"Stardust, nugga you got the juice now" -batty

[Batty]

Cody Rhodes is the whitest member of the Rhodes family.

Cody Rhodes is the whitest wrestler.

Cody Whites might be the whitest American ever.


This is that motherfucker's wife tho:




http://www.wwe24seven.com/images/35/eden-stiles-141.jpg

https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3876/15170231596_9af4ea8dd8_b.jpg

http://www.divaswrestlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Eden-Stiles-with-Her-Boyfriend-Cody-Rhodes.jpg

^ this nigga knows he won, looking like a somber iguana and shit.

Those psuedo-negro Samoan twins ain't pulling in quality pussy like this, trust. Cody is that dude, salute.

[Batty]

PS- she's the ring announcer chick in WWE.

TITTIES ALMOST AS BIG AS DUSTY'S

Maybe not almost tho.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Gross

[Batty]

http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu132/CewshReviews/WWE/Classic/WWE%20Royal%20Rumble%201990/vlcsnap-4617485.jpg

[Chill Phil]

Gross

Yeah, kinda.

I'm not impressed

[veritas]

"Hard times" indeed sir.

[Batty]

He's just a common man, working hard with his hands.

[veritas]

I tell you what hard times are brother, hard times is when a man works his whole life, only to get laid off, and they give him a watch, that's hard times.

hard times is when you married to a woman who is so stunning that her eyes alone break your dick off every time you try to sit down in jeans. that's hard times.

[Batty]

Art, bro. My eyes got tears in them.

[Diode]

bet his half brother sleeps in the closet all day waiting for them to come home and softly masturbates with his tears while shattered dreams plays in the background

[Badweather]

she just looks like she's boring. like even in bed.

looks like the type that only does missionary, while holding her hands over her nipples (like in that photo), and says "oww" when you put any kind of weight on her

[veritas]

she just looks like she's boring. like even in bed.

looks like the type that only does missionary, while holding her hands over her nipples (like in that photo), and says "oww" when you put any kind of weight on her

you sound like a faggot right now.

[El Muffin]

She got a lil pouty pussy tho

That thing mean boy

[Chill Phil]

you sound like a faggot right now.

i really care about your opinion. tell me more about your thoughts on me so i can change immediately

[veritas]

You acting real Geno right now bro. Take a break. Log off.

[Chill Phil]

yes sir, but before i log off...are there any other suggestions that'll make me better in your eyes?

[veritas]

Yes. Cut off All ties to geno. He is cancer.

[Chill Phil]

ok buddy...


logging off now

[Batty]

she just looks like she's boring. like even in bed.

looks like the type that only does missionary, while holding her hands over her nipples (like in that photo), and says "oww" when you put any kind of weight on her


Uncle Phil this is what I be talking about bro, this is like the end to the movie Se7en where the dude knows if he does it he will be a deadly sin himself and then he does it anyway. You are capable of so much more... you got dope ideas about cereal and you like shit like knifeguns but bro, your thoughts on females is why you stay taking that midnight train to turkey bacon for one land.

This ain't hate, this is an intervention.

[Chill Phil]

Uncle Phil this is what I be talking about bro, this is like the end to the movie Se7en where the dude knows if he does it he will be a deadly sin himself and then he does it anyway. You are capable of so much more... you got dope ideas about cereal and you like shit like knifeguns but bro, your thoughts on females is why you stay taking that midnight train to turkey bacon for one land.

This ain't hate, this is an intervention.

it's an opinion batty.


she looks boring to me.

who cares?

[Batty]

it's an opinion batty.


she looks boring to me.

who cares?


I know, Phil... I know but it's about how you got to that opinion. I've seen hot boring bitches before but I ain't gonna jump to conclusions ya know... maybe she's like Zelph's girl and just ain't never been fucked by an actual lifesize savage manbeast? Maybe once she jumps off the Make-a-Wish service she could get turned out, yanno?

Where you jump to opinions, I jump at opportunities... we just different like that. I'm trying to look out for you cause while you eating turkey bacon, I'm eating pussy...

And turkey bacon too, that shit is delicious, can't front. Put it in paper towels in the microwave for 3:33 and that shit is crisp as fuck.

NSFW:
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?t=56902794

^ looks fun to me, dawg.

[El Muffin]

I'd suck tge pigmentation off the pussy tbh

She's bad

[Chill Phil]

I know, Phil... I know but it's about how you got to that opinion. I've seen hot boring bitches before but I ain't gonna jump to conclusions ya know... maybe she's like Zelph's girl and just ain't never been fucked by an actual lifesize savage manbeast? Maybe once she jumps off the Make-a-Wish service she could get turned out, yanno?

Where you jump to opinions, I jump at opportunities... we just different like that. I'm trying to look out for you cause while you eating turkey bacon, I'm eating pussy...

And turkey bacon too, that shit is delicious, can't front. Put it in paper towels in the microwave for 3:33 and that shit is crisp as fuck.

NSFW:
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?t=56902794

^ looks fun to me, dawg.
I didn't say she was boring, just looks it. In my opinion she LOOKS like a boring lay.

[Split Eight]

She got a lil pouty pussy tho

That thing mean boy

read this in Muffs voice and had to go outside to catch my breath

lmaaaooooo I cant

[Batty]

I didn't say she was boring, just looks it. In my opinion she LOOKS like a boring lay.


https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5589/15006582890_993ed4f753_b.jpg

[Chill Phil]

Still looks like she'd be a cold fish in bed bro. She's pretty, just doesn't have the look that says she's an active partner in bed. Sowwwy

[Batty]

Still looks like she'd be a cold fish in bed bro. She's pretty, just doesn't have the look that says she's an active partner in bed. Sowwwy

I'm not sure how familiar you are with black girlology, but she poured a bucket of ice water over her hair. That means she will do anything in bed.

At this point, I feel like it is my duty to get you on board...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtK2k2W-HbQ

Plus a G like me loves getting stuck up girls to get dirty, so even if she is stuck up forreal, I'd have her doing ATM on the first date.

Certified G...Bona-fide thug..

[dead man]

i dont know who cory rhodes is but he is most likely winning

[veritas]

Phil I gotta keep it 100 with you.

you are either A) a homosexual and/or B) just disagreeing to seem different

call it.

[veritas]

I'm not sure how familiar you are with black girlology, but she poured a bucket of ice water over her hair. That means she will do anything in bed.

At this point, I feel like it is my duty to get you on board...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtK2k2W-HbQ

Plus a G like me loves getting stuck up girls to get dirty, so even if she is stuck up forreal, I'd have her doing ATM on the first date.

Certified G...Bona-fide thug..


I co sign this, but it is certified G bonafide stud bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic

[Cosign Carlisle]

i dont know who cory rhodes is but he is most likely winning

[dead man]

i don't understand the pathology of enjoying pro wrestling as a grown adult.

is it the storylines? or the acrobatics / choreography? is it like the circus mixed with a soap opera?

genuinely curious

[Chill Phil]

Phil I gotta keep it 100 with you.

you are either A) a homosexual and/or B) just disagreeing to seem different

call it.

You're wrong about both. But I understand how this corner of the internet works.


Whatever you wanna think is correct, is always up to you.

[veritas]

You're wrong about both. But I understand how this corner of the internet works.


Whatever you wanna think is correct, is always up to you.

ok so....which one of the two am I the most wrong about, choice A or choice B?

[Batty]

I co sign this, but it is certified G bonafide stud bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic



Yeah, but I'm a certified "thug".

AND YOU CAN'T LEARN THAT.


I would poke a hole through a Fruit Roll-up and dart tongue this bitch's starfish.

Turn her nigga into Cuckoldust

[Cosign Carlisle]

I would poke a hole through a Fruit Roll-up and dart tongue this bitch's starfish.

[fraze]

if a girl is boring in bed, by definition, that means you're doing it wrong.

[Cosign Carlisle]

if a girl is boring in bed, by definition, that means you're doing it wrong.

[Chill Phil]

if a girl is boring in bed, by definition, that means you're doing it wrong.

Lmao. Well maybe one day, when you're further into a world of experiences with more people....you'll come across one or two women that curl up like fried shrimp as soon as you put your dick in them.

They tense up and EVERYTHING you do hurts.


Skills and motion won't matter once you come across that situation.

What you're saying is seriously just plain ignorance

[Ghost1]

@geno to punch the bitch in her head after she reaches fried shrimp climax

[veritas]

@geno to punch the bitch in her head after she reaches fried shrimp climax

Cmon Ant you know geno IS that chick.

[Ghost1]

Fair

[big baby]

bb hungry

[El Muffin]

http://s1045.photobucket.com/user/dlt_jr_87/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150507_184025_zpsnmhpqqdi.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

http://s1045.photobucket.com/user/dlt_jr_87/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20150507_184025_zpsnmhpqqdi.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0

Lol

[El Muffin]

Lol. So fat

[Inno]

Wtf^

[El Muffin]

:)

[Ghost1]

http://rs1045.pbsrc.com/albums/b455/dlt_jr_87/Mobile%20Uploads/20150507_184025_zpsnmhpqqdi.jpg~320x480


Muff u mad lonely.


An u fat lol.



Go outside.

[El Muffin]

U gets no gf pics

I don't have one

N I'm not takin pics of the hoes I'm smashing either

I wouldn't bring her home to mom

Why wud I bring her to tge lime lol

[El Muffin]

I lost mad weigh tho

Still chubby but I try

[Ghost1]

R u half talking to me.....half talking to urself?

U on the verge of a major breakdown I fear.

Also if the board would please note muff just compared NC to his mother.

[El Muffin]

I certainly did

[Ghost1]

Also....U are not smashing any chicks. Smh.

[Chill Phil]

Quit being faggots, and talk about me. I'm hot right now.

[El Muffin]

Also....U are not smashing any chicks. Smh.

lol so u fuck weirdo bitches n now u Don Juan Casanova

Foh u hideous pos

I kno ugly when I see it

N nigga

U fkn monstrous looking

Nasty

Eww

Disgusting

Dirty

How u manage to wear a suit n still look like a bum

Bum

Lol

[Ghost1]

Not really :/

Ur recent genoesque thread making charade has brought ur stock down noticeably if I'm being honest and Veritas return has completely overshadowed any mild momentum u had going prior to his arrival.

I legit thought this was a thread about him


Who r u again?

This post is for James avery....before muff emotionally posted between us

[El Muffin]

Oh oh this not ur thread muff

STFU BUM

oh no STOCK PLUMMETING

GOTTA SELL SHARES QUICK

lol @ threads

I make threads?

Oh ok

LOL FAGOT

[Ghost1]

......

Muff u gotta breathe bro

Let the posts lay before.responding 6 times and then u won't have to edit every post

Nahmean?

[El Muffin]

Ok

[veritas]

Muff is the man right now!

[big baby]

muff shut the fuck up

[PancakeBrah]

muff take a breather champ

[big baby]

legit gone @ muff having a muffin top tho

[veritas]

With phils bleeding vagina and muff muffing...all we need is geno and we can pull the master sword out of the obelisk in the lost woods.

[El Muffin]

The master sword was in the temple of light

gawd nerd better plz ;)

[Hush]

Sup w that hairline muff

[veritas]

You must have never snes?

[El Muffin]

Iono what ur see in

But my hairline isn't receding nor am I losing hair

I grow a ridiculous curly fro

I just cut it today

U made me get up n look hush

It's straight n it's where it's supposed to be?

Iono wat ur see in tbh

[El Muffin]

You must have never snes?

Oh shit.

Link from the past

Yea, my b

[PancakeBrah]

Muff, you have to see how desperate and obviously lonely you seem, right? You make awkward/embarassing admissions about yourself out of nowhere. You post a random selfie in a thread that's not about you. You legitimately get actually angry over the happenings of this site. You constantly talk about your recent relapse (?) into drugs. You double, triple, and quadruple post every day. Many of those multiple string posts have you expanding or refuting things you said in earlier posts. You literally talk to yourself here, on the internet text rap board. You get mad and type in all caps, because you're mad, like it's 2003. You post in every thread, almost asking to be ridiculed at this point. I've seen multiple posts where you preempt anyone talking shit about you when you had not posted in that topic and it wasn't about you, which is insane. I think you're seriously going through some shit in real life and think you really do need to take a break from this site for awhile and get your thoughts in line.

[El Muffin]

Awwwwww

I did it because it was random and I just..felt like it

Reason w/ me

One moment.

If I were truly seeking attention why wouldn't I make a thread instead of posting it in sum random wrestling thread That ppl might not see

u don't have me pegged bro..I appreciate the attempted help tho
Shows character

[veritas]

Oh shit.

Link from the past

Yea, my b

Riiiight my bro

[PancakeBrah]

Aww

It's embarassing. You're the sloppy drunk. Take your breather.

[El Muffin]

Dancake

I edited sum shit my bad

Read that plz

This time your off A bit

50 percent of ur post holds merit tho

[Ghost1]

There has to be something else for u to do?

[fraze]

The first step is admitting you have a problem. Are you ready to begin your journey?

[fraze]

Lmao. Well maybe one day, when you're further into a world of experiences with more people....you'll come across one or two women that curl up like fried shrimp as soon as you put your dick in them.

They tense up and EVERYTHING you do hurts.


Skills and motion won't matter once you come across that situation.

What you're saying is seriously just plain ignorance

Maybe I'm ignorant. Or maybe I appreciate the fact that different girls react differently to different techniques, and I have enough experience to change tactics if I'm not getting the reaction I want. I'm not really sure. You tell me. You seem to know so much about women.

(But from the above comments, you are clearly not the person to come to for foreplay advice.... simple solutions bruh.)

[Batty]

Awwwwww

I did it because it was random and I just..felt like it

Reason w/ me

One moment.

If I were truly seeking attention why wouldn't I make a thread instead of posting it in sum random wrestling thread That ppl might not see

u don't have me pegged bro..I appreciate the attempted help tho
Shows character


Muff, I enjoy you as a poster. I like people who are awkward and genuine. Keep being you, bro.

And word fraze. Pretty much what I was gonna say to Phil. The same exact technique don't work on all bitches. Niggas gotta adapt like the Predator when he pushes buttons on his wrist Com

[El Muffin]

Much appreciated.

[Chill Phil]

Maybe I'm ignorant. Or maybe I appreciate the fact that different girls react differently to different techniques, and I have enough experience to change tactics if I'm not getting the reaction I want. I'm not really sure. You tell me. You seem to know so much about women.

(But from the above comments, you are clearly not the person to come to for foreplay advice.... simple solutions bruh.)
Lololol


Ok dude

[veritas]

Phil,

Perhas Masaii is correct, based upon the chronicles of your sexual "exploits" on this site over the past few years, you do seem to fail often. You also come across at times more often than not genuinely confused about how to relationship?

no hate, just saying?

[Chill Phil]

Ok man!

[Chill Phil]

It'd be easy for anyone to respond emotionally and defensively to what you guys are saying. But, the single most important detail is you guys only KNOW whatever I've decided to TELL YOU...

That booty bootay!

[fraze]

Wisdom is having the courage to be honest with yourself.

[Chill Phil]

amen

[Hush]

Wait did this fsggot massai try to sneak back in under veritas coat tail?


Lmao
Nigga pulling the ole two kids under a trench coat trick
Low tier at its finest


"Welcome back"

[Muff Sadness Masker 3000]

Oh oh this isnot your thread muff?

I would not say STFU BUM because personal attacks are base and unbecoming!

oh no mySTOCK shares in foreign oil are PLUMMETING

GOTTA SELL SHARES QUICK

lol @ threads

I make threads that are rather normal, do you not agree?

Oh ok

I am glad we now see eye to eye

[fraze]

Wait did this fsggot massai try to sneak back in under veritas coat tail?


For the record this is not massai. Veritas just thinks I am. Ironic being misled by the truth...

[Ghost1]

U literally say this everytime ur outted lol

I hope ur son is born with a cleft lip that'd make tish faco shudder tbc.

[fraze]

U literally say this everytime ur outted lol

Which is exactly why I'm gonna say it once and leave it at that. If you still hear masaii... its just one of exasperation...

[Diode]

you logged into both of the bags shared alias accounts