[veritas]

I think people are just confused right now. I myself don't truly know if you want feed on your verse or just to be welcomed to the site tbh. I am down for whatever tho.

If my psychology doesn't fail me (and it never does) you could have a bright future in cuckolding or the supermarket industry.

Let me know.
Yeah ya boy does look like the gay love child hybrid of Ill Nik a , johnny football, and the son from good luck Charlie if we are being honest here

[Batty]

Oh shit nugga...

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/goodluckcharlie/images/e/e4/Gabe2.png


That just gave me a Randy Orton Diamond Cutter

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Tell me this guy don't look like muff

[~RustyGunZ~]

If Muff was 40lbs lighter and could afford a haircut

Yiu never answered what type of towel head you are though

[PancakeBrah]

lol

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Hmm type of towel head

Well I bathe with Dove for the body and Selsun Blue for the dandruff

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[El Muffin]

@ Knucklehead

He's Columbian

I thought he was Chilean or Argentinan at first glance

Like a pinochet or Sergio Martinez skin color

He doesn't look Arabic at all

Do u even jew

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[El Muffin]

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[~RustyGunZ~]

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Don't stop now!

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[Ghost1]

Gone

[Sharp]

holy shit

Tish Faco your verse is due in NBL friday

[Vulgar]

My advice: Stay away from the lime.

[uh-oh]

THIS TROUT MOUTH NIGGA GETS MY SEAL OF APPROVAL

[fraze]

Wow. That verse was pretty dope. You have an amazing future ahead of you in the rap industry. And how bout that girl of yours? Isn't she a catch? She seems REALLY nice...

[El Muffin]

What do people from Luxembourg speak?

Do they have a national language or they speak like french or German or shit.

Not familiar w/ that country

I know more about Lichtenstein than fkn Luxembourg

[Ghost1]

Muff u plan on sleeping er have u done away with that for extra boarding hours?

[El Muffin]

In all honesty I cant

I'd go into detail

But that's never a good look for me

I'm laying in bed as we speak

but I'm not even remotely tired when I should be

my body is

My mind is racing though tbph

I think I legitimately might need some help

The insomnia is bad

[Ghost1]

U need to make sum changes drencrom.

[El Muffin]

Don't we all

[Junto]

That video battle was HARD

SLOOOW IT DOOOWWN. That video battle .. *2 thumbs to chest* .. was HARD

Has anyone else cracked the code in Dancake's lol period pattern?

[Split Eight]

That video battle was HARD

SLOOOW IT DOOOWWN. That video battle .. *2 thumbs to chest* .. was HARD



Lmao

[Batty]

If you sped up the video, it would improve everything by 30%

no trollmo.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

Muff going through opiate withdrawal, tho.

[El Muffin]

Not just opiates lol

[El Muffin]

Lol they were minor

Keep in mind I only been goin hard for a month or 2

yesterday was horrid lol..

Mad anxiety..couldn't sleep

I think I sweated most everything out

I feel alot better today. My senses are magnified like a mfer

I wasn't aware that they were dulled so much when I was dosing

Hmm

[~RustyGunZ~]

That's so cool Muff did you watch a clockwork orange while you were dosing bro??

[El Muffin]

More than likely

Btw it isn't cool knuck

I'm aware that it's not a good thing/nor something to be proud of

Having a habit

I wouldn't even call it that

I go through phases. Might not fk w/ anything for a yr.

Then there might be a month where I'm like out there

Srsly

[Witty]

Huh

[El Muffin]

Read it again

I was editing