Orc 1-1 vs Destroyer 0-0 - DES WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday, May 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first


For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
Good luck!
Orc Burd Destroyer

[Sharp]

Destroyer

this is now your battle

my bad about the mix up
Killing Spree you're good just be sure to vote this week so I can take that loss off

[Destroyer]

in for 10

[Burd]

u wana do pics

[Destroyer]

nah lets go reg

[Burd]

no problem. sent 10 to Sharp Destroyer

[Destroyer]

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin

[Burd]

Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife

[Wanderer]

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
meh
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
pretty cool
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
what
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
Set up doesn't match punch
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
Cool


Vs

Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
dont get
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
underwhelming
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
Nice idea, came off very forced
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
Nice
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
Cool closer


V/Burd

I just think he came slightly more consistently. Was feeling it more.

[fraze]

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
i liked the wp, but you didn't do anything with the setup to make this effective
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
i like this.
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
this is weak.
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
this works for snitching, not for biting. miss.
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
this was cool but the wording is a little off.


Hmph

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
aight, but this is a little forced.
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
not sure if you noticed, but you never actually directed this punch at anyone
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
don't like this concept, but you executed it well
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
scroll/scroll wp? really?
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
see it, but didn't like this deflategate punch


Destroyer had May/Jun and hits from Resin, but otherwise underwhelmed. Not a bad verse, but there were a few misses.

This might be the worst verse I've seen from Burd. Nothing was really original in the concepts and it just seemed a little unfocused. Not sure if he's rusty but this isn't up to his usual standard.

Vote: Destroyer

[iSpaz]

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
// lol
If I ask who the wackest old bum on this board is!?
.. you'll see a Show of Hands n' i don't mean a Jeff Dunham performance.
// not bad, not a fan of the "don't mean/ not this" at the end
U b talkn Nonsense. Swaying, n acting like wat u do is fair.
but it's Balderdash. just like you running from the mirror after losing hair
\\ not bad
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those
\\ this was fire
&&I feel 4 Tom Brady.. maaaan that shit was so untight
Dog, for u a Deflated Decision is finally putting away that Blow Up Wife
// cool

we can have words, but I got ur number u wack nerd
I'll square up w/hands in pockets, des don't need a sword to scab burd
\\ cool
face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st
\\ ehh
you're a self-admitted ladies man, so why try and seem tough?
I find it eerily fitting that Little Debbie gave birth to a cream puff
// wtf? lolll
STOP BITING!!! doesn't take a lot to see it's true this guy's shameful
because if loose lips sink ships...this Irish nigga is the Bermuda Triangle!
\\ loose lips sink ships, ugh
I lost all respect for u man, & I used to think of u as a legend
but u know u scrape the bottom of the bowl when u take hits from Resin
\\ not bad, could have been harsher imo


v/burd

[Cred]

Des, ur two first bars were nice

VS

Orc, I liked ur last two bars.

Hmm. I expected more from both tbh but both had sum bad misses but I think burds were jus a bit worse. First bar was forced bslderdash wasnt executed well neither. Idk des had a gay ass lil debbie line but his vrrse was jus a tad bit moreconsistent

V destroyer

[Tic]

Burd had opener which was nice. But that's really it. You used a show of hands bar on me, which was much better. Balderdash is pronounced bolder dash so that's a miss. Scroll? You've used that bar before my dude, come on. And the closer was weird.

Des had little Debbie was lol and th closer was pretty good. Other than that I didn't really like much.

Idk this battle was underwhelming. Both of these guys are dope but it didn't show here. I gotta give it to des cuz I've seen Orc use that scroll line before. Recycling is wack, my dude. You're a legend don't be lazy.

Des

[Junto]

A scabbard... everyone knew what that was right? no
Stomped out by me. Ha. Good one
How does little debbie tie in beside the creampuff part? awful
Never saw a loose lips bite flip. Fresh.
Resin. Orc bit something from him right? resin like weed + like his name is Resin... dope

vs.

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those

V/ Orc

[Razah]

Mann I dunno. To be honest, I didn't like anything too much from any verse. If I had to break it down, I would say my vote goes to Destroyer just because his verse flowed a lot smoother than the other verse. As far as what stood out, I really can't say anything stood out.

Im'a have to vote for:

vDestroyer

[jilti]

Scab burd & Resin

Vs.

Colavito & Balderdash


Thought this battle would be better but had 2 quotes a piece. Between the quotables gotta go w/ the better 2.


Vote-Des

[Allen Knight]

face it, u been gone 2 long, ur rusty & your wording's worse
I mean u got stomped out by Jun like u were fucking May 31st

Vs

U be thinkn ya top tier but b acting pussy come mags
Doggg. I Colavito on ya status.. & that's not because u crushing on Bags
5xNBL champ. 'gainst an old Geezer w/ an awful nose
ironic u gotta Scroll thru my wins when ya best verses r Chalked on those

v/orc, he was more consistent & way fresher imo.

[Allen Knight]

5-4 upping

[El Muffin]

Des

Scabbard was nasty
Jun was abv Avg
Debbie was wack af
Bermuda triangle u fkd up concept imho. U talm bout ratting I think
closer cool



Orc
cola Vito was dope
Show of hands. Nah weak. I get it but ventriloquist /hands association is weak
scroll played af
blow up wife creative on tired word down concept


J ACTUALLY THINK Des GOT THIS BY A DECENY MARINATE


V/des